Ok, like it says, follow these, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

1) First up. SPELL AND PUNCTUATE CORRECTLY. I am NOT kidding here.

2) Don't over-react. One or two exclamation marks is ENOUGH. One emoticon in a post is ENOUGH.

3) Stay on-topic in more serious discussions. Don't hijack a topic about fish and turn it into a topic about bicycles. (A topic about cats or dogs or other pet animals, maybe, because there's some relevance to fish there.)

4) Bumping maybe allowed in the RP forums, unless it's your own topic and you have something important to say about it, anywhere else is an instant warning.

5) Do your own work. Don't take something from someone without their permission and call it yours. If you do want something from someone, ASK. THEIR. PERMISSION. AND. CREDIT. THEM. FOR. IT. You will be instantly banned if this one is broken.

6) Don't over-post. Nobody cares how many posts you've made. Don't post a bunch of topics in a row. Every random thought that enters your brain does not need to wind up on a message board.

7) Uhhhhhhhhhhh... Next rule...

8) Most importantly, THE INTERNET DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU. Let's run that one again. The Internet. Does Not. Revolve. Around You. If a topic slightly changes from what you were talking about, you may not scream "HEY YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT ME!" in a self-pitying whine. No, no we're not.

9) Your age is no excuse for not following any of the above. There are others your age here who can follow these rules, so you can do it too.

10) For the love of god people, there are some idiots who sneak around the age thingie and are too young or too easily offended to enjoy mature rated stuff. Please mark all topics that have Mature related content on her. And the posting of pornographic pictures is an instant 5th warning.

11) Mods are mods, you are not. We know how to do our job, and you moaning at someone that they've done something wrong, it isn't smart to give them attention. Just send me, or one of the other mods (When I get some >>) a PM with a link to the post that someone has done something wrong in and we will sort it.

12) The sigs can have a lot of stuff in them, yes, but no extremely huge page stretching pictures puh-lease!

13) Because of the controversy caused on the official MR forums about slash, I'm telling you, mark everything with slash content and slash haters can avoid it. Anyone going around and bashing slash haters get reported to me and I will deal with them personall-ay *cracks knuckles*

That's all for now, but will be updated if neccessary.

1 warning: 25% warning, no cool off period.
2 warnings: 50% warning, you'll be given a 2 day ban.
3 Warnings: 75% Warning, 1 week ban.
4 Warnings: 99% Warning, month ban.
5th and final warning: 100%, you're outta here.

Current warning status:
Nadda. Good peoples ^^