Title: miles from where you are
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Ezekiel Bennett - September 19, 2010 11:11 PM (GMT)
YOU HAVE REACHEDEZEKIEL CALE BENNETT
07315 • 930 • 369
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PHONE BOOKMom & Dad (1-504-394-3929)
Swayze Deveraux (07514-945-554)
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch (07885 133 657)
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Ezekiel Bennett - September 19, 2010 11:18 PM (GMT)
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Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - October 10, 2010 02:46 AM (GMT)
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"Hey, this is Brage. It's the Reed farm, outside of town. If you're going here from the city centre, you might want to take the number eight bus. The six'll get you here, too, but the eight is better. If you just say that it's the Reed farm, the bus driver will know when to drop you off."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - October 10, 2010 06:58 PM (GMT)
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"Good! If a guy with an ax does come at you, though, make sure he's actually trying to kill you, and not just trying to give you directions in a threatening way. Some of our neighbors look scary, but they're not bad types."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - October 10, 2010 11:44 PM (GMT)
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"Just yell out 'hey, are you going to kill me?' when he's at a distance, and if he hesitates, you'll know!"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - October 11, 2010 09:48 PM (GMT)
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"Never trust a person who hesitates when you ask them if they're going to kill you. The person who hesitates at that question is a bad person. Potentially."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - October 11, 2010 11:19 PM (GMT)
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"Not at all. I'm not a murderer."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 11, 2010 02:36 PM (GMT)
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"You're sending me very odd texts. Either you're drunk, or you have an iPhone."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 11, 2010 04:28 PM (GMT)
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"I accept this as an excuse. You were hammered, and so your texts made no sense. I do this all the time, though I usually call people and talk to them and make no sense."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 11, 2010 05:01 PM (GMT)
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"It's okay. Trust me. I made up this long, elaborate story about unicorns and burritos, and I would have been really disappointed if my story turned out to be wrong."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 11, 2010 05:44 PM (GMT)
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"But you might tell me that it's wrong."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 11, 2010 09:54 PM (GMT)
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"You'd remember that."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 12:58 AM (GMT)
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"I am pretty good at it. And you changed the subject, not me."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:04 AM (GMT)
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"And now you're really changing the subject."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:21 AM (GMT)
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"I'm going to ignore most of that. But fine. If you want to know. I had a theory that burritos are -actually- unicorn horns. And horses? They're just unicorns whose horns have been harvested. And you're actually a unicorn-horn harvester. It's all very humane; they don't feel pain or miss their burritos after they've been removed. Plus, you do a great service for the burrito business. Without you, they'd all go bankrupt, and even worse - mankind would have no burritos."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:33 AM (GMT)
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"See, now you're mocking me. I feel self-conscious, now, and will never share my thoughts with you again. I hope you're happy."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:41 AM (GMT)
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"Something humiliating, probably."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:49 AM (GMT)
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"Are you sure about that?"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:54 AM (GMT)
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"That won't be a problem."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 02:00 AM (GMT)
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"You'd refuse to be my friend if that was the case?"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 02:24 AM (GMT)
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"And you currently think that you'd be able to satisfy said cravings?"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 03:03 AM (GMT)
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"It was a sincere question!"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 01:54 PM (GMT)
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"Well, now I do! It's good to know."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 08:19 PM (GMT)
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"Yeah, you can hope."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 08:56 PM (GMT)
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"Oh no, I'm just playing hard to get."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 09:20 PM (GMT)
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"Do you like pitbulls?"
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 10:21 PM (GMT)
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"No, I'm just asking. Do you like pitbulls? I saw a pitbull puppy just now. Cute as hell."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 10:45 PM (GMT)
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"It is a puppy! A very cute puppy. Though you shouldn't be permanently scarred. I mean, there must be some kind of ointment for that."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 11:01 PM (GMT)
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"I'm pretty sure you can find TLC anywhere you go. I'd be surprised if you couldn't."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 12, 2010 11:17 PM (GMT)
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"I wouldn't call it the skeleton look, what you've got. It's a pretty good look. Works for you."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 12:26 AM (GMT)
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"Really? I always thought I was pretty easy."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 12:33 AM (GMT)
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"Maybe a little bit."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 12:38 AM (GMT)
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"No. Way. I'm shocked. This had never occurred to me."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 12:17 PM (GMT)
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"I wouldn't know, really."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 03:59 PM (GMT)
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"I swear I don't mean to be."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 04:21 PM (GMT)
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"I don't think I'd be very helpful in clarifying. I'm not mocking you. I've always been straight."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 04:32 PM (GMT)
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"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you. You confuse me a little."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 04:35 PM (GMT)
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"Okay. I guess you're right. I confuse me. I'm sorry."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 05:03 PM (GMT)
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"I might have been."
Brage Mæhlum-Mørch - December 13, 2010 05:18 PM (GMT)
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"Well. It would have disappointed Numpty very much. He might not have forgiven me. Ever. Have you ever experienced a piglet's guilt trip? It's something to be feared."
