No. 1-
If any e-drama shit is caused I will go serious on yo asses.

No. 2-
If you whine I will gladly hand you the cheese.

No. 3-
If you'd like to spam, direct it at the dedicated forum. This includes all spam except weird, perverted shit. We do not want to see it.

No. 4-
Flaming and bashing will not be tolerated. If you want to debate, do it nicely - if you call someone or someone's opinion 'shit,' I will personally make sure you feel it tomorrow.

No. 5-
Again, please don't flame. This is a right reserved to us admins when you make us mad.

No. 6-
No threads about that site called Neoseeker. If no one chooses to listen to an admin when giving fair warning. When calling and admin stupid, and also for the other party to egg on someone so they can argue more. I have decided to close all those other neo threads, and tell you this. Don't make another neo thread. I will close it if you do, and if you complain to me, flame me or whatever. I will do to you what I warn in the neo departure thread. I will myself give you a nice vacation. Unless we can come to an agreement. I won;t mind if you guys talk about the GOOD TIMES you had on neo or whatever. But nothing that will lead to you guys arguing and such. Good day.

No. 7-
Advertising is allowed if we approve it. Unauthorized adverts will be removed, and repeat offenders will be warned/banned. And to compound on the 'pervy shit' rule, porn advertising will be instantly obliterated and the offender given a permanent vacation.

If by any instance we get more popular, and we get unknown people to the site. But I have to make this for any member, for it to make sense.

Child Porn. I'll just put it this way. I will devour your e-soul right out of your e-body.

I will take rule no. 6, and do away with it, so I can flame your head off. Then I will make sure it's known to every member here who you are, and what you did. After that I will allow anyone to flame and bash you. I will make a thread solely for this purpose. It won't be nice either. And if by any chance you feel like being a smart ass or complete idiot.

I know there is a law against Child Porn. I know this for a fact. I also know people who will fine your ass, for this shit too.

E-cybering, this is the internet. So I am going to get very mean and into depth with this part. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will I tolerate any kind of online sexual harassment from you to any other member. Nor will I tolerate you stalking them.

Now I have a fine example of SilentScream on neoseeker. Who thinks it is funny to stalk, and or sexual harass females, including me online. Like the instance that I delete and block his ass from msn, about 10 times, and him finding a way to find me.

Online stalkers, and sexual harassers are not even tolerated in the law. So don't be like him and tell me or anyone else you weren't even doing anything if they have the evidence. I know for a fact the cops will track you down, and show up on your doorstop, and scare the life out of you.