Cafe de le Poke-netto, An offical copy

[CyberForte]

Cafe de le Poke-netto, an offical copy of the Cafe de le Serebii(I own it too ^^)
We here at Cafe de le Poke-netto will serve the finest food and drink to you, but if you SPAM, fight, or in any way violate our policies, our bouncers and secuity forces will throw you out on your ear.

Alert Status:

No alert

Policy:
No weapons or violence unless dictated by by the proper athorities.

No chat-speak or other bad gammer, 1337 is ok if you use the good grammer at least and please attempt to spell correctly.

Do not purposefully insult another partron.

Do not disrespect the staff or other partrons.

Do not Flame, SPAM, or break any other forum rules.

No profanity, hentai, or poronography


Cafe Alerts
Alert 1
4 Warnings
Alert 2
3 Warnings
Alert 3
2 Warnings
Alert 4
1 Warning
Alert 5 aka Extreme Prejudice
Anyone without stock is instantly banned for a voilation


Cafe owners and/or investors:
Owners: CyberForte
Investors: n/a
StockHolders(1 stock= 1/10000 of the cafe):


Banned:


Menu:

Roast Pork

Sirloin Steak(rare|medium|well done)

Soup(potato|French Onion|Black Bean)

Chicken Breasts

Bowl of Chili(beans|no beans)

Sanwich(ham on rye|turkey on sourdoe|roast beef on garlic bread|pepperoni on French Baggette)

Side(Potatos{mashed|baked|french fried}|Rice{White|brown}|Salad{ceaser|ranch|italli an})

So, feel free to come in and enjoy

[Lugia the Ultimate]

<<*adds fish to the menu*
Only the admins and mods shall be allowed to brandish weapons unless otherwise specified...


We have to protect ourselves, ya know.


Anyway...
*walks into cafe*
I shall have....nothing!
*sits down*

[CyberForte]

Me: What manor of fish should I add to teh menu?
Hotaru: Ohh, pretty purple skin....