Policy

[Adam Drucker]

Oh noes, the dreaded policy. This year's resolution:
"Resolved: The United States federal government should establish a policy substantially increasing the number of persons serving in one or more of the following national service programs: AmeriCorps, Citizen Corps, Senior Corps, Peace Corps, Learn and Serve America, Armed Forces."
Discuss!

[NickIluzada]

drucker: the ac shell is going to look like this-

plantext: the fed will increase the number of persons in Americorps by offering free cookies.

Solvency:
like 2189653491 ads on y oreos solve universal implosion and nuke war/nuke holo.
Harms:
THERE ARE NONE. pwnd outweigh everything ever. ROFL ROFL ROFL
Inherency:
this is a given...THEY NEED FOODZ ANYWAYZZZ O SNAP!

then we'll have answers to T. o snap!

nc: STRAIGHT REF EVERY ROUND

unless we run a cp or a k in which case we will actually have to do work and write up an nc shell. ewww

[Adam Drucker]

Don'tcha think the harms could possibly be being overweight? That could be solved by introducing DDR into schools.

[NickIluzada]

TRUF

[Aaron_Rubenstein]

Turn: Providing everyone Oreos leads to Thermo-Nuclear Holocaust. As well as other contributing harms.

Oreos are detrimental to the health of citizens:
1. They are high in fact causing people to become overweight and die from heart disease.
2. Cookies are high in Sugar putting a strain on Sugar market increasing prices making it un-attainable.
3. Eating High sugaR foods lead to Diabetes causing threats to persons life and straining the medical infrastructure of our country.
4. Making this huge amount of sugar will cause a manditory enslavement of the minorities, in order to meet the promised amount of cookies. The current labor force cannot provide enough workers to meet the demand.

Thus, as is human nature people will look to blame someone for their suffering. And who cantrols the government? Jews. (Pwn) So all of the Fat, Decrepid, Diabetic citizens and under-class slaves will storm the Nuclear missile pads and launch missiles aimed to destroy washington Dc the center of the Zionist brainwashing...finally eliminating all the jews from the face of the earth....not that i want that to happen or anything....what, I'm half jewish

(Meanwhile running the answers to phil spec and 5 T Vios)

-Just wait until my last rebut....hmmmm.... Answers to Answers of phil spec

with 1:30 left to make inside jokes involving Pokemon.

[NickIluzada]

LAWLMONADE

[MatthewSHerdman]

We already place excessively high tariffs on sugar, thus we already enslave all of the South American countries who rely on sugar for economic reasons because they need to produce at ridiculously low prices in order to compete and thus resort to wageslaving poor people. People already are fat. Thus we are in the situation described and the only solution is to nuke this half jewish zionist brainwasher who calls himself Aaron.

[NickIluzada]

DRUCKER, IT IS TIME.