Side note: I put TNT on and caught a Charles Barkley lol. They were talking about how many points someone had gotten in their career.
White Guy: "Well he has (some amount) of points."
Charles: "He pass me yet?"
WG: "I dunno, how many points do you have?"
CB: "I dunno, I don't keep track of stats."
WG: "Yes, he passed you. Anyway..."
CB: "(mumbling) Well he pretty damn good then."
This nigga is actually funny as hell.
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“See, cows live under fear and stress/Trying to think what’s gonna happen next/Fear and stress can become a part of you/In your cells and blood, this is true”
Latvian man hear knock at door. "Who is it?" ask man. "Is Potato Man. Am delivering free potatoes door-to-door" say voice. Man rejoice. "Oh! Such a blessing! This must be wonderful dream!" Latvian open door, man say "just kidding. Is Secret Police."