Skytripsluh: AAAH! Me hates Metriod Prime 2! Dern it for being so pissy with it's puzzles!
Kalifla: I WANS IT!
Skytripsluh: A rant by Pete. Thank you.
Kalifla: *cries*
Skytripsluh: You know, the original wasn't too bad. I could figure out that one. Neither was Metroid II, III or IV.
Skytripsluh: But this and the original....
Kalifla: But it's...METROID
Skytripsluh: I know, I know....
Skytripsluh: AAAH! Screw the planet Aether. I want off!
Kalifla: <.<
Kalifla: *whine!*
Skytripsluh: A pity that Kraid isn't in this one, though.
Kalifla: Kraid wasn't in Prime 1.
Skytripsluh: I know. He's not in 2 either.
Kalifla: Ridley was always cooler
Skytripsluh: LIEZ
Skytripsluh: ...
Skytripsluh: Okay, yeah. He was cooler.
Kalifla: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Skytripsluh: Still, it would have been nice to see a Kraid.
Skytripsluh: But in the Original...I thought Kraid was cooler.
Kalifla: Pfah
Kalifla: Kraid's a spiky lardbelly. Ridley's a flying dragon thing that swipes you with his tail as often as he spew firey balls of doom on your head.
Skytripsluh: Ooh Fireballs? Cliched. Kraid was trying to impale you.
Kalifla: With BELLY spikes!

VincentX84: that would be cool
Kalifla: mmmm. Crono Trigger.
Kalifla: I named them all after DBZ characters once.
VincentX84: haha
VincentX84: one time I just went goofy:
Frog was YO!
Marle was @#@!
Ayla was Pycho
Kalifla: snrt

Hahaha, those are great...

(JanustheMage is me)
JanustheMage: one sex
JanustheMage: sec!
evangel7734: heh

Morod1020: Are you open Tuesday?
HiOctane00: religious homophobic dirty joke telling short guy

I did the same thing with DBZ names and Chrono Trigger
Crono - Goku
Lucca - Bulma
Marle - Chici (because there's only 5 letters to work with)
Frog - Piclo
Robo - #16
Ayla - #18
Magus - Vegta
:D :D :D :D

I have never done that... Odd.
But well, the characters are drawn by the same guy, so I guess it makes sense to name them after DBZ characters.

Adding onto Kals
Skytripsluh: AAAH! Me hates Metroid Prime 2!
VampirianVmx: I know
Skytripsluh: DAMN it and it's puzzles!
VampirianVmx: I can tell you hate it
Skytripsluh: I really stumped...and I'm not even a quarter of the way through.

Kujo needs DSL
Penguinboy779943: sory i was logged out
Kalifla: It happens
Penguinboy779943 signed off at 12:29:16 PM.
Penguinboy779943 signed on at 12:32:29 PM.
Penguinboy779943: remind me to stab pointy object into the eyes of the peale that invented aol
Kalifla: Hey Kuj?
Penguinboy779943: yea?
Kalifla: Stab pointy objects into the eyes of the people that invented AOL.
Penguinboy779943: thaks for the reminder
Kalifla: No probrem.
Penguinboy779943: so ever fix the bored problemo?
Penguinboy779943 signed off at 12:44:32 PM.
Penguinboy779943 signed on at 12:45:48 PM.
Penguinboy779943: if i were the hulk i'd be really green right now

Sworder2: I just got a card in the mail. Boy oh boy.
Kalifla: Maybe there's money in it
Sworder2 is no longer idle at 12:12:09 PM.
Sworder2: I doubt it. It's from my friend Nikki. She was Almond Moose on the forums for a while, and she's Waldorf Nikki on the Strange Things I post.
Kalifla: ...Maybe there's ham in it
Sworder2: "Don't you dare throw this card away!"
Sworder2: No, no ham.
Sworder2: That would be good, though.

Long one coming:

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<Kal> oooh
* MMXManiac is now known as Ashes
<Kal> Hi Flame
* Flame says hello to everyone
<Kal> Flame, meet Ashes
<Kal> Ashes, Flame
<Kal> Flame, Ashes
* Kal falls over

<Kal> Seriously, have you ever had the pineapple Waldorf gate salad without croutons in the penguin suit for the love of pie and a piece of the Triforce?

<Lucavi> My computer commands me to slaughter the infidels...
<@smiloid230> Running XP?

<Vile> Yes... Ho... you cannot resist the power of the dark side...
<Lollypop> Wh00t! I knocked up my wife!
<HighOctane> .......
<HighOctane> Okay redistracted
<HighOctane> What Trem?

<@Harp> If I want to use a complex series of gameshark codes to alter the text so that Zidane farts constantly, yanno, that's my business.
<Zidane> Thats cool Harp

<Gene> is "the Genotype is..." "Genetics" "the Gene is responcible .."
<Gene> i'm all "huh?"
<StormyD> <Gene> STOP SETTING OFF MY HIGHLIGHTS! <Teacher> What?

<Rust> Heh...build up a Nuke arsenal then switch your Government to Anarchy. <Other Nations> What was that noise?

<RickOShay> My computer just tried to print a WAV file >__<

<@Harp> Sleeping in half of my classes was vital to me staying awake in the other half :P

<Xeno> WHAT DO WE HAVE COMPARED TO YOU THAT'S BETTER?
<[Drum]> Accents.
<Xeno> BESIDES Accents and Reggae.
<[Drum]> DAMN IT

<Pishi_Penguin> DDR is the best RPG ever. :>

<Ozzyan> Hmm, how to change exit message?
<PDmon> Write /exit "message"
<Ozzyan> Thanks, PDmon.^-^
*Ozzyan has Left BnG*

<@HighOctane> Please. I sneezed once and Hell surrendered in order to stop my "biological warfare"

(Concerning the X-box)
<@RickOShay> 'Let's take a PC and take away scalability!'

<@iX> ... what planet are you living on, again?
<Xeno> I think they called it america, iX. :o

<@RickOShay> Candlelight makes my cooking look edible

SwiftWolvie: i just went and built a big snow fort
HiOctane00: productive are we?
HiOctane00: In case ze Germans attack us with Snowballs and the French surrender??

<Alphacat> Oh! Megacool music thingie I got Monday.
<Alphacat> Dungeon and Dragons: Midnight Syndicate - Official Roleplaying Music
* Shard rolls to save against LOSER.

<Veemon> Stupid broken key.
<Veemon> >.<

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<HighOctane> <Mark> Master is my friend. <Pete> You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you! <Mark> Not listening.....

<Leddicoat> learnin other languages is a waste of time
<Leddicoat> every1 shud speak english ^^
<HighOctane> You're right Leddi! Why dont you start!!

* V-mon is now known as Veemin
* Veemin is now known as Veemon
<Gao> Hm...
<Gao> Serious typo.
<Gao> Vermin is spelt with an "r". :P

<@Rent-a-Cop-Sai> AIM security
<HighOctane> AIM security?
<HighOctane> Robber113: Stick em up!
<HighOctane> Saiguard18: Not so fast!
<HighOctane> Robber113: OMG!! H4xx0r!

<Hexadecimal> Rick, You just made me pass Rootbeer out of my nose back into my glass.
* @RickOShay score! :D

<Forai> In soviet russia, Dead horse beats you.

<Iris> Damn, it's so dark suddenly here
<Xeno|CleaningXTRAVAGANZA> Finally discovered night, Iris? ;D
<Iris> ...Night, in the middle of the afternoon?
<Xeno> Hey, you just discovered it. Naturally you have to work out the kinks.

<HighOctane> Random Quote: <Hinoryu> As long as there are quotes, I will be quoting them

<Hinoryu> In Soviet Russia, Ran kills YOU!

* Kamilion makes HighOctane a prime minister
* HighOctane is poked in the prime rib

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<Zim> Meh, there's an advert here for sanitary towels where this woman is clambering over a row of seats in a cinema to get to her seat and it says "Warning. Only attempt this with Kotex.". I can't imagine what would happen if she hadn't used that brand. Some sort of Kill Bill-esque spraying of the audience, presumably.

<[Drum]> I get to blow up people who yell at me in foreign languages.
<[Drum]> Its the American Way.

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<Styrofoam> Holy nomenclature, Batman!

<g29|sleep> OH SHIT!
<@Imitarate> Gratuitous cursing!
<HighOctane> Insincere shock!~
<@Imitarate> Muttered reprimand....
<HighOctane> Indignant response.
<@Imitarate> Exclamation denoting recalcitrance!
<HighOctane> Reciprocation of sarcasm.
<@Imitarate> Threat of violence.
<HighOctane> Insincere apology
<@Imitarate> Abuse of power!
<HighOctane> Sentence cut of
<@Imitarate> Post-rage guilt...
<HighOctane> Short lived grudge.
<@Imitarate> Abandonment of duties.
<HighOctane> Attention shift to shiny object.
<@Imitarate> Intermittant resurfacings.
<StormyD> Hmmm...HighOctane and Imitarate are up to something...but what?
<@Imitarate> Declaration designed to confuse.
<HighOctane> Evil plotting.

HiOctane00: What quest?
Morod1020: The one we're on
HiOctane00: Which is?
Morod1020: Retrieving tools from an assassin
HiOctane00: Ive been playing WoW and been cramming for school
Morod1020: At least you've got an excuse this time
HiOctane00: I dont need an excuse to forget things!!
Morod1020: ........okay. It doesn't make you look dumb this time
HiOctane00: I dont need a reason to look dumb!!
HiOctane00: .....

