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Jerry: I’m scared.
Jess: God I hope it’s not another one of Bakuda’s fics.
VincentX: WHAT UP!?
Lauren: Well what are we riffing on today?
VincentX: *grin* Well I was thinking…
Trent: Crap.
VincentX: Shut up. Anyway, I was thinking about the very first fan fic that I did an MST on.
Brad: Oh boy.
VincentX: Zeromark and I riffed on it but we only did the first two chapters so…
Sam: We’re gonna riff on the entire story aren’t we?
VincentX: Oh yes.
Zack: So what’s the source material?
VincentX: Materials.
Mike: …Oh god not another crossover.
VincentX: Yep! This fic is entitled “The Next Super Saiyan” by VINcredable and it is a Dragon Ball GT and Kim Possible crossover!
All 8: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
VincentX: ENJOY!

i have allways wanted to read a kp/dbz fanfic, but nobody seems to have written one yet so i desided to write one my self

Mike: There’s probably a good reason for that and I bet we’re gonna find it out really quickly.

this is my first fanfic so please.. be kind

Trent: You know I’m sick of seeing that. That’s like saying, “I suck but don’t call me on it.” Seriously, just take the criticism you get like a man you pussy!

disclaimer: i do not own kp, dbz or any of there characters

Brad: Thank god for that, then you’d actually be getting paid for this.

The next Super Saiyan.

Zack: As long as it’s not Bakuda I don’t care.

Chapter one - end of a partnership, birth of a warrior

Jerry: I’m scared.

Ron Stoppable was just a basic average 15 year old boy who lived in Middleton and attended Middleton high school… who also frequently takes a supporting role in saving the world with his best friend Kim Possible and his pet naked mole rat Rufus, but lately Ron has had a secret that he hasn't told any one about.

Mike: …If that’s average then I’d hate to see what’s unusual in this town.

You see 2 months ago Ron was hit by a mystical energy from four jade monkey statues which gave him what everyone calls "the mystical monkey power".

Jess: Okay is that code for him hiding the fact that he jerks it to Kim?
Brad: It sounds like it.

At first he liked it because he was able to use it defeat the villain known as Monkey Fist

Lauren: …That sounds like a sick fetish.
Zack: Agreed.

but after he got home he started to feel light headed and before he knew it he his whole body was convulsing in pain, his arms and legs felt like they were being pulled apart, his spine felt like it was snapping in several places and his head felt like it was exploding, he was in so much pain that he was unable to even scream in pain until he fell unconscious.

Jerry: Then he stopped watching that scene from the first Spiderman movie.

When he awoke the next morning he looked at himself in the mirror he almost collapsed in shock his blond hair had been replaced with jet black hair, also his body was no longer skinny but was now well toned without being overdone but his biggest shock came when he saw something moving behind him reflected in the mirror but when he turned he saw nothing he turned back to the mirror and saw it again but this time he realised what it was, a full length, brown haired monkey tail growing out of his lower back.

Sam: Oh dear god.
Jerry: Again, first Spiderman movie.
Sam: Also I’d like to point out how that’s ONE SENTENCE!
Mike: Oh my god you’re right.

He decided that he would not tell anybody about the tail, he was afraid Kim would try to "help" him,

Zack: That scares me.

however despite his general hatred for monkeys, the tail just felt…natural.

Lauren: I’m sure it did…someone call the mental hospital for this kid.

So he simply told everyone that he dyed his hair, he just kept wearing his usual baggy cloths to hide his new body and to hide his tail he simply tied his tail once around his waist and tucked the end of his tail behind the beginning of his tail and let his hockey jersey hang over it.

Jerry: Okay what is with all these people writing “cloths” instead of “clothes?”
Trent: No idea, but it seems to be a widespread thing.
Jess: Well this guy is from the UK.
Trent: Culture clash.

That brings us to the present where a certain fuming redheaded hero and her sidekick are on a chopper heading home to Middleton after the third failed mission that week.

All 8: GET TO THE CHOPPA!

They sat in silence as Kim looked annoyed at something Ron appeared unaware of.

Zack: That time of the month?

"So Kim I think that was a really good mission don't you?" Ron said smiling over at Kim as he closed his eyes leaning back in his chair.

Mike: Well if “failing” is good…

"Good!" Kim shouted

Lauren: Oh she agrees.

looking madder at Ron with each passing moment, "you nearly destroyed the whole facility."

Zack: Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few facilities.

"its not my fault people always build self destruct buttons in plan sight where anyone could accidentally hit them, anyway you stopped it," Ron said as if it was nothing.

Sam: If it was in plain sight how could you not notice it?

"But that's it you always do something like that," Kim said her angry face turning red.
"Yeah but I promise I wont do anything like that again I only did it this time because Rufus isn't here. You know those burritos made him sick so I left him at home" Ron explained.

Trent: Yeah, I’m sure the presence of the rat would’ve made a huge difference.

"No Ron its…" Kim stopped as she looked out the window, "I don't think you should go out on missions anymore."
"What!" Ron shouted standing up, "you can't do that I've been going on missions since we started."

Jerry: As well as screwing up in the same ratio.

"I know Ron but that doesn't change my mind you've got stronger since we began but you still get in the way more than you help." Kim said as she hopped out of the chopper which had landed in the school parking lot.
"Ron would you stop following me." Kim hissed angrily, she was still peeved at him.

Trent: Yeah, it’s definitely that time of the month.
Jess: *SMACK*
Trent: Ow.

"But KP...I said I was sorry! I didn't mean to mess up I swear...next time I'll try harder I promise!" Ron pleaded but it fell on deaf ears.

Mike: I understand being near an explosion can deafen you.

A group of students had gathered around them but neither had noticed yet. No one knew exactly what was going on but what happened next no one would soon forget. And Kim would spend years regretting her actions and words.

Lauren: Please don’t blow him in front of everyone.

"SORRY!" She yelled, causing Ron to flinch. "Sometimes sorry just isn't enough Ron! That was the third mission you have screwed up this week. God I'm starting to believe that Bonnie is right, you are a loser!"

Trent: Yeah, definitely on her period.
Zack: Yeah, definitely mood swings.

Ron stepped back as he looked like Kim had punched him in the gut.
"But KP...I"
"But what!" Kim growled. Ron just stared at his feet unable to think of any thin to say "Argh! I don't have time for this I'm going to my locker!" Kim snarled and turned around.

Sam: Why aren’t there any question marks?

"KP! Wait please" Ron grabbed her shoulder, he didn't want her to leave like that.

Mike: Oh that’s not a good idea.

Unfortunately Kim still blinded by anger and frustration could not think or comprehend what she was doing until it was to late. "Don't touch me Ron, go be an idiot or a loser some place else and stay the hell away from me!" She snapped and swung her hand without thinking. CRACK!

Brad: Hey it’s what this author was on when he wrote this!

The crowd gasped in shock as Kim slapped Ron with such force it knocked him off his feet and to the floor.

Jerry: What a slobber knocker!
Trent: Oh my!

Her emerald eyes went wide as she stared at her now stinging hand, she could see drops of blood dripping from her nails. She had been mad at Ron but she never wanted to hit him. She fearfully dropped her gaze to meet his, only to be shocked when she saw the three long cuts on his cheek that her nails had caused. They were bleeding quite badly as they had all ready caused a small pool of Ron's blood on the floor.

Sam: Is she Lady Deathstrike or something? How the hell do cuts from fingernails bleed like bullet wounds?

She could see tears mixing with the blood around his cheek. With a gulp she looked in his eyes and saw what she had truly done. His once lively and happy chocolate brown eyes had been drained of emotion.

Mike: She turned him emo!
All 8: AAAAAAAH!

She couldn't believe what she had just done and the look on his face and in his eyes told her just what she had done. She desperately tried to move to hug him or say something but she was stuck, trapped gazing into his dead gray sad eyes.

Jerry: CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIN!
Zack: THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!

Finally Ron got up to his feet, not bothering to look at the horrified expression on Kim's face nor did he bother to wipe the blood from his cheek. With that Ron left Kim and the group in the hall in haste. Kim remained rooted to her spot not wanting to believe what had just happened...she watched Ron walk out the main doors with tears in her eyes, little did she know that that would be the last she saw of Ron Stoppable for a very long time.

Lauren: *Yoda* Anger, PMS; tools of the Dark Side these are.

Ron still hadn't bothered to wipe the blood of his cheek yet as he walked home, not noticing that he had inadvertently left a blood trail from the school towards his house. However he couldn't shake a very bad feeling that he had since he left the school but he just thought it was the after shock of what had happened at school.

Trent: Okay she’s got to have razor nails.
Sam: Like I said, Lady Deathstrike.

As he walked home Ron remembered all the adventures he had with Kim in the past, he also wondered what would happen when he went back to school, he was about 30 meters away from his house when a huge explosion sent him flying backwards.

