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Ok, if you have a cool quote, whether it came from Plato, or Star Wars, share it here! Please share only two or three quotes per post. Try to put who said it, if you can't remember, that's ok.'

"If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport"--(I don't remember who said that)

"Marines don't die, they go to hell and re-group."--Old Korea War Marine quote.

God created man. Man being a gentleman returned the favor.

Ah but you forget that tommrow I will be sober but you will still be ugly. (Winsten Churchill)

"If I were married to you, i would poison your tea."--(Some World War Two British Politition)

"And if i were married to you, I would drink it."--Winston Churchil.

"Like my attitude? Bought it at Walmart for a buck-fifty." --Bart (Simpsons, duh)

"I poke badgers with spoons." --T-Shirts That Suck.com (I actually own this)

"The price is wrong, bitch!" -- Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)

one dark after noon With the shadows I flew and the Rain felt sick with lament,
To this hous of insest for when we undressed blasphamys against venus were rent,
My sister removed her wet Body aproved the fiegn of her heavenly quest.
In horned fairy groves and hot virgin coves, Where in the promiscouous swam.
I elected Lovers and regected others. Mifistresses that don't give a damn.
But in those that still do my deep interest grew THE RISE OF THE TRUE PENTAGRAM!

Cradle of Filth

Sorry this is so long, but they're great quotes from movies.

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." --Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)

"Remember, remember,
the fifth of November,
the gunpowder, the treason the plot.
I do not see a reason,
why the gunpowder treason,
should ever be forgot." --V for Vandetta

"V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilą! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so." --V for Vandetta

"People shouldn't fear their governments, governments should fear their people." --V for Vendetta

A good accountant knows that 2+2=4, a great accountant knows 2+2 equals whatever the hell you want it to equal. -me

FREE PANCAKES DOWN AT IHOP!!! - Mikey

The bueaty is in the eye of the beholder_ unkowen

Your face, you jack ass- Gibbs

"For Every Pity, there is a goodie."--Michael Blickley

you should quote me -rob

OONPAPAMOWMOW-random thing

Time heals all wounds- unknown

Time heals all wounds...but makes some worse. Like cancer, or internal bleeding, really bad break up can go under here to...so does stress- Connor Maginness

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- darth vader being a pussy

strive to be mediocre! -Harry Lowe


dyslexics untie -shirt

one by one the penguins steal my sanity- shirt

what wouldnt Jesus do?-shirt

if a tree falls ina forest and it hits a mime, does anyone care? -random

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, ms lewinsky -A liar


you people in the media [expletive] [expletive] [throwing chair] - bob knight

ide love to get in a battle of wits with you but you appear unarmed -shirt

fooly cooly? cooly cooly? fooly fooly cooly? fooly cooly like a new modality? -flcl

they look like cat ears- haruka

you dont have to bend time to get a marble out of a bottle.- me/joe palmer

Where is your god now- alex buttermore abou that creepy ass statue on the quad.

what if there were no hypothetical questions -harry

Gibbs, like i said in the begining, try to keep it to two or three quotes per page.

"We are the knights who say NEE!"--The Knights who say nee, (Monty Python)

"You may have the universe if i may have Italy."--My Dad's shirt.

"Who are these kids, and why are they calling me dad?" My dad's other shirt.

Well, I'd put down the lyrics to the Enormous Penis song, but I know people'd get mad at me... regardless of how funny it is... so without further ado... other quotes

"Volgaria: Living, breathing, whack-a-mole game" -- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Talking about the boss of the Fire Temple... and it's so true... it's whack-a-mole with a two tonne hammer... ^^ WOO!

"Be careful Johnny!" "I'm always careful... *hits head on pipe he's standing in* ow..." -- Johnny English

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ... *silence*... my ass! *forced laughter from all*" --Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (Evil Betty)

"Chosen one, just because a man goes "Graaggh" does not mean he is dead!"--Kung Pow: Enter the fist.

"Challenge my beliefs if you wish, but don't put words into my mouth!" (Myself)

"Set course, Mr. Paris. There's coffee in that nebula!"--Captian Kathryn Janaway, from Star Trek: Voyager.

Betty: "GENTLEMEN! From this day forward, you will refer to me by the name of... mmm BETTY! nyeheh... heh..."
Chosen One: "But isn't Betty a womans name?!" (said accusingly)
Betty:"NYEEEH!"
-- Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

"Ohhh! He got hit harder than an Iraqi woman trying to get an education!" --Kenny Blankenship (MXC)

"... or as part of a word, such as 'Inf*ckingcredible!' or 'absof*ckinglutely'." -- History of the "F-Word"

"One Raindrop Raises the Sea."--Second code of Dinotopia. From the Book Dinotopia: A Land Apart from Time

"Frankly my darling, i don't give a damn."--Gone With The Wind.

"Once you have their money, you never give it back." First Rule of Accusition.

The power of god compells you!-me

If I breathe then so will I some day die-me

If a tree falls in a forest and theres no one around to hear it does it make a sound?-old proverb