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Title: Secret organizations? WHERE?!?!


Neo-Anarchists - September 22, 2005 08:56 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Yrnjia)
I've heard of a secret organisation trying to attempt the UN

Secret organizations? Oh no!

Hold me, guys, I'm scared.

HotRodia - September 22, 2005 09:03 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Neo-Anarchists @ Sep 22 2005, 08:56 PM)
http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=445611
QUOTE (Yrnjia)
I've heard of a secret organisation trying to attempt the UN

Secret organizations? Oh no!

Hold me, guys, I'm scared.

*holds NA*

Don't worry! I'll protect you from those secret organizations that are trying to take over...err...destroy...err...do something to the UN. :D

Forgottenlord - September 22, 2005 10:32 PM (GMT)
Try to become more populous than the fluffies?

Is that possible?

Ausserland - September 23, 2005 12:07 AM (GMT)
Whew! I thought for a minute there he was talking about us! :D

Ecopoeia - September 23, 2005 09:28 AM (GMT)
"...trying to attempt the UN..."

What? Do they mean 'tempt'? Y'know, with cookies and hand jobs?

Reformentia - September 23, 2005 09:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Ecopoeia @ Sep 23 2005, 09:28 AM)
"...trying to attempt the UN..."

What? Do they mean 'tempt'? Y'know, with cookies and hand jobs?

Hand?

Pretty sorry attempted tempting if you ask me...

Ecopoeia - September 23, 2005 10:10 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Reformentia @ Sep 23 2005, 09:50 AM)
QUOTE (Ecopoeia @ Sep 23 2005, 09:28 AM)
"...trying to attempt the UN..."

What? Do they mean 'tempt'? Y'know, with cookies and hand jobs?

Hand?

Pretty sorry attempted tempting if you ask me...

Well, all evidence thusfar indicates that they're not being very effective, so perhaps your advice ought to be heeded...

QUOTE (forgottenlord)
Try to become more populous than the fluffies?

My brain's in the gutter. I read this a second time and thought you'd written 'fluffers'.

Knootoss - September 23, 2005 01:06 PM (GMT)
In the gutter indeed. :blink: Bad Eco!

Ecopoeia - September 23, 2005 02:19 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 23 2005, 01:06 PM)
In the gutter indeed. :blink: Bad Eco!

Meh. Spank me.

Knootoss - September 23, 2005 06:39 PM (GMT)
:wub:

TBlack - September 23, 2005 07:54 PM (GMT)
Please. If you two think you can beat TH and I in the smut department you are obviously deluded.

d

HotRodia - September 23, 2005 10:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TBlack @ Sep 23 2005, 07:54 PM)
Please. If you two think you can beat TH and I in the smut department you are obviously deluded.

You say that like you're proud of it! :o

;)

Knootoss - September 24, 2005 10:32 AM (GMT)
He should be!

TBlack - September 24, 2005 07:27 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 10:32 AM)
He should be!

Pardon?

HotRodia - September 24, 2005 07:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TBlack @ Sep 24 2005, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 10:32 AM)
He should be!

Pardon?

Maybe Knoot is confused about your gender...

TBlack - September 24, 2005 08:04 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (HotRodia @ Sep 24 2005, 07:50 PM)
QUOTE (TBlack @ Sep 24 2005, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 10:32 AM)
He should be!

Pardon?

Maybe Knoot is confused about your gender...

Confused? He's never even met me!

Knootoss - September 24, 2005 09:19 PM (GMT)
Not true. I bagged your groceries yesterday.

Neo-Anarchists - September 24, 2005 11:29 PM (GMT)
Knoot is right, I saw you both while I was hiding in the bushes with binoculars.

Knootoss - September 24, 2005 11:40 PM (GMT)
What were you doing there anyway?

Neo-Anarchists - September 25, 2005 01:41 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 11:40 PM)
What were you doing there anyway?

Err...
Tending the plants. Yes, that's it.

