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Shwrtz - May 2, 2010 05:35 AM (GMT)
Its me Jack posting from my new home in a cave here in Afgranistan. I can only post as long as the battery on my compewter lasts caus it ain't allowed to run a generator excet oc some days.

I got htis job cause a bunch of Rabis raed one of my brilyunt posts and decided I write in some ancient hebreww skript, who know all these years I thought I was just a hotdog peddling Irish blockhead.

I'm sitting here in the cave hopeing the battery holds on this laptop and the shipment of toiletpaper arrives before I run out and well I don't want to think of it. I had to change my name when I came here to confuse the locals and so far I been doing one hell of a job of confusing people. I figure with the way they look on chile labor here I can make a small fortune in the lead business if shipping doewsn't kill me. Because I'm a Hebrew now the neightbor lady who gave me all the trouble has to be nice to me by some ancient law, and take care of my house till i get back. She even has to clean the house. I love it. They think of me as a god here cause I'm teaching the local children to weld with a torch till the Army gets power lines installed and I can sell ChinkOmatic welders to them on the government's dime.

I also had to change my wardrome, and if i do say so myself I look damn good in a flowing robe hand woven from sheep & goat sheerings. It definitely don't catch fire but it itches a lot. Just think if me as the ambassidor to these people over here and I'l;l be back posting when the battery recharges. Next week I'm building a hotdog cart to use at funerals here. There's a lot of people headed for the dirt nap so business oughtto be good.
Jack

JT Metalworks - May 2, 2010 06:09 AM (GMT)
Your IP is showing up as Kansas.

Calweld - May 2, 2010 09:51 PM (GMT)
Amazing how good some of those proxy servers work, huh, Fishy??? :lol: :lol:

JT Metalworks - May 2, 2010 11:09 PM (GMT)
Yours is placing you in Stockton.

Franzę - May 3, 2010 12:39 AM (GMT)
There is just no way in hell I am spending ore time than it took to read the "post" to trying to figure out what in hell is being discussed, let alone going on.

I'm not even getting the decoder ring out.

Calweld - May 3, 2010 03:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (JT Metalworks @ May 2 2010, 03:09 PM)
Yours is placing you in Stockton.

Yes, fishy, kinda obvious, isn't it???? But I'm not hiding anything, not using a proxy.

Big question, who writes like Franz, but lives in Kansas??????? Or has a proxy that routes thru Kansas??????? :unsure: :unsure:

JT Metalworks - May 3, 2010 03:27 AM (GMT)
Maybe it's really Jack? He'd been crying about how there's nothing to do in CT because of all the taxes pushing industry out. Maybe he up'n moved. Stranger things have happened.

Of course I think he's really been abducted by the Mormon's and managed to get a post out while on the road headed to Utah (odd he'd call out to us rather than his wife, but Jack ain't exactly normal :D ). We all know how he can't remember his passwords for beans on a good day, so we shouldn't expect any different when under the stress of an abduction.

Franzę - May 3, 2010 04:28 AM (GMT)
Hey Cal, what the hell is a proxy?

I'm pretty damn computer illiterate, not quite as slowkeyed as Jack but I have no damn idea what your typin about.

Kawboy - May 3, 2010 01:01 PM (GMT)
You sure that was Jack? I understood too much of it. Maybe all that clean living has resurrected some brain cells :P
On a completely different note, any suggestions for cleaning a nice oil stain off a concrete driveway? Have a low grade pressure washer but it doesn't budge that thing. Made the rest of the driveway around the spot nice and clean though.

Franzę - May 3, 2010 06:09 PM (GMT)
Kawboy you have brought up the age old problem.

Now oil in soil is real easy, you just get yourself some Tide, some pigsh!t and woodchips or sawdust and a rototiller and in a few months the oil will be eaten by enzime action. I don't suppose you want to till up the concrete though.

If the oil is fairly fresh Tide or Simple Green will break it up some and you should be able to get rid of it with a few repeated aplications. If the oil's been there a while you can paint the driveway, or learn to like the tattoo.

