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TeMpEsT	Posted: May 16 2004, 07:22 PM
FUCKIN BRUTAL MEMBER Group: Members Posts: 7,312 Member No.: 24 Joined: 9-April 04	Post what you thought was the funniest thing you saw today. We went to Ryan's steakhouse for my birthday, and driving home we saw this FATASS CHICK and her twig of a boyfriend driving a crotch-rocket down the road. They pulled into a side road, hit a speed-bump, and the fat chick lunged the motorcycle completely backwards and landed on her lard ass. It was the funniest thing I've seen all week.

maxpayne	Posted: May 16 2004, 09:26 PM
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Greenkid	Posted: May 17 2004, 06:54 PM
Drink my spit, bitch. Group: Admin Posts: 16,326 Member No.: 10 Joined: 6-April 04	My friend Keith get his nuts kicked by this girl in his gym class. It was pretty funny cause he was just sittin on the ground and she kinda stomped on them. That must have sucked.

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QUOTE (TeMpEsT @ May 16 2004, 07:22 PM)

Post what you thought was the funniest thing you saw today.

We went to Ryan's steakhouse for my birthday, and driving home we saw this FATASS CHICK and her twig of a boyfriend driving a crotch-rocket down the road. They pulled into a side road, hit a speed-bump, and the fat chick lunged the motorcycle completely backwards and landed on her lard ass. It was the funniest thing I've seen all week.

lmfao! wait...wait, thats mean...haha not..oh well!
I actually started laughing in my chair!

maxpayne	Posted: May 17 2004, 09:14 PM
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Phil	Posted: May 17 2004, 10:54 PM
Just call me mom. Group: Admin Posts: 17,541 Member No.: 2 Joined: 4-April 04	Guy nail his hand to his board in woods class.

Greenkid	Posted: May 18 2004, 07:31 AM
Drink my spit, bitch. Group: Admin Posts: 16,326 Member No.: 10 Joined: 6-April 04	Ow. How did it happen?

Barnolde	Posted: May 18 2004, 08:26 AM
I be spinnin' Group: Members Posts: 6,227 Member No.: 9 Joined: 6-April 04	Friend tried to light my pants on fire in English class, with his lighter. I dunno, I thought it was funny.

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Posted: May 18 2004, 02:46 PM

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QUOTE (Greenkid @ May 18 2004, 01:31 PM)

Ow. How did it happen?

Nail = 1 1/2 " long... board = 1/2" long... put those two together, and you get pain. (as long as you include the hand)

Funny thing today was, me falling down the steps of the bus after school. That was great... B)

maxpayne	Posted: May 18 2004, 03:42 PM
Unregistered	Girl scratching her ass in the middle of public...lol.

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