HotRodia - September 25, 2005 05:38 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Neo-Anarchists @ Sep 25 2005, 01:41 AM)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 11:40 PM)
What were you doing there anyway?

Err...
Tending the plants. Yes, that's it.

How does one tend plants with binoculars?

I know that you're truly part of this group making an "attempt" on the UN! Aha!

Forgottenlord - September 25, 2005 06:27 AM (GMT)
Um, he didn't say binoculars was the only accessory he had.....though one must wonder why he brought the binoculars anyways.....

TBlack - September 25, 2005 09:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 09:19 PM)
Not true. I bagged your groceries yesterday.

I knew she looked familiar.

Knootoss - September 25, 2005 10:08 AM (GMT)
Does this dress make me look fat?

HotRodia - September 25, 2005 10:27 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 25 2005, 10:08 AM)
Does this dress make me look fat?

Maybe you shouldn't try wearing it over your other clothes, dear.

Knootoss - September 25, 2005 11:53 AM (GMT)
Thanks for the tip!

*begins undressing*

Ecopoeia - September 25, 2005 01:40 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 25 2005, 11:53 AM)
Thanks for the tip!

*begins undressing*

Sorry. Got a headache.

Knootoss - September 25, 2005 04:44 PM (GMT)
:angry:

*buries Eco in aspirins*

VL - September 26, 2005 07:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (HotRodia @ Sep 24 2005, 08:50 PM)
QUOTE (TBlack @ Sep 24 2005, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE (Knootoss @ Sep 24 2005, 10:32 AM)
He should be!

Pardon?

Maybe Knoot is confused about your gender...

:lol: NEWS FLASH! TBLACK IS A FEMALE! :lol:

ps. im glad i was around for that. Back to my Hiatus.

Sophista - May 22, 2006 06:44 PM (GMT)
If I was supposed to be tempted into this organization with cookies and hand-jobs, I'm relatively certain that my welcome wagon never arrived. I'll be invoicing the lot of you for two cookies, one handjob, plus interest. I'll subtract the time I was inactive, and assuming an APR of 4.3 percent . . . . compounded over the difference of . . carry the three . . . . .

Erm.

Can we settle for a beer?

East Hackney - May 22, 2006 07:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sophista @ May 22 2006, 07:44 PM)
Can we settle for a beer?

Depends. Can you make it to Trafalgar Square next Saturday?

Ausserland - May 22, 2006 08:22 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sophista @ May 22 2006, 02:44 PM)
If I was supposed to be tempted into this organization with cookies and hand-jobs, I'm relatively certain that my welcome wagon never arrived. I'll be invoicing the lot of you for two cookies, one handjob, plus interest. I'll subtract the time I was inactive, and assuming an APR of 4.3 percent . . . . compounded over the difference of . . carry the three . . . . .

Erm.

Can we settle for a beer?

I'll be more than happy to have the Glomwitz Bakery and Confectionery, noted purveyors of delicious dwarven caek and stone bread, forward 2 dozen snickerdoodles for your enjoyment.

As far as hand-jobs go.... In yer dreams, pal!

:P

VL - May 22, 2006 09:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Sophista @ May 22 2006, 07:44 PM)
If I was supposed to be tempted into this organization with cookies and hand-jobs, I'm relatively certain that my welcome wagon never arrived. I'll be invoicing the lot of you for two cookies, one handjob, plus interest. I'll subtract the time I was inactive, and assuming an APR of 4.3 percent . . . . compounded over the difference of . . carry the three . . . . .

Erm.

Can we settle for a beer?

I dont know! I'm very partial to cookies.

Sophista - May 22, 2006 10:25 PM (GMT)
Ah, how unfortunate that I live in the United States. Drinking with the likes of you folks sounds like it'd be an incredible time, but if I'm going to spend around $800 to have a night of fun, it better damn well come with a raunchy happy ending. I'll have to wait 'till work carries me over the pond.

Also, the snickerdoodles are much appreciated. The hand jobs will have to wait till I get back home.




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