mobiles skwrking, mobiles chirping (Violet Hour)

Title: mobiles skwrking, mobiles chirping

Renee Fallon - February 22, 2010 04:22 PM (GMT)

"hi, you've reached Renee. leave a message and I'll Autotune it and turn it into a successful pop song."
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CONTACTS
1. Roman Fallon · "LITTLE BROODER".......... 718·555·8905
2. Edie Deveraux · "EDIE"....................... 07309·212·8042
3. Swayze Deveraux · "SWAY".................. 07514-945-554
4. Martin Boone · "BOONE".........................07192·457·698
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Sara Aldridge - March 5, 2010 01:47 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Hello, Renee... This is Sara Aldridge. I'm calling you back about the assignment for Behavioural Psychology. I have the interview questions right here, and I'd be glad to help you out. However, you didn't answer, so I suppose I'll just try back later. Thanks."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - March 5, 2010 01:51 AM (GMT)

Edie Deveraux · "EDIE"..........07309 212 8042

Edie Deveraux - March 12, 2010 05:59 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " I can and I did, Miss Fallon. When you think about it, it's really not my fault that your damage keeps you from enjoying any type of music without biasing it with your psychopathic criteria for what is 'good.' I'm done trying to please you with my musical choices. Also, I just saw you on campus. Your tits look great today. I almost forgive you for being an insatiable cunt. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - March 12, 2010 07:29 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Good girl. I wish you would report me though. How many times does a girl have to pussy grope an innocent bystander before they report her for blatant sexual harassment? And why wouldn't they? Pussy groping clearly falls under the umbrella of sexual harassment. You don't because you like it, just like all sexually harassed women do. Your mouth says no but..."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - March 12, 2010 09:35 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " That's up to you, sugar twat. Report me, don't report me. I know you'll keep coming back anyway. I always kiss it better afterwards don't I? Way to go in burning the fucking dinner again. Good thing I wasn't planning on coming home for it. I have a date. I'll be home when you're crying in your pillow. Probably around 2 am. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Swayze Deveraux - May 21, 2010 12:57 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " They raped your ears and didn't even use protection. Where I come from, we call that rude. Just rude. I'll find you a vinyl that'll make up for it. Also, that is TOTALLY going on my "shit I'm not stupid enough to do" list. Flying Lotus, your evil plot to sound pollute has been thwarted."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Swayze Deveraux - May 21, 2010 01:08 PM (GMT)