Jess: Well that was random.

Ron didn't know whether or not he had fallen unconscious from the explosion but when he sat up all he could see was the smouldering remains of his house "mom, dad, Rufus" he knew what he was doing he was running towards his house and started pulling debris out of the way while screaming for his parents and his trusted pet, as he pulled the remains of the kitchen table away he had to cover his mouth to stop from vomiting as his eyes fell upon the charred remains of a human hand wearing his mothers wedding band.

Mike: Well that’s…gory.
Brad: Uh isn’t this based off a Disney show?

He continued his search with no luck, most of the house had been disintegrated by whatever had caused the explosion, he fell to his knees in what remained of the kitchen as he pulled back his fist and struck the ground. "why?" he muttered.
A dark voice filled the room "because you weren't here" Ron slowly turned his head to face who had spoken only to find him self looking into the eyes of Monkey Fist.

Trent: How does that make sense? “I blew up your house because you weren’t there.”

"what."
Monkey Fist sneered "I said they died because you weren't here, I came looking for you and found them"

Zack: *Monkey Fist* I then decided to go on a killing spree and then ate your pet. He tasted like chicken by the way.

Ron's eyes widened in realization "you…you monster" Ron said with tears in his eyes "I told you Stoppable, there can only be one monkey master "

Jess: There can be only one chronic masturbator in this series!

monkey fist ran forward and with lightning quick reflexes forced a knee into Ron's gut and followed up with a uppercut to his face, Ron fell backwards with blood pouring from his mouth, to him it seemed he was falling in slow motion while thinking about his family, his mom…..his dad…..and his pet Rufus only to have his thoughts interrupted by his head hitting the floor hard. He opened his eyes and looked up at Monkey Fist and saw something he didn't expect to see…rage.

Jerry: Brooklyn rage?
Zack: Nyeeeeh!

Monkey Fist opened his mouth and literally screamed " A TAIL! HOW DID YOU GET A TAIL!" ron turned his head weakly to his left and saw that at some point his tail had come loose and monkey fist was pissed.

Sam: That sounds like an innuendo.

Monkey Fist leant down and grabbed Ron by the scruff of his hockey jersey and picked him up so that his eyes were level with Ron's "I'll give you a simple choice TELL ME OR I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT, INCLUDING THAT BITCH KIM POSSIBLE"

Trent: Now allow me to continue SHOUTING AT RANDOM!
Lauren: As well as ADD CURSING TO DISNEY TV SHOWS!

Ron's eyes opened wide as he screamed "NO!"

All 8: YES!

all of a sudden an invisible force pushed Monkey Fist back 10 feet forcing him to drop Ron.

Brad: *Count* TEN! TEN FEET! Ha, ha, ha!

Monkey Fist: "what the hell!"

Mike: I’d be surprised too if my dialogue style changed partway through a chapter.

Ron landed on his feet and felt something happening to him, he felt rage boiling up within him and for once in his life he had no intention of holding it back.

Sam: Sounds like someone has diarrhea.

"you monster" Ron's eyes momentarily flashed green before turning back brown

Jerry: No you’re not.

"you killed my mother." Ron took a step forward
"you killed my father."

Zack: You killed my father, you dirty rat.

Ron stopped in his tracks being overwhelmed by emotion
"you killed Rufus"

Lauren: Is he treating that as worse than his parents being murdered?

"You threatened Kim and I…..WILL…..NEVER…FORGIVE…YOU!"

Jerry: I’M EMOTING!

Ron knelt slightly, half bent his arms, balled his fists and screamed as he felt a huge power flow through him

Trent: Shit that brick!

"Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" a huge shockwave flew from Ron disintegrating what remains of the house leaving nothing but a crater, the shockwave also smashed into Monkey Fist sending him flying through the air and imbedding him in the wall of the house across the street instantly knocking him unconscious.

Mike: So he shouted “Arh” and then pronounced the “h” for half a minute?

Ron however was still changing, his teeth were grinding his fists were clenched so tight that his nails had cut into his hands and were bleeding badly, then he felt another surge of emotion many times bigger than the last and he didn't even try to stop it as it took hold of his body and

Trent: And then?
Zack: No and then!

"arhggggggggggggg!"

Lauren: So he shouted “arh” and then pronounced the “g” multiple times?

in a blinding flash Ron changed hugely,

Sam: Grammar, no one understands how to use it anymore.

his muscles bulged so much that his usually baggy clothes became tight against his arms and legs, his usually brown eyes had been replaced with pure Teal eyes surrounded by white without any pupils, but the biggest change had to be his hair, his black hanging hair had been replaced with beautiful golden hair which spiked up, and there seemed to be a golden aura surrounding him.

Brad: He then ran off to be in a gay pride parade.

Ron's body had finally given out his arms went lack his hair and eyes reverted to there natural state and Ron let out a gasp as he fell unconscious flat onto his face in the centre of the crater and started dreaming of his lost family, little did Ron know that someone had sensed his power and was already on his way to change his life forever.

Mike: Unlike the villain who had just slightly altered it.

TO BE CONTINUED…..

All 8: DUN DUN!

Chapter two - rescue and recovery

Jess: Well at least he writes out the numbers as words.

Vegeta was training in the gravity room of capsule corporation, he glanced at the settings dial next to the door the electronic numbers read 1000x, someone banged on the door of the gravity room and his wife shouted "Vegeta for the last time dinner is ready" "I'm coming" Vegeta replied.

Jerry: So much for that writing out the numbers part…

Vegeta walked towards the dial and switched the gravity back to normal and stepped out of the room making his way to the kitchen passing his violet haired son Trunks in the corridor, Vegeta turned and watched as his son walked straight past the gravity room and into his own bedroom, Vegeta shook his head and turned back towards the kitchen, he entered the kitchen and sat at the table beside his wife Bulma "that kid hasn't trained properly since before Bulla was born. He hasn't even glanced at the sword I got him for his birthday."

Sam: That’s two sentences.
Mike: Dear god.

"I know, it is rather strange the version of Trunks that came from the future loved his sword."

Brad: …Nah too easy.

All of a sudden trunks stormed through the door "dad can you feel that?" "what?" Vegeta looks at his son and concentrates, after a moment he senses what his son had obviously already felt, a new power level, not as strong as a Super Saiyan 2 but way stronger than Freeza was "Bulma we'll be back soon, Trunks lets go" Bulma watched as her husband and son ran outside and flew off before she could shout "WAIT! WHATS GOING ON?" she sighs and walks back into the house, not 5 seconds after she closed the door someone knocks, Bulma walks back to the door hoping that either her husband or son had heard her and had come back to explain she was both disappointed and happy to find that it was not any member of her family but was two of her old friends, a tall women with long black hair tied back into a loose pony tail and her 15 year old daughter wearing her trademark red bandanna "Videl, Pan how nice to see you come on in"

Jerry: What the crap!?
Trent: Oh dear god we’ve got another one who merges what should be separate paragraphs into one big cluster fuck.

Meanwhile after 5 minutes of Vegeta and Trunks flying full speed across landscapes, mountains and an ocean they arrived at there destination, Middleton Colorado "over there!" Vegeta pointed towards a pillar of smoke lifting out of the ground about a mile away, when they arrived the smoke had cleared enough so that they could see everything, in the centre of the street where a house was supposed to be was nothing but a smouldering crater then Trunks notices something in the centre of the crater "there's someone down there"

Lauren: That’s one sentence.
Zack: If only this guy had as many periods as Kim.
Lauren: *SMACK*
Zack: OW!

They both landed in the crater to find an injured boy no older then 16 years old with black hair and half buried in rubble "quick get him out" Vegeta said with haste while bending over to dig the boy out shortly joined by Trunks, after 30 seconds of digging Vegetas eyes widened and he fell backwards in shock "im…impossible" Trunks looked at his farther puzzled then he followed his dads eyes to where he was looking and then he saw it…..a tail sticking out of the boys lower back "he's a ….a Saiyan!" Vegeta said finally finding his voice.

Mike: Okay, I don’t care if this is this guy’s first story; the awful grammar and missing punctuation can’t be excused by anything. Here’s a thought, if you were putting your very first story on the internet, wouldn’t you try as hard as you could to make sure it at least looked presentable?
Jess: Great point.
Sam: I agree; it’s like the pilot for a TV show; they try to make it the best they can to get people interested. Kids, think of this like your own personal TV Pilot; put your best foot forward and avoid messes like this.
Brad: Exactly, even if your story isn’t very good you can at least have good spelling and structure.

Then Vegeta heard them, sirens they would be here in less then 2 minutes "quick grab the kid and lets go, we will have to figure everything out at home" Trunks knew not to ask any questions but as he picked up the kid he finally noticed the he was injured quite badly "dad he's in pretty bad shape" "all the more reason to get him to Bulma as quick as possible" Vegeta replied as he took of into the air shortly followed by his son.

