NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.. The decision to hire
them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths
from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it
in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It
was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team
as most races are won or lost in the pits.
However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4
wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the
paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for
10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in
the shower.
NOW that is FUNNY
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