This meme is originally made in HP-fandom, written in Finnish. This one was on a little forum, where I am an administrator. This place is small, but nice, and I thought to share this little tidbit with you.

Answer the questions, and put the results in your replies. feel free to comment as well.

Enjoy,

zilah


First, you have to pick out and write down 12 Tolkien characters, from number one to twelve.
Then all you have to do is answer the questions.

I recommend that you pick the characters from many races; it makes this meme more funny and interesting. You don’t have to care about timelines either. If you want to pick King Turgon and Frodo Baggins in the same meme, go for it! And please, NO cheating if you want this to be entertaining.

I'll do this first, so you can see how this works.
For example: here is my list:

1. Elrond
2. Éomer
3. Galadriel
4. Glorfindel
5. Frodo
6. Aragorn
7. Lindir
8. Thranduil
9. Gimli
10. Gandalf
11. Celebrian
12. Melpomaen

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1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?Aragorn/Celebrian? No, I haven't read, but I would like to try. Aragorn falls in love with her daughter after all. :lol:

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Oh yes! Of course, Glorfindel is one of the hottest elves I know!

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Melpomaen impregnated Thranduil? A very interesting story, indeed! :surprise:

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
I have read some Gen-stories with Gimli.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Éomer and Aragorn? Sure, they are almost canon in my dirty little mind... :P

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Wow! Frodo/Gimli or Frodo/Gandalf... well, I pick Frodo/Gimli, because Gandalf is too tall for Frodo! *snort*

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
If Lindir caught Melpomaen and Éomer having sex? I think he would be devastated, and in need of some comfort from Elrond.

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Galadriel/Gandal? Oh my, this is almost canon, don't you think? Galadriel helped Gandalf back to health after Moria. Of course, the Lady of the Light used all possible methods to ensure Gandalf's recovery. :blink:

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
But of course! I would like to write a Thranduil/Elrond fluffy story myself!

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Lindir/Melpomaen? Hmm... maybe...
Title: A healing song
Type: FPS
Author: zilah (zilah_o_imladris@...)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Sad but true: they are not mine. I just play with them. No one pays me.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Lindir/Melpomaen
Summary: Melpomaen is injured, and Lindir wants to help his recovery...

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
Glorfindel deflowering Elrond? Oh this would be a good one! Glorfindel is re-born and comes to Lindon, King Ereinion's court. He meets young Elrond, and gives him a majority day gift.

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Of course! Lindir is a quite a popular character in Lotr Slash-pairings.

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Galadriel? Why not? I mostly write and read slash, but I'm not averse of canon-het. Celeborn/Galadriel are beautiful together.

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Yes, though I don't like Celebrian with anyone else but Elrond.

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Éomer/Glorfindel/Frodo? Interesting idea, but I don't think so. I promise to read if someone found a story with this threesome. :whip:

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Gandalf? Oh my! How about: Oh, Gimli! *snort*

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
A songfic with Thranduil? Oh yes! I would choose "Sex machine" by James Brown! *Grin*

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Elrond/Aragorn/Glorfindel? Well, how about some bondage, whipping and M-preg?

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
From Éomer to Gandalf? Ride hard and fast, my friend. :lol:

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Frodo? I don’t remember. I’m not very fond of hobbits. They are cute, but too boyish for my taste.

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Aragorn? I think he is quite fond of some bondage and whipping-games. He needs to relax sometimes…

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Celebrian with Gimli? This is difficult… maybe they would have sex, but only when they are drunk. I actually don’t want to think about it. :eew:

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Galadriel and Lindir? Of course Galadriel!


24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Oh my, this is just too funny! Elrond and Gimli are happily courting, until Gimli suddenly leaves him because of Glorfindel. Elrond is devastated, and have a one-night-stand with Celebrian. Then he has a short and unhappy relationship with Melpomaen. Finally, Frodo gives him an advice to find a true love with Galadriel! Oh yes! Who would write this down? :bounce:

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Lindir and Thranduil? Oh, but they are! Aren’t they not? *grin*

I didn’t cheat with this, I swear!

1 - Bilbo
2 - Maedhros
3 - Aredhel
4 - Thorin
5 - Maglor
6 - Maeglin
7 - Radagast
8 - Sam
9 - Thuringwethil
10 - Finrod
11 - Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs
12 - Éomer

1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Maeglin/Gothmog - No, I haven't... Anyone willing to write it? ;-) May be *quite* interesting...

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Thorin? Not really... I find dwarves kinda cute, but not really hot.

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Éomer impregnating Sam? Rosie would be very upset, veeery upset...;-)

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Nope, not really... Pity. Thuringwethil is quite an intriguing character...

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Maedhros/Maeglin - their names match nicely and who knows - they might be a fine pair... They might even somehow "redeem" each other, though this might be a bit too "saccharine" for my liking.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Hard to decide between Maglor/Thuringwethil and Maglor/Finrod... But I guess that the first one would be more interesting...

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
I suppose Radagast would be quite puzzled, should he catch Éomer and the eldest son of Fëanor "in the act"... Maybe he'd join in. Like... "Wow, Maitimo, long time no see..." Or "Need a hand?" ;-)

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Aredhel and Finrod... Hmmm... Aredhel offers Finrod some much needed warmth during the passage through Helcaraxë.

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Bilbo/Sam...? Definitely.

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Radagast/Éomer? Ah, well... I'm tempted to cheat...
Title: A Wizard's Touch
Type: FPS
Author: Cesare
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: They are not mine nor they ever will be... I'm making no money from this (though sure I could use some). Mr. Tolkien, please, stop spinning in your grave. Makes me feel bad.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, huorny trees ;-)
Pairing: Radagast/Éomer
Summary: Éomer's horse goes amok and carries poor Éomer into Fangorn. Fangorn is a dangerous place, Éomer gets badly hurt and helpless. Luckily for him, there is Radagast, the wizard, to save him from a horny huorn and give him the much needed physical and spiritual comfort...

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
Thorin/Bilbo... LOL "The Hobbit"? :-)

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Not sure... I suppose that very few people, if any, write or read slashfics about Radagast.

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Aredhel? Sure, why not? It's a fascinating character, after all... And there are possibilities...

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
I suppose so, Valaraukar are quite popular, or so I imagine... Not sure about Gothmog slash, though...

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Maedhros/Thorin/Maglor? Never stumbled across anything of that sort... may be an interesting challenge...

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Finrod? Hmm... For some reason I imagine him singing "Ode To Joy"...

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
Sam... Hmm, a tough one... Maybe "Pure Morning" by Placebo... Y'know that one... ("A friend in need's a friend indeed, friend with weed is better"...;-)) Might suit Pippin or Merry better, but fits well with Sam I guess...

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Bilbo/Maeglin/Éomer? "Very AU", I guess...;-)

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
From Maedhros to Finrod? "Ooooh, dig deeper, deeper, sweet hewer of caves..." OK... That sounds odd. Ah, nevermind.

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Maglor? Today, for example... (A gen story.) Fëanorians simply rock...

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Maeglin? I suppose his kinks might justify a whole book. Hmm - maybe he likes to dress as Batman? ;-)

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Gothmog with Thuringwethil... I suppose so. Drunk or not drunk, why not... (I'd love to watch THAT happening, esp. the "drunk" scenario...;-))

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Aredhel and Radagast? Aredhel, no doubt about that...


24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Oookay, this starts off fucking weird...:-) Bilbo and Thuringwethil are happily courting... Thuringwethil suddenly notices that Thorin is actually hotter and leaves the poor hobbit... Bilbo is devastated and hops into bed with Gothmog. Then he has a short and unhappy relationship with Éomer. Finally, Maglor takes a break from wandering the shores and singing his laments, shows up and hooks up Bilbo with Aredhel. Wow. I'm almost tempted to write this...;-)

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Radagast and Sam? Cute...:-)


...This was fun...:-)))

1.Arwen
2.Pippin
3.Legolas
4.Beleg
5.Gandalf
6.Gollum
7.Galadriel
8.Frodo
9.Faramir
10.Luthien
11.Eol
12.Aragorn

1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Gollum/Eol. I don't think one exists in the entire internet! And if it did, I doubt I'll read it.

