Anime Anonymous, Let the insanity begin

[Fear_and_Loathing]

Okay friends, I got this idea from an old forum I used to go on. The idea of this RPG is quite simple: Role-play as yourself (under your username, that is), and bring with you one friend from any anime/manga (e.g. Sanzo--Saiyuki, Haruko--Furi Kuri, Ash--Pokemon, etc.)--who you will also role-play as.

Example: I could role-play as Fear and Loathing (F&L) and Goku (from Saiyuki).
F&L: Hey everybody--lookie who I brung! *points to Goku*
Goku:Hello! =3
F&L: Ain't he kawaii? ^^
Goku: Uh...F&L, I'm hungry.
F&L: Well don't look at me. I too poor to buy food.
Goku: Oh, I see *starts munching on F&L's arm*
F&L: Ah!! Fine--I'll find food!

NOTES:
*Name the title of the anime/show that your friend is from
*You can only bring one friend
*Try to keep things PG-13-ish
*No huge flame-wars.
*No speaking foreign lauguages that nobody else understands *absently stares at Bunny Doll*
*You don't need a profile for the RPG
*You may join at any time (there's no limit on the amount of people who can join this RPG)


There is no real plot to this RPG--it's just meant for a bit of fun and a few laughs. It typically gets pretty random, but that's what makes it so entertaining. Enjoy!

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(I brung Hamtaro; from the anime: Hamtaro--because I'm a lunatic)

F&L: Huh...nobody's here yet.
Hamtaro: That's too bad...
F&L: (Holy flying tacos I'm talking to a hamster) Let's just bake some cookies while we wait.
Hamtaro: Yeah! =3

*Ten minutes later*

F&L: *stares down at burnt cookies* Uh....
Hamtaro: These look...er...interesting.
F&L: They're charcoal. Oh well! *eats nasty charcoal cookies while she waits for more peoples* Crunchy! <3
Hamtaro: (I think I'm gonna hurl...)

[Rini]

*glares at Fear* Hey, it was just that one time, okay? And you pissed me off somehow, so, why not vent my anger in Spanish? And people do understand Spanish, [I]pendejo/I]. (Don't translate that. =P)

Hm....who to bring, who to bring, who to bring....Ah! I know!


BD: *walks in with Kakashi from Naruto* I brought a friend! *smacks Kakashi* Stop reading!
Kakashi: ...But it's getting to a really good part...*continues reading*
BD: Huh? Really? *begins reading over Kakashi's shoulder*

[Fear_and_Loathing]

Hamtaro: *stares over at BD and Kakashi* Oh boy, a book--I love books! What's it about? =3
F&L: *finishes off the last charcoal cookie* It's about...pandas.
Hamtaro: What do the Pandas do in the story?
F&L: ...Many things, I'm sure.
Hamtaro: Heke?
F&L: Nevermind. Who wants to play dodgeball?! >=D
Hamtaro: I do!

(anyone else?....*hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*)

[Rini]

BD: Dodgeball! =D
Kakashi: Dodgeball...?
BD: *nods* Dodgeball.

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: Alright--dodgeball time!!
Hamtaro: Yay!
F&L: First things first...each team needs a name.
Hamtaro: We should be called the ham-hams!
F&L: (What the corn?...do I look like a hamster to you? -__-;;) Er...how about the surprise chickens?
Hamtaro: That sounds great! ^^ (What the corn kinda name is that? O_o...)

[Rini]

BD: What should our name be, Kakashi-sensei?
Kakashi: *busy reading in a corner* Yeah, that's great.
BD: *anime vein* STOP READING!
Kakashi: Uh huh. Sure...*reading*
BD: T_T We're doomed. Yes, our team name is Doomed.

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: Okay then--first match=The suprise chickens VS. Doomed!! Game start!
Hamtaro: *attempts to pick up Dodgeball...fails*
F&L: -__-;; (I should've brung Haruko...) *Picks up Dodgeball---and Hamtaro; throws it at Kakashi*
Hamtaro: (my partner's a crazy person!!) AIIIIIEEE!!!! O____O

((What happens to Kakashi? ^^...))

[Rini]

Kakashi: *gets hit* *turns around* What's going on?
BD: -_- Such a proper team name. *drops a ball on Hamtaro* Whee! 1 for 1~!

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: This is it...the finale between the team leaders. I must avenge my little hamster buddy!! (sevenfold!!) *grabs dodgeball, throws it into the air, jumps into air, kicks the dodgeball---which goes flying in the wrong direction, falls back onto the ground---breaks left leg* Nooooooooo!!! ><
Hamtaro: X_X

[Rini]

BD: *tosses dodgeball* *hits Fear on the head* *laughs*
Kakashi: ...? What exactly is going on? *looking at Hamtaro*

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: Well, at least I keep my rep as a loser... *crawls over to Hamtaro* hey buddy. Guess what? We lost. Now quit playing dead.
Hamtaro: X_X
F&L: ...*checks Hamtaro's pulse* Holy nachos, he's dead!! O_0... Oh well. Who wants to take me to a hospital? =D

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[Heaven]

Hamtaro: What is this place?...*looks around*
*Jesus suddenly appears*
Hamtaro: Who are you?...
Jesus: I am jesus.
Hamtaro: ...who?
Jesus: How dare you not even know who your own saviour is!! To hell with you!! *claps hands--sends Hamtaro to Hell*

[Rini]

BD: Um...I think Hamtaro's chilling with Techno Jesus now, Fear. Maybe we should...bury him or something...
Kakashi: *pokes the hamster* Poor thing never stood a chance...

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: (why on Earth did I bring a hamster?...) Yes, we should bury him. *crawls over to random patch of dirt, digs a small hole, tosses Hamtaro in, covers up with dirt---puts a random flower on top of the mound* Anyone wish to say a few words?... << >>

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[Hell]

Hamtaro: Whoa... Heke? Where am I now?...
*Satan jumps out of nowhere*
Satan: You're in Hell!! >:D
Hamtaro: Hell Michigan? =3
Statan: No.
Hamtaro: Are you sure?
Satan: Yes.
Hamtaro: Oh. Okay... Let's be friends!! *glmops Satan*
Satan: Nooooooooo!!!

[Rini]

BD: Um..we're gathered here todayto honor a noble and kind and adorably cute hamster. May he rest in peace and eat an endless amount of sunflower seeds wherever he may be.
Kakashi: ...Are we having a funeral for a hamster?
BD: Dammit, Kakashi, it's called respect for the dead!

[Fear_and_Loathing]

F&L: Wow...I guess he's really gone....*cries* (darn hamster...he owed me money...)

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[Hell]

Hamtaro: Friends forever! =3 *still glomping Satan*
Satan: *trying to get hamtaro off* Never!! Be gone you evil rat!!! *claps hands...*