Nicole Johnson Writes Furry Erotica

I can't even fucking believe it


Flakes' body was a two-tone chocolate color, it made her look like an erotic dessert. Her chest was size C-25 and hips looked nice, her face and hair were beautiful.

Wave's body was purple but held a light beauty, Her chest was B-22 and hips were bigger but nice. Wave's hair was covering her chest but looked cute.


Amy's body was pink and quite young, Her chest was A-20 and hips had little to few curve. Her hair and face maintained her innocents.

Nadishko and Blaze's bodies were almost the same but height and fur color were different. Both had D-24 but Nadishko's hips were curvier the blaze's. The dox's lavender hair was loose but down to her thighs. Blaze's hair was lovely but messy.


"AHHHHHHHHHH!" the girls shreiked.


Big and the fellas kept quiet and fantazied about the girls and they're hot bodies. The girls blushed and all gossiped about the fella's bods.

"Oh, god...Knuckie was hot." Rouge mused. The girls all nodded. "Yea, but I think big's hotter. All that muscle....and something else..." Blaze purred. the girls nodded again. Big was one of the unfortuned ones who was seen, COMPLETELY! Nadishko giggled and sighed. "Shadow looks so hot when his all wet..." she giggled. Goldie was qiuet as was Flakes, they just nodded. "Storm is so cute when his in a panic." Wave said. Lura join them, She was an ice blue robin who was Jet's main squeeze at the time. She heard all about it and wished she was in they're P.E. class at the time it happened. "Aw shit, I wanted to see Jet naked.." she pouted.

Big's face was red, He wasn't going to hear the end of this shit. Gossip was like wildfire, once it started, it was a bitch to stop. Poor Shadow and Jet weren't ethier.


Holy fucking god. Lurid Sonic fanfic written by Nicole Johnson. You have got to be shitting me. I need an internet for this.

serious business

Crystalwell: and boredom just HAD to kick me in the ass tonight annnd we know what that means...(Eats some cheetos and sips ginger ale) RANDOM LEMON TIME, BABY!! ( grabs darts and grabs more cheetos) Let's try with my eyes closed! (Throws dart) Nya? Nadishko? oh wellz... Dice, show me the man! (throws dice) Tails? let's see..........How to do this one?



Nadishko lied down on the couch, she felt so comfy. She was tired from fine tuning the heroes weapons, she drifted off to sleep. Goldie walked by and saw the dox sleep, "Aww, Nada-chan's so cute in her sleep!" she though in head. She walked on by, bumping into Tails. "Oww, Goldie?" He asked. The pup put her finger to her lips, "Shhh! Nada-chan is sleeping, so keep it down!"She whispered. Tails nodded and smiled at her, Goldie hugged him. "Stop being so cute!" she said. She put him down and walked off. Tails often wondered about how Goldie could be so nice but scary the next, it puzzled him to no end. The young kitsune walked in the living room and saw her, sleeping in a peaceful state. Tails found her to be pretty, He took off her lavender colored glasses and saw her true beauty. "Nadishko is so pretty and she looks so soft too...." he said to himself. He felt an urge to touch her, She moved a little, making her shirt go up. Tails felt her tummy, she felt like a really fuzzy blanket. Nadishko sighed a little, telling Tails she liked it.


"Wow, she feels so warm too...hmm, I wonder if-eep!" he sqeaked. She shifted, her shirt rid up more. The eight year old saw her green bra, Her chest was E-24 and they looked soft too. He touched one and blushed, She made a new sound! It was nice so Tails continued to fondle her chest, the vixen halfing continued to moan involenturally. Tails felt so odd, he looked down and saw his 6 inch foxhood out. He removed her bra and saw just how big they were. He touched them more and then... he got a new urge, an urge to taste them. Tails lick the left and then suck on it, Nadishko moaned a little louder this time. Tails felt even more strange, He kissed Nadishko's lips. He got on top of her and put his cock in her mouth, The dox sucked him in her sleep.