Jerry: So he spells out the numbers for chapter titles but not in the fic itself?
Lauren: That makes no sense whatsoever.

Bulma had just finished serving coffee to Videl and Pan when Vegeta and trunks kicked open the door carrying a young boy who was bleeding quite badly

Trent: Hey honey! Look what I found for dinner!

Bulma: "oh my god what happened" Bulma stood up looking shocked

Zack: You know I’d complain about the change in dialogue styles…but at least it’s easier to read now.

Trunks: "we found him like this in Middleton"
Bulma: "bring him through to the lab"

Lauren: I agree with Zack; this is stupid looking but at least we can freaking read it.

Trunks took the boy to the lab and laid him down on the workbench while being followed closely by Bulma, Vegeta, Videl and Pan. While Bulma looked him over, she noticed something

Brad: That’s called a penis.

Bulma: hey I know this kid it's that teen heros sidekick what was her name…OH Kim Possible.
At the mention of Kim Possible Pan stepped forward to get a proper look at his face

Lauren: *Pan* Hey this guy isn’t from our show!

Pan: "hey your right that is Ron Stoppable"
Videl and Bulma eyed pan suspiciously

Sam: I’m eyeing the lack of punctuation suspiciously too.

Videl: "and how do you remember his name so well hmm?"
Pan looks away while blushing furiously

Jess: …She touches herself to him constantly.
Brad: Ya think?

Pan: "ummm well you know he is always on TV" pan lied

Trent: Plus I bet you’ve got all the Ron yaoi on EARTH.

Videl and Bulma decided to let it go for now and went back to patching up Ron
15 minuites later

Mike: Is that a new form of time?

Videl and Bulma had finished wrapping Ron's arms and chest in bandages and putting a big bandage on his cheek to cover up three long deep\cuts on Ron's left cheek. And they had put him in the guest room to rest until he woke up. Everyone else was sitting in the living room drinking coffee when Bulma spoke up

Lauren: *Bulma* I say we eat him.

Bulma: "you know I happened to notice something about Mr Stoppable while we were patching him up"

Jerry: He was in a pool!

Videl: "you mean that tail don't you?"
Bulma: "yes" she looks at Vegeta and asks "he's a Saiyan isn't he?"
Vegeta: "yes, without a doubt"

Lauren: So…that’s an average day for you then?
Trent: No doubt.
Lauren: You chop your balls off and die?
Trent: Hell yeah.

Bulma: "how is that possible? I thought the only pure blood Saiyans left were you and Goku"
Vegeta: "that is what I intend to ask the boy when he wakes up"
Trunks: "hey look" pointing at the muted TV

Jerry: It’s ROGUE’S ASS!

All 6 Guys: WOOO!
Jess: Oh god.
Lauren: Fantastic.

Bulma grabs the remote and turns the volume up
TV: "hello this is Cassandra Montain coming to you live from Middleton Colorado where approximately 30 minutes ago there was some sort of explosion from this small district leaving a house that was here literally non existent"

Mike: Except for all that existent rubble.

The camera pans to see a small crater where a house once was
Trunks: "that's where we found him, in the middle of that crater"
Tv: "three people are believed to have been in the house at the time of the explosion one of witch

Zack: HE’S A WITCH! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!

was a young man by the name of Ron Stoppable who many know as the sidekick of the world famous teen hero Kim Possible" the reporters face was replaced by a picture of Kim and Ron taken when Ron's hair was still blond "the other casualties are Gene and Mandy Stoppable who are the parents of Ron Stoppable, it is confirmed that a man has been arrested for the murder of Ron Stoppable and his parents, the man in question is a mister Montgomery Fisk AKA…

Trent: HEY!
Jerry: Relative of yours?
Trent: No!

Monkey Fist who is one of Team Possible enemy's" the camera pans again this time to a black haired man in a black karate gi being forced into the back of a police van screaming
Monkey Fist: "ha ha ha ha he I did it I destroyed Stoppable now I am once again the one true monkey mater"

Jess: Mater?
Brad: Oh dear god that’s wrong.

Monkey Fist was looking at the crater and assumed that Ron had destroyed himself with the mystical monkey power.
Tv: apparently the police found Mr Fisk across the street unconscious after having been blown away by the force of his own bomb, more news on this story later this is Cassandra Mont…

Sam: The TV is talking! It’s possessed!

The reporter was cut shot as Vegeta turned of the TV
Bulma "my god….that bastard killed his parents and nearly killed him, the police think he is dead and…..Vegeta what's wrong"
Vegeta had a look of confusion on his face before he said
Vegeta: "in that picture his hair was blond…..all pure blood Saiyans hair is black, and his hair is black now

Lauren: Wow, great summary of the facts there Sherlock.

Bulma: "what are you saying? That he wasn't always a Saiyan?"

Brad: *Vegeta* Uh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!

Vegeta: "he definitely is a pure blood Saiyan now"
Videl: "hey where did Pan go?"

Zack: Double clicking her mouse.

Trunks: "I have a good guess"
Every one looks at trunks and instantly knew where Pan was, while smiling (except Vegeta) everyone got up and made there way to the guest room
Mean while in the guest room Pan stood swooning over the fully bandaged Ron Stoppable

Mike: Again, just because this is your first fic doesn’t mean it has to be a total grammatical mess.

Pan: god he's even cuter in real life
She just stood there for what seemed to be an eternity staring at his lips

All 8: KISS HIM!

Trunks: "hey Pan if you are gonna kiss him at least wake him up so he can enjoy it too ha ha"
Pan turned to see every one standing in the door way smileing and sniggering at her, Pan quickly turned away blushing furiously

Lauren: Oh god.

Videl: "so I take it he is the boy in the pictures on your walls"

Trent: Called it!
Jess: She said pictures, not porn.
Trent: But what if they’re pictures of porn?
Jess: …Shut up.

Pan turned to her mother
Pan: "MOM!"
Pan turned back to see that Ron's expression had changed, his teeth were clenched ,eyes shut tight and a layer of sweat had appeared on his forehead

Mike: I really don’t want to know what he’s dreaming about.

Pan: "Bulma something's happening"

Zack: Please tell me he’s not having a wet dream about her.

Bulma stepped forward to get a better look at Ron
Bulma: "looks like he's having a nightmare, after what he has been through today I cant say I am surprised"

Lauren: Yeah, if I was in this fic I’d be freaking out and having nightmares too.

Then Ron started speaking in his sleep
Ron: Mon..key…Fist

All 8: GAY.

Vegeta: Bulma, pan get back!
Bulma and Pan did what they were told

Jess: How riveting.

Bulma: "what's wrong"
Trunks: "his power level is rising"
Ron: "I…wont ….forgive you."
Suddenly Ron sat bolt up in bed wide eyed and screamed
Ron: "Fissssssssssssskkkk!"

All 8: KAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

In a flash Ron's hair shot up and turned gold and his eyes turned Teal, he shot out of bed in a panic running to the far wall and turning around to look at his surroundings
Ron: "whoareyoupeople!" Ron said in quick succession

Brad: Oh god.

Bulma: "calm down Ron we are friends you are safe here"
Ron looked at everyone one last time before he was overcome with exhaustion, his hair and eyes reverted back and he collapsed.

Trent: *Vegeta* Well he’s dead, let’s eat.

Bulma and Videl picked Ron up and carried him back to the bed while pan tried to get over what had just happened
Trunks: "my god dad, he is a Super Saiyan"
Vegeta: "I noticed, this explains why he was in a bad state when we found him, I bet he hasn't had any training how to use his ki properly and because of that, when he transformed it put a huge strain on his body, in fact it almost destroyed him"

Zack: Sucks to be him.

Trunks: "his body isn't trained for that much power"
Bulma: "so what can we do to help him"
Vegeta: "…..someone has to train him…..and I suppose I am the most qualified to do so.

Jerry: And by “qualified” he means “the only one left.”

Kim was walking home trying to figure out what she would say next time she saw Ron,

Jess: Wow, thank you random scene change that is in no way set up to show that a scene change is taking place.

she had to apologise somehow , as she walked up to her front door she noticed a black sedan parked in front of her house when she walked in she saw Dr director of global justice sitting on her sofa next to her mother and father

Mike: Dr. Director?
Jerry: Nearly every character in this show has a pun for a name.
Mike: Oh joy, Sam did you do the writing for it?
Sam: No, so you can’t blame me.

Kim: "Dr director what's the sitch do you need me for a mission?"
Dr: no Kim I…..uh….I think you better sit down Kim I have some bad news

Jess: Your show was canceled because Disney decided the quality was too high.

Kim sat next to her mother and saw that they had both been crying, at this point Kim had started to panic
Kim: "what's going on! Has something happened to Jim and Tim!"

Lauren: …Let me guess, brothers?
Brad: Probably.

