Jokes, Post your jokes

[trent]

Time to lighten up guys... share your jokes. Mine might be old though, but I'll start:


"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Jess]

Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, when he left they were renamed the islands.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a king Cobra. After 5 days of excrutiating pain...the cobra died.

[Jess]

I got another one

I set my timer to record the biggest loser, but it taped the detroit lions game instead

[cookiepuck]

Cracked on Yahoo Answers

Some of those Questions had me laughing like a madman, so i figured i would share