Cookie Wars

[AquaMantor]

*Meanwhile*
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*Rises from the ashes of his destroyed village*

.........

N...N...No...My people...my country...! MY LAND!!!

You....you destroyed us...you destroyed all of us...

What...what...No...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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NUKE!

WILL!

PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I Eat People]

*EATS*


*takes the cookies with no decription of how*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke subsequently jams IEP into a thimble, then feeds him to a cat. Afterwards, he takes the cookies, dances around AM for a few minutes, then swims his way to Colorado.

[I Eat People]

*spits toothpaste at nuke and watches him get swarmed and eaten by Mutant Wolverine/Rabbits while He runs of with the cookies*

[NuclearCookout]

Enraged, Nuke's hair grows to become that of a stereotypical anime fighting character. A beam hotter than 30 suns is thus discharged from the hair and plows into IEP with enough force to send him through a few mountain ranges. Seeing that the cookies are unscathed, Nuke takes them and flies to the nearest city, leaving a very obvious path of destruction in his wake.

[I Eat People]

*does somthing really cool that ends in him taking the cookies and running away sillyly*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke quickly blocks IEP's path.

It seems I have no other option...but to challenge you to a children's card game.

He then violently mutates into an anime character with even bigger hair and pulls out a deck of cards.

IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-....DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU[this is repeated 500 times]

DUEL!!!!!!111!!!

[I Eat People]

YOURE ON BAD BOY. *Unsheaths The Deck of Legends*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke's lips move out of sync with his speech...

WE END THIS NOW...OR SOON. I SUMMON...GIANT BOWTIE NOODLE. DO STUFF TO THAT GUY!

A massive, hideous monster that vaguely resembles a bowtie noodle materializes and releases ridiculous amounts of energy in IEP's direction.

[I Eat People]

*creates Extremly spiky 2d hair*

your Bowtienoodle is no match for.....*slams down card creating earthquake*

Go! Blue Eyed Barrel of Peas! *a barrel of peas with blue eyes rolls out of nowhere and Incinerates the Bowtie Noodle with its Flame Breath/Energy Ball powers*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke uses the distracting amounts of chaos to his advantage and takes the cookies. He then points IEP to this topic to show him why he did the "card games" thing.

[I Eat People]

*snur dna seikooc sekat*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke pops IEP with a rubber band hard enough to send him careening into the asteroid belt, then takes the cookies.

[I Eat People]

*steals an arwing and Blasts Nuke ith Blue Lazers, tyhen takes the cookies*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke returns with a wolfen and toasts IEP, then makes off with the cookies.

[AquaMantor]

...
...
...
...From the distance, a lone figure approaches. His head is turned down, in a sorrowful expression of rage. His six (yes six) arms glow with power.
...
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...It is Aqua.
...TIME TO DIE NUKE!!!!!!





*First, so many bullets are unloaded into Nuke that he becomes more bullet-hole than human. This causes him to collapse in upon himself and turn into a quantum singularity, said quantum singularity is designed only to absorb anyone that Nuke has ever loved. They are absorbed, stretched, and broken down into subatomic particles. The singularity is then exploded to become solid Nuke-matter (still living, as this has all happened in less than two milliseconds, not nearly enough time for Nuke to die) second arm grabs the Nuke matter and rearranges Nuke so that he is an awful creature whose very existence causes physical pain upon itself. Nuke is left in this form for thousands of years, as this new life-form is not given the capability to die. Third arm grabs the now horrible Nuke creature's lip, stretches it out, then drags it across the entire planet. The horrible Nuke creature cannot be broken either, so even though its lip stretches, it never tears. For a while, the horrible Nuke creature is forced to be consuming the earth. Fourth arm fires enough bullets into the horrible Nuke creature that it is about to turn into a quantum singularity again. Fifth arm grabs it before it does and throws it into the sun. As the horrible Nuke creature becomes a singularity, it reaches the sun and absorbs it. This is about to make it a new interstellar mass, but the sixth arm grabs the singularity and stretches it so it becomes a new black hole. Everything is absorbed into the black hole and destroyed.*
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*Except for the horrible Nuke creature, who despite everything cannot die, and is now floating around in an empty universe, all alone.*

[NuclearCookout]

Nuke simply belches into a microphone, returning everything to normal and sending AM spiralling back in time to the Krakatoa volcano seconds before its historic eruption. Nuke then joyously walks off with the cookies that AM never took.