[17:38] Mophtran: Stupid Fo', now you ain't no mo'!
[17:38] kalifla: It's Foe, but yeah :)
[17:38] Mophtran: shhhh
[17:38] Mophtran: Fo' looks bettar
[17:38] kalifla: Not really
[17:38] Mophtran: <.<
[17:38] Mophtran: Yes it does.
[17:39] kalifla: Not really...
[17:39] Mophtran: <.<
[17:39] Mophtran: To me it does
[17:40] kalifla: *noogie*
[17:40] Mophtran: AHHHHH!!! IT BUUUUURNS!
[17:40] Mophtran: *nuclear noogie*
[17:40] kalifla: My noogie power level far exceeds yours, silly human!
[17:40] Mophtran: I have trained under master nogiin! He has taught me this.
[17:41] Mophtran: NOOOOOOOGIIIEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOGGGGIIIIEEEE!!! AAHHHHHH!!!! *grabs your head in a choke hold and noogies you scalp away*
[17:41] kalifla: *twists in a feat of Shaolin skill and counternoogies!*
[17:42] Mophtran: *fartnoogie*

I swear my purpose in life is confusing/annoying people.

<Maple_Euron> I'm happy to have been of some small smidgeon of helplies this christmas eve.
* KalSD3 huggles :D
<Maple_Euron> *The usual procedure of screaming and yelling in a high-pitched tone to 'getitoffgetitoffgetitoffame'*
<KalSD3> *noogie*
<Maple_Euron> Whah?
<Maple_Euron> What?
<KalSD3> heheh
<Maple_Euron> What?
<KalSD3> I think my work is done here.
<Maple_Euron> Oookay.

Not allowed on IM. BUT DAMMIT I WISH I WAS!

Mophtran: Yay?
Kalifla: heheheh
Mophtran: Javascript whors.
Mophtran: whoes*
Mophtran: ...
Mophtran: I can't spell right now.
Kalifla: You can spell ever?
Mophtran: SHUT UP! *runs into the corner and cris*
Mophtran: ...
Mophtran: GOD DAMNIT! Time for untelligible things!
Mophtran: hjsdhshkjdhahwlehwuahlshdaweqyuwioeqweq
Mophtran: sanrtnaskdyueitwoxtfbe;ao
Mophtran: *breathes hard*
Mophtran: *bashes face into keyboard a few more times*
Mophtran: gtiao8ahbuy8ufas6i7tljasytui
Kalifla: *patpat*
Mophtran: *bites the head off a chiecken*
Mophtran: ...
Mophtran: I need some caffiene.
Kalifla: bwaha!

I only woke up three hours ago.

Crazy Mophtran and his crazy ness.!!!!!

My craziness? Since when does one need to put a period before five exclamations?

It's there because i was too lazy to edit it out. That and originally i didn't have them there but i put them there for no reason.

Discussion involving the third Fanteenstic Four fic:
Reckless Guitar: now anyway, I want to see some sex scenes
Reckless Guitar: is that more like it?
Reckless Guitar: hehe
VincentX84: gah!!!
VincentX84: hahahahaha
VincentX84: :-D
VincentX84: :-)
VincentX84: :-D
VincentX84: hahahaha
VincentX84: LOL
VincentX84: I can't stop laughing now

Note: that's the guy I based Brad off of ^_^

jamieand123: eeey
Kalifla: ZOMG THE FONZ!
Auto response from jamieand123: I am currently away from the computer.

jamieand123: Yes!
Kalifla: What is UP?
jamieand123: The SKY!
Kalifla: And me in my pretty pretty pretty jetpack
jamieand123: What's goin' down?
Kalifla: ...
Kalifla: Too easy. Waaaaaaaaay too easy.
Kalifla: Damn you Delta!
jamieand123: What? EW! NO!
jamieand123: DAMN YOU DELTA!
Kalifla: XD
jamieand123: Man, I havn't heard a dirty responce to "what's goin' down" since grade seven
jamieand123: Damn you delta!
Kalifla: You must have it easier over there, then.
Kalifla: I've heard it...well, everywhere, even in college. :P
jamieand123: Ah hah
jamieand123: Maybe it's because I hang out with mainly guys who aren't jerks
Kalifla: Lucky you!
jamieand123: I am a very lucky man, yes.
Kalifla: Lucky like a fox
jamieand123: With the baby
Kalifla: And the strap-on
jamieand123: All in a magic wishing well
Kalifla: Roight. Whatcha up to?
jamieand123: I just woke up abour 20 minutes ago, and I was going to get bercfast, but my dad was painting the kitchen, so I didnt bother
Kalifla: Why the kitchen?
jamieand123: We just had our old one ripped out an a new one put in
Kalifla: The whole thing? You can do that?
jamieand123: pretty much
Kalifla: Coool
Kalifla: Did I tell ya I bought PoP2?
jamieand123: nope!
jamieand123: it good?
Kalifla: erm
Kalifla: No
Kalifla: Do you read P-A?
jamieand123: Yes,
jamieand123: "I smoulder with generic rage"
Kalifla: It's true!
jamieand123: Curses!@
Kalifla: Aaaand...it's just so horrible! There's the basics of a REALLY good game in there, but you can tell they tried their best to FUNimationize it!
Kalifla: Y'know - appealing to a rapidly-disappearing young tween demographic.
jamieand123: Bah!
jamieand123: "We have a great game!"
Kalifla: Fighting is pretty solid, yes...but that's IT.
jamieand123: "Wanna fuck it up?"
jamieand123: "Okay!"
jamieand123: Dang. :-(
Kalifla: XD Yes. That's how it went, though I imagine dick jokes and a comparison to a paper towel roll were used.
jamieand123: XD
jamieand123: Brb, I'm going to go off and shave my chinny chin chin
Kalifla: And you do fight EVERYwhere
Kalifla: *collects the shavings to make a closet shrine*
jamieand123: Okay, brb!
jamieand123: Alright! Now people will ask me for my ID in bottle shops again!
Kalifla: Huzzah!
Kalifla: Wait, you go in those?
jamieand123: With Nick and Luke when they decide that want some boozage
jamieand123: Nick and IO were leaving then the lady tells us to stop
jamieand123: locks us up and down
jamieand123: and then points to me
jamieand123: and says "I need to see some ID"
jamieand123: I tell her I have none
Kalifla: snrt
jamieand123: and she says "Then I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
jamieand123: WHEN I WAS ALREADY LEAVING!
Kalifla: Silly lady!
jamieand123: And just to me!
jamieand123: Not the supreamly hairy Nick, nooo!
Kalifla: He's that hairy? Really?
jamieand123: He's a freakkin bear
Kalifla: ...
Kalifla: Greeeeat. You gave ME a comic idea.
jamieand123: Hahah!
jamieand123: I'm sneaky like that
Kalifla: Evile!
Kalifla: You force me to make vulgar jokes at you!
jamieand123: Oh no!
Kalifla: And mention the word "underpants"!
jamieand123: Oh no! Not the unmentionables!
jamieand123: that you just mentioned
Kalifla: Boogers!
jamieand123: EEEK!
Kalifla: Scream, girlyman, scream! In New York, NO ONE can hear you scream!
Kalifla: *has dropped her mind, starts scrabbling around the floor looking for it*
jamieand123: Yeah, I hate it when it just wedges its way out
jamieand123: brbz!
Kalifla: "Never trust an Aussie when he says BRB!"
jamieand123: Who said that?
Kalifla: Nobody. You're all alone and chatting in Notepad again.
jamieand123: DAMNIT!
jamieand123: I ALWAYS do this!
Kalifla: Stupid!
jamieand123: I's more embarresing when I find out im in notepad after a cyber session.
jamieand123: It's all like "woah, what the hell"
Kalifla: Well, that just makes it masturbDAMMIT DELTA!
jamieand123: WE WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!
Kalifla: YES!
Kalifla: ...So...
jamieand123: We should tie him to a railroad track!
jamieand123: In an unerotic fashion
jamieand123: That'll show him!
Kalifla: Totally
jamieand123: and probobly kill him in the long run.
jamieand123: But defienently show him!
Kalifla: Mmhmm
jamieand123: hooray for my friends!
jamieand123: "Hello?"
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Hello!"
"Who's this?"
"..."
"You are a very beautiful man."
"Oh! Hi justin!"
"Damnit! How did you know it was me?!"
Kalifla: XD
jamieand123: ^__^
jamieand123: Justin rocks
Kalifla: Totally.
Kalifla: Is he there?
jamieand123: yesterday, when I went into EB, it totally bowed down to me in front of a buncha coustomers and said "I greet you, my leige!"
jamieand123: nope, he's at his plcae
Kalifla: oh
jamieand123: *place
Kalifla: I like him :D
jamieand123: Me too!
Kalifla: Can I tape you two having sex?
jamieand123: We walks around town dressed as eaither a pirate or a samuri
jamieand123: Buh?!
Kalifla: Ack! Damn you, DeltaBlast!
jamieand123: DAMN YOU DELTA!
Kalifla: That's definitely quotable...
jamieand123: lol
jamieand123: Everything is delt's fault, it would seem
Kalifla: Yes!
jamieand123: If we threw in in a volcaino, woild hunger would be stopped!
jamieand123: somehow!

