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 Shiny Melted Devonitus, SMD
Jenkins
Posted: Feb 5 2007, 09:47 AM


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SHINY MELTED DEVONITIS
A.K.A: S.M.D

CAUSE: High amounts of devon affected by U.V rays.

WHAT HAPPENS: When the sun attacks the devon it becomes a liquid form (only the thin top layer). Once liquified the liquid devon attacks the braincell called NOVED, this NOVED cell is what runs the cirulatory system, it temporarily shuts down and only constant rest will keep you alive!

TREATMENT: A cream prescribed by a SYCOLOGEST called ALPHASMART. This cream is to be rubbed into the devon that is left, the cream will work itself into the brain and kill the surrounding ("S.M.D") During the treatment the rest of the devon is to be covered at all times.

ESTIMATED TIME OF ILLNESS: 1 week+.


IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Only 12 cases in the last 6 years. You can only be affected by S.M.D if you have a devon. To prevent getting S.M.D when you go out in the sun smother your devon with tomato sauce and cover it in cling wrap then put foil over the cling wrap to reflect the U.V rays. If you eat lots of chicken you reduce your chances of getting S.M.D by 10%


©Leonard.H And Boris.S Research labs.




READ BELOW BEFORE EDITING PLEASE

This is important information and should only be edited if more recent studies have been made and more information is available.

Please Do not report this to be deleted! It is not nonsense and comes from very reliable sources the setting out of the information is different from the original report and some of it has been changed. It may sound really stupid and at Leonard.H and Boris.S Research labs we respect the decisions of others but this source is to be used by other people and needs to be published on a reliable site that the public can access.We thank you for your time reading this and respect your opinions to want to delete this but we ask you to leave the text as it is. You may edit it as you please by adding to the top or bottom of this information please leave this information as intact as possible.


This information is for the students of Bulahdelah Central School which has a teacher who has been suffering from S.M.D the mentioning of devon is for the convenience of the students who refer to the top of a bald head as a DEVON, the students at Bulahdelah Central School are not able to learn at the capacity of average children of their age and may be classed as "special" accept for a few students who can learn at the capacity of average children of their age.Therefore that is why we reffer to the top of a bald head to be a devon, so that the students know what we are talking about and they can understand the information.

Thank You:
Leonard.H and Boris.S Research labs.
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