Dr: "no Kim your brothers are fine,

Lauren: YEAH!

I am afraid its Mr Stoppable, his house was blown up nearly an hour ago we believe he was inside at the time, along with his parents, I'm sorry"

Zack: Wow, way to put that lightly.

By the time Dr director had finished speaking Kim had broken down into tears and kept repeating

Trent: Thank god he’s finally gone?

Kim: "no, no it cant be true, it cant be true"

Trent: Meh, close enough.

Dr: "we found a blood trail leading from your school all the way to where the remains of the house were that's how we know he was there, we have the man responsible in custody."

Lauren: We also would like to know how you could cut his face so badly with your NAILS that he would bleed for HALF A FUCKING MILE!

Kim: "oh god it was me I ….s….slapped him and it cut his c…cheek and then he went home oh god its all m…..my fault" Kim's mother and father just sat there comforting there daughter as she cried her eyes out.
To be continued…

Jerry: Sucks.

Chapter three - My Immortal

Mike: Uh oh.

One day later…

All 8: AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE!

The night had passed without incident, but Ron had still not awakened from his sleep.
Trunks walked through the door to the gravity chamber to find his father training as usual, he took one step into the room and fell flat on his face after being overwhelmed by the gravity.

All 8: HAH HAH!

Trunks : "OUCH! Son of a"
His fall had alerted Vegeta to his sons presence, Vegeta shook his head in annoyance when he saw that his son couldn't even stand 800x gravity.

Brad: Oh son of a Saiyan.

Vegeta : "get up! Your embarrassing yourself."
Trunks managed to pick himself up.
Trunks: "heh!. Sorry dad I guess I haven't been keeping up with my training for a while"
Vegeta had an annoyed look on his face

Jess: If I was in this fic I would too.

Vegeta: "a while? TRY FIFTEEN YEARS"
Trunks: "no way! It s been….ummmm…"
Trunks thought for a moment as Vegeta looked at him waiting far a response…
Vegeta: "well…."
Trunks: "…..ok so its been a long time, but that's not what I am here to talk about"

Brad: Thanks for that bit of filler.

Vegeta : "what is it then?"
Trunks : "I have a few questions about the kid"
Vegeta: "you want to know why I want to train him don't you?"
Trunks was surprised, for that was exactly what he was going to ask

Sam: *Vegeta* Well you see unlike you he might actually get stronger and not be a little pansy all the time.

Trunks: "yes, I do"
Vegeta hesitated for a moment, and then spoke
Vegeta: "that boy is a Saiyan, one of the last, and no Saiyan should be that weak, we are a proud warrior race and he deserves to know what he is, and what he is capable of"

Sam: I like my idea better.

Meanwhile in the guest room Ron started stirring from his sleep, his eyes opened slowly as he tried to register what was happening, then he remembered, his home, his parents, Rufus all gone. he sat up and looked around in confusion, not recognising his surroundings, he noticed his arms, hands and cheek were bandaged up.
Ron: "what the hell."

Zack: *Ron* Why can’t I use question marks!?

Despite being in quite a lot of pain Ron slowly got out of bed and limped his way over to the door, when he noticed an oddly familiar logo imprinted on the door, it was the letter c being bordered by another c, Ron decided it wasn't important right now and proceeded to push a button next to the door, and with a quiet hum the door opened revealing a brightly lit corridor, after taking a moment for his eyes to adjust to the light he stepped out and moved to the closest window which was at the bottom of the stairs, looking out of the window he noticed that he was no longer in Middleton but was in a city he did not recognise.

Lauren: Oh my god that is one sentence.
Jerry: Geez, we go from crap descriptions to one giant sentence attempting to describe what’s happening. Fantastic.

Then he heard voices coming from a room behind him, he slowly made his way to the door and peeked through a small window on the door to see to men standing in a rather plain looking room. One of them had violet coloured hair and was dressed in genes

Mike: How does that work?
Trent: That’s creepy.

a brown jacket and wore a blue ascot around his neck, but it was the second man that grabbed Ron's attention, he was wearing blue trousers with a blue vest and he has black spiky hair and he was very muscular and to Ron he just seemed threatening.

Zack: AND THEEEEEN!?

Then Ron heard a noise to his right coming from what he could only presume was the kitchen, someone was coming without thinking he ran quickly but quietly ran up the stairs while trying to ignore the pain in his arms, when he reached the top of the stairs he kneeled down and looked to see a blue haired woman come out of the kitchen and through a room to her right, thinking he was in the clear Ron stood up straight and was ready to walk back down when suddenly a door opened behind him to reveal another, younger blue haired woman with longer hair.

Brad: I smell hijinks!

Bulla: "hey mom is that yo…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ron : "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Lauren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Zack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jess: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
All 4: MUSTACHE!

Ron accidentally stumbled backwards from the shock and fell down the stairs.
Trunks was about to leave the gravity room when we two people screaming, trunks and Vegeta ran from the gravity room just in time to see someone hit the bottom of the stairs.
Ron laid at the foot of the stairs unable to move after taking the fall.
Ron: "dude! This is so not my week,"

Mike: Understatement of the year.

Ron looked up to see three people looking down at him. The two men from the room and the girl who had screamed in his face.
Ron: "umm hi?"

Jerry: *Vegeta* Helloooo!
Trent: *Trunks* Hellooooo!
Jess: *Bra* Hellooooo!
All 3: Hello!

Bulma came barging through the door to the living room,
Bulma: "what happened?"

Lauren: Stupid things.

Trunks: "bulla met our guest"

Trent: Wait…Bulla? I thought her name was Bra.
Jerry: Hi Funimation cover up!

Bulma looked at Ron and saw that he was scared
Bulma: "don't worry Mr Stoppable you are among friends here"
Bulma looked at trunks
Bulma: "hey help him into the living room"

Zack: How do you start four lines with the same name like that?

Trunks: "ok mom"
A few moments later everyone except Bulla was in the front room.

Lauren: She went to Funimation to get them to change her name to something slightly less stupid.

Bulma: "ok I think introductions are in order my name is Bulma, the boy with violet hair is my son trunks"
Trunks: "hi"
Bulma: "you have already met my daughter bulla upstairs and this bundle of sunshine is Vegeta my husband."

Mike: Bundle of sunshine?
Brad: Yeah, because when I think of Vegeta I think of sunshine.

Bulma gestured to the man with black hair.
Ron : "umm…nice to meet you all….my name is Ron ….so…can someone tell me what is going on please?"
Bulma: "of coarse, but….you will have to keep an open mind about what we are about to tell you."

All 8: OF COURSE!

Ron blinked in confusion for a moment and answered
Ron: "ok"
Ten minutes later Bulma had told Ron everything that had transpired over the last 24 hours.

Zack: Oh thank god he skipped over that bit of exposition.

Ron had a bewildered look on his face.

Brad: *Ron* That sounds like something out of a bad fan fic!

Ron: "….well….I guess….. I owe you all quite a lot…..thank you."
Vegeta, Trunks and Bulma all looked shocked that he had accepted what Bulma had told him with such….calmness.
Trunks found his voice first
Trunks: "aren't you surprised at all, I mean we just told you that we can fly."

Jess: I’d think the flying part would be lower on the “WTF” scale right now.

Ron: "trust me…. I have seen much stranger things. So …..every one thinks I am dead?"
Vegeta finally lost his patients

Sam: Is he a doctor?

Vegeta: "ok now its my turn to ask questions. First of all what planet are you from?"
Ron sat there with a look of confusion
Ron: "…huh? …..Earth of coarse."

All 8: OF COURSE!

Vegeta: I thought so, well how long have you been a saiyan?
Ron: "that depends"
Vegeta: "on what!"
Ron : "what's a say yin"

Trent: Wait, in that recap they gave him they didn’t tell him what a Saiyan was?

Vegetas eyebrow twitched as a vein appeared on his forehead
Trunks & Bulma: "oh no!"

All 8: OH YEAH!

Vegeta towered over Ron
Vegeta: "ITS SAIYAN! NOT SAY YIN!"

Zack: You know what I’m sayin’!?

Ron looked up at Vegeta
Ron: "dude I don't know what a Saiyan is!" Ron said confidently
Ron's mind: "concentrate all power on lip not quivering."

Brad: My mind is telling me to concentrate all my power on not beating this author with a pipe.

Trunks and Bulma were surprised to see that Ron had not backed down while Vegeta tried to calm down
Vegeta: "Saiyans are a warrior race with tails and you are one, now answer this, how long have you had that tail?"

Sam: Two chapters.

Ron looked behind him after remembering his tail was still loose
Ron : "this thing? I've had it for around three months now. Ever since I was hit with.….."

Jerry: A penis.
Zack: In the face.
Trent: Like a boss.

