OK... just a silly little question... :D

My friend and I tried to think of things we could NOT connect with slash or a slash-story somehow...

So far we've only come up with tooth-paste.... :help:

What things can you think of? Just tell me!

a cd-rom
postcards
hotmail

:wtf: is wrong with me?!?! :help:

Can you not use toothpaste as a lubricant? :blink:

Hehe.

CD-roms have a hole in them.
And toothpaste is white stuff :P

Hmm, things I cannot connect with slash or slash stories in any way? That's a hard one (no pun intended). Er... Pizza?

You mean pizza with yummy, hot "toppings" ??...heheheehh :P :lick:
How about virus, that is a hard word to connect it with slash...

L'L

They can get a virus from what they are doing...

How about the word book?

Oh, but some psycho might give dear Legolas HIV.

Depends what the book is... if it's LotR, then we're back in the world of slash :D

How about... tea?

You COULD always spank someone with a nice, heavy book.
Wouldn't that still be slashy?

Or....read to them from a dirty book.

Tea has been included in so many Sam/Frodos that it's normal for me to associate the word 'tea' with kitchen sex. :help:

how about um.... brick?
<3sybil

Must admit, I can't think of anything slashy to do with brick...

CD-Player ^_^

*grasping at straws* Okay... the power goes out, and two friends decide to spend the dark evening looting. Soooo they break into a department store with a brick and shag each other senseless on a store mattress. Oh yeah. Nothing like a nice hard brick to break some windows and have sex!

"... Haldir pushed Legolas against a brick wall, claiming his lips with a smoldering kiss..." slashy enough?

Btw, just to be annoying: elves are immune to any kind of sickness...even the AIDS-virus (goes ill just a tought of "that " kind of slash... :disbelief: )

L'L

A seedy player? :lol:

... Oh yeah.

Ummm....

Toaster
Cat litter
Bus ticket

:help:

A pig. Please tell me there is nothing one would do with a pig. :blink:

Not with the pig itself... *g*
But pig means there's a stable somewhere near. And in the stable there's plenty of straw....
:legolas: + :aragorn: - clothes in the straw = rrrrrrr :biglove:

I finally managed to think of something totally un-slashy! :biglove:
At least I hope so!
Tooth-floss! (Hope the spelling's right...)
Can't think of anything slashy to do with it...

Could be used as a bondage tool... if there's nothing else at hand... :wacko:

Gna, I should go to bed now!

Bondage with tooth-floss? *urgh* :wacko:
Hmmm... how about cod liver oil then?
That one shoukd relatively unslashy...

Sam could be feeding Frodo some cod liver oil in bed, when Frodo's feeling poorly :)

Cod liver oil could be used as lubricant :P

Hmm, how about flu? I can't think of anything slashy to do with flu.

Flu? Ok, Pippin gets the flu and Merry has to nurse him back to health. Any sickness can be slashy as long as there aren't any exposed sores. The Black Plague is pretty non-slashy though...

Oh, that's not completely true either... there ARE different degrees of slashiness... just wouldn't wanna get full-on with the exposed sores. That wouldn't be good.

Hehe, I was thinking the oozing pus-y sort were kinda unsexy. Chicken pox can be ok.

things that is unslashable? - ashtrays.. they are absolutely some of the most unsexy thing i know of (and i even smoke)

I actually recently read a fic where contracting the plague functioned as a catalyst to get two people together (wasn't LotR though (modern setting, lots of angst))

Aeneus

Oh, unslashable they are not.

Dom and Elijah sitting naked in bed after a hard night's work, Elijah enjoying a midnight cigarette, flicking ashes into the tray on the nightstand... :pant:

Edit:I don't like DomLijah...

urgh you could be right.... dammit :lol:

fabric softner perhaps? - or doest that just scream sex on a washingmachine?

It does scream for sex on a washing-machine, Azzy!
I've never actually read that, but I think it would be... interesting.... :D

Ummmm what about a "pavement-pizza"?
A puddle of vomit on the floor should be rather unslashable.... (I hope!)

Nope, nope...thanks to my twisted mind, even THAT can be slashed!
Orli does something stupid...gets very drunk and sick, and Viggo finds him and decides to be nice to him and take him home even though he's still all silly and sickish.
See?

I've read a monaboyd where Billy gets thrown up on in a bar and Dom 'consoles' him. Hehe.

Henna?

that is pretty unsexy, to walk around with something that looks like cow shit on your head.

the kat litter? that must be unslashable unless someone finds cat urin sexy

Two lasses paintig eatchother with henna?

Merry and Pippin have to clean the cat litter-but none of them want to. Pip shoves Merry, witch leads to tickeling, witch leads to kissing, until they both end up in the cat-... stuf and have to go take a nice, warm bath... together...

wow did I just write a plot? :D

OK i will buy the cat litter thing.... - yea you just made a plot baby :P :lol:


but the henna thing - yuck no... henna, if it comes on your skin it either looks like you got smeared in something uhm... monthly :blink: or that you have some strange skin disease.

which reminds me that psoreazis (ehm cant spell it) is absolutely non-slashable

You could slash psoriasis....
Poor Frodo develops it from all the stress of carrying the Ring, but luckily Sam is there with a tube of nice cooling salve to ease his delicate skin..... :D

Okay I dare you to slash.....a toilet brush! :blink:

Argh! You just reminded me of something Azzy!
[QUOTE] got smeared in something uhm... monthly [QUOTE]
Ever since I read a fic with Orli as a hermaphrodite who impregnated him-/herself(?) even straightly female things like Tampins, etc are slashy!!! :wall: :wall:
There has to be something unslashy! Even if I wouldn't mind if there weren't... :bunny: