Title: top 10 reasons why you love slash.
Azzy - February 13, 2007 07:50 PM (GMT)
alright there has been some bad mojo here and all, and so i thought id do something posetive and good for the sake of slash ;) and so i thought that instead of discussing what people dont like, or what squirks them out, then maybe we should talk about why its so damn fun to read. :) cuz lets face it, this is a slash forum, nothing more nothing less, its not a regular fandom forum at all! the one thing we have in common here is the love for dirty man smut - eh yea and woman smut too i spose. SO - i figured, lets bring on the top ten reasons why you love slash, nomatter fandom or whatever. and no you dont have to be all serious about it, this is me trying to appriciate stuf instead of snarking it.
maybe i should go first huh?
Only in Yaoiland: (cuz i happen to be in yaoiland)
*Can a forgotten eraser be a reason to have hot sex.
*Do Aragorn bend over and take it like a man.
*Do Cloud drive nekkid on his bike
*Is shuelaces a protential naughty present.
*can guys get pregnant. (and have ass-babies)
*Can Fëanor go down on Mr Spock.
*does no mean yes.
*Is Legoas a sexcrazed predator.
*Does Inuyasha own a strap-on.
*do possesive Semes make me teh happeh!
:lol: :lol: that was fun, now its your turn.. and do feel free to appriciate more than i did here, as in make several posts..
Tirananniell - February 13, 2007 07:55 PM (GMT)
I likess this thread =)
Stuff you can only get in slash!
*HOBBIT PILESSSS :merry: :pippin: :frodo: :sam:
*Twincest - I mean Fred&&George Dude! Now that is the bizzz
*WallSlams - Well this is a technique I learnt to love from HP fic site. You wouldn't find a guy wallslamming a girl would ya? No, it only works when you got two smexy guysss fighting, wallslamming, getttting really close, realising they areee extreemly horny and start to make out - only in slash xD
*The many different types of lubrication slash writers come up with xD
*Men up la Duff :lol:
Welllss thats all I got right now :)
Azzy - February 13, 2007 08:00 PM (GMT)
hhahaha yes definitly! only in slash is whiskey a lubricant! :D
Tirananniell - February 13, 2007 08:33 PM (GMT)
lol yes, and butter.
Vilwarin - February 13, 2007 09:17 PM (GMT)
Hm, leme see:
* Wrestling and wallslamming. You are so right, T. (Brokeback mountain has the best wallslamming scene)
* Entertainment on the road - cause you don't bring the ladies along
* Oh, the angst
* Two sex interests instead of one and a rival
Tirananniell - February 14, 2007 08:40 AM (GMT)
I love it when the rival becomes the sex interest xD
Aeneus - February 14, 2007 06:02 PM (GMT)
Only in Slash:
1. Is the fact that two characters Hate Each Other's Guts, reason enough to slash them. :P
2. Does rape lead to a meaningful relationship :rolleyes:
3. Is being bitten by a vampire better than orgasm.
4. Does Viggo Mortensen bend over for Elijah Wood. :blink:
5. Can any guy come from a 10 second blow-job. :suck:
6. Will Buffy masturbate with Faith's stake.
7. Does everyone keep it in the family :lol:
8. Is being captured by the bad guys not necessarily a bad thing ;)
9. Does Cloud name his dick :lol:
10. Is every angel corruptible :biglove:
Azzy - February 15, 2007 05:24 PM (GMT)
|9. Does Cloud name his dick|
heh, yup! - this reminds me that
Only in the lala land of slash, is Squall Lionhart a call-boy for the mafia :D
Tirananniell - February 15, 2007 07:09 PM (GMT)
1. Is the fact that two characters Hate Each Other's Guts, reason enough to slash them.
I love slashing enemies!!
Azzy - February 15, 2007 09:53 PM (GMT)
that is because nothing is hotter than a grudge fuck :)
Vilwarin - February 15, 2007 10:19 PM (GMT)
All the anger gives them energy!
elfgirl44 - February 16, 2007 09:05 PM (GMT)
They all instantly recover and are ready for another go within seconds.
Manveruwen - February 16, 2007 10:34 PM (GMT)
Here are my personal reasons:
=> I also love to slash enemies, who actually are supposed to hate eachother
=> HP: teacher/student can be a hot combination
=> I luuurve twincest
=> LoTR: I like the imagination of Elijah and Sean watching Billy´s porn tapes together! :lol:
=> POTC 2: I can read lines like the following without feeling weird (just lmao): Johnny purres into Orli´s ear: "You know what? I got an idea. I´m gonna tie you to the bedposts now and then throw these little cotton balls at you and I won´t stop until you´ll be cumming!"
=> I´m sure as hell never going to hear Johnny Depp singing in Real life karaoke "I´m a barbie girl" to win Orlando´s heart *snort*
Tirananniell - February 17, 2007 08:53 AM (GMT)
I love all youuur ideas there Manver :wub:
Nénhelin - February 17, 2007 11:31 PM (GMT)
Hmmm...all the reasons why I love slash and yaoi in general, that's damn hard..
* Love / Hate relationships becomes steamy relationship
* Read/write about two characters you find impossibly sexy having sex
* The angst.
* Can imagine what actors/actresses/musicians do in their private life
* Can bring characters back from the dead to have sex with another character and then if you want, kill them off again
* The "first time with a male" scene
* Wallslams wallslams wall :wall: !!! that's straight up bloody sexy
* And going on that note, the fact that their passion can be almost brutal and the two stay deeply in love
and the whisky lubricant gives me an idea :decide:
Azzy - February 18, 2007 09:37 AM (GMT)
heh Nen :P :P
i just thought of a thing. that only in slash does the Stockholm syndrom thrive :lol: its more the rule than the exception,
Tirananniell - February 21, 2007 07:28 PM (GMT)
|* Wallslams wallslams wall wall.gif !!! that's straight up bloody sexy|
Yes yes yes annnnnnd yessss!!!!
aylith - February 22, 2007 05:05 PM (GMT)
Some reasons why I love slash:
1. The pain of 'first time' is over in seconds/never ruins a good shag.
2. Gorgeous men being told to spread their legs........WIDE!
3. Not having to trawl through character build up - we know who you are now let's see some action!
4. And yes......wallslams! For me, there's nothing better than long hours or months of pent up sexual frustration being taken out against the nearest wall. *Pant*
Merevindur - February 22, 2007 08:48 PM (GMT)
1) Legolas getting dirty instead.
2) Legolas getting his hair pulled back by Aragorn in the throes of passion. ;)
3) Aragorn is irresistable even to Orcs. :lol:
4) Haldir is soo possessive and intimidating - but we love him for it!
elfgirl44 - February 22, 2007 09:22 PM (GMT)
Mmmm...Legolas getting dirty is a good one.
Threesomes between three hot men
Nénhelin - February 25, 2007 02:49 AM (GMT)
Stockholm Syndrom is the best reason to write slash, :P That and drunken nights with wallslams.
Azzy - February 25, 2007 01:27 PM (GMT)
yea well or the fact that everyone are potential fuck buddies :lol:
uhm ten more reasons, im sure i can come up with that...
1. only in slash are scars and dismemberment a proof of your never ending love.
2. is it serious business with you take off your glasses.
3. is your professor/doctor sexy & gay.
4. Is Fëanor a bishounen.
5. can Vincent Valentine have a sexual relationship.
6. are wings, fangs and tails = smex.
7. Does Legolas retire to Hawaii
8. do the power rangers idea of fun include an orgy.
9. is pregnant males hawt.
10. is studdering sweet.