Title: I hear you ringing in my PURSE! BITCH!
Description: Jesse's Sidekick
Jesse Deveraux - October 19, 2009 10:32 PM (GMT)
OH, JESSE SABINE DEVERAUX !?
that's a french ass name!
so, uh listen,
CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA ?
( 07816 ) 2 3 4 - 9 9 8
" Jesse not here SLUTS! Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, especially if your hot and have a c cup! lates. "so where's your boyfriend?
WHERE YO BOYFRIEND AT ? UNKNOWN ! eat the children- otep
TEXT MESSAGE ! Blow -Atreyu
VOICEMAIL ! slaughter - pantera
own that ponytail
WORK THAT UP DO !ONE ! empty
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excuse me, excuse me
THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDICULOUS !loading contacts...
this template was made by hollywood! of CAUTION 2.0 ! Jesse Deveraux - October 19, 2009 10:33 PM (GMT)
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Emily Madison-Valentine - October 19, 2009 11:16 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE !
emily-hyphenated-last-nameDON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, JESSE. REALLY, NOW.
I'LL JUST SEND YOU THE BILL, AND IT'LL ALL BE ALRIGHT.
Emily Madison-Valentine - October 19, 2009 11:40 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! emily-hyphenated-last-nameSTILL NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, JESSE. I'LL CHARGE IT FOR YOU.
Emily Madison-Valentine - October 19, 2009 11:44 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! emily-hyphenated-last-nameALRIGHT THEN. I'LL BE SURE TO HAVE THEM RETURNED THE DAY AFTER YOU
WEAR THEM, WITH THE PRICE TAGS STILL ON. AS YOU ALWAYS DO.
Isabelle Sheridan - October 20, 2009 02:34 AM (GMT)
NEW CONTACT !
isa-baby twenty teaaaaaseCRY OUT TO LEGIONS OF THE BRAVE,
TIME AGAIN TO SAVE US FROM THE JACKALS OF THE STREET.
RIDE OUT, PROTECTORS OF THE REALM.
CAPTAINS AT THE HELM, SAIL ACROSS THE SEA OF LIGHTS,
AGAIN AND AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN...
NEON KNIGHTS, ALRIGHT !
, Neon Knights by Black SabbathSPEED DIAL? four ! isa-baby Jacey Montgomery - October 24, 2009 03:22 AM (GMT)
NEW CONTACT !
jacey twenty old druggie buddy
SWEAT SWEAT COS I'M YOUR POISIONOUS PILL
POP ME IN YOUR MOUTH BABY SIT AND BE STILL
NOT YET I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU GIRL
PUT ME IN YOUR GLASS BABY GIVE ME A SWIRL
I AM A STATIC HAT FULL OF MAGIC TRICKS
, electroshock by 3oh!3SPEED DIAL? eight ! jacey Isabelle Sheridan - November 7, 2009 02:33 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE !
isabelle JESSE ! WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU KNOCK OVER
A BOTTLE OF NAIL POLISH ONTO THE CARPET ?
Edie Deveraux - November 17, 2009 04:15 AM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE !
EDIE HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SATURDAY IS
RIGHT? I BOUGHT TICKETS ALREADY FOR THE THREE OF US AND
BITSY TO CATCH A FLIGHT BACK TO DETROIT AT NOON TOMORROW
AND THEN BACK TO BRIGHTON AGAIN ON MONDAY. YOU ARE COMING
AREN'T YOU?
Edie Deveraux - November 17, 2009 04:29 AM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! EDIE I KNOW... I WAS JUST MAKING SURE. I
BOUGHT YOU A TICKET BECAUSE YOU'VE ALWAYS COME
BACK WITH US BEFORE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH DAD
IS GOING TO BE HOME BUT... I SPOKE TO HIM FOR A FEW
MINUTES NOT TOO LONG AGO AND HE GAVE ME THE
IMPRESSION THAT HE WOULD BE THERE TO PICK US UP
WHEN OUR PLANE LANDS.
Edie Deveraux - November 17, 2009 04:38 AM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! EDIE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE HIM EVENTUALLY...
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M THAT PSYCHED ABOUT IT EITHER. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
WILL HAPPEN. HE'LL SAY HELLO TO US AND THEN LEAVE FOR WORK FIVE
MINUTES LATER LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES. NOTHING HAS CHANGED. WE'VE ALL
LEFT HOME AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED AT ALL. HE CAN BARELY STAY ON THE
PHONE FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE GETTING ANTSY. HE'LL GO
AND WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.
