I give you the ELF FANCLUB.

My name is Tinkerbell and I lust after elves. Thank you.


A week before the first of the month, either Tinker Bell or Azzy will announce a new topic for the month to come. This way, members of the fanclub have a week to come up with indivindual elves, pairings, or more, all depending on how active you want to be, if you want to contribute anything at all. EVERYONE is welcome to write something for each month, and you aren't limited to only one month out of the year. If you are interested in writing something for the upcoming month (once the topic has been posted) post in the elf fanclub saying that you wanted to write for that topic, and what you want to write. This way, no one person is forced to write for the entire month, and each month should have contributions instead of just going by the wayside. With the entire fanclub able to participate, we should have varied and awesome contributions.



December 2004 - Glorfindel
January 2005 - Wicked Elves Month
February/March 2005 - "Blonds Do It Better" Month
June/July/August 2005 - Elven Kings!
September 2005 - Rivendell Elves

Current Group: Rivendell Elves!

Did someone say elves?....WHERE? WHERE? :wub: :wub: :wub:
:D I guess I'm a pretty wacky elf-fancier!

LadyofLegolas

I'm in! Are we going to do FotM?

YES! Thank you, someone else who shares my views on hobbit slash! I would LOVE to join the Elf fan club.

I love elves. can I join the elve fanclub! I also love men though. but no nasty hobbitses

My name is doeeyedgrim and I am ADDICTED to Elves! (I might be joining the Man fanclub, too. Aragorn is seducing me! I can't help it!)

I can deal with Men, in moderation, and usually if they're sleeping with Elves OR if they're related (I have a Boromir/Faramir weakness), but hobbits are a definite no.

Yay the rebirth of the Elf fanciers club *huggles*

I cant even name my favourite elves, there are too many.
*Glances at her c.o.'s*
I would like to retract that statment my favourite elves are Celeborn and Thranduil. (aside-Happy now boys?)

Lets face it, elves are far superior to all other races-just the way the Valar intended them to be :P

Hey! :)

Would be great if I could join the club!

My love belongs to the elves because:
Hobbits: too small, too cute, seem so innocent (child- like)
Men: nothing extraordinary
Valar: well, too unearthly...
Wizards: too unattractive :P
Anyone else: too evil


The list of my favourite elves is long! Here are some: Elrond!!, Glorfindel, Finrod, Ecthelion, Voronwe.

*jumps the elves and ravishes* Yay. Am not totally opposed to Hobbit slash, just not inclined towards the NC-17 stuff, or the hairy feet, elf slash however is another matter Smut smut and more smut! (with a bit of mushyness and lots of angst)

Elrond, Glorfindel, Erestor, Elrohir, Elladan: My favorite elves all like together in one house. It's beautiful, it really is. Given, they're probably not actually playing revolving doors at night, much less just making a nice big pile of elfflesh, but a girl can dream, right?

btw, tinkerbell? Your elf IS like, whoa.

Yeah, my elf is like WHOA, and he knows it too! *hugs avatar*

Yay! The pervy Elf-fanciers are back. Now which elves do I love...That'd be all of them then! :P

Yay! Pervy Elf-Lovers Unite! I'm back and wanting to be part of the mob again! I mean, honesty, who wouldn't want to be a part of this mob?! :lol:

ok, concerning elves and sexuality: one thing that I've read over and over in fanfics and I'm really curious about is the idea that the tips of elven ears are an erogenous(sp?) zone for them. Where is that coming from? I mean, I know on humans that the lobe of the ear is about the same level as, say, the neck, and Lord knows we'd all love to suck on those points...mmm...sorry, ok, back from that happy thought now... where was I? Right, so anyway, other than that, where in the heck does that come from?

You know, I've often wondered about that many times myself. I don't think that it's ever been said anywhere that that is a particulary sensitive area...but I could be wrong. Reglardless, I'd say it's a fairly good guess that it would be a sensitive area...*kicks herself for not being able to come up with a better word than 'sensitive'*

Yeah, somehow I just don't see the good professor writing an essay on "elvish erogenous zones and sexual customs"

I know this is slightly off-topic, this being the fanclub and all, but for anyone who hasn't seen it, this is a whole page about what Tolkien really did say about Elf sex.
http://www.ansereg.com/what_tolkien_officially_said_abo.htm

thank you, that was really helpful and informative!

We should restart flavour of the month, as it is almost April.

I think it should be Legolas :smooch:

I have no problem with Legolas- he seems sorta appropriet for the first month.

We should start those up again (flavour of the months that is). Does anyone remember the old list? Or are we just going to create a new one?