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Beleg. Never met him, so I can't really be a judge on that. But he is an elf, so he can't be ugly :P

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Frodo carrying Aragorn's baby? Wait a minute...didn't I read that somewhere?
I would wish them both best of luck :wine:

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Faramir, yep. Plenty.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Pippin/Gollum.....somehow i don't see it happening.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Gandalf/Faramir or Gandalf/Luthien? I'd go for the first one. Faramir looks up to Gandalf and I'm sure Gandalf doesn't mind teaching him some extra-curiicular lessons ;)

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
Galadriel catching Pippin and Aragorn. I think she would get herself some popcorn and enjoy the show!

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Legolas/Luthien. OMG, it's het :lol: Hmmmm, elf meets elf? Strolling through the woods like they like to do?

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Arwen/Frodo. Absolutely. Arwen gives up her place on the ship West for Frodo. I'm sure she had a thing for him. After all, he's the real hero, not Aragorn.

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Title: Come into the light
Author: Aeneus
Pairing: NC-17
Rating: Galadriel/Aragorn
Summary: After Arwen's untimely death, Aragorn travels to Lothlorien to find peace and finds it in the arms of the Queen.

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
Beleg deflowering Arwen: Beleg is reborn and returns to Middle Earth. A young Arwen strays from home without permission and is attack in the woods. Beleg saves her and it's love at first sight, but they most keep their romance hiddin cos her hand is promised to Aragorn.

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Galadriel. Sure, I've written some myself.

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
Legolas.....
I'm sure there's tons of them.

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Eol. Not often. Can't say that I've ever read, or seen Eol fics/art

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Pippin/Beleg/Gandalf :blink:
No.

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Luthien. Hmm. Watch the hair?

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
Frodo. Bright Eyes by Garfunkel

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Arwen/Gollum/Aragorn. Squick!!!! (and possibly Character Death after that)

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Pippin to Luthien. "You go girl"

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Gandalf. I've read the occasional Gandalf fic.

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Gollum. He likes Abba

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Eol with Faramir. Eol had some dark magic, so he could get Faramir if he wanted to, drunk or not.

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Legolas and Galadriel. Galadriel, definitely.

24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Arwen and Faramir are happily courting, until Faramir suddenly leaves her because of Beleg. Arwen is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Eol, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Aragorn. Finally, Gandalf gives her an advice to find a true love with Legolas."
I can totally see this happening :P

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Galadriel/Frodo. They've sure been keeping it secret!

ooh I did this in the harry potter forum :D it was fun. I dont know if I know 12 characters xDDD that sounds so sad.

1.Leggie.
2.Merry.
3.Frodo.
4.Aragorn
5.Gimli
6.Pippin
7.Bilbo
8.Sam.
9.Arwen
10.Boromir
11.Faramir
12.Eowyn


1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Faramir/Pippin? No I haven't ever read this, I suppose i wouldnt mind reading it, it involves a hobbit so im happy xD mind you it would be strange


2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Aragorn, Well yeah in a rugged sweaty sorta way, i still prefer me hobbits though :P

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
XDDDD Eowyn impregnating Sam? Well....not alot they could try but i dont think, no matter how great sam is, he doesnt have the right parts to get preggers.

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Nope I havent read any with Arwen, I wouldnt mind though.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Omigosh! Its actually merry/pippin! (i swear i didnt fix that!) Of course they do, they are the best pariing out there! OTP! :P

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Gimli/Arwen or Gimli/Faramir XDDD Well. Not too sure. I would have to say Gimli/Faramir, because I prefer the slashness. But i dont really like reading anything with Gimli :lol:

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
If Bilbo caught Merry and Eowyn having sex? Um, i think bilbo would tell Eowyn to go away so him and Merry could get down and um dirty? xD I really wouldnt like to read that.

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Frodo/Boromir - Um it started with a wall slam when boromir was trying to get the ring and well, you know where wallslams lead to xD

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Sam/Leggie! It is, I have read one before I think. Its cute :)

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
I dont think i will do this one. :P no particular reason xD

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
For no particular reason, but i dont want to do this one either xDD

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Bilbo? I dont know. I expect so, i personally havent and dont think I would want to, maybe one written in his younger years?

