Welcome to Laurel Canyon!

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox has signed on.

rock the cashbox: Pippiiiiiii.
rock the cashbox: Olliebearrrrrr.
rock the cashbox: Sisterrrrrsssssss.
rock the cashbox: Anyone?
rock the cashbox: My Sexi Man?
rock the cashbox: I know there are more people out there than Jason Allen Conrad who sits online in his spare time.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Hey Jase whats up?

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: Oh, you knowwww.
rock the cashbox: Listening to Ollie blare her music.
rock the cashbox: And starving.
rock the cashbox: Wanna go and get your big brother some food?
rock the cashbox: xD
rock the cashbox: What are you doing?
rock the cashbox: ...in the other room?

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Haha oh yes Ollie always has her music
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: As if go get your own lol.
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Nothing, bored wondewring what to do... No ones on and no ones home =/
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:I wonder where everyones at

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: I'd say there at a party.
rock the cashbox: But let's face it.
rock the cashbox: It's a Monday night.
rock the cashbox: And I would have been invited.
rock the cashbox: What, no getting up for your brother?
rock the cashbox: Mom made me go buy you and Ollie tampons, and this is how I'm repaid?
rock the cashbox: Never again, Pippi Longstocking, never again.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Well what are you saying I wouldnt be?!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: How Rude!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:Haha
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: well I didnt make you mom did soo ask her to get you food =P
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and I still loveee youuuu =]
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: So have any news for me?

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: If it's any party remotely close to the ones that have been thrown recently, you would not be there.
rock the cashbox: Especially if I have something to say about it, kid.
rock the cashbox: And if I see you at one that I don't approve of, Sasquatch Lexi is gonna carry you right out.
rock the cashbox: Got it?
rock the cashbox: Good. xD
rock the cashbox: And mom already denied me of food.
rock the cashbox: She said she gave me life, and now the rest is up to me.
rock the cashbox: Which, fortunately, I have passed on to you.
rock the cashbox: I'd like a large pizza, please and thank you.
rock the cashbox: And if by news, you mean Deanna, then, yes.
rock the cashbox: But the myspace tells all. xD
rock the cashbox: And so does our mother.
rock the cashbox: Which reminds me, Mother's Day is coming up some time in the future, and Dad said this year we can't give her any more "love". Apparently, that's cheap.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: I just know how to hide
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and that reminds me why wont you let me just have a little bit of a life
xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Like by maybe not giving Logan such a hassle and giving him a chance
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:and partiess...
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and No life is not passed on to me by you, you lazyyy
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and no I was just talking about news in general cause I knew you two were good newws, I called it!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Whats wrong with cheap?
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Im the baby dont I get to be cheap forever?
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and dont I have any say so if I wanna be cheap =/

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: You're my baby sister, and I know how parties are.
rock the cashbox: I've been too enough in my lifetime to know about what happens.
rock the cashbox: Sex, drugs, alcohol. Yeah, you're not gonna get that close to it.
rock the cashbox: And if you do, I'll be close by.
rock the cashbox: Even though if people are smart enough, they won't even go near you.
rock the cashbox: I've known Logan long enough to know he's bad news.
rock the cashbox: And don't give me the spiel about how he's a changed man.
rock the cashbox: I don't by it.
rock the cashbox: I'll tolerate him, but I'm not gonna take my eyes off of him.
rock the cashbox: Cheap is cheap. Dad says that mom needs something special this year.
rock the cashbox: Translation: We need to think up some sweet, big deal to make her cry tears of joy that she has the greatest son EVER.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Ive been to parties before Jase dont even think I havent
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:Thats where I met...
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Nvm
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and as far as people not coming near me Ill go near them.
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:Well any guy that dates me is bad news.
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: even if it was like Alex youd have a cow
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and he is changed. You just dont know
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and I trust him so =P
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Well you better tolerate him and that means nicely not the way I tolerated Ava
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: why son?
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: what about daughter???
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and I think we should throw her a cute little party and buy her a necklace with matching earrings
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: =]

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: I know you've been to parties, Pippi.
rock the cashbox: Trust me, I know.
rock the cashbox: And you can go to all the parties you damn well please.
rock the cashbox: Just know anyone that fucks you over is going to get their ass kicked by Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
rock the cashbox: I have eyes, kiddo.
rock the cashbox: Big hazel eyes.
rock the cashbox: And because her son is her favorite, did you forget?
rock the cashbox: He restocks the tampons.
rock the cashbox: Has an amazing girlfriend that his mother thought would be "perfect" for him.
rock the cashbox: And because he's going to go to college on a baseball scholarship so she and her husband doesn't have to pay.
rock the cashbox: That's why. xD
rock the cashbox: What is it with women and jewelry?
rock the cashbox: That's been done. We need something...out there, original.
rock the cashbox: Like skydiving. Or a hot air balloon ride. Or a helicopter ride. Or something.
rock the cashbox: ...Are you sure you don't wanna go get me food?
rock the cashbox: I'll love you forever.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Oh Really Mr. I have eyes, what parties have I gone to?
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and who was it that I met that I was going to mention bfore if you 'know'
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and trust me if anyone fucks me over youre going to be the first person I find well maybe
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: as if!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Everyone knows that the baby child is always the favorite.
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and you cant be her favorite!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: how could you be wanting to send her sky diving?
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: yeah youd make her cry!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: cry and pee her pants!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and the jewelrys easy!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: you already love me forever because if you didnt I would cry and we wouldnt be brother and sister anymore =P

[Jason Allen Conrad]

rock the cashbox: If I told you, kiddo, I wouldn't be doing a good job at watching you from the shadows.
rock the cashbox: I've got a lot of friends Piper. You go somewhere, and they're bound to see you.
rock the cashbox: Just remember that, okay?
rock the cashbox: This is Laurel Canyon and the rumors flow.
rock the cashbox: Which, if I hear any rumors that I don't like about you and your boyfriend, he'll be the first one I "talk" to.
rock the cashbox: And I was just trying to be creative!
rock the cashbox: Dad and I are going skydiving.
rock the cashbox: And mom already opted not to go.
rock the cashbox: She just wants to watch.
rock the cashbox: And mom's present shouldn't be easy.
rock the cashbox: Come now. Go the extra mile! She's our mother.
rock the cashbox: She's the number one woman in my life.
rock the cashbox: Or something like that.
rock the cashbox: You know, I could hate you and we'd still be brother and sister. It's in our blood.

[Piper Mackenzie Conrad]

.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.:Well you suck!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: its not your job to watch me at everything I do!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Well rumors are romours
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: not all are true Jase.
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and its not your job to talk to my boyfriend!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: thats my job and if I like whats going on then butt out!
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: See told you mom wouldnt go for that
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: Yeah Jase dont lie to yourself shes not the #1 woman okay
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: everyone knows that
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: and the partys better because I could bake a cake =]
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: If you hated me Id run away =[
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: so you dont hate me right???
.xx.Pleasantly.Piper.xx.: ='[

[Deanna Jean Arcio]

deanna_anna: And, to think that you two were getting along.
deanna_anna: What are you two doing IM'ing each other when you're just next door.
deanna_anna: Sillies.
deanna_anna: Piper, dear, babe, how are you?
deanna_anna: I'm sure Jason doesn't mean any of that.
deanna_anna: Right, Jason...?
deanna_anna: [=