Edie Deveraux - November 17, 2009 04:49 AM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! EDIE YOU'RE WELCOME... IT HELPS ME MOST OF ALL
TO REMEMBER THAT WE'RE NOT GOING HOME FOR HIM. WE'RE
GOING FOR HER. AND I KNOW THAT ANY ONE OF US WOULD TRAVEL
THE WORLD A DOZEN TIMES OVER FOR HER. THAT MAKES IT A LOT EASIER
FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT HAVING TO SEE HIS FACE. ANY TIME OVER A
WEEKEND WOULD BE POINTLESS. SHE'S ... THERE. AND THAT'S ENOUGH
REASON FOR ANY OF US TO GO BACK.
Edie Deveraux - November 17, 2009 04:54 AM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! EDIE HAHA. I DON'T THINK SO. I FIGURE THAT HE'S
A BIT MORE CAUTIOUS ABOUT HAVING GIRLS HOME WHEN
HE KNOWS WE'RE ON OUR WAY. REMEMBER THAT TIME HE DIDN'T
TELL US AND WE FOUND HER IN THE HOUSE WHEN HE WAS STILL
AT WORK? OHHH. MY ARM WAS SORE FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK AFTER
THROWING HER OUT ON HER ASS. IT STILL PISSES ME OFF JUST
TO THINK OF HER JAILBAIT FACE.
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 07:32 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE !
ZEE UH, NO! OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING! WHO ELSE WILL KEEP ME ENTERTAINED
ON THE PLANE? PLUS, YOU'D REGRET IT FOREVER IF YOU MISSED
IT, AND I'LL TELL ON YOU TO EDIE, SO SHE CAN DRAG YOU ALL
THE WAY FROM LONDON! I WILL! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,
BECAUSE I'M A GOOD BROTHER, AND GOOD BROTHERS DON'T
STAND BY AND LET SISTERS MAKE DECISIONS THAT LEAD TO
LIFELONG REGRET!
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 07:38 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY TATTLE! YOU KNOW HOW BAD I AM AT KEEPING
SECRETS! BUT...JESSEEEEE... I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO
GO... BELIEVE ME, I'D PREFER IT IF HE WAS A MILLION MILES AWAY WHEN
WE'RE THERE...BUT THIS IS FOR MOM, AND I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO
BE THERE. IF HE EVEN LOOKS AT YOU WRONG, I'LL KILL HIM! PROMISE!
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 07:55 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM? IF WE SNEAK AWAY FROM EDIE
AND BITSY AT THE AIRPORT, WE COULD GET A CAB AND GO...SOMEWHERE
THAT ISN'T THE HOUSE. IT'S A GOOD IDEA! TRUST ME!
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 08:31 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE EVEN BETTER! YOU, ME AND VODKA! AND...CAAANDY...
HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE THERE, MOST OF THE
TIME. YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 08:49 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE I KNOW, JESS, AND IT SUCKS. BUT...WELL, WE CAN'T KILL THEM. I HEAR
THAT'S A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE, THESE DAYS. BUT, IT'S OUR HOUSE TOO.
WE GREW UP THERE, AND ITS OUR NAMES CARVED INTO VARIOUS PIECES
OF FURNITURE, WALLS AND THE STAIRCASE, NOT HIS. WE CAN'T LET HIM
TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU, TOO.
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 08:58 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STAY THERE. THERE'S NO
REASON WHY YOU WOULD HAVE TO STAY THERE...
Swayze Deveraux - November 25, 2009 09:44 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE MHM! I'LL PROTECT YOU! THIS TIME.
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 07:08 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL !
annoying flat mate #2 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT? DO YOU HAVE
NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN LEAVE
NONSENSICAL MESSAGES ON MY PHONE?
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 07:24 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! annoying flat mate #2 WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES? YOU KNOW,
CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MIGHT BELIEVE, YOUR STUFF, AND ANYTHING
IN ANY WAY RELATED TO YOU, DOES NOT HOLD MUCH, IF ANY,
INTEREST TO ME. SO UNLESS YOU PUT YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES
IN MY ROOM, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND THEM THERE.
Gabriel Ferreira da Silva - November 27, 2009 07:46 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE !
Gabe HI JESSE, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING THIS MORNING. I HOPE YOU GET YOUR STUFF BACK. DO YOU NEED ME TO DO ANYTHING?
