Picture Wars was our longest running and most enjoyed forum game. I feel it's time to bring it back! Starting this new thread, we're going to ignore the old one and all of its contents--anything is up for grabs again! Here is a refresher of the rules from the words of Zetan:
"The concept is pretty simple: Post a picture, and the next person has to post a picture that can beat that picture, and tell how. For example:
Mouse
Cat eats mouse
Little old granny pets cat, distracting it
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks old granny
Internet fanboys swarm Chuck Norris
Soap cleans internet fanboys
You get the idea... the sillier the better, though make sure to keep things PG-13." And now, without further adieu:

Johnny Storm, the Human Torch