Signs You Need To Get A Life, remember this from Raspberry?

[RacewalkerHobbitTricia]

Tricia
1. You know the exact number of hairs on your head

2. You get e-mail spam with messages such as "NEED A LIFE? CLICK HERE!"

3. You admin two or more RPGs

4. You've read all five Harry Potter more than ten times apiece.

5. You live on Eastern Long Island, are 5'9", have curly, dirty-blonde hair, blue-gray eyes, pale skin, and are 18. Especially if you admin Harry Potter and/or Lord of the Rings RPGs

6. You do lists like this one here.

Malting
*Ever dreamed you are A) a super-spy agent thing like from spy kids on a mission to rescue a purple mushroom with orange spots or dreamed you are in a psychiatric ward.
*Have to bite your tongue from saying Creative Magic when you mean Creative Writing. (There's a class on Erised called Creative Magic, I have Creative Writing at school...)
*Spend three-quarters of your waking life reading Harry Potter slash.
*Scrap that, have READ any Harry Potter slash...
*Have Ding Dong the Witch is Dead on your winamp playlist.
*Yell at your friends for using chatspeak while chatting on some form of IM...

Alexx
--Dreamt you were eating a toasted sandwich only to wake up and find yourself chewing on your pillow.
--Had multiple attacks and wars against a sheet.(Evil thing...)
--Are a member of seventeen RPG's, admin of two.
--Convinced for three years of your life that the people that live across the road from you are vampires.
--Finding out when you're six that the Easter Bunny isn't real, then pretending that you do believe in him until you're thirteen just so you can have the Easter Egg Hunts.
--A guy dumps you the day before Valentines Day because he doesn't want to buy you a present.

Kate
~camp out in front of your friends locker for all of luch hour waiting for them to come and they never do only to find out later that one was sick that day and the other wasn't coming
~Spend hours doing un-needed homework
~Try insanely hard to get top marks in the class in grade 8, where no one really gives damn how you do
~Spend hours watching tv with your brother only to enjoy the small time he's actually being nice to you
~go the long way around the school so you wont get hit in the butt with a hockey stick, and live in mortal fear of this happening (Don't ask. Scary.)
~Wrote this list
~Trying to think of more things to put here
~tape hours of tv shows only to never watch them, and than insisting you don't know how to tape.
~Spend Friday nights doing exactly this
~Am spending Friday night doing this.....

Chizzy
-your sister has to cover your mouth when her date is around because you talk too much
-you are only allowed to go out with your sister when she is grounded and needs an excuse to go smoke
-your sisters boyfriends hate you
-you spend your Friday and Saturday nights RPGing
-People only come over to your house because you have a pool table and air hockey
-random people that you don't even know come up to you and tell you how much they hate you
-You are failing Algebra 1 (yes! ALGEBRA FREAKIN EASY ONE)
-You listen to broadway music on a regular basis
-You have over 25 broadway cds
-Your only dream is to be on broadway
-you live in a pathetic little hick town
-you have banned abercrombie and fitch and hollisters because they are overpriced when alllllll of your friends are wearing it
-you only have three friends.

Tricia
~Have three or more Harry Potter fics going or completed.

~have an odd obsession of checking your e-mail every five minutes.

~In your review history on ff.n, you have over 150 reviews listed.

~You enjoy correcting grammar.

~You make up a whole Hogwarts year of chatracters, with romances, personalities, and all (Er... *squirms in chair*)

~You get exceptionally high scores on quizzes concerning HP or LotR knowledge

~You've written to JKR.. and have an autographed photo of her

~You've been a ff.n member more than two years.

~You've been a METMA member more than two years

~Your AIM bddy list is at the max of 200.. and /NOT/ from being popular at school

~You have a gazillion nicknames from the few RL friends you do have

~You gret fanfic ideas out of dreams you have (that's how the Raspberries were born three tyears ago, when I was a scrawny little 13-year-old!)

~People have slipped "special ingrredients" into your waterbottle as a twisted, sadistic idea of a practical joke (6th grade)

~You know at least a little html

~You know what html stands for


Jig
-You run a lj community dedicated to guys with hobbit hair. (http://www.livejournal.com/~hobbit_haired)
-You make up songs about tuna fish on a stick
-You stalk people Notice the plural. PEOPLE! Meaning you have enough time to stalk more than one person
-You find enjoyment at terrorizing the people at the Disney Store. (A lady once asked me if I needed any help and I politely told her that no, I'm just here to scare the children)
-You have named your violin, your older, rented violin, you computer, and that piece of pita bread
-You call yourself The Jew in Gryffindor