Kalifla: :D Your hero is Static!
Penguinboy779943: lol yea
Kalifla: *noogie!* Man, you're the first on the boards to like 'im. But tell me, do you have gaydar?
Penguinboy779943: yea...for some reason it rings every time gear walks into the shot...
Kalifla: I knew it! Paul still doesn't believe me.
Kalifla: Man has no gaydar.
Penguinboy779943: its obvius
Kalifla: Totally

Men may not have a gaydar, but they definately have a hoe-dar.

me and my brother were having a fight. hes soulgamerlegacy321 (my old sign in) and im the disturbing looking animal

soulgamerlegacy321: hello?
evilwolfinbikini: yay!
soulgamerlegacy321: it worked
evilwolfinbikini: You know my powers, and don't know yours...
soulgamerlegacy321: I know an't it funny
evilwolfinbikini: so type it already
soulgamerlegacy321: ok... wait a sec
evilwolfinbikini: HURRY UP!
soulgamerlegacy321: ability to have keen senses like spider-man...ability to make metal objects from my hands and arms.this is what i got right now so stop bothering me.
evilwolfinbikini: ...
soulgamerlegacy321: thank you.
evilwolfinbikini: *punches micheal in the face*
evilwolfinbikini: thought you had heightened senses
soulgamerlegacy321: picks robert up by his neck and punches him in the balls
evilwolfinbikini: *creates an electric current through micheal arms.
soulgamerlegacy321: through your balls nasty.
evilwolfinbikini: the neck dumbass
soulgamerlegacy321: good because i was scared for a sec.
evilwolfinbikini: dumbass
evilwolfinbikini: *kicks micheal in the nads*
soulgamerlegacy321: makes his balls metal.
evilwolfinbikini: your a disgusting little boy. no more nads
evilwolfinbikini: *uses mod powers to make each other ball less*
soulgamerlegacy321: i am no longer a man give them back.
evilwolfinbikini: no
evilwolfinbikini: *takes out a gun and starts shooting
soulgamerlegacy321: uses power to doge them and picks up a metal pipe and sticks it up his butt ( didn't want to use a body part)
evilwolfinbikini: your godmodding
evilwolfinbikini: your taking an action and putting it through without the other person trying to do something
soulgamerlegacy321: sorry i don't have a weaknees yet and i'll try not to do it anymore ok.
evilwolfinbikini: *slappage*
soulgamerlegacy321: awwwwwww.
evilwolfinbikini: *continues shooting*
soulgamerlegacy321: gets hit in the leg and rolls over.
evilwolfinbikini: HAH!
evilwolfinbikini: oh and guess what?
soulgamerlegacy321: what
evilwolfinbikini: *points the muzzle of the gun at his own head and pulls the trigger*
evilwolfinbikini: *the body drops, slumped over*
soulgamerlegacy321: huh...
evilwolfinbikini: *a clone beams down right next to the dead body*
evilwolfinbikini: HAH!
soulgamerlegacy321: i pick him up with a spatula and flips him over into the mud
evilwolfinbikini: *jumps off the spatula before it hits the mud
soulgamerlegacy321: makes a m60 with one hand and bullts with the other and starts shooting "dodge this motherfu@#$%
evilwolfinbikini: *just stands while the bullets whiz past him*
evilwolfinbikini: your a bad shot
soulgamerlegacy321: puts a scope on and shoots again
evilwolfinbikini: *creates an electrical force field and stopes the bullets in mid air.*
soulgamerlegacy321: thanks to my new power ( cures wonds withen a certen time period) my leg is better
evilwolfinbikini: well than, how bout multiple wounds?
evilwolfinbikini: *sends the bullets straight back at the same speed*
soulgamerlegacy321: uses earth powers to make a beam of earth infront of him to stop the bullets from hitting me
evilwolfinbikini: ...
evilwolfinbikini: *creates a sword and rushes*
soulgamerlegacy321: I a'm weak from makeing thepiller so instead of attacking i dodge the sowrd.
evilwolfinbikini: *kicks at him in the face*
soulgamerlegacy321: gets hit and screams mommy
evilwolfinbikini: Mom can't help you now!
soulgamerlegacy321: noooooo
evilwolfinbikini: *stomps some more*
soulgamerlegacy321: clamps your foot with metal and flips you then will in air hit you into the groud
evilwolfinbikini: *ouch
soulgamerlegacy321: hahahahahahahahahaha.
evilwolfinbikini: *SLAPPAGE*

I used the singular to refer to Paul, not all of mankind. Several obviously have it. :D

SchoolDaze55 signed off at 11:01:27 PM.
SchoolDaze55 signed on at 11:01:51 PM.
SchoolDaze55: woo!
SchoolDaze55: happy new year(my computer automatically resets)!
Kalifla: XD
Kalifla: Woo!

VampirianVmx: Hello!
Kalifla: Hello!
VampirianVmx: New Year is upon us
Kalifla: Like an angry monkey on a cheesecake
VampirianVmx: Yep....
VampirianVmx: ....Wait,What?
Kalifla: I like garlic.

Kalifla sounds like Cosmo.

jamieand123: I got the new version of Trillian
Kalifla: Wuzzido?
jamieand123: Im still figureing it out
jamieand123: sp far it looks diffrent
Kalifla: bwah!
jamieand123: and underlines every second word with a link to wikipedia
Kalifla: XD For rizzle?
jamieand123: My nizzle
Kalifla: Did it underline those?
jamieand123: nope
jamieand123: It undelined oatmeal though
Kalifla: Curse you, Trillian! No tasty breakfast treats for you!
jamieand123: Curse Trillian breakfast and for you got underlines
Kalifla: For you??
jamieand123: yes
Kalifla: Shut 'er down, Martha. She's sucking mud.
jamieand123: 'er Martha sucking and mud that time
Kalifla: 'er??!?
jamieand123: yup

jamieand123: Eeerg! I've been waiting 10 or so hours so I can connect to some guy and download the final 32kb i need of Cartoon all-stars to the rescue >_o
Kalifla: dude. You're downloading that?
Kalifla: The one with the Bush anti-drugs thing?
jamieand123: Darn skippy I am
jamieand123: It has mikey! And garfeild! and Alf! And the smurfs! And the chipmunks!
Kalifla: But Jamie...
jamieand123: Yes, Kal?
Kalifla: It has Mikey, and Garfield, and Alf, and the Smurfs, AND the Chipmunks!
jamieand123: I KNOW! :D

Kalifla: And do you know how many Casey fangirls I know now?
jamieand123: no?
Kalifla: A LOT!
jamieand123: lol
Kalifla: I blame his rock-hard abs, long hair, and low I.Q.

Mophtran: :o
Mophtran: What's up with the no handshakey uncley thingie?
Kalifla: ^)~
Mophtran: Trust me, I need to know, the possible nasty implications are too much to bear.
Kalifla: bwahahaha! SUFFER!

If any of you remember in IRC when I turned Optimustoe into a doll this is the chat where it happened. I found it when cleaning the computer.....Prepare,It is long!