Tails humped her face, finding this to be a wonderful feeling. He cumed 7 mintues later, she drank it and still didn't wake up. Tails wanted to see more, he pulled her pants down but left the skirt on. Sleeping or not, She was wet. Tails began to eat her out, he was enjoying this. She tasted so nice, like raspberries. The dox woke up when she climaxed. She saw Tails at her pussy, while tasting a banana like cream. She knew this creaminess before, "Tails, What the hell?" she said in a half pissed tone. Tails freaked and told his story, how innocent touching turned in to this, had her puzzled. The dox grabbed him by the hips, lifting him up.

"Well, let's finish what you started." She said as she sucked him off, Tails grabbed her head while feeling her tongue hit all the right spots. "N-nadishko! Gah!" He grunted. He cumed alot and almost fell asleep, "Oh no you don't, Tails. This is your fault so you better take care of it." She stated. She lifted her ass and wagged it. He grabbed it and went inside. Her pussy was like a warm, wet, tight cloth to him, She moaned lightly and drooled a little. He drilled her like mad man. She began to bleed, She maoned loudly at it all. His namesake began to propel while he rammed in to her. "Oh, Tails..." she howled. " Oh, Nadishko!" He huffed.

"Oh, Tails! oh,oh,OHHH!" The 17 year old howled at her loudest. "YAAAH!" He roared. He turned her around cummed on her breasts and in her mouth, He nodded off right away. "Tails? Are you asleep?" she asked. "I take that as a yes." She clean him up and herself, she put on her clothes back on and put him on the loveseat and she fell back asleep on the couch. Goldie Walked by and smelled around. "Hmm, dat's funny. It smells like a banana exploded in here." she shrugged and walked off. Nadishko smiled, she had no idea.

HOLY SHIT, my chest is gonna explode. I haven't laughed this hard since the Tim caricature in Chi-town.

Crystalwell: let's see, whohohohoho's my next victim? (throws dart) damn! Nobody home! I won't mind having Goldie again...fufufufufu....(throws second dart) Damn! ok, let's try four darts at once. Ha! (thorws all four darts) Nyo? Flakes?
oh, Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!
......Well, it wouldn't be a RANDOM lemon if I picked it, right?
My ass is soooooo going on the skillet if Flakes finds this out....
Well, let's choose a man! ( throws dice) Eh?
silver? talk about luck.... I really thought I had to use Charmy.... that would have been a bit odd... a 17 year old girl with a 6 year old guy.....

Weeelp! let's get a-crackin!


Silver was meditating, Some objects were floating. He heard moaning, it sounded like Blaze. Silver Consentrated more, The moaning got louder. The 12 year old lost it and fell, all the objects fell down softly. " Damn it! I lost my focus!" he cursed. Since he had been in this time period, he had lost his focus almost all the time with those constant moans everyday and night! And the real kick in the balls was he hadn't the slightest clue why they moaned. He had never been taught about sex, he was always eager to learn new things...

Silver walked though the hallway, The moans grew louder. "Is she hurt?" He asked himself. "No, Big's not the abusive type." He walked some more, He heard creaking and heard Big moaning now. He looked...

He saw they're gloves...

They're......CLOTHES?!

He saw them kissing, Both kitty tongues gliding and sliding on one other. They nuzzled and purred, "Oh Big-kun..." Blaze purred. Big grinned, He made a trail of light kisses. He stopped at her breasts, He began to lick them. Blaze placed her hand on the side of his head. His purring went though his tongue to her breasts, She purred and moaned while lightly clawing his head. Silver was in shock...He felt so weird. He just stood there and stared, luckly no one saw him. Big contnuied his trail to her pussy, He blew on it gently. "Please...." She asked. He smiled warmly, "As you wish, my princess." He said. He licked her pussy, She clawed him more. She moved to his cock, It was so large. She chuckled, " Is this why they call you Big?" she joked. Big rolled him eyes. Though out school, everyone asked him that. "haha..." he said with sarcasim.