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Frodo? Probably, he is a sexy little hobbit after all.

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Yes. Brotherly love, Faramir/Boromir!

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
merry/aragorn/gimli?! xD
Nope, not that I know of.

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Boromir? I think hes more of a grunting man then a screamer.

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
A songfic with Sam? Umm...How to save a life - The fray (all together now, awwwwww)

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Leggie/Pips/Eowyn - Warning, Het. xD

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Ermm...I dont know.

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Gimli - I havent. I dont like dwarves really.

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Pippin? There is nothing secret about pippin's kinky ways :P

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Faramir and Arwen - Probably if they were drunk....verrrrrry drunk

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Frodo and Bilbo?! Eww - Frodo would be on top.

24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."

Legolas and Arwen are happily courting, until Arwen suddenly leaves him because of
Aragor . Legolas is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Faramir, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Eowyn. Finally, Gimli gives him an advice to find a true love with Frodo."

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
I would say eww, Sam should be with frodo dammit.

:P

Ah!!! This looks so fun!!!

1. Bilbo
2. Treebeard
3. Sam
4. Merry
5. Aragorn
6. Arwen
7. Pippin
8. Frodo
9. Legolas
10. Gandalf
11.Gimli
12. Boromir
Tried to stick with LotR, as I know them much better :D Here we go:

1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Arwen/Gimli... can't say I have, and I don't think I would like it, but I'd read it anyway!

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Mmmm, Merry... he's the hottest book character I've ever read. I suppose I see things in him that others don't! Dom is hot as well, but Movie Merry wasn't that hot until Bree :rolleyes:

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
If Boromir impregnated Frodo? I think that someone would have to answer to Sam's wrath, first of all. And it would be a girl, because a boy spawned from two such pretty gentlemen would be too hot to handle :D

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Who hasn't read a story with Legolas? I don't particularly look for them, though... Elves aren't quite my poison of choice.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Oh, yeah! Treebeard and Arwen would look just great together!

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
I have to say, I'd prefer Aragorn/Leggy to Aragorn/Gandalf, because Gandalf's beard would just get in the way!

7. What would happen, if #7 caught #2 and #12 having sex?
If Pippin caught Treebeard and Boromir having sex, he'd run and get Merry so they could watch and ponder together EXACTLY how it's being accomplished. Then they'd smoke their pipeweed, and Merry would get sick...

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Sam/Gandalf? Well, it seems that Gandalf enjoys the post-quest festivities a bit too much, and wanders in to profess his undying love to Aragorn, but instead comes across someone he did not expect...

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Oh, absolutely! Didn't you know the REAL reason Bilbo brought young Frodo to live at Bag End with him? Now there's a happily-ever-after!!

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Title: A Friend in Need
Author: TG
Pairing: Pippin/Boromir
Rating: R
Summary: Pippin, finally resolving to end this sexual tension between himself and Merry, accidentally walks in on Merry busy with Sam instead. Crushed, he turns to the one who promises to make it all better...
Disclaimer: The more I write, the more it becomes apparent that I will never own the rights to these characters...

Ugghhh... that almost looks REAL!!

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
If Merry had to deflower Bilbo, I'd say I'd make it a COMPLETE accident... Both Merry and Bilbo plan trysts with their lovers, in the same dark shed at a party. It would have been just another awkward moment, had their notes of invitation actually been delivered. As it is, Merry stumbles upon Bilbo, quite tipsy, and mistakes him for Pippin. Wordlessly, they have a good tumble in the hay, never knowing the difference... Until, of course, Otho tells Bilbo that he never got that invitation.

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
I certainly do! What's a good hobbitslash without Pippin?!

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
Sam/Rosie can be quite popular, and I've even come across (accidentally, mind you!) a Sam/Arwen and a Sam/Lobelia ( :eew: !)!

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
Gimli? I've heard that Gimli/Legolas is quite fun to draw, in cuddly situations!

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Treebeard/Merry/Aragorn... They don't, but they should! :lol:

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Gandalf? *snort* Probably just a long intelligible shout!

