A Chinese Couple in Bed
A Chinese old man was lying in bed with is wife.
"How long have we been married?" asked the old guy of his wife.
"Yes. In 44 years, I made the money to buy this spacious penthouse, a fully loaded BMW and the 58-inch plasma TV." he continued.
"You did rather well, I must say."
"44 years ago, I lived in a leaky shed, rode a raggedy bike and listened to an AM radio. I slept with a 21-year old hot chick." he recounted.
"Those were the days."
"Now I sleep with a 65-year old woman." he sighed.
"No problem. Find yourself a 21-year old hot chick. Iíll make sure you end up with a leaky shed, a raggedy bike and an AM radio."