I have no problem with Legolas being next either.

I qwas relatively new to the old board, so didn't know how it worked properly, but I still joined this club, so can I be a member again?

Anyhoo, I have no problem with Legolas being next...

Can't go wrong with the yummy elf! :P :lol:
April is for Legolas! :smooch: :smooch:
Let's try a list for the rest of the calendar!
Of course this is just a suggestion!

January - Thranduil
February - Orophin
March - Lindir
April - Legolas
May - Rumil
June - The Twins
July - Celeborn
August - Elrond
September - Haldir
October - Erestor
November - Feanor
December - Glorfindel

L'L

:smooch: I agree with my Mother that list looks lovely. :smooch:

*nods* looks good, though the twins should be on July.

The Twins should definitely stay in June. Then I get to enjoy them in my birthday month!

Legolas agrees that April would be the best month for him. Like the list, but Haldir should be October...(hee hee my b-day). j/k it looks good enough to... :whip:

ThanX for the info on elf sex. I don't totally agree with all of it. But it did come from the all-mighty J.R.R. and I can't argue with that. I'll just have to mildly ignore it, for the sake of fiction!!!!!

Well...as I said before...we all came here to have fun...so let's get to it, shall we?
:makeout: :smooch: :sweet:
This month is special to me: April is for LEGOLAS :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
:smooch: :smooch: :sweet: :sweet: :bounce: :bounce:
So, for the whole month I can talk, write, sing, ramble, drool, dream about my beautiful elven prince! :wub: :wub: :wub:
*can't hold herself back any longer*
Let's start with the reasons: why I love him?
#1
Legolas has pointy ears! (I'm such a sucker for those yummy elven ears)
#2
He's a warrior! An incredible archer! (I have a HUGE bow and arrow fetis)
#3
He's immortal! (forever young, beautiful, sexy, strong;I think you got the pic)
#4
Legolas has :the speed of light; the grace of a dancer; the face of an angel;
the spirit of nature and the heart of a human! (obsessive much?)
#5
Most of all I love him because HE IS AN ELF! (tall/slender but muscular/blonde hair/blue eyes/graceful/sexy/fast/deadly.....do you think that I need a srink?) :P

OK OK...I stopped! *until next time*
If I've missed something about his looks please feel free to ramble on....
The inner beauty of Legolas will be my next project :wacko: :wacko: :wub:
BTW...could somebody create an "elf-ears" smily...PRETTY PLEASE

L'L

LadyofLegolas-you're awesome! And I love the smoking smiley-wish I could get it, but the show all button doesn't work for me :-(
Anyway, good job on the reasons, I would have to agree with you most enthusiastically, esp. about the pointy ears and deadly bow and arrows. :sweet:

Happy Legolas Month!

:smooch: Darling mate, you forgot the cheeckbones. Sigh...The best cheekbones of any Elf.

Hi,

I am here too!
April is for Legolas? Hmm..
But Mr. Weaving has his birthday tomorrow (2004.04.04 - 44 years)! Okay, I won't complain... B)

Elves... They are forever sexy and beautiful and their laugh is so :sweet:
I just simply love them. Even Haldir could be good... (no offense meant)

With respect,
-Kíra-

White Rose of Rivendell...hon, you so sweet...you made me blush! :smooch:
*looks around with a 'bit a pinkish color on her cheeks* :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You're so kind, I'm not sure that I've deserved it!(meself just a crazy old broad with a certifiable Legolas obsessive/Haldir maniac diagnose) :makeout:
Becky...my wonderfull and smart mate...you're absolutely right! :sweet: :sweet:
*kick herself double-time on the arse!* :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall:
How could I forget about those awesome cheeks! :huh: :huh: :blink:
*grabs the Elf and showers his beautiful cheeks with hundreds of kisses*
:smooch: :smooch:
Kira... it's good to have you back!
I'm aware of that Lord Elrond's begetting-day is tomorrow (I'm about to bake a lembas-honey-passion-fruit cake for Him)
But the reason for this month being a Legolas month is because we've had a brand new start, and almost everyone in the fanclub agreed to honor Him being the first FotM!
Regarding my sexy Marchwarden...of course He is deserves every adorations that I can think of but......He has to wait for his turn like all the other Elves! (wich is in His case: September)
I think that all the Elves deserve a whole month pampering without interruption by any other Firstborn!
So...Happy Legolas' Month ! :lol: :P

L'L

*jumps up and down o nthe spot* Happy Legolas' Month, lol.