Vegeta: "what?" Vegeta said while growing more impatient
Ron : "well the day before I got it I was hit by a weird energy from four jade monkey statues"
Vegeta: "four what!"
Ron: "ummm jade monkey statues"

Lauren: *Bulma* Wow, that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Vegeta stood thinking for a moment when his eyes grew wide when he remembered something his dad king Vegeta once told him. Trunks saw his eyes grow wide.
Trunks: "dad what is it?"
Vegeta: "I know what those statues are."

Mike: A stupid plot device?

Flashback
King Vegeta: "son listen carefully to what I am about to tell you for one day this information could save our
People, many years ago we realised that as a warrior race we were always in danger of being
attacked, and if we should by a slim chance fail to defend our selves we would need a way to
rebuild our race so we created four devises that when working together can transform any
species into a pure blood Saiyan."

Brad: Wait…what the fuck?
VincentX: And folks that is exactly how the lines are spaced…why they’re like that I have no freaking clue.

Vegeta: "and where are these devises?"

Sam: They are of the convenient plot type.

King Vegeta: "we hid them in four green ape statues and took them to a small primitive planet and hid them."
Vegeta: "ha. It doesn't matter. The Saiyan race will never be destroyed."
King Vegeta: "I hope you are right son."

All 8: HAHA!

End flashback
Vegeta ended his story

Zack: No really?

Trunks : "so why didn't you ever try to find the statues"
Vegeta: "my father never told me where they were hidden"

Lauren: How convenient.

Vegeta turned to Ron who was still trying to process what he had just heard
Vegeta: "so where are the statues now?"
Ron snapped out of his daze
Ron : "huh? ..oh they were kinda …broken during the fight"
Vegeta: "DAMN!"

Mike: *Vegeta* I’M SHOUTING!

Ron: "so this means that you are all Saiyans as well?"
Vegeta: "I am, but trunks and bulla are both half Saiyan and half human"
Bulma: "and I am 100 home grown human"

Jess: You are one hundred people?

Ron: "how come you don't have a tail like mine?"

Jerry: *Vegeta* Well there was this fat guy with a sword and one thing led to another.

Vegeta: "mine was cut of in a fight a long time ago"
Ron: "and Saiyans are from another planet?"

Brad: No, they’re monkey people from Earth.

Vegeta: "yes, well we were, but our planet was destroyed years ago"
Ron: "ok this is just too weird, even for me"
Vegeta: "well enough about that, for now I have a proposition for you"

Zack: *Ron* No I will not suck your dick for money.

Ron looked at Vegeta confused
Ron: "ok, what?"
Vegeta: "you have a lot of potential, and if you want I can train you to become more powerful than you could possibly imagine"

Trent: *Ron* I don’t know, my imagination is pretty wild.

Ron: "what do you mean?"
Vegeta: "follow me"
Without waiting for a response Vegeta stood and walked out the door to the front garden followed closely by Bulma trunks and Ron after being helped up by Trunks.
Vegeta: "see that car?"
Ron glanced to where Vegeta had pointed and saw a nice looking shiny red sports car .

Mike: He blows it up or picks it up.

Ron "yep"
Vegeta held out his arm and pointed his palm towards the car and before Ron could ask what was going on, a yellowish beam shot out of Vegetas palm and hit the car which exploded on impact.

Mike: Called it and no I didn’t read ahead.

The shock had knocked Ron backwards as his eyes widened at what he just witnessed.
Ron : "whoa!"
Vegeta walked to Ron and said

Jerry: *Vegeta* I’m horny!

Vegeta: " you have one week to decide, you can stay here until then, but keep in mind that if you choose to become my student, you will have to maintain the illusion that you are dead"
With that Vegeta walked back into the house followed by the rest , w hen Ron noticed Trunks was sniggering
Ron: "yo Trunks-man what's funny?"

Brad: Your attempt at ebonics?

Trunks looked back at the wreck that was once a car
Trunks: "nothing important"
As everyone made there way back into the living room Bulla came down the stairs.

Jess: It was her car and she screams about it.

Bulla: "going out mom, back soon"
Bulla walked out the front door and Ron noticed a look on Trunks face, as if he was waiting for something.
Bulla: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CAR!"

Jess: Woo!

With that Trunks doubled over in laughter and Ron realised why Trunks had been sniggering

Sam: All I gotta say is thank god he didn’t forget the “s” in that word…

Trunks: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Zack: A little much there?

One week later…

Jerry: It's been one week since you looked at me
Brad: Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Trent: Five days since you laughed at me
Zack: Saying get that together come back and see me.
Sam: Three days since the living room
Mike: I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Lauren: Yesterday you'd forgiven me
Jess: But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry!

Middleton cemetery.

Jerry: Now I’m dead!
Sam: Like a boss!

It was raining heavily, As people lined up to leave a rose on a golden plaque.

Mike: What?

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

Jerry: Oh you’re kidding me.

A surprising amount of people had attended Ron's funeral

Trent: It was surprising because no one liked him.

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

Jerry: Oh my god you unoriginal bastard.
Lauren: What?
Jerry: This is a complete rip off of the funeral from Daredevil.

Kim was there crying while being hugged by her mother.
you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

Zack: Wait…this is “My Immortal” by Evanescence.
Jerry: Yep, like I said, complete rip off of Daredevil.

Kim recognised a lot of the people there, Tara from the cheer squad, Ron's Japanese friend Yori in tears, Joe the Canadian spy, even there tech genius wade had attended, a couple of there enemy's had allso arrived, such as the Seniors and though she was trying to stay hidden under a trench coat Kim recognised Shego in the crowd, but Kim didn't care, they were just here to pay there respects for the fallen hero.

Mike: Hero? Wasn’t he a complete screw up?
Jess: Oh and we’re skipping the rest of the lyrics.

But Kim did not notice two figures watching everything from afar there faces hidden behind hoods in black rain coats.
Vegeta: "this is your last chance to back out Stoppable, you can go over there and tell everyone you are alive and well, or…..you come with me"

Sam: That sounds ominous.

Ron thought about all he had lost, his parents, Rufus, his home and then he raised a hand to his cheek and touched the three long cuts and winced he knew they would become scars.

Trent: Oh for fuck’s sake.

Ron: "I don't have anything left here, I'll come with you"
Vegeta nodded and turned towards a black car. Ron took one last look at his memorial servise and followed Vegeta
Ron: "goodbye KP"
Mrs Possible looked to her left and saw a black car drive off while holding her daughter. She couldn't help but find it out of place somehow but decided to ignore it, for it was now time for them to lay there roses on Ron's memorial.

Brad: How would a black car be out of place at a funeral?

Kim and her parents walked towards the plaque and placed there individual roses on top before reading it one last time
In memory of
Ron Stoppable
1991-2006
A good friend
A true hero

Lauren: A true hero? I guess “completely idiot” wasn’t appropriate.

To be continued…

Trent: Heaven help us all.

just thought i would take this opertunity to clear up a few things...this story takes place one year after Goku left with shenron at the end of GT

Jerry: Ya think?

Piccalo will be makeing an appearence even though he is kinda dead.

Jerry: Well Piccolo is dead so I guess Piccalo can show up…whoever he is.

plus i am going to create a bad guy by fuseing freeza and cooler together and ron is gonna take the piss out of them by calling them Fridge-Freeza

Mike: …
Brad: …You know it’s no fun when you make fun of yourself.

but i need a real name for him...so what do you guys think of the name. "Glacier"

Zack: Anything is better than your first idea.

please review and give an answer

Jess: You suck and just stop.

Chapter 4 - The Sparring Partner

Trent: Oh shit I’m getting flashbacks to Rise of a Saiyan God.

Two weeks later….
Ron had adapted well to his new life at capsule corp. Bulma had decided to let Ron keep the guest room as his own, the day after Ron's memorial service Bulma had taken Ron shopping for clothes since all of his had been destroyed, he had nothing to extravagant just a few plain white and black t-shirts, a few pairs of black genes and two baggy jerseys to hide his tail.

Brad: I guess DNA is the new black then.

Ron had nearly no free time since nearly all of his time was being taken up by training with Vegeta, at first it was simple exercises but then Ron had been taken into the plain looking room where he had first seen trunks and Vegeta, only to fall straight down onto the floor when Vegeta turned a knob on the wall to x2 and thus Ron had been introduced to the gravity room.

Mike: Turn up gravity!
Zack: Like a boss!

Ron's first test had been to stay in the gravity room for one whole day under two times earths normal gravity, when Ron came out of the room the next day he was surprised at how much he had changed, he was faster, felt stronger and was able to jump 5 meters into the air.

Lauren: Jump real high!
Jerry: Like a boss!

Next came energy manipulation, after days of trying and failing Ron had managed to focus his energy and create a small sphere of energy between his hands.

Jess: Create some energy!
Sam: Like a boss!