[15:05] <VincentX> did you boot us?
[15:05] <HighOctane> eyyyep
[15:05] <VMX> yes he did and i wont hit the sleeping man
[15:05] <VincentX> why?
[15:05] * Optimustoe is silent as a mouse
[15:06] <VMX> Htting the sleeping
[15:06] <HighOctane> cause you hit the sleeping man
[15:06] <VincentX> oh
[15:06] <VMX> I wont do it anymore
[15:06] * Optimustoe puts down energon cube
[15:06] <Optimustoe> aww man
[15:06] * VMX points to toe
[15:07] <VMX> Can i hit him?
[15:07] <VincentX> haha
[15:07] <VMX> If i can't it wont
[15:08] * HighOctane goes back to sleeping (oooor is he?)
[15:08] <VincentX> haha
[15:08] <VMX> DARG IT!
[15:08] * Optimustoe shutters in fear
[15:08] <Optimustoe> *shudders*
[15:08] <Optimustoe> I hate english
[15:08] <VincentX> me fail english? that's unpossible
[15:09] <VMX> (thinks)if I hit him i get booted or if i bother him i get booted
[15:09] <VincentX> I was hitting Havoc
[15:09] <VincentX> no High
[15:09] <VincentX> not High
[15:09] <VMX> but if do this....
[15:09] * VMX slaps Optimustoe around a bit with a guppy
[15:09] <VincentX> hahaha
[15:09] <Optimustoe> Grrrr
[15:09] <VincentX> how did Havoc become an op?
[15:10] <VMX> Kal
[15:10] <VincentX> confusion
[15:10] <VincentX> ah
[15:10] * Optimustoe throws an energon cube at VMX
[15:10] <VMX> So i dont get booted
[15:10] * VMX slaps Optimustoe around a bit with a guppy
[15:10] * VMX slaps Optimustoe with a Guppy Fish
[15:10] * Optimustoe slaps VMX around a bit with a large trout
[15:10] * VincentX sits down and eats popcorn
[15:10] * VMX slaps Optimustoe with a pickled Herring
[15:10] * Optimustoe hits VMX with a brick
[15:11] * VMX grabs Vincent and throws him at toe
[15:11] <VincentX> aaaahhhhhh
[15:11] * Optimustoe hits VMX with a frozen Megakrillin sprit
[15:11] <VMX> STOP USING DBZ
[15:11] <VincentX> Ka
[15:11] <Optimustoe> awww
[15:11] <VincentX> Me
[15:11] <VincentX> Ha
[15:11] <VincentX> Me
[15:11] <VincentX> HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[15:12] * Optimustoe punches Vincent
[15:12] * VincentX fires massive blue beam at Toe and VMX
[15:12] * VMX fires Me-hadoken
[15:12] <VMX> WHEEEE
[15:12] * Optimustoe hits Vincent with DOUBLE CYCLONE!
[15:13] * VMX flys through the air
[15:13] * VincentX runs away
[15:13] <VMX> lallalallamallalala
[15:13] <VMX> GET HIM
[15:14] * Optimustoe runs after Vincent
[15:14] * VMX swoops down and grabs Vincent
[15:14] <VMX> YAY
[15:14] <Optimustoe> I have potatos and I KNOW how to throw them
[15:14] * VMX punches toe
[15:14] <VMX> don't say that
[15:14] * Optimustoe rubs face "OW"
[15:14] <VMX> you'll give away your secret
[15:15] * VincentX backhands VMX, hits ground next to Toe, sweeps Toe and does three back flips
[15:15] * Optimustoe performs a red kick
[15:15] <VincentX> what's that?
[15:15] * VMX grabs vincents popcorn
[15:15] <VMX> Mine!
[15:16] <Optimustoe> Kyo's red kick is a back flip kick from the air
[15:16] * VincentX punches VMX in face then kicks him in stomach
[15:16] * VMX slaps toe
[15:16] * VincentX grabs popcorn
[15:16] <VMX> stop doing that!
[15:16] <VincentX> mine
[15:16] <VincentX> haha
[15:16] <VincentX> ah
[15:16] * VMX grabs popcorn
[15:16] <VMX> MINE
[15:16] * VMX runs
[15:16] <VincentX> Mine
[15:16] <VincentX> mine
[15:16] <VincentX> mine
[15:16] <VincentX> mine
[15:17] * Optimustoe grabs a cantolope
[15:17] <Optimustoe> MINE
[15:17] * VincentX fires a grappling hook that catches VMX
[15:17] * VMX throws the popcorn
[15:17] <VincentX> MY PRECIOUSSSSS
[15:17] * VMX backhands vincent
[15:17] * Optimustoe holds the cantalope above his head
[15:17] * VincentX kicks VMX in head
[15:17] * VMX runs and grabs popcorn
[15:17] <Optimustoe> BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!
[15:18] <VincentX> the hell?
[15:18] <VincentX> scary
[15:18] * VMX throws popcorn at toes cantalope
[15:18] * Optimustoe throws cantalope at vincent's head
[15:18] * VincentX grabs popcorn and runs off
[15:18] <VMX> BOOYA
[15:19] * VMX runs after Vincent and tackles him
[15:19] * Optimustoe flys into the air after VMX screaming
[15:19] * VincentX is now known as BigO
[15:19] <Optimustoe> RARG!!!!
[15:19] <Optimustoe> feldagriph!!!
[15:19] * BigO looks down at tiny VMX
[15:19] <Optimustoe> SMASH!!!!
[15:19] * BigO steps on Toe and VMX
[15:20] * VMX -grabs popcorn and runs to a cliffside
[15:20] <VMX> if you want the popcorn
[15:20] * BigO chest opens and missiles fly and blow up VMX
[15:20] * Optimustoe is squished on the mountain side
[15:20] <VMX> You'll have to face.....
[15:20] <Optimustoe> help me
[15:20] <Optimustoe> DARKWING DUCK!
[15:20] <BigO> the heck?
[15:20] * You are now known as Alternate
[15:21] * BigO is now known as VincentX
[15:21] * Optimustoe is now known as DarkwingDuck
[15:21] * VincentX is now known as VincentX-breakfast
[15:21] <VincentX-breakfast> brb
[15:21] <DarkwingDuck> I AM THE TERROR that FLAPS in the night!
[15:22] <DarkwingDuck> I am the BUBLGUM that sticks to your shoes!!
[15:22] * You are now known as VMX
[15:22] <DarkwingDuck> I am the SPAMER that you cannot BAN!!!!
[15:22] * You are now known as Alternate
[15:22] * You are now known as VMX
[15:23] <DarkwingDuck> I.....AM ........sleepy
[15:23] <VMX> you are a idiot
[15:23] * DarkwingDuck is now known as sleepy
[15:23] * VMX grabs popcorn and eats it
[15:23] <sleepy> c'mon tell me that you'v never seen that show.
[15:23] * You are now known as Alternate-VMX
[15:24] <Alternate-VMX> Muhehehehehehehehe
[15:24] <Alternate-VMX> No longer VMX
[15:24] <sleepy> humdedum
[15:24] * Alternate-VMX grabs toe
[15:24] * sleepy is now known as Optimustoe
[15:24] * Optimustoe gasps
[15:25] * Optimustoe kicks Alternate in the groin
[15:25] <Alternate-VMX> ow
[15:25] <Optimustoe> hahah
[15:25] * Optimustoe runs
[15:28] * Alternate-VMX chat Eppupnelees spell
[15:28] <Optimustoe> ?????
[15:28] * Optimustoe is confused......again
[15:29] * Alternate-VMX turns Toe into a doll
[15:29] <Alternate-VMX> just like the comic
[15:29] <Optimustoe> aw man not even an action figure?
[15:29] * Optimustoe squeeks
[15:29] <Alternate-VMX> yay
[15:29] * Alternate-VMX picks up Doll Toe
[15:30] <Alternate-VMX> yay!
[15:30] <Alternate-VMX> happy happy happy
[15:30] <Optimustoe> wtf
[15:30] <Alternate-VMX> Your a Doll
[15:30] <Optimustoe> help me I'm being held hostage
[15:31] * Optimustoe squeeks at HighOctane
[15:31] <Optimustoe> heeeeeelp
[15:31] <Alternate-VMX> And Vincents not here to help you
[15:31] * Optimustoe is helpless
[15:31] <Alternate-VMX> He's eatting food
[15:31] * HighOctane had some Ny-Quil so he'll be asleep a while
[15:31] <Alternate-VMX> Muhehehhehehe
[15:32] <Optimustoe> NOOOOOOOO!
[15:32] <Optimustoe> let me go
[15:32] * Optimustoe fidgets
[15:33] <Alternate-VMX> Sets him down
[15:33] * Optimustoe sighs in relife
[15:33] <Optimustoe> relief
[15:33] <Optimustoe> NOW change me BACK!
[15:33] * Alternate-VMX then picks him up and tosses him
[15:34] * Optimustoe is getting nausious
[15:34] <Alternate-VMX> yay
[15:34] <Alternate-VMX> See im different than VMX
[15:34] * Optimustoe ralfs on Alternate
[15:34] * Alternate-VMX glares
[15:35] * Optimustoe looks at Alternate with Chibi eyes
[15:35] <Optimustoe> uh-oh
[15:35] * Alternate-VMX has a evil looking grin on his face
[15:35] * Optimustoe has tears welling up
[15:35] <Optimustoe> *gulp*
[15:36] <Optimustoe> what do you want?
[15:36] <Alternate-VMX> Lcaptep
[15:36] <Alternate-VMX> (brb)
[15:38] <Alternate-VMX> (back)
[15:39] <Optimustoe> ok
[15:39] <Alternate-VMX> toe doll now has a jetpack
[15:39] * Optimustoe looks at jetpcak
[15:39] <Optimustoe> what the HELL>
[15:39] <Optimustoe> ?
[15:39] * Alternate-VMX pushes the button and toe goes flying
[15:40] <Alternate-VMX> Whee!
[15:40] <Optimustoe> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
[15:40] <Alternate-VMX> Wait
[15:40] <Alternate-VMX> How am i going to get him down
[15:40] <Optimustoe> wheres the controlls on this thing?
[15:41] * Alternate-VMX takes out gun
