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'The interspecies challenge'



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 Shag, Marry Or Push Off A Cliff, Game for the very mad
Elf Molester
Posted: May 2 2004, 02:24 PM


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OK, this is something that me and my mates play on the bus.

Name three famous blokes, (they don't have to be connected in any way) and the next person has to say which one they would marry, which one they would shag and which one they would push off a cliff. Easy. Then they lift three more men. OK?

I'll begin with the obvious-

Aragorn

Legolas

Boromir
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tfutcher
Posted: May 2 2004, 02:30 PM


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I would

Aragorn-Shag

Legolas-Marry

Boromir-push off cliff.

Ok next three are

Faramir

Elrond

Eomer
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Rose of Rivendell
Posted: May 2 2004, 04:28 PM


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Ok, this one is tough...

Faramir-Marry (and shag away at will whip.gif )

Elrond-Shag

Eomer-push off a cliff (but what a waste!?!)

Next Three:

Haldir

Frodo

Elladan


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Aranna
Posted: May 2 2004, 04:53 PM


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Haldir - shag

Elladan - marry

Frodo - push off a cliff

Next three (fun game, by the way!) -

Thranduil
Glorfindel
Gil-Galad
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LadyofLegolas
Posted: May 2 2004, 05:43 PM


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WOW...that is a hard one!

I would definitly shag Thranduil; tongue.gif
I would marry to Glorfindel; wub.gif
I would push off Gil-galad (what a waste! wall.gif wall.gif ...thankfuly at the Siege of Barad-dur someone else did that terrible thing...I could never harm an elf!)

Next three:

Celeborn
Erestor
Rumil


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Beckyboo
Posted: May 2 2004, 06:06 PM


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Erestor - shag
Rumil - marry
Celeborn -push off a cliff.

Thinks hard....
Orophin
Merry
Mithrandir/Gandalf
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Elf Molester
Posted: May 2 2004, 06:26 PM


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Glad this has taken off. OK.....

Orophin- Marry

Merry- Shag

Gandalf/Mithrandir- Push off a cliff (oldie- urgh!)

Alright-

Theoden

Denethor

Barliman Butterbur

(HA- GOT YA!)
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Posted: May 2 2004, 06:34 PM


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heheheh yes, you did...but I have the solution:

Theoden - marry (me queen of Rohan....hehe.....cool)
Denethor - shag (the young Denethor must be just as yummy as his sons)
Barliman Butterbur - push off the cliff

Next:

Bilbo
Pippin
Sam

(haha, now who's got who?) tongue.gif tongue.gif

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Aranna
Posted: May 2 2004, 06:43 PM


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EDIT: Ooops, I was too slow.

Damn, must I do this one? I'm not such a hobbit fancier tongue.gif

OK, well...

Shag Pippin,

Marry Sam,

Chuck Bilbo.

Next:

Sam

Figwit

Gimli
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Iirima
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:05 PM


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Hmmm...Being the elf fancier that I am I would have to....

Shag Figwit (though i so went off him when he talked in RotK - no talking when shagging however *g*)

Marry Sam, he seems like a good husband.

And Gimli, off the cliff!

Now, because I like to be different....
Balrog
Sauron
Rosie
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LadyofLegolas
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:18 PM


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Sauron- marry ( rule the world with the MASTER of PRECIOUSSSS!...heeheheh)
Balrog - shag (fiery chap, I like my mate who is feisty!.....heehhhhheeh)
Rosie - push off the cliff

Next:

Gollum
Whichking of Angmar
Farmer Maggot

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Aranna
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:26 PM


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I think Gollum would be quite interesting to shag.

Witchking - marry, for the same reason as marrying Sauron.

Farmer Maggot - push!

Do we have to post people who haven't been posted yet? I'm running out of ideas...

Tom Bombadil
Shagrat (hehe)
Treebeard
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LadyofLegolas
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:35 PM


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Tom Bombadil - push off the cliff
Shagrat - shag ( hehehheh)
Treebeard - marry ( we need some ent family)

Next:

Arwen
Gamling
Galadriel

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Iirima
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:43 PM


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Ohh.....a toughy

Arwen - Marry. Well...she's better than the other two and Liv is rather pretty, and hey she gave up her immortality for Aragorn, she must be loyal.

Gamling - shag. Cause...well...I would

Galadriel Off the clifff!!!!!

and nowww.....

Finwe
Otho Sackville
Maedhros
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LadyofLegolas
Posted: May 2 2004, 07:49 PM


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Finwe - marry
Otho Sackville - push off the cliff
Maedhros - shag

Next:

Oropher
Mandos
Echtelion

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Aranna
Posted: May 2 2004, 08:17 PM


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Oropher being Legolas' grandfather? - SHAG
Mandos - Marry, it's the power thing.
Ecthelion - hard choice, but he must go.

Next:

Finrod
FŽanor
Turgon

I would find it very very hard to choose...
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Nyssa
Posted: May 2 2004, 08:48 PM


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QUOTE (Aranna @ May 2 2004, 07:26 PM)
Do we have to post people who haven't been posted yet?  I'm running out of ideas...

Uhm, well, not sure if I understood this right, but I think these 3 men don't really have to be LotR guys... In the beginning, when the "rules" were mentioned, Elf Molester said "Name three famous blokes, (they don't have to be connected in any way)". I guess this means you could name "Peter Jackson, Robbie Williams, Batman" or "David Beckham, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake". No?
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Iirima
Posted: May 2 2004, 08:53 PM


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Shag Feanor

Marry Turgon (Go Gondolin - *waves flag*)

Finrod, *Cries* off the cliff

Hmmm....

Thorongil
Strider
Estel

*g*



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Posted: May 2 2004, 09:03 PM


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Ooh so hard!!

Estel-Marry
Aragorn-Shag
Thorongil-throw off cliff (whilst in tears)

Legolas
Haldir
Erestor
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Iirima
Posted: May 2 2004, 09:07 PM


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Thats just evil....*ponders*

Shag Haldir
Marry Erestor
Thow Legolas of a clifff *sobs histrically*

Cant i just have them shag each other?

Thranduil
Elrond
Celebourn

*yay lords*
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