Screming Sweatyitus Syndrome
Generaly found in teachers that teach high school maths class's for long piriods of time.
Some of the effects are:
- Advanced Skitsofrenia With Involatary Pychotic Nartistic Rage
- Extreme Paranoia
- Random Screaming
SSS is usaly found in teachers and triggered by high stress levels in the class room. Recent studies show that it is 90% most likely to occour in maths teachers.
Found in most high school maths teachers it is an increasing issue.
Studies show that it is being diagnosed in not only maths teachers; infact its being found in all types of teachers. In fact we are lead to belive that teachers, caretakers and bus drivers are all becoming effected.
A study conducted over three years in a high school maths class shows that the teacher who has now being diagnosed with SSS; the teacher had extream paranoia beliveing that the class was talking were infact they were dead silent. The teacher also had an issue with stateing "STAND UP" then instantly stateing "SIT DOWN" after. Also "Thats nonsens" was the teachers reply to everything.
Another case of paranoia was the belife that students were not allowed to use the tissues or go to the toilet ever! It was alos in the teachers head that they could hit anysutend they liked over the head.WARNING: USE EXTREAM CAUTION WHEN RESONING WITH A SSS DIAGNOSED PERSON!
After much experimenting no succesful treatment has been found!
Report By :
Jenko Corporation. Medical Study Labs