I agree with everything that LadyofLegolas and White Rose of Rivendell said about Legolas. Again, especially for the pointed ears and archer skills.

mmmm Legolas *drools* Only one bad word against him, sooo not enough Dom-Legolas fics out there. *sigh* Though Sub Legolas with Dom Haldir....*drools some more*

Ok, shall shut up rambling now.

I personally would love to see domLegolas with subHaldir! Ahhh, any fic with those two! :sweet: They are so sexy, I could eat them with a spoon!

I always see them as equals. Each taking the other not necessarily in turns, but at a rate that makes them more equals in their relaitionship rather then Dom/sub. Don't get me wrong, with the right pairing I love D/s, like in the Anestel series...*drools* Hehe, or 24/7, except that is X-files.

:sweet: :rolleyes: Today ladies and gents I'll be rumbling about Legolas' inner beauty so droolage warning is in order! :D :P
If the eyes are the mirror of the soul...just take a look into those blue orbs and you will know who Legolas is! :sweet: :sweet:
My wonder-elf is very passionate, kind & loving, loyal, brave and honest and last but not least he has a good sense of humor!
Let's go over those qualities piece by piece:
#1
Legolas is very passionate for an elf!
Whatever he does he does it with his whole being and you can see it in his eyes!
When he's on target; those blue orbs are sparkling with fire!
When the arrow leaves the bow you know that the sucker is doomed!
When Legolas smiling, the whole world is shining in the rays of the sun!
Flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping and you could swear, that you can hear those angels singing in heaven! :wub: :wub:
Your heart become light and you wish to fly! :sweet: :sweet: :rolleyes:
When Legolas is sad suddenly you'll turn to homocidal and suicidal at the same time!
You would slay anything and anyone who dared to make him upset!
You can feel his pain in your soul and you want to hug him and hold him and tell him, that everything is gonna be all right !
When you look into Legolas' eyes, his emotions will become yours and you would give up everything to make him happy!
#2
Legolas is kind & loving! Just watch him when he gives the pendant to Aragorn at Helms Deep, or when he answers Gimli's statement at the Black Gates about to die side by side with an elf....Legolas' answer:how about side by side with a friend!
#3
Legolas is loyal and brave! That is a given...don't need an explanation!
#4
Legolas is honest! My elf admits when he's wrong!
He's elf enough to apologise for his mistakes and humble enough to ask for forgivness! (Forgive me , I was wrong to despair!)
#5
Legolas has a good sense of humor! Counting scores in a deadly battle, joking about the shortness of a dwarf ( shall I describe it for you..or would you like me to find you a box?) :P :D

Legolas is the kind of Elf who's proud, but not of himself, but of his friends!
Proud to call Gimli an elf-friend, proud of Haldir and his warriors who came to fight alongside with men, proud of Aragorn who unites the races to save ME and be the king whom he was born to be!
Legolas is a real prince, but not because he was born with the title, but because he is a true royal of heart and soul!
Every time when I see or think of Legolas, my heart skips a beat, I forget to take a breath, my head becomes light and a dumb and silly expression can be seen on my face.:wacko: :wacko: :wub: :wub:
The Elf is like a tornado...sweeps you off from your feet, spins the world around you, lifts you up high above into the sky!

When I think about Him, my senses are in a joyride like a roller-coaster in the theme-park!
*at this point the nurses entering my room....time for my medications!*
Well.... 'till the drugs are kick in I wish you a Happy Legolas' Month!
Next session: Legolas and sex!


L'L

Well my name's Elf Molester so I should definately join. My three year obsession with The Legster :sweet: himself has driven me totally mental so I've got nothing to lose by becoming a member of yet another elf fan club.

I might have mentioned before that my favourite Leggy scene in Lord of the Rings is scene 34 of Two Towers. Anybody else have this problem? Like when they are so fixated with a particular scene that they can't watch the film all the way through without rewinding the DVD/video and watching it OVER AND OVER AND OVER again? Oh, I thought it was just me....

My favourite thing about the Legmiester is not his eyes, or his hair, or his bow (all are great of course) but his leggings. His lovely snuggly leggings. Surely I AM the only person with that problem? I'm off to start a Legging Watch Fan Club......

P.S- I LOVE LEGOLAS :whip:

LadyofLegolas-How is it that you can so perfectly hit the nail on the head? All of those things are Legolas to the T. His smile is like a the fresh peach of the sun peaking over the horizon after a night of dreary tempests. His eyes are indeed the windows to his soul. And though they appear violet/blue, they speak to me of the riches of a long lost Moria.

Yes, we all need :help: but I'm glad there's others who share my view. Can't wait for the next installment!