You can also try kittylitter (new not used) and a plastic tent over the spill and let the Global Warming thing work for you. If that doesn't work, Sodium Penticarbonate and a scrub brush may keep the wife off yer azz, assuming yer smart enough not to ask her to operate the scrubbrush.

Kawboy - May 3, 2010 07:14 PM (GMT)
http://www.using-hydrogen-peroxide.com/sod...rcarbonate.html

That the stuff you talking about? I'm assuming it comes in OxyClean? The wife liked the idea of painting the driveway until I told her the cost of the stuff, now she's not thinking that's a smart idea. It's an old stain from the leaky jeep. I didn't feel like working out in the cold (sissy Californicators) so it leaked all winter in pretty much the same spot. Probably a 1 x 2ft spot now. I thought I heard of people using muriatic acid to bleach the spots out but often had the other effect making it too white.

Main - May 4, 2010 02:21 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kawboy @ May 3 2010, 08:01 AM)
You sure that was Jack? I understood too much of it.

You hit the nail on the head.
Muriatic acid? Hmmmmm the stuff does work well and will brighten up the concrete but it might end up being brighter than you want. You could just pour acid in different spots all over the driveway to give it a funky looking pattern. Or.... Get some kitty litter and spread it on the stain. Put on your old Cubby Checker 45's. Stand on the kitty litter and start doing the twist. This idea works best when alcohol is involved.

JT Metalworks - May 4, 2010 02:29 AM (GMT)
Just take your waste oil and dabble it all over the rest of the driveway - problem solved.

storts1 - May 20, 2010 09:24 PM (GMT)
Yep,,That ought to work real well! :o :lol: :lol: 2 xp's with dreaded blue screen of death,,and now windows 7,,You put the car in,,it eats the Pics,into "snap fish" and there gone??????????? Time to bug HP AGAIN,,as the new dell with vista,,had a half a cat farm in there,that the teck was afraid to take the covers off!!!!! didnt know what would come running out,,and Franz,,been to your favorite Guy,now 6 times,,and he aint even pulled a tootth Yet!!!!!,,Just Lanced,,

Whens the next bus leave for the Holy land????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol:

storts1 - May 20, 2010 09:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Shwrtz @ May 2 2010, 12:35 AM)
Its me Jack posting from my new home in a cave here in Afgranistan. I can only post as long as the battery on my compewter lasts caus it ain't allowed to run a generator excet oc some days.

I got htis job cause a bunch of Rabis raed one of my brilyunt posts and decided I write in some ancient hebreww skript, who know all these years I thought I was just a hotdog peddling Irish blockhead.

I'm sitting here in the cave hopeing the battery holds on this laptop and the shipment of toiletpaper arrives before I run out and well I don't want to think of it. I had to change my name when I came here to confuse the locals and so far I been doing one hell of a job of confusing people. I figure with the way they look on chile labor here I can make a small fortune in the lead business if shipping doewsn't kill me. Because I'm a Hebrew now the neightbor lady who gave me all the trouble has to be nice to me by some ancient law, and take care of my house till i get back. She even has to clean the house. I love it. They think of me as a god here cause I'm teaching the local children to weld with a torch till the Army gets power lines installed and I can sell ChinkOmatic welders to them on the government's dime.

I also had to change my wardrome, and if i do say so myself I look damn good in a flowing robe hand woven from sheep & goat sheerings. It definitely don't catch fire but it itches a lot. Just think if me as the ambassidor to these people over here and I'l;l be back posting when the battery recharges. Next week I'm building a hotdog cart to use at funerals here. There's a lot of people headed for the dirt nap so business oughtto be good.
Jack

SOBS,,got No Money!!!!! :P :unsure:

JT Metalworks - May 21, 2010 08:03 AM (GMT)
Jack, have you ever thought about maybe getting the video professors free lesson on windows?

Hell, I might just order it for you. :P

Franzę - May 21, 2010 04:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (JT Metalworks @ May 21 2010, 03:03 AM)
Jack, have you ever thought :P

You could have just left it there JT.




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