[15:41] * Optimustoe looks around
[15:41] <Alternate-VMX> right here
[15:41] <Optimustoe> DAMMIT
[15:41] <Alternate-VMX> nahhh just kidding
[15:41] * Alternate-VMX brings out remote
[15:41] * Optimustoe glares at Alternate
[15:42] <Optimustoe> at least you could be serious about killing me!
[15:42] * Alternate-VMX brings toe down slowly
[15:42] <Optimustoe> Quit messing around! If your going to kill me than DO IT!
[15:43] <Alternate-VMX> wheres the fun in killing you
[15:43] <Alternate-VMX> when i can do this!
[15:43] * Alternate-VMX shoots toe back up fast
[15:43] <Alternate-VMX> YAY!
[15:43] <Optimustoe> aaaaahhhhhh!
[15:43] <Alternate-VMX> Told ya Im evil
[15:43] <Optimustoe> danm you
[15:43] <Alternate-VMX> I let you live when Vincent gets back
[15:43] <Optimustoe> Why dose VMX even HAVE you?
[15:44] <Alternate-VMX> Family Curse
[15:44] <Optimustoe> he should find a remidy
[15:44] <Alternate-VMX> There is none
[15:44] * Alternate-VMX brings him down fast
[15:44] <Optimustoe> Bah of COURSE you would say that
[15:45] <Optimustoe> GAAAAAHHHHHH
[15:45] <Alternate-VMX> remember i can do what i please with you
[15:45] <Optimustoe> eeewwww
[15:45] <Alternate-VMX> not in that sense
[15:46] <Optimustoe> whew
[15:47] <Alternate-VMX> Come ON VINCENT
[15:47] <Alternate-VMX> Where are you?......
[15:47] <Optimustoe> We can't keep it THIS dramatic forever
[15:47] <Alternate-VMX> I wanna have fun torturing toe
[15:47] * Optimustoe scowls
[15:48] * VincentX-breakfast is icechat5@dm-18074.crlsca.adelphia.net (Powered by IceChat)
[15:48] * VincentX-breakfast is on: +#kalifla.com @#icechat
[15:48] * VincentX-breakfast using exodus.il.as.darkmyst.org ([0.0.0.0] DCN Communications www.data-cross.net)
[15:48] * VincentX-breakfast :End of /WHOIS list.
[15:48] <Optimustoe> I don't even have a barbie for some company on the last day of my life
[15:49] <Alternate-VMX> ^vv^
[15:49] * Alternate-VMX creates a real life barbie dol for toe
[15:49] <Alternate-VMX> Yay now have fun
[15:50] <Optimustoe> I don't trust ANY kind of being YOU would make!
[15:50] <Alternate-VMX> Shes normal
[15:50] <Optimustoe> Bullsh!t
[15:50] <Alternate-VMX> I wouldnt do that
[15:50] <Optimustoe> Yeah you would your Evil remember
[15:50] <Optimustoe> ?
[15:51] * Alternate-VMX holds remote in his hand
[15:51] <Alternate-VMX> you still can fly doll boy
[15:52] <Optimustoe> I would rather FLY than get my package cut off by some demon Barbie
[15:52] * Optimustoe gasps and holds mouth closed
[15:52] * Alternate-VMX grins the evil grin
[15:53] <Optimustoe> *thinks* Sh!t m@ther F%cker
[15:53] * Alternate-VMX has the barbie doll aproach DT
[15:53] <Optimustoe> Get the F^ck away from me!
[15:54] * Optimustoe kicks at Barbie
[15:54] <Alternate-VMX> *barbie grabs knife
[15:54] <Alternate-VMX> *steps it down
[15:54] <Optimustoe> I'll beat you sensless!
[15:54] <Alternate-VMX> fine if you don't want her
[15:54] * VincentX-breakfast is now known as VincentX
[15:54] <VincentX> I'm back!
[15:54] <Optimustoe> HEEEEEELP MEEEEE!!!!
[15:55] <Alternate-VMX> *throws her at him
[15:55] <Alternate-VMX> YAY
[15:55] * VincentX slaps Alternate-VMX around a bit with an eel
[15:55] <Alternate-VMX> B!tch
[15:55] <VincentX> Bring it on!
[15:55] <Optimustoe> I'M all chibi-ish HElp
[15:55] * VincentX is now known as Iori
[15:55] * Iori is now known as K
[15:55] * Alternate-VMX casts Eppupnelees on lori
[15:55] <Alternate-VMX> *k
[15:56] * K is now known as VincentX
[15:56] <Alternate-VMX> Vincent is now a Doll
[15:56] <VincentX> K was taken
[15:56] * VincentX is now known as Vegito
[15:56] <Alternate-VMX> VEGITO DOLL!
[15:56] <Vegito> If I can attack as a chocolate ball I can attack like this!
[15:56] * Optimustoe looks very disturbed
[15:56] <Alternate-VMX> JETPACK!
[15:57] <Optimustoe> nooooo
[15:57] * Vegito flies into Alternate-VMX and slams into him
[15:57] * Alternate-VMX flings toe at vegito
[15:57] <Vegito> HAAAAAAA!!!
[15:57] <Alternate-VMX> BOOYA
[15:57] * Vegito dodges and charges
[15:57] * Optimustoe holds arms in blocking motion
[15:57] <Alternate-VMX> DARG IT
[15:57] * Vegito is now known as SSJVegito
[15:57] * Optimustoe trys to take jetpack off
[15:58] * SSJVegito transforms back to normal size and is SSJ
[15:58] <SSJVegito> KA
[15:58] <SSJVegito> ME
[15:58] <SSJVegito> HA
[15:58] <SSJVegito> ME
[15:58] * Alternate-VMX flings toe at SSJ
[15:58] <SSJVegito> HAAAAAA!!!
[15:58] <Optimustoe> sh!!!!!!!!t
[15:58] * Alternate-VMX dodges
[15:58] * Optimustoe is hit with energy
[15:58] <Alternate-VMX> BOOYAKA
[15:58] * SSJVegito fires beam and pulls it so it misses Toe and flies after VMX
[15:58] * Alternate-VMX dodges
[15:59] * SSJVegito throws out arms to sides and gathers massive energy
[15:59] * SSJVegito puts hands out and a MASSIVE BEAM FIRES
[15:59] <SSJVegito> FINAL FLASH!
[15:59] * Optimustoe lands on the ground and gets jetpack off
[15:59] <SSJVegito> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
[15:59] * Alternate-VMX casts Lcaptep on Vincent
[15:59] <Optimustoe> *huffing* Finnally
[16:00] <SSJVegito> there is no Vincent only Zuul
[16:00] <Alternate-VMX> Toe is now regular
[16:00] <SSJVegito> wait
[16:00] * Alternate-VMX casts Lcaptep on Zuul
[16:00] * Optimustoe opens up chest to reveal the matrix of leadership
[16:00] * SSJVegito flies at VMX and punches him repeatedly before blasting him with a KAMEHAMEHA
[16:01] * Alternate-VMX flings Zuul up
[16:01] <Optimustoe> .me opens matix in Alternate's direction
[16:01] <SSJVegito> THERE IS NO ZUUL
[16:01] <Alternate-VMX> DAMN IT
[16:01] <SSJVegito> I was joking
[16:01] * Alternate-VMX casts Lcaptep on SSJVEGITO
[16:01] * SSJVegito deflects attack back
[16:01] <Alternate-VMX> Now your a doll with a jetpack
[16:01] <Optimustoe> *stan bush plays in the background*
[16:01] <Alternate-VMX> oor just a doll
[16:02] <Optimustoe> Light our darkest hour!!!!!!
[16:02] <SSJVegito> playing it!
[16:02] <Optimustoe> A massive beam flys at Alternate
[16:02] * Alternate-VMX starts to growl
[16:02] * You are now known as VMX
[16:02] * SSJVegito is now known as OptimusPrime
[16:02] * OptimusPrime is now known as RodimusPrime
[16:03] <Optimustoe> ......
[16:03] <VMX> Woh what the hell happened
[16:03] <RodimusPrime> haha
[16:03] * RodimusPrime is now known as VincentX
[16:03] <Optimustoe> You ok VMX?
[16:03] <VMX> Yeah wait a second
[16:03] <VMX> Ok good
[16:04] <VMX> I do that from time to time
[16:04] <VMX> i did it on Vincent once before
[16:04] <Optimustoe> yeah than I'm gonna KILL you. You freaking turned me into a doll and almost had a Barbie cut my manhood off!
[16:04] <VMX> Heh yeah
[16:04] <VincentX> haha
[16:04] * VMX looks and sees the barbie
[16:05] * VMX takes out gun and shoots it
[16:05] <VMX> dead
[16:05] <Optimustoe> What the Hell was all that about anyway?
[16:05] <VMX> *the barbie regeneratesinto a actual person*
[16:06] <VMX> I hate Alternative....
[16:06] * VMX looks around and looks at toe
[16:06] <Optimustoe> Yeah I do too!!
[16:07] * VincentX listens to The Touch from the Transformers movie
[16:07] <VMX> ummm theres that Doll- I mean person behind you
[16:07] * Optimustoe turns around
[16:07] <Optimustoe> What the heck?
[16:07] <VMX> *Sees the barbie doll is human and it attacks him
[16:08] <VMX> Ugh
[16:08] * Optimustoe kicks the doll away
[16:08] <VMX> *Sees the barbie doll is human and it attacks him
[16:08] * VMX casts Hohler Körper
[16:08] * VincentX commands you to read his Original Fictions!
[16:09] <Optimustoe> thats it NOW I'm pissed
[16:09] <VincentX> THE POWER OF VX COMPELLS YOU
[16:09] * Optimustoe charges at doll
[16:09] <VMX> the body is nothing but a hollow shell now
[16:09] <VincentX> did either of you read my original fiction?
[16:09] <Optimustoe> Could that have been.......A guest?
[16:09] <VMX> no
[16:09] <Optimustoe> sorry
[16:09] <VincentX> waaaaaahhhhhhh
[16:10] <VincentX>
[16:10] <Optimustoe> Mabye later
[16:10] <VMX> same here

