A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
Just like a woman, can never make up her mind.... :D
I read that silly joke to Phillip. He laughed, of course.
I said, "Phillip, that joke's not funny."
Still laughing, he said, "yes, it is."
I said, "You're gonna be wanting some supper before long ..."
He agreed he was beginning to feel a little hungry.
I said, "Sometimes a woman can become so exhausted trying to figure out why
a man thinks a non-funny joke is funny, she's too tired to cook."
Barely smiling now, he said, "Maybe that joke was only a little bit funny."
I said, "I was gonna make those fried chicken wings you like so much, but I don't know now ... Maybe a baloney sandwich would be better."
In a deadly serious voice, he said, "Jonelle, not only was that joke not funny, it was the dumbest joke I ever heard and I'm never gonna listen to another blonde joke as long as I live."
All Right! I headed for the kitchen.
A truth speaking man who is alway looking to keep harmony in the family, always does what a truth speaking man always does...He lies.
Phillip knows how to play the game. :ThumbsUp: ......
Hey Phillip,.... there was this blonde,.......... naw............ forget it. I'll tell ya after, Jonelle, makes your dinner. :D
Hey Kenny, did you and Phillip hear about the Miami Hurricane football team that is in trouble for supplying their players with money, cars, strippers and prostitutes....Tsk, tsk, tsk..
Is it true that Chuck is on his way down to Miami to try out for the team..??... :D :D :D ....... :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: ..... :dunno: :dunno: ..... :yahoo: :yahoo: