SHINY MELTED DEVONITIS
CAUSE: High amounts of devon affected by U.V rays.
WHAT HAPPENS: When the sun attacks the devon it becomes a liquid form (only the thin top layer). Once liquified the liquid devon attacks the braincell called NOVED, this NOVED cell is what runs the cirulatory system, it temporarily shuts down and only constant rest will keep you alive!
TREATMENT: A cream prescribed by a SYCOLOGEST called ALPHASMART. This cream is to be rubbed into the devon that is left, the cream will work itself into the brain and kill the surrounding ("S.M.D") During the treatment the rest of the devon is to be covered at all times.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ILLNESS: 1 week+.
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Only 12 cases in the last 6 years. You can only be affected by S.M.D if you have a devon. To prevent getting S.M.D when you go out in the sun smother your devon with tomato sauce and cover it in cling wrap then put foil over the cling wrap to reflect the U.V rays. If you eat lots of chicken you reduce your chances of getting S.M.D by 10%
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This information is for the students of Bulahdelah Central School which has a teacher who has been suffering from S.M.D the mentioning of devon is for the convenience of the students who refer to the top of a bald head as a DEVON, the students at Bulahdelah Central School are not able to learn at the capacity of average children of their age and may be classed as "special" accept for a few students who can learn at the capacity of average children of their age.Therefore that is why we reffer to the top of a bald head to be a devon, so that the students know what we are talking about and they can understand the information.
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