Is anyone still here?

I just came back here but it looks like no one is posting at all. Start posting you dumbass bitches!!

Konjammenson - Loses all his money in poker games yet still continues to gamble all the time. Shops for women's clothing and wears lingerie. Loses brain cells as he ages, and he ages fast cause he's really retarded.

Phil - Drives his car out to the old west because he wants to find gold to survive through the recession. Walks around like a chicken and is obsessed with doing drugs only he's too much of a moron to find them, and if he does he just gets ripped off.

Barnolde - Refuses to listen to any music that has over a certain amount of sales. Claims to be a true metalhead but is actually a poser because all he cares about is being true to the underground not listening to good music. Overdoses on meds and gobbles up dirty piles of garbage just like the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

Tamsco - Sticks his fingers into electrical outlets and while he's laying in the hospital screaming in pain his wife is cheating on him with another guy. Thinks he's all smart and stuff like a calculator but I bet he couldn't count to infinity cause he's actually a dumbo.

Greenkid - Tries to climb Mt. Everest but he keeps falling down cause he's weak and has really scrawny arms. Smokes a lot of pot and sits around proclaiming that pot is harmless as he does nothing with his life. Is pussy whipped in every relationship.

Sinner - Masturbates on his bed and lives in a really filthy room with lots of dust and dirty clothes lying around. He's a total bozo with no future and his brain is the size of a pea. He tried to get into a fight with a grizzly bear but he lost cause he didn't realize that a bear has claws and is stronger than a human.

Travis - Thinks that chugging bear is the coolest thing in the world therefore he buys 30 packs of beer and passes out in his momma's trailor park...people in the neighborhood are always throwing him the dumpster and he wakes up 5 hours later and gets pissed on by little kids. They beat him up and steal his wallet. He's a low life bimbo with a bad attitude and everyone at school hates his face and his legs.

Tempest - Writes poems about light bulbs and feels bad every time he has to put a new light bulb in cause he's really emo and sensitive and hates watching things die...maybe if his parents weren't such hippies he'd have joined the military and killed some sand ni99ers.

Dominic - Tries to slam a revolving door because he thinks he's chuck norris. Pulls weeds out by the roots and then goes and listens to crappy talk radio stations.

How do you chug bear?

Suz - Thinks it's uber cool to post all kinds of smilies and talk in LEET language. Laughs at jokes that aren't funny in the slightest and gets sensitive when someone insults her. She takes so long to get ready when she goes on a date that her date has to shave twice. Once before she starts getting ready and once after.

I don't get it.

I'm actually impressed to believe that AGB is this pathetic.

I'm not sure what to think of this.

I don't play poker. Actually, I don't even know how. I don't shop for women's clothing. I just masturbate with my wife's dirty panties while she is at work. I lose brain cells because I drink too much. I age too fast because of hot wings; not retardation.

Come on, join in with the nonsense and stupidity. It's fun isn't it?

Not if you're involved. I don't play nice.

I really wonder what you are like in real life.

I'm not a bad guy really. Real life is different from this. I'm not the same on other forums either. I stopped being myself on this forum and just started trolling and people kept me amused so I never stopped.