Peter Parker is dead :sad: , and a new spiderman whos name is Miles Morales, An african-american and hispanic teenager, Who (like Peter Parker) is a nerd. So lets see what he brings to the table In marvel comics(forgot the name of the specific comic).

My childhood has been ruined.

I see no wrong in this.

I see a LOT of wrong in this. It's like killing Captain Falcon. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING STAN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A) Ultimate Spider-Man is dead. He's not the mainstream Spider-Man (who, at the moment, is a mystical being born from a cocoon who made a deal with the devil to erase his marriage and bring his aunt back from the dead).

B) Ultimate Marvel kills off people all the time. They had an event recently (Ultimatum) where like 40% of their characters died.

C) Yeah he's black, it's pretty coold.

D) Stan Lee hasn't written Spider-Man in like forty years and doesn't even work at Marvel anymore.

Did you mean cool or cold? If you meant cold then your a racist dick. Also he part hispanic.

Cool, though I suppose he's probably pretty cold too, I mean he is a nerd.

(Also being racist dicks is like at least 5% of this forum's humor source.)

We here at N5S transcend racial, sexual, religious and whatever 'sensitive' barriers modern society has set. We bash anyone and everyone, from black to white, from Christians to atheists, from gays to straights. We bash ourselves, even. I see no difference from bashing an entire set of people.

Do you feel more insulted when I bash your race or religion, or do you feel more insulted when I bash specifically you?

Why are you even insulted anyway? Anger is just a primitive response towards loss or expected loss, triggered by the limbic system (the ancient part) of the brain. It only seems more complex or justified because you rationalise it post-anger. You feel insulted because you consciously or subconsciously think that the statement has or may have taken something from you, that what was said to you may have some truth to it.

You automatically associate 'black' and any insult made by strangers as derogatory racism because your thoughts have been programmed to skip the extra phases of processing information. Black people used to be prejudiced and treated as a lower class of people, but with modern human rights to equality, such treatment has been deemed 'wrong'. While the act seems to have put an end to discrimination as 'right and natural', it has actually only redefined it as 'wrong and unethical', thus turning anyone who makes any racist comments, even in jest, immoral and offensive, and should be frowned upon by society, beaten senseless and lectured for hours until they change their ways.

What that ends up doing is STILL putting the blacks as a lower class whose rights need to be protected by the 'non-racist' people, and adding an extra lower class of 'racist people' to compensate, basically changing the graph from:

Non-black race: 100 points; Black: 0 points
to
Non-black race: 100 points; Black: 50 points; Racist people: 50 points

It's still a 100-point difference.

Just break down your thoughts a bit, break out of society's norm and chill, kiddo. We're here to have fun.

Wat the fuq?!!?

Well at least we'll get some interesting new Spiderman memes out of this.

Nah, nothing can replicate the dumb poses of the 60s.

Yeah the new guy will probably end up being boring to avoid making any waves.

My last name is Parker.

I am hurt by his death. His replacement? Sure, why not.

A black superhero? Sounds like an oxymoron. JUST KIDDING BRUV BLADE WAS AWESOME.

Don't forget Cyborg.

Hank Henshaw/Cyborg Superman/The Cyborg/Yellow Lantern/Alpha-Prime is stone cold badass.

But he's not as cool as Steel!

Who, coincidentally, is also black!



But, unfortunately, is also Shaq.

I meant Cyborg from Teen Titans.

Cyborg Superman > Cyborg > the Borg.

I'm still not sure what i think of them 'Reeboting' Spiderman, but this Poster is pretty neat~

IS THAT SPIDER JOHNNY?!

^ Err... huh? I mean... yeah! That's it! Good for you, Crazy! *pat, pat*

The movie reboot can't be any worse than Spiderman 3.

Oh yes it can!

I probably won't be.

But it could be.

Spiderman 3 wasn't That bad... well, it was Bad, but not bad enough to not be enjoyable. ^^
It annoyed me, though, that that Black Spider-Monster Guy (forgot his name) didn't have that Badass tounge he should have.

That's true, too much wimpy Eddie Brock face and not enough freaky Venom face.

^ Right, Venom, thank you! ^^ And that is very true. I expected it to be badass, but... it was kinda lame. -.-"

AND VENOM HAS MUSCLES!!!

WHERE WERE DA THE MUSCLES?!?!!?

Is this... like... canon? O_o

VENOM SMASH!

Nah, that's Marvel Adventures, Eddie Brock isn't Venom any more. It's Flash Thompson now and he's a good guy mostly.

^ Wait, that's Venom, too?!

Well, tbh, i know barely nothing about Venom. I thought it was a mutated spider-monster or something. ^^"

The Venom symbiote is an alien. It makes whoever it possesses stronger and, because of its time spent with Spider-Man, copies his spider powers to them. It looks like whoever it bonds with.

^ Oh, really? That's cool. I actually like him now~ XD

Though, lol, it doesn't fit very well as a little girl~ ^3^

At least Spiderman 3 got the origin right. The rest of the movie was meh.

HA no it didn't, the Venom symbiote bonded with Spider-Man on Battleworld during the Secret Wars when Spider-Man and the other major players of the Marvel universe were brought together for the Beyonder's personal amusement and to boost action figure sales. Spidey brought it back to Earth, eventually he realized it was trying to take over his body, and he tore it off while some stranger he'd never even met named Eddie Brock happened to be nearby.

Originally Venom was supposed to be a pregnant woman whose husband got run over by a driver distracted by Spider-Man and she lost her baby and went crazy. Brock really had no motive - all of his problems were his own fault - and it would have made a TON more sense that way.

:O

I know right? She-Venom would have been an awesome idea. They did it eventually but she suuuuucked.

WHOA

Yeah it was wicked classy.

^ Hmm, nope, don't like it/her at all... Venom should stay male. ^^

Speaking of that, isn't there, like, Spiderwoman, too? I think i saw some Comics of that sometime..