Kate
~You laughed so hard you started to cry during a presentation about sex-ed in CAPP in front of the class
~You memorize the words to the line-dancing songs you dance to in gym class
~you memorize the words to the line-dancing songs you dance to in gym class when there are no words
~You sing not the song playing on the radio, but a completely different one with a different tune
~You watch hours of pointless TV everyday
~You have actually watched yu-gi-oh (tramatic experiance)
~You have three tamigotchis that you bought when they were popular and broke all three of them within a week
~Start writing stories than hate them so much because they remind you of sitcoms

alexx
-- When you were little, told the people in the electronics store that you wanted to be a washing machine when you grew up.
-- Changed your mind ten minutes later and decided to be a professional bum when you saw a guy begging for coins on a street corner.
-- Have an ongoing joke with your friends that you're all prostitutes.
-- Used to pretend you were a horse and eat the grass out of a paddock nearby, until you started vomiting and realised the guy had insectisided it.
-- One year for Valentines Day told everyone your Valentine was someone named Toby when in real fact Toby was a sausage dog you see on the way to school.
-- Have sixty people you do know on your MSN list, and another 200 who worked their way on there mysteriously that you've never met and know who the hell they are

Chizzy
-your parents saw some cars at an old abandoned house and called the cops, who came, and busted one of your sisters best friends and two of her aquaintances [who have been to our house... many times] for underage drinking and pot. Then, they led the only not-minor THROUGH YOUR BACKYARD, with your parents STARING THROUGH THE WINDOW AT HIM to the squad car. AND the parents of the two minors came and RANG YOUR DOORBELL to get directions on how to get to the pothole.

Kate
~ You find yourself writing your RPG admin's names in English when you have to make up names for stories.

Another Kate (I forget the player's real name)
-I dont know the number of hairs on my head but I know the number of scars and freckles on each limb..
-(I'd like to add) If you have over 90 people on any buddy list
-If you have made and memorized the acronym of your name...
-If you can easily quote a 2 hour conversation with an online friend but can't remember how to get the circumference of a circle
-If you live in Washington (><)are 5'3'' (story time) and when the teacher made us vote the shyest or most quiet in the class the boy next to you leaned over and had to ask your name.. If your hair has changed to three different colors, natural or not.. changing color eyes, pale skin, and are 14 but everyone says you're easily older or younger depending on your hairstyle.
-If you've admin'd a Harry Potter Board for three years with only four members, three of which were you...*starts crying*
-If you're up at 5:00am on a school day with a stomach ache and immediatly turn on the computer to read the RPG you never post in...

Sami
~ When you get frustrated when certain un-named admin don't post on threads that none of your characters are actually part of.

Alexx
YOU BLEED. ALL THE TIME. First you go up to the canteen, and scratch yourself on something, and then when you look at your wrist it looks like you just made a REALLY pitiful attempt at committing suicide, and then your finger starts bleeding for NO reason whatsoever, and then you scratch your leg and come up with bloody fingers and bloodstains on the train floor!!!! ARRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!
-You pay two dollars at school to get your hair sprayed a funny colour, and it DOESN'T SHOW UP!!!! No, really. So much for purple hair...
Heh. The hair-spraying thing was actually mildly hilarious - heaps of teachers got it done too. It was a cancer fundraiser thing, and we got an out-of-uniform day too. Damn all you American people...
-You have been BANNED by your Creative Writing (also my English teacher when I was in year seven) teacher from writing fantasy.
-A guy on the train starts talking about these Very Secret LotR diaries from this internet site(slashy and stupid and funny as hell, according to him, except he didn't use slashy) and you had to bite your tongue to stop yourself telling him the name of the person who wrote them - and you've NEVER READ THEM!!!
-You have a dream you are a: spiffy super-spy agent thingy like the ones from spy kids, and your mission is to rescue a purple mushroom with orange spots; Harry Potter in a psychiatric ward (no, really); your dad goes off to fight a war somewhere, America I think, and meanwhile you go to a sleepover at JEMIMA (Jemima, of all people!!!)'s house, and she has a fishpond in her backyard with fish in it that turn into an evil monster that wants to take over the world when no-one is watching.

Tricia
your e-mail signature consists of a list of nicknames you have been given

~You havce editions of Teen or YM from the 1980s.. and actually read them. (It's true, I have magazines older than me!)


Sami
OK... I'm going to add a few.

-On the dreams... You have, on several occasions, either run away with or saved from certain death your internet friends from random HP groups. Except Mel. She's died twice. ^__^ Sorry Arse. ^__^

- On the first out of uniform day of the year (Yes, me too, Malting dear) You wear a home made "Pervy Hobbit Fancier" shirt.

-When you sould be drying your hair to go to your grandparents ouse, you just open all the windows by your computer and go online. (Right now)

-You read slash at school on your iPAQ (that was stolen... but I DID)

- You somehow manage to find at least tem people at yur school who read fanfiction, and usually slash. ^__^ Yay for my friends. And only one of them is because I gave it to them.

- You have names for internet friends. (Mel is Arse, Tricia is... I think... Caro? I don't use that much. ^__^)





Caro? I did not remember that nickname! O.O Anyways... that thread on Raspberry was from 2 or 3 years ago, jusdging by the original thread saying "all 4 books" and my age being given as 16.

[Harry Potter]

Oh god. The grade 8 me. I was special.. :S

[Hermione Granger]

Kate! Where have you been? You need to post! Great Hall. Right now!