Vegeta was amazed at Stoppables progress, in just three weeks Ron had learned how to channel his ki, as Vegeta walked towards the gravity room to check on his student he noticed the number on the dial on the outside of the door read x5, Vegeta looked through the small window to see stoppable wearing a blue training gi that Vegeta had given him, it was an exact copy of his own, Vegeta watched as Ron continually kicked at the air.

Trent: Learn to fight!
Brad: Like a boss!

As Ron was training in the grav room he couldn't help but be amazed at what he was doing, he was actually standing in five times earths normal gravity, his thoughts however were interrupted by the door to the grav room opening and Vegetas voice shouting.

Zack: Vegeta shouting!
Lauren: Like a boss!

Vegeta : "Stoppable! Meet me in the atrium now!"
Ron: "be right there V"
Vegeta : " don't call me that!"

Mike: Make crappy nicknames!
Jess: Like a boss!

Ron followed Vegeta into the atrium which was shaped like a huge dome with a garden inside.
Ron: "what's up?"
Vegeta: "its time for you to learn how to fly"

Trent: Learn to fly!
Jerry: Like a boss!

Middleton jail

Zack: Go to jail!
Brad: Like a boss!
Sam: Don’t collect two hundred dollars!
Jess: Like a boss!

Monkey Fist sat on the bed in the corner of his cell thinking of someway to escape this place, he still couldn't explain what had happened at Stoppables house, all he could remember was seeing the tail and trying to find out how Stoppable got it. Then Stoppable screamed and then….nothing, he had assumed the power in him had triggered and the buffoon had destroyed himself.

Lauren: Okay I’m pretty sure if this guy KILLED three people he would be in god damn prison and not the local jail.

The day after Stoppable was killed, Monkey Fist had been visited by none other than Dr director of global justice who had revealed to Monkey Fist that there was not going to be a trial for the buffoons murder and that he was going to spend the rest of his life in prison, Monkey Fists response had been simple, "over my dead body"

Sam: And yet he’s in the county jail.

But at least now Ron was gone, he was now the one true monkey master, those were the words that kept repeating in his head.
Voice: "Fisk"

Trent: What?

Monkey Fist looked around to see where the voice had come from
Monkey Fist: "who's there?"
Voice: "it doesn't matter who I am at the moment"

Jess: Aka the author hasn’t decided who it is yet.

Monkey Fist looked around with haste to try and find where the voice was coming from, since his cell was sound proof from the outside, it had to be coming from inside the room, it was a horrible raspy voice, like the owner of the voice had a very bad sore throat.

Jerry: Frieza?

Voice: "what does matter is this."
All of a sudden a shining sphere appeared in the centre of the room causing Monkey Fist to jump back in surprise

Trent: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S A GOD DAMN BALL!
Brad: A FUCKING BALL!?
Trent: YES! A GOD DAMN FUCKING BALL!
Brad: HOLY SHIT! YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING!
Trent: NO FUCKING WAY!

Monkey Fist: "what the hell is this"

Trent and Brad: IT’S A FUCKING BALL!

Voice: "look into the sphere."
Monkey Fist took a step towards the sphere cautiously and looked deep into it, he was surprised to see two people wearing matching outfits standing in the atrium of a building and both of them seemed to be floating slightly of the ground one man had spiky hair black hair and seemed to be instructing the other on what to do, but the other was oddly familiar to monkey fist, as he stared more closely he noticed who the second man was, he had black hair brown eyes and…..a tail.
Monkey Fist: "Stoppable! He's alive!"

Lauren: Way to figure that one out genius.

Voice: "yes and I am assuming that you want revenge…. Am I correct?"
Monkey Fist : "yes, let me out, and I will destroy him right now"
Voice: "don't be a fool, you couldn't beat him twice before, and now he has had special training, the boy could beat you without breaking a sweat."

Zack: *Abridged Vegeta* And your point is?

Monkey Fist was getting angry

Sam: And we won’t like him when he’s angry.

Monkey Fist: "well then what would you suggest?"
Voice: "I could give you the same training he is receiving, I could make you more powerful than even you could imagine."

Mike: *Monkey Fist* I don’t know, I’ve got a pretty god imagination.
Lauren: Hey if this guy is gonna repeat dialogue we’re gonna repeat the jokes.

Monkey Fist looked suspiciously for a moment
Monkey Fist: "what's the catch?"
Voice : "you must complete a task for me, after you destroy Stoppable."
Monkey Fist: "what?"
The sphere in the centre of the room flashed and Ron disappeared from its surface only to be replaced by a picture of a muscular man with black hair wearing a blue fighting gi and also it seems has a tail just like Stoppables

Jess: Vegeta?

Voice: "I want you to hunt down and destroy this man, his name is Kakarot but he also goes by the name ….Goku…do we have a deal?"

Jerry: Hahahaha! Good luck on that one.
Brad: Why?
Jerry: At the end of GT Goku disappears into nothingness.
Brad: Pfft, nice.

Monkey Fist thought for a second….but only for that second

Sam: Because during the next second he threw poop across the room.

Monkey Fist: "yes, anything to destroy Stoppable"
Voice: "very well, step into the portal."
The sphere once again cleared but this time it grew larger and created a kind of tear in the air.

Zack: Okay who cut one?

With just a moment of hesitation Monkey Fist leaped through the portal.

Jess: But just one moment, not two, just one.

After emerging on the other side Fonkey Fist

All 8: HAHAHAHAHA!
Brad: Fonkey!
Mike: Play that fonkey music white ape!

looked at his new surroundings he was in the middle of a wasteland area the ground was a blood red colour and there were small clouds floating everywhere, then
He noticed a large signpost that read….

Trent: “Welcome to Raccoon City. Population FUCKED.”

H.F.I.L
Home For Infinite Losers

Lauren: Wait what?
Jess: Uh…what the hell?

Voice: "welcome to what you would call …..hell"

Jerry: Um, it is Hell; maybe if you weren’t a complete retard you would know that.

Monkey Fist spun around so fast that he almost lost his footing, before he found himself staring at the strangest feature he had ever laid eyes upon.

Mike: Feature?
Zack: Creature Feature?
Both: WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED!

The creature was humanoid but was completely white from head to toe except for a space on top of his head and atop both of its shoulders which were purple, and the creature also had a long snake like tail protruding for its back, the creature also had a very noticeable halo hovering above his head.

Jerry: Worst description of Frieza ever.

Monkey Fist: "wh…..what are you!"
Creature: "my name is Freeza…but you will call me…master…and soon with your help I will finally have my revenge ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Brad: *Frieza* Have I mentioned that I laugh a lot?

West city.

Lauren: And that’s where?
Jerry: DBZ city.
Lauren: …How creative.

The night sky was clear above west city as Pan was flying at top speed, past the skyscrapers and towards the edge of town before she landed in front of the Capsule Corporation building.
As she walked through the glass doors and into the front lobby she was met by none other than Bulma.
Bulma wasn't surprised to see Pan, her father Gohan had called ahead to ask for a new piece for his latest spaceship, one that would be faster than any that had come before it.

Mike: Yeah, I’m sure it has nothing to do with the guy that she has an obvious crush on.

Bulma: "hi Pan, are you here to pick up the part?"

Sam: *snicker*
Mike: Wow, that fit perfectly with what I just said.

Pan: "yeah, dad asked me to pick it up for him"
Bulma nodded
Bulma: "ok, I'll just be a moment…..now where did I put it."

Jess: Maybe it’s with all the question marks that this author doesn’t use.

Pan watched as Bulma disappeared into the back looking for the piece of equipment that her dad had asked for, then she heard a loud crash come from the Atrium to her left, pan walked slowly towards the glass doors to investigate but when she looked through the doors all she saw was vegeta standing in the middle of the Atrium looking up, pan followed his upwards eyes to…

Brad: Ah the bright sun!

Pan: "ohmygod…he's still here."
Pan looked up to see her secret crush for the last two years flying rather clumsily in circles near the glass ceiling of the Atrium.

Zack: Okay why does she have a crush on him?
Trent: You expect this author to explain something like that?
Zack: I just don’t get it; the guy is a total wuss and she’s most likely stronger than him.
Trent: Pity?
Zack: Ah.

Pan: "and he's already learned how to fly, Vegeta must be a pretty damn good teacher!"
Pan was trying to decide weather or not to go in and meet him properly,

Jess: She then stopped checking out the weather channel.

and in a moment of hesitation she started moving away from the doors.
Pan's mind: what are you doing? He's gorgeous and your crazy about him, if you don't go in there to at least introduce yourself I am gonna do this all night!

Lauren: Actually he’s a geek and you’re an idiot but whatever.

All of a sudden Pan heard her own voice inside her head singing with a very cheesy English accent.
Pan's mind: I get knocked DOWN, but I get up again, you aint never gonna keep me down, I get knocked down!

Sam: What the hell?
Jerry: God I wish someone would knock this author down and he wouldn’t get back up again.