He picked her up and placed her slowly on the tip of his 9 inches, teasing her. " I'm ready, Big- kun." she cooed. Big let her down and began to thrust into her hips, Blaze clawed his hips and big dug his into her hips, Both moaning and purring at they're loudest. "Big, I'm-" The pyro cat said. "Ditto!" the round tabby stated. Big went stiff and shot about a pint's worth in to her. Blaze cuddled and purred while drifting off. Silver ran off, Big gave a lazy smile. His big ears weren't just for show!Flakes was reading a book while rocking herself, She was rubbed her clit. She felt so ashamed but it was the only way she could cope with this house's......activities. It was Hero middle and high school all over again, She did this for so long that it was losing it's potency. She was using some lotion to help, the book she was read ing was a book about Masterbating: Myth and Facts.

"Myth: Lubracent can only work on girls. Fact: it works on men too. Myth: water doesn't work. Fact: Yes it does." flakes read out loud. "How can you get off on water?!" She heard a knock on her door, She had to stop midway. "Come in." She said. Silver walked in and sat next to her, Flakes felt tense. He was so cute but she was much older which meant she had to be more in control. She read about the prince of time, how he stayed the same age forever. She had a strong hunch that it was Silver because he traveled here from the future. Silver found her more ravishing today for some reason. Oh, did he regret the thing he did next.

"Ohh!" Silver found his hand, groping her breast. Flakes blushed and gave him a innocent look. " I-I didn't mean that!" He said. Flakes kissed him gently, giving them both they're first kiss. Silver and Flakes clasped hands, Flakes pulled him on to her. She helped him when he was fumbling her clothes, she undressed him with ease. "I'll stop if you don't want to, Silver." She said. He shook his head, he wanted to learn and they were both virgins. Flakes climbed on top and found his cock, 8 inches was right in her face. Silver had a nosebleed, seeing her pussy. She finally put it in her mouth, sucking on it. The 12 year old almost went blind with the sudden pleasure, she was good to him. He cumed after 11 minutes of head, She knew that he was young and she didn't expect him to be perfect. Silver stared at her pussy, all pink, warm and wet. He shoved his face in and licked her all in and out, she swallowed the salty and peanut-tasting cum.

She tasted kinda like chocolate, He began to suck her insides. The 17 year old cumed twice because of the power of the sucking. Silver backed her up, Flakes had second thoughts. She was gonna tell him to stop but it was too late. Silver rammed it to her, hearing a loud squish. "Uhh! she muffled. She cried softly, that hurt a lot! Silver sensed something wrong, "Flakes, are you ok?" he asked with consern. The collie move back and forth, giving silver the hint she wanted to contniue. He humped her pussy like crazy, Flakes turned over and crossed her legs around his waist. "yes...." she hissed. "Flakes, wait! you might get-" he was cut off, "I will love to bear your child if that happens, now cum and don't hold back!" She said. The 12 year old cumed all right and hard, 20 shots and it dribbled out some.

Flakes and silver hugged while drifting off. Both with smiles and red faces....

Wait did Nicole Johnson really write this? Where did you find it?

Oh... my god...

I have never been so confused.

She totally did. I found it on deviantart; the link is in the first post as "serious business". Enjoy

Wow...after actually reading some of that...I just...

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Don't know what to say...

Oh my god....


Oh fuck


oh man

DATS FUNNY IT SMELLS LIKE A BANANA EXPLODED IN HERE

..ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!









I just remembered who Nicole Johnson is.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

FUCK ME

Wait. What the fuck? That last one is about time travelling furry giant secks?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Poasting banana scented secks on /b/.

Mostly "Yiff in hell." Except for this one I'm fond of.

I thank you very much for spreading this around

this here is a corruption of lol.

In Anthonywordfilter Country, we call 'em "Queer Fucking Faggots".

Why wasn't this lolariously incriminating roflidence stickied?

I don't know. I think it's because it was so incredibly flabbergasting, I felt gluttonous giving myself the credit of a sticky.









Goddamn, though, what an amazing find. I should be promoted to Major Suck.

Nicole Johnson's DA account has more hits than mine.


An hero?

Y/N

Make a banana bomb and suicide bomb her.

DAT'S FUNNY, IT SMELLS LIKE A KAMIKAZE EXPLODED IN HERE

I dunno lol