Swayze Deveraux · "SWAY"..........07514-945-554

Swayze Deveraux - May 21, 2010 04:45 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " I know, right? You totally felt your pain melt away into morning dew, didn't you? I can tell that you did. It's because of my naturally comforting presence. On the phone."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 12:52 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Hey Renee. Guess what. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 02:00 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " No, but if I did you would be the last one I told about it. I would expect you to immediately sacrifice my musical enthusiasm to Apollo and drink the bloody remains in tribute to your own muse. The Gods favor some more than others, Renee. Deal with it."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 02:12 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Yours should be fairly easy to tell apart. I hear she-devils ejaculate lava. Your couch isn't on fire at the moment is it? Anyway, if you're insisting that I get to the point, Liverpool is playing Manchester tonight. Do you want to come over and watch it?"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 02:28 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " How inviting. What I mean is Manchester United the football club is playing Liverpool the football club. Tonight. And I want you to come over and watch it with me."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 02:46 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " If it was would you be more or less likely to come? Actually a better question would be for me to ask what kind of drugs you have ingested this evening. It could be the most lethargic experience you've ever had or the most enthralling one, depending on."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 02:56 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " You're avoiding answering the question. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 03:22 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Yes that must be it. Because I clearly have no intention of watching a football game with you. My plan is actually to hide behind the door, tie a bag over your head the moment you step inside, club you unconscious, and spend the night performing experimental surgeries on your body. Oh goddamn. You've made me prematurely word ejaculate again. I must find some pills for that."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 03:43 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " You're right. It might take more than treatment. A transplant is what I should be looking for. I bet I could afford that if I visited one of those back alley, black market clinics. I'd ask you to be my donor but I don't know if I want your mouth. No telling where that thing has been."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 03:54 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "... Are you implying that I have thin lips? Careful, you're going to give me lip image issues."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 04:22 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " So you're saying you think my face is cute, then. Make my cute face happy and come watch football with it."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 04:56 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " I don't want jock or tomboy. I want you. If anything you can just lay there and doze while I watch. I promise not to inappropriately crotch grab you when the game gets slow."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 05:20 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " The "holy shit they scored! I'm going to grab your crotch in glee' move has been retired, I'm afraid. These days I'd rather have it used on me than use it myself. That way it doesn't feel like an old hat."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 05:58 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Do I really need to come up with a move to grab your crotch? Why can't I just grab it because?"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 06:29 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " A cannibal huh? How so?"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 06:42 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "I had never thought of crotch grabbing as something so intense. If anything, I imagined that hormones would be more of an explanation than insanity and desperation. Maybe we can clear up this miscommunication. Exactly what kind of situations led to your crotch being grabbed in the past? "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 06:54 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "It's amazing how that answers absolutely nothing at all. But if you like, I can at least attempt to come up with a crotch grabbing scheme that will compare to your beard-growing, ice-loving friends. However futile that endeavor may be."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 07:05 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "It's not about the strength of your grip, it's about the placement of your hand. You can't just grab and push anywhere you like. Although I wouldn't expect your bearded mountain climbing friends to know anything about that. It's not like they've had any proper instruction in the matter."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 06:53 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Plus, I bet their hands are always cold and there's nothing worse than having a cold hand down the front of your pants."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 07:32 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "I don't know. I feel like that's a stretch. You'd have to be preeeeetty frigid not to notice there's a hand as cold as the dead in your vagina. What level of frigidness would you say you are? A level 99 Master or a level 3 n00b?"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 08:21 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "d0nt fergit bout mah EPICZ majick skillz!!!!!!one!!! blastin' orgz an trolls 24/7 baby!!11one111!!oneone!!!1! ur teh only gurl i evah seen! cum blow me! im a level 87 black mage!"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - August 29, 2010 09:00 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "You started it. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Martin Boone - September 18, 2010 11:33 PM (GMT)

Martin Boone · "BOONE"..........07192 457 698

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " look what i found in my phone the other day. you look so sexy when you're hung over and sleepy."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Martin Boone - September 21, 2010 04:32 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " why on earth would i let others see it? pardon my french, but i'm just too fucking selfish to let some other prick see your gorgeous face. i can't stop looking at it."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - September 21, 2010 05:05 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Would you be surprised if I told you 'Mannish Boy' was my favorite song on the mix you made me? I also like 'Skotose Me,' 'Here In My Head,' and 'Born in Xixax.' I actually like them all, but those stood out the most. Clearly you're better at picking out music for me than I am at picking it out for you. Thanks again, babe. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - September 24, 2010 01:59 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Well, I have always wondered what the fifth circle of Hell would sound like. Why wait until I get there to find out. I can't imagine why you would think that I wouldn't like Diamanda Galas though. I'm not the one that hates everything..."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - September 25, 2010 12:11 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " Excuse me. I'm not the one who hates nearly everything. Let's not drag my phantom cock into a musical discussion. Unless you're going to gush about how much you desperately, desperately want it inside you, I have a feeling whatever you say next will kill off any sexual arousal I might have once and for all. A flaccid phantom cock is no phantom cock at all."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - September 25, 2010 07:55 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " SHIT I DELETED IT. -DIES-"</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Martin Boone - September 28, 2010 03:21 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "i only hope you leave the burka at home when you come to see me. better yet, leave all your clothes at home."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - September 29, 2010 12:38 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " That's cold. But befitting, I suppose. If I'm the typical horny male in this relationship, it's only right that you should be the frigid, tight-lipped (ha) female. I mean if we're resorting to unremarkable, tired-ass gender roles. Personally, I like breaking out my twelve-incher on special occasions. It makes me feel so alpha. "</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Martin Boone - October 4, 2010 12:34 AM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> "kinky. i'll be sure to find my fuzzy handcuffs. if i wasn't on a date right now, i'd find you."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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Edie Deveraux - November 5, 2010 04:11 PM (GMT)

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[DOHTML]<DIV STYLE="WIDTH:200PX;TEXT-ALIGN:JUSTIFY"> " I haven't seen one of those since 1995. If you want I can throw all my books in the back of of my car and we can call it the 'Book mobile' for the day. That's the best I can do on such short notice."</DIV>[/doHTML]
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