In a split second Pan was through the doors to the atrium and walking towards Vegeta.
Pan: "hi Vegeta" Pan said with a nervous smile.
Vegeta turned to see who had spoken and found himself looking at the 15 year old granddaughter of his biggest rival.
Vegeta: "what are you doing here?"

Lauren: *Pan* Crappy writing.
Trent: *Vegeta* Ah.

Pan: "nice to see you too, dad sent me to pick up something… looks like he's doing well." Pan said while looking up at Ron, who unfortunately took that moment to lose his concentration and crash face first into a huge tree before plummeting down into a bush with a loud crash.

Lauren: Okay he’s not a geek, he’s a complete dumbass.
Jess: Clumsy dumbass.

Pan cringed.
Pan: "ouch!"
Vegeta: "you were saying?"

Zack: WAH, WAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Pan: "….. never mind"
Ron meanwhile was pulling himself out of the bush trying to clear his head.
Ron: "dude, I swear that tree wasn't there a moment ago"

Trent: Or maybe it was and you’re just a complete retard.
Brad: I’m going with your explanation.

As Ron looked up he saw that there was now a third person in the Atrium with them, it was a rather attractive girl with black shoulder length hair which was being held back by a red bandanna and the clothes she wore gave her a kind of tomboyish look, she wore a red t-shirt which showed of her middrift followed by a pair of blue Genes with a chain hanging from the right hip, and on both hands she wore black finger less gloves.

Jerry: STOP SPELLING IT AS “GENES” YOU DUMB FUCK! God damn it that is driving me fucking crazy!

Ron walked up to the two intending to introduce himself to the girl,

Zack: But then he tripped over his own feet and fell face first into the ground.

Ron: "hi, I don't think we have met," Ron held out his hand "I'm…."

Trent: Retarded.

Pan: "Ron Stoppable I know, I am a big fan" pan was unable to stop herself from grabbing his hand and shaking it joyfully.

Jess: So who wants to bet on them ending up together?
Jerry: *Randal* Even fucking Anne Frank could see she’s crazy about him.

Ron was shocked, this girl knew his name… and she didn't even say it wrong.

Sam: Well hooray for you.

Pan: "my name is Pan"

Mike: What?
Brad: My name is.
Trent: Who?
Lauren: My name is.

Ron looked at Vegeta and then back at pan and asked…..

Brad: Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Ron: "are you a Saiyan too?"
Pan: "yes, I am part Saiyan on my fathers side"
Vegeta meanwhile was losing his patients.

Jerry: That man should not be a doctor.

Vegeta: "that's enough, you need to get back to training"
Ron looked disappointed.
Ron : "aww man! Again?"

Jerry: AGAIN!

Vegeta : "yes…. Again!"

Sam: Oh god.

Ron: " ok…..it was nice to meet you Pan"
As Ron started walking away to continue training, Pan was thinking.

Zack: Gotta change that underwear now…
*DOUBLE SLAP*
Lauren: She’s fifteen!
Jess: Sicko.

Pan's mind: no! I cant just let him walk away like that! I have to think of a way to spend more time with him." then it clicked and pan smiled.

Trent: I don’t like where this is going.

Pan: "hey Vegeta does he have a sparring partner?"
Vegeta turned his head towards pan and rose his left eyebrow

Brad: Can you smell what Vegeta is cooking?

Vegeta: "are you offering?"
Pan nodded
Vegeta: "ok then lets see what you can do" Vegeta looked back at Ron "Stoppable get back here"
Ron turned back to Vegeta and pan.
Ron: "what's up?"
Vegeta: "from now on you will be sparring with her"

Lauren: She’s gonna kick his ass.
Jerry: Oh yeah.

Vegeta gestured towards Pan.
A moment later Ron and Pan were in the middle of the atrium 10 meters apart facing each other.
Vegeta: "show me what you have learned Stoppable, and don't hold back, she is far stronger than she looks"
Ron: "ok" Ron then looks at Pan "so judging by your clothes I'm guessing that you are the kind of girl that doesn't go for that whole "ladys first" crap.

Jess: No shit Sherlock.

Pan was surprised that Ron had guessed so correctly.
Pan: "you guess correctly" Pan said with a smile

Mike: That was redundantly redundant.

Ron: "ok then"
Vegeta: "begin!"
Ron and Pan shot from there spots with inhuman speed and both let out there first punches at the same time causing there fists to clash and a shockwave to be sent out which caused leaves to fall of trees and a nearby lake to ripple, they both stood there for a moment, each ones right fist against the others both trying to push the opposite back as small bolts of energy sparked from there fists.

Brad: Are they using their fists? Because I couldn’t tell.

Then they both let out one huge push which sent them both flying back, Pan simply skidded back while holding her footing, Ron however was not so fortunate as the force of the push knocked him into a back flip, thinking quickly while still upside-down in the air he placed his right hand on the ground and with his new strength pushed off, causing his body to continue the back flip until he landed and skidded back a few feet, Vegeta had to admit he was impressed with the boys quick thinking.

Sam: That’s one freaking sentence.

Pan was also rather impressed.

Mike: We’re not.

Pan: "nice moves"
Ron: "thanks"
Again Ron and Pan flew at each other this time there feet did not even touch the floor as they started trading and blocking blows with incredible speed, each blow that hit sent out small shock waves, as they were throwing punch after punch neither one of them had noticed that they were now 10 meters in the air.

Jerry: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Jess: I’m guessing one of those things is how that’s one sentence.
Jerry: Bingo.

Then they both threw a punch with both punches connecting, Ron's right fist hit pans left cheek and Pans left fist hit Ron's right cheek, the force of the punches sent them both flying backwards towards the opposite sides of the Atrium, thinking quickly they both used there flight skills to flip around and plant there feet on the opposite walls of the atrium and pushed off both leaving very noticeable craters on the walls, as Ron and Pan both flew at each other at top speed they sent dirt flying behind them in there slipstream, but it only lasted a second as once again both there right fists clashed sending out a shockwave more powerful than the last, trees shook, small waves appeared in the lake and some plains of glass cracked on the ceiling.

Sam: THEIR! THEIR YOU IDIOT AND STOP TURNING PARAGRAPHS INTO ONE SENTENCE!
Trent: Sam’s lost it.

At this point they were both breathing heavily, but finally Ron lost his concentration and fell for a moment before regaining control, pan how ever tried to continue the match as she went to grab him from behind she accidentally grabbed something hairy, she looked to she what she had grabbed… his tail.

Zack: Kinky.

At the moment pan grabbed his tail, Ron felt his entire body seize up, it felt like he had a cramp in every muscle in his body.
Ron: "arggg! What the hell! Arghh!"
Pan let go of the tail but to late, Ron fell to earth very quickly as he landed face first in a shallow area of the lake.

All 8: WAH, WAH, WAAAAAAAAAH!

Pan: "oh god Ron I'm so sorry"
Ron managed to lift himself onto his hands and knees
Ron: "ouch! Of all the areas in this huge lake I had to land in the shallow end! And will someone please tell me what the hell just happened."

Brad: Uh the shallow end is a good place to land you idiot. Unless you wanted to land in the deep part and drown of course.

Vegeta stepped forward to explain as pan was busy trying to help Ron to his feet.
Vegeta: "your tail can be a major weakness. You see when someone grabs and puts pressure on it your body will be drained of strength and you will seize up, some Saiyans were able to overcome this weakness, I was one of them"
Pan : "oh god Ron I am so sorry, I had no idea!" pan said in a panic

Jerry: You know the script format for dialogue is pointless if you write out “character said” after the dialogue anyway.

Ron: "don't worry about it pan, by the way good match haha." Ron then turned to Vegeta "so why didn't you tell me this sooner?" Ron said with irritation, but then Ron noticed that Vegetas eyes were wide and panicked.
Vegeta: "stoppable don't move"
Ron: "why what's wrong"
Vegeta looked behind Ron with wide eyes
Vegeta: "JUST DON'T MOVE!"

Sam: *Grif* There’s something on your head.
Jerry: *Donut* What like a spider? Get it off.

At this point Ron was starting to panic while not moving.
Ron: "hey what's going on…..IS THERE SOMETHING BEHIND ME!"
Then Ron looked down at the lake and saw nothing reflected on the surface except a few stars in the night sky…and….a full moon.

All 8: DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUMB!

To be continued…

Trent: No duh.

and thats the end of chapter 4 please read & review...
comeing soon-chapter 5 - the (on)stoppable rampage.

Jerry: Why is everyone on this site illiterate?

Chapter 5 - The (on)Stoppable rampage

Sam: Can’t blame me for that one!
Jess: No but I want to.

As Ron looked at the moon reflected in the lake he couldn't help but be mesmerized, it was like he was looking at the moon for the very first time ever and he felt compelled to look at the real thing.