Kalifla: Jammers!
Auto response from jamieand123: I'm away right now.

Kalifla: Damn
jamieand123: Good day!

Auto response from Kalifla: Videoing at church.

jamieand123: Damn

This is what happens when I'm distracted.

Kalifla: "Maia-HOLY CRAP!"
SchoolDaze55: ...?
SchoolDaze55: what was that?
Kalifla: My suggestion.
SchoolDaze55: maia?
Kalifla: The pic's from this weird guy lipsynching to Dragostea tin ye
SchoolDaze55: >
Kalifla: Maia HEE maia HOO maia HA maia HA HAA!
Kalifla: That's the opening chorus.
Kalifla: and I just posted half a conversation in the wrong window
Kalifla: Sorry!
SchoolDaze55: Oo
SchoolDaze55: no prob
Kalifla: XD
SchoolDaze55: *passes out from confusion* #_@

Kalifla: I remember playing Turtles in Time with my brothers at the only thing that passed for an arcade...
jamieand123: omg TIT ... hehe, tit. anyways OMG that's like the best turtles game EVOR!

jamieand123: Hmm. I think Ill go play some CoH
jamieand123: *zoom!*
Kalifla: no more sugar for you!
jamieand123: :-(
Kalifla: well okay, but just a little!
Kalifla: *chokes on her bagel* Can you find the joke in here? http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/sd3/armor.shtml
jamieand123: Uh.. no?
Kalifla: Read the topmost part
jamieand123: thats confusing
jamieand123: 0_o
Kalifla: It's subtle. That's what made me laugh. I doubletaked.
jamieand123: :P
jamieand123: ima play alittle coh now :-)
Kalifla: shitcock
Kalifla: I mean. Okay!
jamieand123: lol
jamieand123: Silly cal! ^_^
Kalifla: Yes, silly me. DON'T OPEN YOUR MAIL!
jamieand123: I got mail?
jamieand123: oh.
jamieand123: It's from paypal
jamieand123: telling me I can send in aussie dollers now
jamieand123: thanks paypal
Kalifla: PAYPAL IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!
Kalifla: the name is misleading
jamieand123: lol
jamieand123: okay! I play coh now!
jamieand123: For real!
Kalifla: enjizzle!
jamieand123: I wizzle!
Kalifla: *snork!*
jamieand123: XD

Enjizzle... That sounds too nasty... I think Delta is infecting my mind, just from your conversations... AAAHHHH!!!

evilwolfinbikini=me
ssj5devin=SSJ from gizmonics
thomas_petersjr2002 = gosu
tehdude324=tehdude


Devin SSJ has joined the conference.

Yahoo! Messenger: handredejager has declined to join and sent: Thanks, but no thanks.
ssj5devin: And you started a second conference why?
evilwolfinbikini: i was bored...?
evilwolfinbikini: did you know that devin is on?
ssj5devin: Who are you saying that to?
ssj5devin: I AM Devin.
evilwolfinbikini: oh never mind
evilwolfinbikini: i lost track
ssj5devin: Okay...
evilwolfinbikini: i do that alot
evilwolfinbikini: wanna invite gosu? mess with him for a bit?
ssj5devin: Nah
ssj5devin: Well...
ssj5devin: Hmm...
evilwolfinbikini: ...
evilwolfinbikini: whats the verdict?
ssj5devin: Maybe.
ssj5devin: Any specific thoughts on how to fuck with his head?
evilwolfinbikini: ...
evilwolfinbikini: start talking about something nonspecific
ssj5devin: Like what?
evilwolfinbikini: like "Dude, how was it last night"
ssj5devin: The Namunamu dance?
evilwolfinbikini: "it was awesome!"
ssj5devin: That might work
ssj5devin: Sure
evilwolfinbikini: "really? what was it like?"
ssj5devin: Invite him
evilwolfinbikini: stuff like that
ssj5devin: Besides, it might give him hope
gosupuru has joined the conference.

thomas_petersjr2002: ok
thomas_petersjr2002: what?
ssj5devin: What what what?
thomas_petersjr2002: ?
evilwolfinbikini: Devin! how was it last night?
ssj5devin: Awesome!
evilwolfinbikini: really?
ssj5devin: yeah!
evilwolfinbikini: what happened!
evilwolfinbikini: !?!?
ssj5devin: What do ya think?!
thomas_petersjr2002: ?
evilwolfinbikini: dude! sw33t!
ssj5devin: I know, right?
ssj5devin: l337orZ!
evilwolfinbikini: so what all happened 'sides that?
ssj5devin: Not much dude
evilwolfinbikini: well that sucks!
evilwolfinbikini: i was hoping for details!
ssj5devin: It's okay dude
evilwolfinbikini: give me the skinny!
thomas_petersjr2002: I am Confuesd
ssj5devin: It went down like this dude...
evilwolfinbikini: yeah?
ssj5devin: We came, we saw, and we conquered dude!
ssj5devin: OWN3D
evilwolfinbikini: ahh man!
thomas_petersjr2002: ?
evilwolfinbikini: that musta been awesome!
tehdude has joined the conference.

tehdude324: Hello
ssj5devin: Yo dude!
evilwolfinbikini: so what else happened devin?
thomas_petersjr2002: sup
ssj5devin: It was roxxorz l337 man!
tehdude324: Man, you must be lactose intolerant.
ssj5devin: T3H L4C7053
tehdude324: Yup, that's one sign.
ssj5devin: And then, there were these ninjas, right?
tehdude324: Yeah?
ssj5devin: And then DUDE!
ssj5devin: BLAMORZ!
tehdude324: Dude, i remember that!
tehdude324: Remember that one crazy bitch?
evilwolfinbikini: i shoulda been there...
ssj5devin: Yeah dude!
thomas_petersjr2002: HOLY SHIT! THERE IS A STRIPPER AT THE DOOR!
evilwolfinbikini: ???
evilwolfinbikini: what are you talking about gosu?
thomas_petersjr2002: ......nothing
evilwolfinbikini: anyways, this song i'm listening too is awesome!
ssj5devin: Dude!
thomas_petersjr2002: I GOT FLASH MX!
tehdude324: Wait, remember that guy? He did that crazy thing!
ssj5devin: Yeah!
evilwolfinbikini: yeah!
tehdude324: You paid 200$ or did you use magic?
tehdude324: God, he got pwned
evilwolfinbikini: yeah i remember that
ssj5devin: Don't they always?
tehdude324: I don't think he'll be able for a year.
evilwolfinbikini: but how did it happen this time?
ssj5devin: It was with this sword, right dude?
thomas_petersjr2002: .................I bought it at a garage sale for 20 bucks
tehdude324: Remember the tihng fell over and broke?
tehdude324: wow.
ssj5devin: And it was all KRZOW
evilwolfinbikini: yeah i remember
tehdude324: brb
ssj5devin: And then BLAMZORZ dude
ssj5devin: !
tehdude324: back
tehdude324: I know!
evilwolfinbikini: i wish i was there with yall, i coulda kicked some serious butt!
ssj5devin: Dude!
tehdude324: Dude.
thomas_petersjr2002: *shrugs*
thomas_petersjr2002: who wants me to make a flash movie to advertise their sprite?
evilwolfinbikini: we're talking about something else gosu
evilwolfinbikini: you were there, remember?
thomas_petersjr2002: I was?
ssj5devin: Yeah man!
tehdude324: You got SMASHED!
ssj5devin: You were SOOOOO high dude!
evilwolfinbikini: yeah, you were like "oh my god i want my mommy!"
tehdude324: Then you fell into the thing. We just kinda left you there until you started to smell.
ssj5devin: And then BLAMZORZ there goes yo momma!
ssj5devin: Yeah, that one thing.
evilwolfinbikini: lol
thomas_petersjr2002: no, I said something from a movie
evilwolfinbikini: really? than why did you have yellow underwear gosu?
ssj5devin: I know dude!
ssj5devin: I was ROFL!
tehdude324: You crazy?
thomas_petersjr2002: I don't
ssj5devin: You know it dude!
thomas_petersjr2002: .................
tehdude324: He was asleep on the couch after he threw up on the TV!
thomas_petersjr2002: screw you
ssj5devin: I know!
evilwolfinbikini: rofl omg u sukzorz!
ssj5devin: Then he tried to take a piss on the PS2!
evilwolfinbikini: thats what we were like!
tehdude324: Omg!
ssj5devin: DUDE! WTF!?
evilwolfinbikini: lol
tehdude324: Oh, then thigns got crazy when that fucked up guy came.
evilwolfinbikini: oh yeah, when he came. he started messing with the tv
ssj5devin: Yeah
thomas_petersjr2002: ok...................................(idiots)
ssj5devin: He threw that monkey in the wrench
tehdude324: Pffft, the stupid bastard put on Cartoon Network.
evilwolfinbikini: yeah and than he started making love to raven and starfire...
ssj5devin: DUDE!
evilwolfinbikini: that was weird, yet strangely funny...
ssj5devin: I know dude!
ssj5devin: And I was shooting that one guy with the crossbow!
thomas_petersjr2002: ..........
tehdude324: He was all over that TV!
ssj5devin: And I said "DUde, don't throw that monkey to that wrench, that wrench is evil!"
thomas_petersjr2002: who wants to se psycholis's momma?
ssj5devin: And then I remember this one ninja killed some jackass.
thomas_petersjr2002: .....
ssj5devin: I tihnk his name started with a G or something
tehdude324: Garnin?
evilwolfinbikini: germane?
ssj5devin: I think it was 8 letters long, and ended in U
tehdude324: Guarruiu?
tehdude324: berb
tehdude324: brb*
thomas_petersjr2002: .................
ssj5devin: I think it was Gos... something
ssj5devin: OH well.
ssj5devin: DUDE!
thomas_petersjr2002: some guy named brb hacked the GMS
ssj5devin: DUDE!

