Stupid Quest: Interactive, A funny rp, it could be never ending

[shadow_metroid]

Ok this is the rules of the RP:
1. must add to story
2. must not get off-story
3. colors of characters cant be used for multible characters
4. NO MAKING UR CARACTER INVINCIBLE, has to be beaten sometimes

ok lets get started!

STUPID QUEST
by:shadow metroid

There was a kingdom where all intellegent soldiers died from el diablos. There was one who survived, his name was Private Rick Parts. Now private parts was a smart soldier but there had to be 3 other warriors of light smart and brave enough to go on this quest. So the king set up a tournament and so private parts signed up for no reason
i will sign up! This should be fun and i got the goddess blade with me
just then a man behind him chuckled and said
well put guv', but i got a weapon that could be the ultimate weapon
So then the strange man, lolboxlol took out a little orange box, and private parts said
Bah, a little box like that cannot compare to a weapon embued with the goddeses power
You shall see naive....

Who will be the other brave gladiators?
you decide!

[MetroidMaster]

*MetroidMaster walks up*
Ultimate Weapon eh? We'll see. I've dealt with knights like you guys before.

This is my BOOMSTICK! *Fires the arm cannon into the air*

Thinking: Hehehe, I love scaring Mideval people with that... :lol:

[Serris-X]

Stereotypical Hero with Amnesia and Ludicrous Longbow and Orange-magic Wielding (SHALLOW for short) Signed up for the contest, but can't remember why. All he seems to know is how to use a longbow and orange magic, and that he was summoned by some mysterious power to go on a quest of some kind. For some reason unknowable to the sane mind, he had a sudden urge to go find three other people, enter a contest, and go stop an ancient evil of which he had never heard until about thirty seconds before. He forgot where he heard it, though.

[MetroidMaster]

So. When does this torunament start?

I want to do my quest. :D

[shadow_metroid]

It will start............
right about no.....OMG A SLIME!
KILL IT!

private shoots his sword from a 12 gauge at slime

[MetroidMaster]

*Blows up the slime with a missile*

*Uses a jar*

*LoZ item jingle*
...YOU GOT RED CHU JELLY!...
This jelly has healing properties that can heal up to eight hearts.

*Looks around*
Who just said that oddly specific item description?

[Serris-X]

Challenge 1: Kill the Slime......

"ULTRA ORANGE LAUNDRY DETERGENT SPRAY ATTAAAAACK!"
A jet of orange soap flies from the outstretched palm of Shallow, somehow catching the slime by surprise despite the fact that Shallow had loudly announced exactly what it was he was going to do several seconds before the actual assault took place. The Slime bubbled for a few seconds, then vaporized, leaving behind some goo-soaked money it just happened to have been carrying. Shallow picked up the small, universally-accepted currency and, not knowing what he was supposed to do with it, held it proudly in the air above his head. A fanfare of trumpets suddenly blared behind him and he was startled, so he put it into his pocket and promptly forgot about it.

[shadow_metroid]

The tournament is startine!
HoHo! i am up first!

[MetroidMaster]

Yeah, but who are you fighting against? :blink:

[omega-ridley]

And as if on cue... and evil monster with 20 eyes pops out of the ground and attacks our unfortunate but handsome hero.

In his desperate struggle he releases the money ladden in goop, which despite his best endeavor still manages to mess up his hair - that took his 5 hours with 10 tubs of gel!
The monster reared backwards and screamed ...."

[Serris-X]

and I shot each of its eyes with a longbow. I figured, if it can't see me, it can't attack me. For some reason, this caused the monster to violently explode into about a million and a half little pieces and leave a small heart-shaped object lying in the middle of the arena. I walked over and picked it up, and felt much more energized as a little blip sound rang in my ears.

[MetroidMaster]

*Da na na naaaaa!!!* You got a Heart contanier! Your life has been increased by one heart, and you're hearts have been completley refilled!

"w00t!" Said MetroidMaster in his excitment.

[Darthzoomer]

Suddenly an odd contender showed up compelled by some unseen force to enter a random tournament sponsored by a king he had never seen and a country he had never heard of. He walked up with his slightly large sword (low emphasis on slightly) and started swinging it randomly hoping to impress someone somewhere...

[MetroidMaster]

*Shoots the odd contender*
Newbies...

[Serris-X]

"FLAME WAR!"

I then begin summoning fire in every direction, with no idea what I'm doing.

[Darthzoomer]

After the odd contender gets up from getting shot!, (yes he is cool enough to survive) he proceeds to use his sword to cut through the random flames that another is shooting off. However, he gets hit and falls. Then much laughing proceeds...

[MetroidMaster]

Then Murphy's law kick in, and the contender catches on fire.

Everyone starts laughing even more.

[Serris-X]

Then I pull out my longbow and fire it randomly into the air. Thanks to the law of gravity, there are now two arrows and a large flying creature falling toward the stadium.

[MetroidMaster]

The creature then falls into the Stadium, but it turns out that it is only a rock with the work "Monster" painted on the side.

The real monster then enters through one of the stadium doors.

[Serris-X]

Amazed at the fact that I have shot a rock down with an arrow, I do not notice the monster. I turn around and start to walk out of the arena when I hear a strange noise behind me....