Title: -- in lieu of cupcakes
Description: tag ;; graysen d.
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:13 PM (GMT)
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:18 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -waits seven rings, picks up, sighs- You have the wrong number. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:20 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" No, I'm quite certain that's precisely the voice I was expecting. -a pause- Besides, I got this number from Theo's phone. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:22 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -chuckles- So you finally came to your senses, decided to try for a real man? "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:24 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" You wish. -quite pinched- Besides, if that were the case, I wouldn't be calling you. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:26 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" A girl perhaps? Spacey is one step away from being same gendered. It's okay. Lesbianism is cool with me. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:30 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" His name is Swayze. And I wouldn't talk if I were you. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:33 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" About what, our mutual attraction to women? Or perhaps our shared interest in lesbianism? No, Emmykins, I think this is a topic we most certainly should discuss. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:43 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" Graysen. I would love to discuss our shared interest in lesbianism, if there were a shared interest in lesbianism. As things stand, there is not. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:45 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Still in denial? Pity. I suppose one day you'll wake up, see his sparkly spandex on the end of your bed and realize that Spacey has more estrogen than you do and come to your senses. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:49 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" Graysen, please do me a favour ? Shut up. -a short pause- And his name is still Swayze. Get it right. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:50 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" That's not a name. -pause- You're the one who called me. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:53 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" That's his name, and you'll use it. -sucks in her breath- I'm perfectly aware that I called you. -exhales quietly- It's about Theodore. And his birthday. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:55 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Theodore? -laughs- Oh god. I don't even want to know. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 08:57 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" -sharply- If you don't want to know, then you won't be invited. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 08:59 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" And miss fairy-cakes and tea with you and Theodore? Oh my heavens. I would never want to miss that. Will Sway-ze-the-other-way provide us with boas? "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:00 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" No. And miss the birthday party for his friends, instead of his various acquaintances. -pauses- But if you'd rather just go there, that's really your choice. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:02 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Admit that you need me. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:05 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" Only in your dreams. Besides, what could I possibly need you for ? "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:07 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Oh darling, you wish you starred in my dreams - it's the sort of action you can't even begin to imagine. But I can think of plenty of reasons why you might need me. -pause- Most recently to ungay Theo's birthday. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:08 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" That is repulsive. And it doesn't need to be un-gayed. It just needs...cake. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:09 PM (GMT)
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:10 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" -a sigh- Yes, Graysen. A large cake. It is a party... "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:12 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -thoughtful- Life-size would be best. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:13 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" ...I don't see why we'd need a six-foot-four cake... Enlighten me. Please. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:15 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" So the girl is comfortable inside, obviously. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:21 PM (GMT)
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:23 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -slowly- We need a big cake so the girl will fit. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:27 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" -almost shrilly- Did you say so the girl will fit ? Please tell me I heard wrong. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:29 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Yes, the girl. What other sort of cake is there? "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:31 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" The kind we're going to give Theo. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:31 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" I'm still waiting for you to make a point. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:33 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" Graysen. There will be no girls in the cake we give him. None. Only flour, eggs, and sugar. Among a few other key ingredients, none of which include females. "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:34 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Then shaped like one. "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:35 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" ...you want to give Teddy a cake shaped like a girl ? Did I understand correctly ? "
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:37 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -Bursts out laughing- Oh fuck. Oh fucking, fuck. -between laughs- Did you really just call him Teddy? "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:39 PM (GMT)
(CONNECTED TO Him)" -silence for a long while- Graysen ?"
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:40 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" -still chuckling- Yes? "
Emily Madison-Valentine - April 24, 2010 09:41 PM (GMT)
Graysen Daniels - April 24, 2010 09:43 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO EMILY" Oh Emily... -pause- And what would you rather I put in my mouth? "
