Title: -- don't talk to strangers
Description: tag: theo... and so it continues
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 12:27 AM (GMT)
CONNECTING TO THEO" -exasperated by the time the phone is picked up- Where. The. Fuck. Are. You?! "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 12:45 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" Where the fuck am I?? Where the fuck are you?? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 12:47 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -groans- You really don't want to know. Somewhere near the fifth circle of Hades, I'm sure. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 12:49 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" There's a mime where I am, Gray. I think I've got the worst deal, here. -exasperated sigh, mutters- Bloody idiot keeps grinning at me... -pause- How the hell did we lose each other? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 12:53 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -slowly- There is a guy. In a G-string. Oh God! God. Shit. Hell no! -muttering to self- Fuckin' tranny. Fuckin' Amsterdam. Where are you? I wouldn't mind killing a mime. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:05 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -long pause- You just had to win, didn't you? -laughs- I told you, I don't know... -long pause- Does... Uh... Rem... Just a sec... --longer pause, faint sounds- Rembrandtplein? Heard of it? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 01:11 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Of course. Give me a second to look in up in my what-the-hell tour book. -long pause- Do you have that flyer the moderately doable chick gave us this afternoon? "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:13 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" Uhh... Just a sec... -pause, scratching sound- Shit, there's a lot of bars around here... -another pause- I can't... Yes I can. -another pause- Yeah, it's torn. But I have it. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 01:15 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Okay. I'm somewhere that looks like the name on that flyer but it's not that name. Um. Yeah. I can't pronounce this if I tried. I think -voice drops low- I think I'm at a gay bar. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:17 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -long pause- You're at a... another pause, starts laughing- Fuck man, if that's where you wanted to go, we didn't have to leave Brighton! -keeps laughing- Have you found that special someone, yet? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 01:21 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Listen, asshat... -louder in a overdone, stereotypical homosexual voice- Lover! You know there's no one for me but you! -dropping act- Just hurry up and get here. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:28 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -another pause- Gray...never do that again. That was creepy. If you keep doing that, I'm not saving you from the gay masses. -pause for shuddering- And how the hell am I supposed to find you? It's not like you gave the most epic directions there, Gray. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 01:48 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -pause- I don't know! Just. I dunno. Look for something gay. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:50 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -laughing- Look for something gay?? Okay, first of all, we're in Amsterdam, which means that half of everything looks at least a little gay, and second... -long silence, a lot of background noise, Theo sighs heavily- Shit. I... I may have... found it. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 01:52 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -lengthy pause- Seriously? "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 01:55 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" I... -sighs- I don't know. I fucking hope not, because nothing you said helped! But... The name sort of looks like the one on the flyer, and there's... a guy in a thong, and it's really gay, and... -away from phone- Hey, how're you doing? --returns to phone- I'm being hit on by men. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:03 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" You found it, didn't you? -muttering- Directions couldn't be shit if you found it... -yelling away from phone- Aw c'mon, man! No one wants to see that! "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 02:11 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -background noise increasing- Hey, if this is the place, it's my skills of finding you that are to blame, and not your directions. -pause- I wouldn't find my own arse with your directions, but I... -away from phone, someone talking loudly in background- What's that? What? -pause, more talking- You have an extra room key? -another pause, man talking again in background- Yeah, give it here. -another pause, man talks- Yeah, you will. -returning to phone, snickering- I'm having fun, now. -more background noise, Theo talks louder- That is...shit music, man... Are you in here? Do you see me? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:20 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" No. I see gay. And leopard-print. And Sequins. And god! -man in the background- No, that's okay. -man in the background, sounding more persistent- Honey, I don't do polyester and that includes your sorry weave. -back to phone- The-oh! Where the fuck are you. This place is seriously messing with my masculinity! "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 02:22 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" Hey, I don't care what they promise you... Don't let them go around grabbing your masculinity. -snickers- "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:24 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -grumbles- And this advice coming from the fucktard that accepted a hotel key... "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 02:26 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" I'm going to give it to someone else! -pause- I'm... Match-making. Ohh... Fat, balding guy in tight shirt and leather pants in the corner... That's so who I'm match-making, now. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:30 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Lucky bastard. -pause- You can get away with more shit with girls when they think you're gay. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 02:49 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" You can make balding, fat men really happy, too. -pause- Wait, what? What are you getting away with? Wait-wait... you found a girl in here? -pause- Is she a lesbian? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:51 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" I don't think lesbians like it when you ask them if they're lesbians. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 02:52 AM (GMT)
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 02:58 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -muffled sound of movement. voices sound distant- Oh, god. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you like that. This place sure is crowded tonight. -muffled female voice- No, I don't come here often. -muffled female voice- Am I here with someone? Yeah. Sort of. Yeah, I guess you could say that. -muffled female giggle followed by more conversation- Celebrating? What are you celebrating? -excited female voice- Shut up! I never would have guessed those were new. May I? -giggling- Huh. Not that I have much experience but he did a good job... So are you here with someone? -female voice- I'm sure Brandon is fabulous. Take care honey. -back to Theo- No, not a lesbian. Just stupid. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 03:03 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -silence- You just felt up a straight woman at a gay bar, didn't you? -another pause- Also, your 'gay' is disturbingly convincing. "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 03:06 AM (GMT)
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 03:07 AM (GMT)
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 03:08 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Of the fact that you get balding, fat, sweat-stained old men, and I get to cop a feel. -lengthy pause- I am suddenly uncomfortable with this conversation. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 03:11 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -stifles chuckles- I don't see what you're so uncomfortable with. -pause- And for the record, I found the balding, fat, sweat-stained old man. I got the guy with the room key, and he was fit. -pauses- Hey, how'd you know he was old and sweat-stained? Do you see him? Where are you? "
Graysen Daniels - February 12, 2010 04:20 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" Because I figured you'd attract the same sort of men as you do women. -baffled pause- Are you even listening to yourself? Wave or something. God. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 12, 2010 03:27 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" God, you're funny, like a... -interrupted, low thump and sound is muffled, lengthy pause, returns- Uhh... There was...nevermind - did you say wave? That's a bloody good idea, Gray, I'll just stand here and wave at random. "
Graysen Daniels - February 13, 2010 04:13 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" I'm not asking you to wave like you're the bloody queen. Just stick your hand up so I can see if I can see you. Just act like you're stretching or something. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 13, 2010 02:05 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" ...fine. -pause- Okay, I've got my hand in the air and look at that, so do twenty other people. Looks like I'm trying to...ask the teacher a bloody question... -pause- I'm near the wall, though. Do you see me now? "
Graysen Daniels - February 14, 2010 03:58 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" -lengthy pause; sounds of movement- No. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 14, 2010 01:28 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" -quiet- We might not be in the same place. -pause, sound of movement- Are you anywhere near the bar? "
Graysen Daniels - February 17, 2010 06:18 AM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO THEO" I'm by a staircase and some...thing with a fuchsia boa and matching highlights. "
Theodore Llewellyn - February 17, 2010 04:48 PM (GMT)
CONNECTED TO GRAYSEN" Hey, I've seen that thing. -pauses as he moves to spin around, looking for the thing- Does it have like, turquoise eyeshadow? "