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
Hmmm, Frodo songfic... there are many choices for this one :D Something angsty, I'm sure! Or maybe I'd just go with "Sometimes" by Britney Spears :lol:

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Bilbo/Arwen/Boromir... Interspecies, Het, and Confusion :D

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Treebeard to Gandalf: "A little Lower, if you please, Bura-hroom!"

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Aragorn? When he's a background character to hobbits, when someone recs it to me (rare!), or when I'm voting for a LOM challenge.

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Arwen gets off on spying on Aragorn with his various lovers of all races!

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Gimli with Legolas? Anytime, baby!

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Sam and Pippin? Oooh, I've written this one! Pippin, definitely.

24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
Bilbo and Legolas are happily courting, until Legolas suddenly leaves him/her because of Merry. Bilbo is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Gimli, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Boromir. Finally, Aragorn gives him advice to find a true love with Sam. :help:

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Pippin/Frodo... "Then where did Merry and Sam get off to together?" *follows, with camera*

1. Eomer
2. Haldir
3. Legolas
4. Erestor
5. Frodo
6. Glorfindel
7. Aragorn
8. Pippin
9. Gandalf
10. Treebeard
11. Elrond
12. Grima


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1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?
Eomer/Elrond.
Not that I can remember, I've never given it a second thought, to be honest. But now I think about it, it can't be that bad. So yeah, I'd give it a go. :)

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Erestor is the hottest Elf that I know.

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Grima and Pippin... I prefere not to think about it.

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Sure, I mean, he's a common character. I once tried to find a story of him and Faramir, and only found two and they were a bit dissapointing. Pity! I think Gandalf/Faramir can be quite interesting in a tutor/pupil kind of way.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Haldir and Glorfindel.. Yeah, why not. But I'm of the opinion that Glorfindel belongs to Erestor and no one else. :P

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Frodo/Gandalf or Frodo/Treebeard. That doesn't leave me with much choice, does it? Frodo/Gandalf of course, because the other one is one I simply cannot see ever happening.

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
When Aragorn caught Haldir and Grima having sex, he'd make a face and give it a run. Or he would talk to Haldir afterwards and tell him he can get way better than Grima.

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Legolas/Treebeard. Legolas feels alone in the ancient forest of Fangorn. He can't even remember how he got there. It is then that he meets Treebeard who tells him stories of old and of the relations between the Elves and the trees.

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Eomer/Pippin. Sure, hobbits can be fluffy and so can Eomer when he's in a romantic mood. He likes to offer flowers from time to time for example.

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Title: Where the Shadows Lie
Type: FPS
Author: Firtavain
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: No characters of mine. I only play with them.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Aragorn/Grima
Summary: Both Aragorn and Grima find themselves captured by the orcs of Mordor. Aragorn can no longer distinguish truth from lies, nor when it concerns Grima Wormtongue.

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
Erestor deflowering Eomer. Eomer comes to rivendell in haste, carrying an urgent message of King Theoden. But orcs have attacked him on his way. When he arrives, Erestor finds him and takes care of him.

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Aragorn is loved by many, especially by Legolas. ;)

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
With Legolas? Isn't he the most popular of them all?

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
I've known of a few pieces of art concerning Elrond, often with either Glorfindel or/and Erestor... or Lindir.

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Haldir/Erestor/Frodo. Not that I know of. If they did, than they're really good at hiding it.

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Threebeard: "Humph, burarum!"

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
Pippin. Difficult one, as I never write songfics. Let's see, perhaps something by Loreena Mckennitt. Some traditional song anyway.

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Eomer/Glorfindel/Grima
Warnings: lots of angst, death

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
From Haldir to Treebeard: "Do not forget the world as it once was. Not all were bad."

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Frodo. Not that I can remember, I'm an Elf fancier and only rarely do I read a story involving Hobbits.

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Glorfindel is obsessed by Erestor's fingers. It has gotten so bad that he tends to stay in the councillor's study, and forget about Elrond's army waiting outside, just to see him holding his quill and imagine himself to be this very quill.

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
Elrond and Gandalf. Perhaps, when they're very very drunk and when neither Glorfindel, nor Erestor are close by.

