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Bob 121	Posted: Oct 30 2005, 02:35 AM
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Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Oct 31 2005, 09:24 PM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	If a tree falls down in the woods and no one hears it... does it make a sound? I MUST KNOW! -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bob 121	Posted: Oct 31 2005, 10:06 PM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	Well technically it does make a sound. I mean if a house blows up and a person dies and there's no one else around does that mean that the house is still intact and the person is still alive? Probably not. -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 1 2005, 09:51 PM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	Where do babies come from? -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bolter	Posted: Nov 1 2005, 11:48 PM
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Posted: Nov 1 2005, 11:59 PM

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QUOTE (Mr. Finkleburg @ Nov 1 2005, 03:51 PM)

Where do babies come from?

Babies come from a magical sky kingdom where they are grown on farms, much like how farmers grow plants on Earth. Once a cetain season is finished the babies are delievered via stork to Earth in batches that are often referred to as generations. Once on Earth they are and used as an energy source for oppressive machines that have conquered humanity and now subjugate them through a virtual world.

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Posted: Nov 2 2005, 12:02 AM

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QUOTE (Bolter @ Nov 1 2005, 05:48 PM)

Why does my mommy hit me.

Daily...

Your mommy hits you because she's possesed by Satan, run to church! You'll be safe there.

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Bolter	Posted: Nov 2 2005, 01:54 AM
Sentinel Group: Super Moderator Posts: 245 Member No.: 12 Joined: 9-May 05	I'm athiest. Will God not like me? -------------------- Note to selve... get my peoples to make the carrier bay doors open faster...

Bob 121	Posted: Nov 2 2005, 02:16 AM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	Hmmmmmm. I'm not sure I don't think that God will hate you just be kinda disappointed. Ask Finkelberg that one, he's much more religious and stuff. -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 01:36 AM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	Well... to an atheist there really is no God to not be liked by. I'll make a "Mr. Finkleburg defends himself" thread in the future... when I feel like typing a crapload of a lot. Until then I got a question on an even bigger mystery of the universe... When you put bread in a toaster... where does the toast come from and where does the bread go? -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bob 121	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 02:19 AM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	Well technically the bread doesn't go anywhere at all, it gets burnt and is then evolves into toast via chemical change. -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 03:06 AM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	You mean like evolution??? WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!!! TOAST IS IRREDUCIBLY COMPLEX THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY! -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bob 121	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 09:14 PM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	You got me. There's no fooling you. The real way toast comes into existence is gasp by being burnt! -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 09:25 PM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	-------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bob 121	Posted: Nov 3 2005, 09:27 PM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	I know. Shocking, isn't it? -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 4 2005, 04:05 AM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	What about fruit loops? Are they really different flavors? They all taste the same to me. -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

Bob 121	Posted: Nov 4 2005, 04:19 AM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	No fruit loops all taste the exact same way its just that little kids don't really care as long as its sweet so they never find out. Tell the world! -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Wood100	Posted: Nov 10 2005, 11:58 PM
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Bob 121	Posted: Nov 11 2005, 12:15 AM
Administrator/DIC (dude in charge) Group: Admin Posts: 1,446 Member No.: 1 Joined: 3-January 05	It's because most people's senses are dulled or that their minds are just saying a certain color tastes better than the others Well that or they're just stupid -------------------- "Guns don't kill people..... I do"- Crazy Redneck from UHF Google "French Military Victories" or "Failure" and hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Mr. Finkleburg	Posted: Nov 11 2005, 12:16 AM
Made from the best stuff! Group: Super Moderator Posts: 548 Member No.: 8 Joined: 9-February 05	Wow Bob. I wish I were as smart as you... -------------------- Hey you! Why are you reading my sig??? Stop reading my sig!!! You're not stopping. STOP!!!

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