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 Cats :3, =^.^=
Xuanwu
Posted: Aug 22 2007, 05:52 PM


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If God is a cat, then Jesus would be the ultimate catboy. However, since catboys are usually uke...Hm. Not sure I want to go there.


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BE AMAZED! as he digests with the force of a thousand suns!

His Metabolism of a Blast Furnace is Burning the Way to a Brighter Future!
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Winged Cat
Posted: Aug 22 2007, 07:03 PM


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On the 6th day, God created semes for His enjoyment?

If God is a cat - and not as in uke catboy, but just cat - then that could explain God's quasi-indifference to the world post-creation.


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I don't feel like I know you well enough to kill you.

"When life hands you crap, make Crap Golems." "If only I could, sir. Believe I'd have a legion."

"I'm doing Science and I'm still alive...and when you're dead I will be still alive."
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Eteponge
Posted: Aug 22 2007, 08:34 PM


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QUOTE (Winged Cat @ Aug 22 2007, 07:03 PM)
On the 6th day, God created semes for His enjoyment?

If God is a cat - and not as in uke catboy, but just cat - then that could explain God's quasi-indifference to the world post-creation.

Just the other day, on another forum, I wrote...

God mewed everything into existence, and then curled up into a ball, and fell asleep. :3

So, it doesn't matter what happens to us, God is a Cat. :3


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Xuanwu
Posted: Aug 22 2007, 10:22 PM


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QUOTE (Winged Cat @ Aug 22 2007, 08:03 PM)
If God is a cat - and not as in uke catboy, but just cat - then that could explain God's quasi-indifference to the world post-creation.

When you mix a human (Mary) and a cat (God), you get a catboy (Jesus). That was my reasoning.


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QUOTE (Mr. Chibi)
CAPTAIN XUANWU!
WATCH! as he eats with reckless abandon!
HEAR! his stupendous stomach scintillate before supper!
BE AMAZED! as he digests with the force of a thousand suns!

His Metabolism of a Blast Furnace is Burning the Way to a Brighter Future!
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Winged Cat
Posted: Aug 27 2007, 03:03 PM


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Ah. Well, supposedly Jesus went so far as to die for other people - that's kinda uke-ish.


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I don't feel like I know you well enough to kill you.

"When life hands you crap, make Crap Golems." "If only I could, sir. Believe I'd have a legion."

"I'm doing Science and I'm still alive...and when you're dead I will be still alive."
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Jeff
Posted: Aug 27 2007, 03:05 PM


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My neighbor's cat was sitting in his front yard today. I went over and petted him. He purred, I was all "You're so cute!" and then he started cleaning himself, so I left and made a pizza.


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Eteponge
Posted: Nov 7 2007, 12:08 PM


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Frey
Posted: Dec 11 2007, 11:05 PM


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ShotokanKeith
Posted: Feb 11 2008, 07:27 PM


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Tarzan sleepy....

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Wassup?



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Eteponge
Posted: Feb 19 2008, 03:40 PM


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Well, it has a kitten in it...

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Xuanwu
Posted: Mar 21 2008, 04:46 AM


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QUOTE (Mr. Chibi)
CAPTAIN XUANWU!
WATCH! as he eats with reckless abandon!
HEAR! his stupendous stomach scintillate before supper!
BE AMAZED! as he digests with the force of a thousand suns!

His Metabolism of a Blast Furnace is Burning the Way to a Brighter Future!
Top
Xuanwu
Posted: Mar 23 2008, 07:27 PM


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QUOTE (Mr. Chibi)
CAPTAIN XUANWU!
WATCH! as he eats with reckless abandon!
HEAR! his stupendous stomach scintillate before supper!
BE AMAZED! as he digests with the force of a thousand suns!

His Metabolism of a Blast Furnace is Burning the Way to a Brighter Future!
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