and thats how it went for another 15 minutes

Penguinboy779943: hey another needles question: does it ever bother you that your the figure head of a cult consisting of teenage boys and evil things that shall remain namless?
Kalifla: *kerblink*
Kalifla: I'm a figurehead of a cult?
Kalifla: Did I miss a memo?
Penguinboy779943: of course you are didn't you notice the worshipers gathering outside of your dorm?
Kalifla: Iiii don't live in a dorm
Penguinboy779943: o my...then who are they worshiping...
Kalifla: <.<
Kalifla: We better check on Zeromark
Penguinboy779943: yea that may be best

Optimustoe: hello
Havoc: hey
Havoc: do you like my new emblem
Optimustoe: ?????
Havoc: I mean avatar
Havoc: on kal's forum, take a look
Optimustoe: CHOCOBO!!!!
Havoc: BOCO!
Optimustoe: Yeah I need to make a new avie
Havoc: ava ava
Havoc: heh
Havoc: I don't know how or why i got ava ava typed....
Havoc: Halo2 rocks, I beat it.
Optimustoe: Epilepsy
Optimustoe: Havn't played it yet
Havoc: ...
Optimustoe: still playing Halo(1)
Havoc: LoL have you beat it yet?
Optimustoe: I don't spend much time with it.....
Optimustoe: But I know how it ends
Havoc: No shit, everyone does, but I guess you should beat it before you play #2
Optimustoe: yeah
Havoc: Cortana changes from 1 to 2 longer hair, more mature methiks
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Optimustoe: You an online gammer?
Zeromark: Me?
Optimustoe: like EQ and stuff
Zeromark: No.
Zeromark: I prefer console gaming.
Optimustoe: Hey
Optimustoe: (no havoc)
Havoc: I have FFXI, shit the typin keeps on messing up
Optimustoe: I'm one of the few beta testing WoW.
Optimustoe: it plays awsome
Havoc: fuck this typing is pissing me off
Havoc: keeps on blinking out from the box
Optimustoe: POP UPs of doom!
Havoc: no pops ups i just have to click inside the box after every few seconds
Optimustoe: hmmmm
Havoc: yeah i know
Optimustoe: Whats up Zero?
Zeromark: Not much.
Zeromark: Doing a little homework.
Optimustoe: ahhh
Optimustoe: Just got out of work a bit ago.....(I'm FREE!!!!)
Havoc: FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
Zeromark: WHat kind of a job do you have?
Optimustoe: Free from the clutches of Wal*marts Grocery reciving
Zeromark: Eee.
Havoc: walmart+k-mart = 3v1L
Zeromark: I'm a waiter, at a local resturant, meself.
Optimustoe: You do what you can, right?
Zeromark: Ever been to St. Louis?
Havoc: Ouch i just snapped my elbow
Optimustoe: no (unfortunetly) I haven't been south of Michigan....EVER/
Optimustoe: But I'm in NY now
Zeromark: Ahh. Well, there is a local chain of Italian resturants here that I work for.
Zeromark: Damn good Salad.
Havoc: Italian salad
Optimustoe: Salad.....*drools*
Havoc: fooooood...... *drools*
Zeromark: Yeah. Letteuce, Pimentos, Artichoke heats, Parmasan cheese, Italian dressing.
Havoc drools
Optimustoe: *Rolls over drooling uncontrolably*
Optimustoe: all we got at Wallyworld is nasty Taco salad (eeewwww)
Havoc: wth are they trying to kill you
Optimustoe: yes with greas and heart burn
Optimustoe: *grease*
Havoc: There hoping the grease will be lit on fire by the heart burn and incinerate you
Optimustoe: ........
Havoc: you stole my line
Havoc: ........
Zeromark is listening to AcDC- Shook me all night long.
Zeromark is bored.
Optimustoe is Optimustoe
Optimustoe: nice to meet you bored
Havoc is havoc
Optimustoe: grr...get your own joke!
Havoc stole Optimustoe's non-funny joke
Optimustoe slaps Havoc around a bit with a large trout
Havoc swells up
Havoc: Aughh I'm allergic to trout
Optimustoe: hahahahah FISH!
Havoc: HAHAHAHA but i have Halo2
Optimustoe: so...I...have.....aw danm
Optimustoe: I lose
Havoc wins
*** Zeromark has signed off IRC (Ping timeout)
Havoc performs a fatality on Optimustoe
Havoc: <FATALITY>
Optimustoe turns into a baby
Havoc: <BABYALITY>
Optimustoe: <BABALITY) get it right
Havoc: <Infatacide>
Optimustoe: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Havoc pokes Optimusetoe
Optimustoe: huh what?
Havoc pokes Optimustoe
Optimustoe: oww man my eye!!!
Optimustoe: well I g2g
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VMX: Hello!
VMX: Hello,Hello>
Havoc: I'm here but you would have had to wait just as long for zeromark to answer. LoL. I have had to.
VMX: Ahh yeah he takes awhile to respond
VMX: So your going to be doing that alot
Havoc: Shhh I'm watching a movie. And doing a report
VMX: ahh k
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Kal: I HAVE SNOT!
Kal: I mean. hi.
Havoc: SNot
Havoc: I mean Hi
Havoc: I'm watching Girl With A Pearl Earring for my Film Class
Kal: Artsy.
Havoc: Yeah, but it's a good movie. It's based off a book by the same name.\
Kal: Which is based on a portrait by the same name.
Havoc: W0W how did you guess L0L
Kal: I am full of le snot, that's how
Havoc: Pepe Le Pew
Havoc: Have you seen my new Avatar
Kal: Nyerp.
Kal goes to see
Havoc: Chirp
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Havoc: ...
Kal: Kweh. ^)^
Havoc: Chirp
Havoc: Paul reads too much into what I say on the Halo2 topic
Kal: That's what he does :D
Havoc: I said X-box live is only worth it when you have more than one live compatable game, and he reads it as that I think I know too much I'm just stating opinion and truth.
Kal: No, he's referring to your statement about how it "will" roxxor our boxxors and so forth.
Kal: Considering that it's already out.
Kal: I think you're not reading enough into Paul's statements. :D
Havoc: No, he has a new post.
Havoc: Directed at me
Kal: oh wait, that was cookie reaver anyway...
Havoc: yeah
Havoc laughs
Kal: That post. Still same post.
Kal: You sound like you know stuff and he's correcting you :)
Havoc: Whatever, but he's trying to correct oppinion on one of his posts
Kal: How is he correcting an opinion?
Kal: "Well I know Paul hasn't played it online"
Kal: How is that a opinion, dear?
Havoc: One sec stupid movie keeps on making it hard for me to type keeps on getting rid of the line that blinks
Kal: Ah
Havoc: I was typing that I missed the first part, but that is only because earlier he said he did not have live, so that confused me a bit.
Kal: Yeah, but you assumed
Havoc: So I typed it when I was half asleep and Im still half asleep.
Havoc: ZzZzZz
Kal: heh
Havoc: Chocobo, My favorite video game characters never let you down
Havoc: I'm watching the Halo2 bonus dvd now
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VincentX: hello
Havoc: hey
VincentX: Oh I read Gamespot's review of Fight Club
VincentX: 3.7
VincentX: out of 10
VincentX: EGM hated it too
Kal: Lo
VincentX: yay somebody talked!
VincentX: haha
Kal: <.<
Kal: no they didn't.
Kal: I'm actually the scripts.
VincentX: hahaha
VincentX: sure
VincentX: Jak 3 kicks ass
Kal: Does it?
VincentX: it does
Kal: Cooool
VincentX: no where near as frustrating as Jak 2
Kal: I read somewhere Jak 2 Jak gets drunk.
VincentX: Daxter does
VincentX: it's hillarious
VincentX: he also gets his tail lit on fire and runs around screaming
VincentX: you can play as Daxter too
VincentX: in 2 and 3
VincentX is listening to John Mellancamp
Kal finally watches some Red vs. Blue
VincentX: haha
Kal: Excellent!
VincentX: ?
*** Kal is now known as KalAFK
*** Havoc is now known as HavocAFK

HiOctane00: Lumberjack and I just had the worst brainstorm ever
Kalifla: ?
HiOctane00: he was showing me a comic where the pope dies
HiOctane00: so I started thinking: How would they choose the new pope.....wait a minute....
HiOctane00: VATICAN IDOL!!!
Kalifla: ...
Kalifla: They choose popes the same way they always do. The Vatican votes on the cardinal or whatever.
HiOctane00: The judges: God Jesus and Simon
Kalifla: oh Lordy
HiOctane00: COME ON! THIS IS BRILLIANT!
Kalifla: <.<
Kalifla: You said "worst brainstorm ever" as I recall
HiOctane00: oh thats cause Im going to hell for it
Kalifla: Oh.

jamieand123: it has to be a REALLY good game for me to decide, yes, I want to play the game again. Like Ninja Gaiden, or Ninja turtles, no something else that involves ninjas from the looks of things