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Legolas and Aragorn. Secretly, I think Legolas would be the one on top, despite what all the others are thinking. ;)


24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
"Eomer and Gandalf are happily courting, until Gandalf suddenly leaves him/her because of Erestor. Eomer is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with Elrond, then has a short and unhappy relationship with Grima. Finally, Frodo gives him/her an advice to find a true love with Legolas."
I actually can see this happening one day.

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Aragorn/Pippin. I'd have my doubts, thinking that Merry must be very unhappy because of this, and so must be Legolas.

1. Denethor
2. Arwen
3. Círdan
4. Faramir
5. Éomer
6. Aragorn
7. Lindir
8. Galadriel
9. Elrond
10. Feanor
11. Halbarad
12. Dírhael

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1. Have you ever read a story with 6/11- pairing? Would you like to read?Aragorn/Halbarad. Hell yes, and I'd like to read it all the time

2. Do you find #4 hot? How hot?
Faramir is hotness in person (only the book one with black hair)

3. What would happen, if #12 impregnated #8?
Dírhael and Galadriel would be father and mother of an adorable half-elf.

4. Do you remember ever reading a story with #9?
Yep, I've read lot of stories featuring Elrond.

5. Would 2/6 suit together?
Of couse they do...They are married.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Pick your favorite one and tell why just this one is your favorite?
Éomer and Feanor because they both have hot tempers.

7. What would happen, if #7 caught 2 and #12 having sex?
Arwen and Dírhael? I think Pippin is so brutaly honest that he'd go tell Aragorn hat his grandfather is doing with his bride.

8. Write a summary to 3/10-story?
Círdan catches Feanor trying to burn all his ships and throws him into his personal dungeons where he keeps Feanor as sex slave.

9. Is it possible to write a fluffy story with 1/8?
Not really. Denethor is much too suspicious of elves and Galadriel would never touch him voluntarily.

10. Write a header to 7/12 Hurt/comfort story?
Pippin/Dírhael? Oh my gosh! I'd be the first to do that!!
Title: Out of the woods
Type: FPS
Author: Vilwarin
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Sad but true: they are not mine. I just play with them. No one pays me.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Dírhael/Pippin
Summary: Pippin gets lost in the woods and Dírhael shows him the way out.

11. What kind of plot would you write, if you wanted #4 deflowering #1?
Faramir deflouring Denethor?? :huh: That's not possible!

12. Does anyone read femslash/slash stories with #7?
Of course! Look at the many Hobbit lovers out there.

13. Does anyone read het stories with #3?
Círdan? Probably, but he is not a very known character.

14. Does anyone write or make fanart with #11?
I write about Halbarad almost every day!!

15.Does anyone of your friends write stories with 2/4/5- threesome?
Arwen/Faramir/Éomer? I think not. But I'd like to see the reaction of character 6 when he finds out!

16. What would #10 scream in a moment of release?
Feanor? Silmaril!!

17. If you wrote a songfic with #8, what song you would choose?
As I walk - Glas Hammer

18. If you wrote a story with 1/6/12- threesome, what warnings will be on the header?
Denethor/Aragorn/Dírhael. Lets see: Violence

19. What would be a suitable slogan from #2 to #10?
Your sons destroyed my father's life!

20. When have you read a story with #5?
Éomer? Yesterday

21. What is a most secret, kinky, weird thing about #6?
Aragorn? I think he is quite fond of some bondage and whipping-games. He needs to relax sometimes…

22. Would #11 have sex with #9? Drunk or not drunk?
No, Halbarad in in too much awe for Elrond

23. If #3 and #7 would end up to the bed together, which one would be on top?
Círdan.


24. "#1 and #9 are happily courting, until #9 suddenly leaves him/her because of #4. #1 is devastated, and has a one-night-stand with #11, then has a short and unhappy relationship with #12. Finally, #5 gives him/her an advice to find a true love with #3."
That has some interesting Elements: Elrond and Denethor are happily courting, until Elrond suddenly leaves him because of Faramir.(Ah, humans age so quickly). Denethor is devastated, and have a one-night-stand with Halbarad. Then he has a short and unhappy relationship with Dírhael. Finally, Éomer gives him an advice to find a true love with Círdan Oh yes! Who would write this down?

25. What would you say, if 7/8 were a canon-pairing?
Please no!!