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 So crazy, we need rules...Even though this is "Go Crazy", and spam is smiled upon, this does not mean you can abuse your privileges. Please do not double/triple post or more. Double posting is allowed if you are bumping a topic. Triple-or-more posting is ok if you are quoting more than one person. Your posts should also have some sort of meaning, not like "Pie" or "kjdbvaevbrhb". DO NOT MAKE YOUR FÜHRER BREAK OUT HIS BAN HAMMER. Now, go crazy.
 Cookie Wars
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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I have with me a batch of the most delicious cookies in existence...*nibbles on one*...mmmmm, soo delicious. First one to hit post #500* with the cookies wins. Take them if you can...*rockets off in an F-23*.
*(technically #499, since the very 1st post doesn't count as a reply)
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| Psychotic Umlaut |
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UMLAUTS ROCK! ¨!!!!!
Group: Members
Posts: 101
Member No.: 18
Joined: 4-September 07
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*leaps up onto Nuke's jet and impales him with a spear; dives off with the cookies*
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| Yoda |
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Ruler of France
Group: Members
Posts: 241
Member No.: 15
Joined: 22-August 07
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*Yoda removes the cookies through his extensive knowledge of the force*
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*convinces Yoda that he is no match for me; takes the cookies as he dives into a deep depression*
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| I Eat People |
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Hoogomoogo
Group: Members
Posts: 524
Member No.: 23
Joined: 20-October 07
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*Since yoda didn't actually try to take the cookeis, I eat people, or hoogo as i will often refer to myself as, is required to pwn Nuke. so, Hoogo unsheaths his cowswatter.*
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: Surrendur now Nuke.
Nuke: Nevah!
Hoogo: aww wtf. *slaps nuke with cow swatter til he isnothing but a gooey splat on the ground* EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! Yucky rotting goober guts! Hahahahahaha! *runs away wit cookies, flailing arms over head*
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*recoalesces into my original form; as IEP (i eat people) stops to rest, his shadow extends up a wall, and I emerge from it; kicks him in the path of heavy traffic and takes the cookies*
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| Psychotic Umlaut |
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UMLAUTS ROCK! ¨!!!!!
Group: Members
Posts: 101
Member No.: 18
Joined: 4-September 07
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*releases hungry lions upon Nuke; takes cookies*
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*uses the Force to send the lions careening into the distance; unleashes my inner Insanity, causing you collapse in on yourself as a tiny black hole; uses that black hole to absorb AM and SSM, then causes it to vaporize; runs off with cookies*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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shoots nuke
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*survives; still has cookies*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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*slices nuke in half, takes the cookie, trips over half of nuke, it lands in yodas hand*
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*pulls myself together and takes off with the rest of the cookies (as you only got one); watches the angry Yoda mutilate you*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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*dodges him, shoots him, and then chases after you*
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| I Eat People |
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Hoogomoogo
Group: Members
Posts: 524
Member No.: 23
Joined: 20-October 07
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*runs after everyone at mach 12, eating them happily*
FORGET TEH COOKIES! HERE BE MANY BODIES TO ENGORE!
*skipping along with fork and knife in hands, eating whatever person crosses his path*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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*dodges I eat peoples bite and then turns around and shoots him with an AK-47, continues to chase down cookies*
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| I Eat People |
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Hoogomoogo
Group: Members
Posts: 524
Member No.: 23
Joined: 20-October 07
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*Simply gets back up and keeps running after SSM, mouth wide open and teh inviting SSM to lunchzoz*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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*U eat me, it ends up being a fake robot of me that is really a bomb* I've really been in a jet waiting to cut Nuke off!
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| NuclearCookout |
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Perspicacious Ruler
Group: Admin
Posts: 101,428
Member No.: 1
Joined: 28-January 07
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*shoots SSM down and grabs the falling cookies*
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| sonicshadowman |
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Coruscant is mine!
Group: Lieutenant Admin
Posts: 1,548
Member No.: 2
Joined: 28-January 07
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*Jumps down riding on a nuke* *I jump at last second sending it towards nuke*
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