AA (Alonso Anonymous), The confessional

Ladies

With the recent confirmation of a certain Mr Alonso's move to Ferrari, & therefore the impending sight of said Mr Alonso in THOSE red overalls, I feel now might be a good time for those of us who have tried ever so hard to suppress certain Alonso thoughts (ahem thighs) to now be brave & declare it here in Alonso Anonymous (with due deference to such organisations that have gone before it like Alcoholics Anonymous).

I will start the ball rolling:

My name is Whirlygig & the thought of Alonso in those red overalls is going to take my mind off the long closed season.

I don't want Fernando at Ferrari, I don't think.

However, my name is Suzie and I find Fernando Alonso disturbingly hot. Unfortunately these feelings first emerged when *whispers* he was in the McLaren overalls. The red overalls are going to look fantastic on him... I want sweaty, bare-chested Ferrari overall photographs and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

(In fact I think Steph and I discussed this concept at Spa )

Now I must go and hang my head in SHAME. SHAME!!!

PS. Felipe will always be my number 1.

Hi, my name is Em, and ever since I was 13 I have become increasingly addicted to Fernando. And the thought of him wearing those certain red overalls is definitely HOT. I'd like to crawl into bed with him wearing nothing but Ferrari race boots and have a steamy romp.

My name is Relin and I've just burned my funky red hat, with a beautiful prancing horse on it...

Don't feel the need to hang your head in shame Suzie, be out & proud.

Me thinks the first person who manages to post a real (as in not doctored) photo of Fonso in his red overalls should receive a prize.

Double points if it also includes Smedley (I know, I know he's Massa's & nobody elses).

Treble points for Fonso, Smedley & Schumi - the ultimate hat trick

3 years ago I couldn't stand him and he does still have the Teflonso annoyance quality but...

I feel fairly sure he is the best overall driver in F1.
For me he is a better option than Kimi and I suspect he will probably blow Felipe away (though I really hope Felipe proves me wrong).
He is kinda likeable too despite it all.

And...I used to love McLaren but is it wrong that...no I can't say it...

End of the day he signed for McLaren as number 1 and if there was a favouritism to Lewis then you wouldn't entirely blame him even if you didn't approve.

And on the back of Piquet comments...maybe it is right that drivers tell tales when cheating happens!

Well, a few seasons back, I loved him. Then I went right off him. I've just started liking him again....but now he's going to be racing in red.

I...must...resist...

He can be a pain in the Butt!

But he is also a monster of a driver and when he smiles the sun comes out.
Add to that his accent and the fact that he NEVER gives up (for me his best feature), then there is the fact he will be in Red ...

Hmmm, I don't mind admitting when I first heard Nando to Ferrari I scoffed, but now I say bring it on lol!

I have never been Kimi's biggest supporter, but I feel genuinely gutted about him going.

I am sure Fernando will thrive at Ferrari - but I just worry that a Spaniard plus a Brazilian/Italian in an Italian team is going to be far too fiery.

Everyone said Kimi would blow Felipe away, and he didn't. So we'll see. In all honestly I expect Fernando to ultimately have the upper hand (but he will be given a bloody good run for his money), but to be honest it's going to be enough for me to see Felipe racing at all next year. I may be a sentimental old eejit but Felipe's accident has made me realise that winning isn't everything - should he go on to be a multiple WDC, I still won't feel as proud of him as I do right now, with his amazing recovery and fighting spirit.

And Fernando... KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF SMEDLEY.

I have somewhat gone off Alonso - unless he is in football shorts

He may be hot, but I still think he's a treacherous piece of work and would frequently like to punch him in the face.

And I'm afraid I don't get the red overalls thing. I think he should wear them as little as possible.

But if anybody wants an idea of how the Alonso of 2010 might look...

i'm with suzie here. go felipe!!

i used to fancy alonso waay back in the days he just started in renault but since those diva-antics after he won the WDC and went into merc and le sulk came out he just annoys the hell out of me . i feel bad for kimi. i wish ferrari had just honour the contract instead of releasing him early. it feels a bit of a slap on the face to be honest. i wonder how will schumi fit into the bil now and what is gonna come out should everyone favour felipe more then him like that lewis-thingy last time though i don't think it will be as bad as that one

oh the soap this one is a must watch watch come next year

and i do love if felipe kicks his butt next year too

alonso seems to be very arrogant, but he is the best driver nowadays, so i didnt want him to go to ferrari, he is just too good for them.

but i really hope he kicks massa`s ass. massa`s just kicked kimi because he no longer drinks vodka before the race...

Hopefully Nando will partake of a haircut before posing in his first red overall shots - I have never been a massive fan of his longer hair look.

(She says noting how fine said Nando is looking in Japan this weekend...)

Really?! He looks kind fat with short hair?! I'm a fan of the long haired Fonzo!