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 08:06 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! annoying flat mate #2 I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHERE YOUR BRASS KNUCKLES ARE,
AND I'M NOT TAKING THE BLAME FOR THAT BLOODY DOOR.
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 08:14 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! annoying flat mate #2 WELL, YOUR BROTHER'S ALWAYS FUCKING AROUND IN OUR FLAT,
MAYBE HE'LL KNOW. AND IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO 'HANDLE' YOU,
I COULD THAT AND MORE, LITTLE GIRL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 08:26 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! annoying flat mate #2 BY ALL MEANS, JESS, COME RUNNING TO
WALES. I'M SURE YOU'LL LIKE IT HERE.
WHERE I'VE, BY THE WAY, BEEN SINCE
YESTERDAY MORNING.
Gabriel Ferreira da Silva - November 27, 2009 08:27 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! Gabe MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE THE FLAT FOR AN HOUR OR TWO, CLEAR YOUR HEAD A LITTLE BIT. I WAS GOING TO GO INTO TOWN LATER, DO YOU WANT TO COME? WE COULD WALK ALONG THE BEACH
Swayze Deveraux - November 27, 2009 08:31 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE THE SHINY ONES? I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM BACK... BUT
THEN I STOLE THEM, ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT! SEE, I WAS
WAITING FOR YOU IN YOUR ROOM, BUT THEN I GOT A CALL
FROM THIS GUY WITH THIS ROCKET, SO I HAD TO RUN INTO
TOWN TO...WELL, SEE THE ROCKET, AND I MIGHT HAVE, BY
ACCIDENT, PUT THE BRASS KNUCKLES IN MY POCKET... BUT
I HAVE THEM RIGHT HERE! THEY'RE SAFE! I PUT THEM ON
MY PILLOW! WHY?
Swayze Deveraux - November 27, 2009 08:40 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE ...UH-OH...
Swayze Deveraux - November 27, 2009 08:45 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE I'M SORRY! I'M REALLY SORRY! I CAN FIX IT! PROMISE!
I'LL BEG HIM FOR FORGIVENESS, OR SOMETHING! AND HE'LL
PROBABLY FORGIVE ME/YOU/US JUST TO MAKE ME GO AWAY!
Theodore Llewellyn - November 27, 2009 08:50 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! annoying flat mate #2 -SCOFFS- JESSE. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IT'S UNLIKELY THAT
I'LL BE BACK BEFORE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. FIX WHATEVER THE HELL
YOU WRECKED, GET A NEW DOOR UP, AND THIS TIME, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET A KEY FOR YOURSELF, SO NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO ACCUSE ME OF SHIT
I FRANKLY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO, YOU CAN JUST LOCK YOURSELF IN
AND SAVE US ALL SOME FUCKING TROUBLE. AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T
NOTICE, I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
Swayze Deveraux - November 27, 2009 08:54 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE YES IS THE RIGHT ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, ISN'T IT?
Swayze Deveraux - November 27, 2009 10:01 PM (GMT)
NEW TEXT MESSAGE ! ZEE DID I MENTION THAT I'M SORRY?
Emily Madison-Valentine - November 27, 2009 11:31 PM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL !
emily hyphenated-last-name WELL, I WOULDN'T COME WITHIN TEN FEET OF YOUR
ROOM, JESSE, SO IT DEFINITELY WASN'T ME. I CAN'T SPEAK
FOR SWAYZE THOUGH; YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM YOURSELF.
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 04:21 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name ...WE HAD PLANS...GET THEODORE TO HELP YOU.
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 04:28 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name -AN AUDIBLE SIGH- GET EDIE TO HELP YOU. SHE'S
MEANT TO BE YOUR PROTECTRICE, ISN'T SHE ?
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 04:33 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name ...WELL THEN. -COOLLY- I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO HELP YOU TOO THEN.
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 04:39 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name DON'T KID YOURSELF, JESSE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR EVICTION;
THE FASTER YOU'RE DONE, THE FASTER YOUR BROTHER IS ABLE TO GO OUT.
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 04:48 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T BE HOMELESS, JESSE. YOU'D FIND
SOME WAY TO FIND YOURSELF A ROOF AND FOUR WALLS SOMEWHERE....
, november fourteenth Emily Madison-Valentine - November 28, 2009 05:00 AM (GMT)
NEW VOICEMAIL ! emily hyphenated-last-name YOUR CONSIDERATION IS ASTOUNDING, JESSE. I'M TOUCHED.
, november fourteenth 