Kalifla: zat true, by the way?
jamieand123: When, that we have speed police?
Kalifla: Do you?
jamieand123: You bet your non-aussie booty we do!
Kalifla: heh!
Kalifla: We have speedtraps, but not specific police for 'em
jamieand123: we have both
jamieand123: we have like, cops who stand around with the speed guns
jamieand123: steaked out in vans with cameras, the works
Kalifla: Speeding a big issue?
jamieand123: yeah
jamieand123: We have a nice little ad thing going on here.
jamieand123: i like to call them the just like that adds
jamieand123: because they have bit signs posted around plces that just say "Speeding. Dead. Just like that."
Kalifla: snrt
jamieand123: When we went on vacation we saw one that said "Tired. Dead. Just like that."
jamieand123: then
jamieand123: quater of an hour down the road
jamieand123: totally was a smached up, upsidedown car on the side of the road
Kalifla: :o
jamieand123: yeah
jamieand123: it was like "woah."
Kalifla: Talk about visual aid!
jamieand123: tell me about it!
jamieand123: They should totally keep it there
Kalifla: Did they?
jamieand123: Dunno
jamieand123: They should though. it's on a good spot and everything, not blocking anyone

jamieand123: so, it's still as pretty, but doesnt run as smoothly
jamieand123: exellent game though
Kalifla: nyar
Kalifla: Atmosphere?
jamieand123: umm
jamieand123: very gritty
jamieand123: and at ni ght
jamieand123: oh, random space there
Kalifla: HELLO RANDOM SPACE!
jamieand123: HI TH ERE KAL!

jamieand123: :D
jamieand123: Iiiii pulled an all nighter again!
Kalifla: You dork!
jamieand123: No no
Kalifla: Do you ever sleep?
jamieand123: it wasnt dorky at all!
jamieand123: I totally went to a friend house
jamieand123: where we hit each other with padded stord type things
Kalifla: ...
jamieand123: and played a pirate tabletop game most of the night!
Kalifla: So THAT's how guys pillowfight
jamieand123: yup!
jamieand123: then we sat down and talked about eveyone elses embaressing sexual encounters. I say everyone elses bacause I have no storys like that :P
jamieand123: was fun!
jamieand123: and scary
jamieand123: but mostly fun!

jamieand123: Hmm, I wonder when the hyper incoherent talk is gonna set in...
Kalifla: mine or yours?
jamieand123: Mine
jamieand123: Yours could strike at any moment!
Kalifla: <.<
Kalifla: >.>
jamieand123: ^_^
Kalifla: Hooplah.
jamieand123: Seeee?
Kalifla: HOOOPLAAAAAAAAAAAH
jamieand123: I agree
jamieand123: I agree to the max
Kalifla: Truly.
jamieand123: ^_^
Kalifla: TOO MUCH THEORY ARGLEFLAR!
Kalifla: *explodes*
jamieand123: *claps*

jamieand123: commits suicide in prison cell four days later on the 22nd by driving a spoon two inches into his neck

jamieand123: Oe!
jamieand123: *ow!
Kalifla: Yep
Kalifla: And he's the villain of SH4
jamieand123: that makes me squirm X8
Kalifla: :D
Kalifla: But he didn't exactly die there.
Kalifla: Y'know why?
jamieand123: why?
Kalifla: Not only is he shooting at you most of the later half of the game, you FIND HIS CORPSE
jamieand123: Oh, friggin peachy :P
Kalifla: and that's the worst part of the game. I won't tell you how or where, but it's disturbing.
jamieand123: way, is the spoon still there or something
Kalifla: Nope. Far worse than the spoon.
jamieand123: a fork?
Kalifla: worse
jamieand123: a babies leg?
Kalifla: I can't tell you! But it's worse!
jamieand123: hmmmm

jamieand123: Well, any minute now I'm going to kill this computer and format it, then totally come onto trillian on the other less cool computer and talk to you on that. Just a heads up.
Kalifla: :-(
Kalifla: oki
jamieand123: juuust setting stuff uuuppp
Kalifla: Computers dying makes me sad.
jamieand123: Me too
jamieand123: but sometimes these things have to be done
jamieand123: this Cdrive had a good life
jamieand123: lasted a few years
Kalifla: *wails!*
jamieand123: I cant really ask for more
jamieand123: There there Kal, be brave
jamieand123: it wont even feel it.
Kalifla: *passes out black armbands made of electrician's tape*
jamieand123: Just a pinch

jamieand123: argh! My xp serial key isntworking?!
Kalifla: ...oh dear
Kalifla: You have virus protection, dearie?
jamieand123: I always have protection
jamieand123: I may have to call customer help or something
Kalifla: Putting a condom over your monitor doesn't count.
jamieand123: who said anything about my monitor?
Kalifla: <.<;;
Kalifla: QUIT MAKING MY JOKES BACKFIRE!
jamieand123: ^_~
jamieand123: You know you love it, it totally keeps you on your toes :D
Kalifla: How do you know I even have toes?
jamieand123: you mentoned them awhile ago, and we had a toe warmer convo
jamieand123: 'member? tyou totally tryed to man slave me
Kalifla: I did nothing of the sort and you can't prove it.
jamieand123: im pretty sure I have the log somehwere...
Kalifla: BASTARD! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Kalifla: all...one of you...yeah...
jamieand123: d'aaaw! *hug*
Kalifla: And my stupidity gets worse yay!
Kalifla: :D
jamieand123: ^__^

Vatican Idol? Hahaha, that's hillarious!

I had pretty much the same reaction to Vatican Idol as Kal.

i cant bealive im not quated more often, come on i give you guys my gold stuff!

soulgamerlegacy: how goes the site updateage
Kalifla: technology hates me
soulgamerlegacy signed off at 6:09:52 PM.
soulgamerlegacy signed on at 6:10:01 PM.
soulgamerlegacy: what the hell?
Kalifla: it hates you too yay!
soulgamerlegacy: ....
soulgamerlegacy: but i didn't do anything!
soulgamerlegacy: so why does technology hate you?
Kalifla: Because I blew up the Toaster Brethren
soulgamerlegacy: with a hammer?
Kalifla: nooo...<.<
soulgamerlegacy: with what?
Kalifla: I tried to make toast >.>
soulgamerlegacy: what did you put in their?
Kalifla: Bread
soulgamerlegacy: moldy or regular?
Kalifla: Regular
soulgamerlegacy: than what did you do wrong?
Kalifla: I dunno. Mophtran would say it was my chi, most likely.
soulgamerlegacy: i say an electrical surge caused by sunspots.

soulgamerlegacy: but it's either that, or the magical toaster pixies didn't like the offering you gave their god, the toaster.
soulgamerlegacy: brb
Kalifla: THERE ARE NO MAGICAL TOASTER PIXIES!

blackmagekujo: that is okay
evilwolfinbikini: yeah
blackmagekujo: well i got some good news
evilwolfinbikini: yeah?
blackmagekujo: im 9th on top ten posters on the boards
blackmagekujo: hooray for me!
evilwolfinbikini: ...
blackmagekujo: ...well i think its good news
evilwolfinbikini: i gots a three year old in my lap, so right about now, any news is good news.
blackmagekujo: well unless the news is that i called child services
evilwolfinbikini: no, this is the kid that crys, so i'm trying to calm him down
blackmagekujo: sure, im sure they'll bealive that
evilwolfinbikini: ...i hate you...
blackmagekujo: well this is going on quaties lol
evilwolfinbikini: ..............i really hate you..................................

[18:39] blackmagekujo: <ding>
[18:39] blackmagekujo: hm, so thats what that button does
[18:40] evilwolfinbikini: what button?
[18:40] blackmagekujo: <ding>
[18:40] blackmagekujo: that one
[18:41] evilwolfinbikini: ah
[18:42] blackmagekujo: im learning new stuff already
[18:42] evilwolfinbikini: cool
[18:42] blackmagekujo: and its all thanks to discremenatly press buttons on the keyboard
[18:42] evilwolfinbikini: did you try ctl+g?
[18:42] blackmagekujo: no
[18:42] blackmagekujo: something tells me i dont too
[18:43] evilwolfinbikini: try it
[18:43] blackmagekujo: will it hurt?
[18:43] evilwolfinbikini: no
[18:43] blackmagekujo: <ding>
[18:43] blackmagekujo: hahahahaha
[18:43] blackmagekujo: it buzzes!
[18:43] blackmagekujo: BUZZES!
[18:46] evilwolfinbikini: so?
[18:46] blackmagekujo: i enjoy a good buzz every now and then
[18:46] blackmagekujo: ZING!
[18:46] evilwolfinbikini: ....
[18:46] evilwolfinbikini: that doesnt deserve to be in qouties
[18:47] blackmagekujo: i dont care mate it was just funny as hell
[18:47] evilwolfinbikini: .....
[18:48] blackmagekujo: im serius i cant stop luaghing...
[18:48] blackmagekujo: whoo i need a life
[18:48] evilwolfinbikini: same here
[18:48] evilwolfinbikini: im typing with one hand
[18:48] blackmagekujo: EWWWW!
[18:48] evilwolfinbikini: NOT THAT YOU IMBECILE!
[18:49] evilwolfinbikini: i'm eating a sandwich with the other, and i forgot my plate.
[18:49] blackmagekujo: ah
[18:50] evilwolfinbikini: let me ezplain first before you assume shit!
[18:50] evilwolfinbikini: and that definantly gets to go into qouties.