has anybody here made a hotel out of a milk carton? i feel like doing that, but milk is too expensive here, and i don't really drink it anyway. maybe i'll make a chocolate soy milk hotel...

To make it neutral you use 2% and put it between skim and whole milk.

lulz

you combine an acid and a base milk and the resulting creation is one part salt and one part neutral milk.

Skimmed or soy milk will never form the basis of anything good.

FULL FAT CHANNEL ISLAND MILK HOTEL MOTHAFUCKA

hahaha you're the man, nate-sta

I fucking hate whole milk. It's somewhat similar to drinking butter, something that I don't so much care for.

It does have its purposes, though. Milkshakes, coffee (fuck creamer), or anything like that.

But for drinking or having cereal in, 1% brings home the gold.

I won't argue that soy and skim milk suck, though. They do. A lot.

not chocolate. chocolate soy milk is better than regular chocolate milk.

Bollocks.

All my indie/hipster friends for some reason all have this obsession with chocolate soy milk. I've never been able to figure that out.

i love chocolate soymilk! especially the kind from Trader Joe's that comes in juice boxes (milk boxes?)

Whole milk rules. Unless consuming it is a cross between chewing and drinking you're doing something wrong.

I hate whole milk, I hate the way it doesn't pour out of the bottle properly and leaves those fatty cream bits around the top and it tastes gross in tea.

Chocolate soy milk is lovely, as is banana! Yum! I want to try making a soy milkshake with soy ice cream and see how that turns out... !

Freak!

Earl grey with whole milk and three sugars is the best drink I know...

Euw!

Earl grey- gross
Three sugars- yuk
Whole milk- yeurgh

How could you?!?!?

Drink your tepid extract of mung bean juice for all I care - true Brits quaff builders tea and don't you forget it. :D

I am learning so much about culture right now.

Ha ha. I actually hate tea unless its done EXACTLY right (by right I just mean to my taste) and even then I drink out of a baby's mug because a normal sized one is too much for me.

Are you a Bolivian in disguise?

No, I just don't like tea. I don't like fish and chips either, or black pudding or jellied eels or roast beef. I'm not good at being English am I? Actually I'm half Polish but I hate Polish things even more...

You don't like fish and chips? You don't like black pudding?

Good grief! Words fail me. All the gastronomic treats of our sceptred isle seem totally lost on you. What exactly do you like - hemp sandwiches?

Can't say I've ever tried hemp sandwiches! :D Don't worry I'm keeping the side up by liking Yorkshire puds and bangers and mash (veggie bangers though...) and Hob Nobs ;)

You should try Huntley and Palmer oat and honey Knobbles - they're only the biscuit the Hob Nob should have been!

i love milk in my tea (unless i'm drinking green tea or something), but no sugar. and i take my coffee black (except when i'm feeling wimpy, and then i put in a bit of sugar)

i drink my tea straight without adding anything. same with coffee. black black black.

i like almost any kind of tea as long as it has some lemon.

I don't like black coffee too much. No sugar, though. Fuck sugar.

i don't like coffee. i much prefer tea. there's this nice place that uses fresh ingredients down the street. don't ever get dried honeysuckle. they may be good off the plant, but dried they are the most bitter drink ever sold under such a name.

even my vegetarian/vegan friend wouldn't touch it.

I like my coffee like I like my women - ground up and in the freezer.

hahaha pwnt!

poor mrs. hh...

I wondered why she hasn't been around lately! :mellow:

What in the hell is black pudding?

Black pudding is a sausage made out of congealed blood traditionally eaten as part of a full English breakfast. Yummy...

i think i'm going to be sick.

It's delicious. That description doesn't do it justice.

You'll be saying you don't like haggis next!

How can you possibly consume that?

It's easy, you slice it into rings and fry it on both sides til the outside is kind of crispy and the inside is sort of crumbly. It's lovely with toast and lots of brown sauce. The spanish equivalent, morcilla, is delicious too - more richly spiced with a slightly looser texture.

It looks like penis