Jerry: *Abridged Piccolo* MOOOOOOOOOON!

Vegeta meanwhile was wondering what was so interesting about the lake, as Vegeta followed Ron's eyes he realised what Ron had seen, he turned back to Ron to warn him but was to late, in the time it took for Vegeta to look at the reflection and look back, Ron had turned his head and was now staring directly at the full moon.

Lauren: Great reaction time there buddy.

Vegeta: "PAN, GET AWAY FROM HIM!"

Brad: Get to the choppa!

Pan meanwhile was still confused.
Pan : "Why what's going o…."
Then Pan saw it, the full moon reflected in the lake, she remembered back over a year ago when her grandpa Goku had transformed into the giant ape form of the Saiyan race known as an Oozaru.

Mike: Well that can’t be good.
Trent: I just hope they reenact King Kong and kill the bastard.

Her train of thought had been broken

Brad: ALL ABOARD! HAHAHAHA!
Zack: Crazy!
Jerry: Crazy!
All 3: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!

though when she noticed that Ron had started breathing heavily, she turned to look at him and her eye widened in horror when she noticed that Ron was looking directly at the moon.
At first Ron felt dizzy and then very tired and he felt like he had just ran 10 miles, then came the pain.
Ron: "ARGGGG"

Sam: Someone just hit puberty.

As both his arms flew out at his sides he accidentally hit pan in the abdomen with increased strength sending her flying into a deeper area of the lake, as pan picked herself out of the lake she caught a glimpse of Ron's eyes, the usual brown colour and black pupils had been replaced with plain white.
Then Vegeta moved with increased speed to try and stop Ron.

Trent: Moved with increased speed?
Lauren: …I have no idea.

Vegeta: "STOPPABLE, CALM D…ARG!" Vegeta was cut of when he was hit with a backhand from Ron that he was completely unprepared for, without having raised his ki in time, Vegeta had taken the full force of the hit which had been so powerful that it had sent Vegeta into the far wall instantly knocking him unconscious.

Brad: Oh my god that was a mess of a thought.
Mike: That’s putting it lightly.

Pan watched in horror as one of the most powerful men in existence was knocked into a wall and rendered unconscious by one hit from Ron, who was still transforming right in front of her.

Jerry: I believe that’s called the Worf Effect.
Sam: So Vegeta is Worf and Ron’s a Borg?
Jerry: Yep.
Sam: Great…

Brown hair sprouted from his arms and face,

Jess: Wow, puberty hit him like a train.
Zack: A rocket train.

his mouth shifted forward and started forming a snout, his ears became pointed and then he started growing, his muscles bulged under the blue training gi until the top ripped revealing a hairy and muscular chest, then his shoes seemed to explode as two ape feet emerged from there remains, the bottoms then ripped to reveal two hairy legs and finally his white eyes turned red.

Trent: And then he came.

By the time Ron had completed his transformation he was over 50 feet tall and pan looked up as the newly transformed Saiyan threw his head back and…
Ape Ron: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Trent: Sorry, now he came.

The roar from Ron shattered every plain of glass on the glass ceiling of the atrium.

Jerry: You know I hear Britney Spears and Lady Gaga have that problem when they try to sing.
Brad: ZING!

Pan hid behind a tree hoping that Ron would not see her, Ron turned towards the moon and then dropped his gaze to the city below, Ron took one step back and leaped through the remains of the glass ceiling, landed outside and started making his way towards the brightly lit city.
Pan came emerged from her hiding place a started making her way to check on Vegeta, then she heard a whooshing sound coming from her left as the glass doors leading into the lobby opened and Bulma walked in holding a small brown package..

Lauren: Mr. Durden, they got your balls.

Bulma: "Pan I've got the …piece….." Bulma voice drained as she observed the remains of her atrium, the walls were cracked, the place was covered in glass, there was a very noticeable hole in the wall and her husband was unconscious and covered in rubble.

Jess: *Pan* I didn’t do it. It was like that when I got here. The monkey did it.

Bulma: "What the hell happened here!"
Bulla had spent the last 2 hours at the newest night club in west city known simply as "The Taz",

Trent: *snicker*
Zack: What?
Trent: That sounds like something that needs to be in the Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms.
Zack: HAHAHAHAHA!
Mike: HAHAHAHA!
Sam: Oh god no, hahahaha! Do I even want to know how that would work?
Trent: You make Taz sounds down there.
Zack: Oh dear god that’s fucking wrong!
Mike: How do I know you people?

she wanted to stay longer but her mother had warned her that if she was late home again she would cut her allowance in half, as she was leaving the club she could have sworn she felt a tremor, she thought nothing of it and carried on walking towards her new car.

Jerry: Car gets stepped on.

As Bulla stood a few meters away from her car she pulled out her keys and pressed the small button on the alarm control on the keys, the car let out a small "boo-bap" as it unlocked, bulla took one step forward and…..CRASH, a huge foot had come down on her car flattening it.

Lauren: Oh god is he gonna turn that into a running gag?
Jerry: Actually reoccurring event is better.
Lauren: Why?
Jerry: Because running gags are funny and this isn’t.
Lauren: Ah.

Bulla's eyes stayed on her wrecked car for a second before looking up at the owner of the foot, only to see a 50 foot ape slowly moving away from her and towards the city. Bulla could only say two words.

Brad: FUCKING MONKEY!

Bulla: "…My car!"

Zack: I like Brad’s better.
Brad: That’s what she said.

Middleton

All 8: MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE!

Kim Possible was furious, after only three weeks since Ron's death, his murderer had escaped.

Lauren: I swear if she goes on a killing spree…

Dr Betty Director had come by earlier with the news that Monkey Fist had mysteriously vanished from his cell.
Kim had cried several times in the last two hours while taking small breaks to trash her room, Kim's parents and brothers could hear the noise but thought it would be better and safer to just let her vent.

Mike: Sounds like it’s that time of the month.

Then Kim heard a familiar tone coming from her Kimunicator, a tone that she hadn't heard in three weeks, Kim dried her eyes as best she could and answered it,
Kim: "What's the sitch Wade?"
Wade: "Kim, I just got a hit on the site, I didn't want to bother you but I thought you should know."
Kim: "What is it?"
Wade hesitated for a second before answering.

Trent: Giant monkey attacking Japan.

Wade: "There are reports of a….giant monkey…rampaging in West City"

Trent: Meh, close enough.

In Kim's head she thinking, Monkey Fist escaped plus giant monkey equals…Kim's face became distorted with anger.
Kim: "Monkey Fist…Wade get me a ride!" Kim said with haste

Sam: Said with haste? What the hell does that mean?

Wade: "Its already there, a hover jet courtesy of GJ"

Brad: GI Joe?
Zack: YO JOE!

Kim: "Thanks wade" Kim turned of her kimunicator and made her way to the remains of her dresser which she had demolished an hour ago with a well placed kick and sorted out a pair of mission clothes.

Trent: Can’t forget that sports bra.

After getting changed she made her way downstairs and out the front door to see a hover jet In the driveway, she boarded the jet and took of towards west city.

Mike: Wait, a fucking hover jet?
Jess: Man, I guess Southwest Airlines is doing better than they’re letting on.

H.F.I.L

All 8: IT’S HELL YOU JACKASS!

Monkey Fist was busy with his new training which was harder than he ever thought possible, somehow the gravity in this place was always changing, he winced as he once again hit a boulder in front of him, his hands started bleeding, but he just kept hitting it over and over.

Jerry: This hurts so I’ll continue to do it!

Not to far away the alien being known as Freeza sat on a high ridge watching his new servant when he felt a familiar presence behind him.
Freeza: "What are you doing here Cell?"

Zack: SURPRISE ASS RAPE!

Behind Freeza a green and black figure emerged from the shadows.
Cell: "Now Freeza, is that anyway to greet an old friend?"
Freeza: "You and I have never been friends Cell, accomplices maybe… but never friends"

Jess: *Frieza* You’re more like my bitch.

Cell: "Very well, I just heard a rumour that you were training a Saiyan and I just had to see it with my own eyes"
Cell then looks down to Monkey Fist who was still busy punching the boulder.
Cell: "You don't really believe that HE will be able to defeat Goku do you?"

Jerry: He’s not a Saiyan, he’s just some nut who thinks he’s a god damn monkey.

Freeza: "Ha, of coarse not, I am training him to defeat the new Super Saiyan, and then find Goku, then Goku will destroy Fist, my plan Cell, is to get rid of both of them and force Goku to reveal himself, and then I will destroy him."
Cell thought for a moment before speaking.

Sam: *Cell* You’re an idiot.

Cell: "What makes you think you can beat Goku now when you couldn't several times before?"

Brad: That’s a legitimate question.

Freeza stared at cell with a smug look on his face.
Freeza: "Me and my brother have been perfecting a new technique, one that will destroy the Saiyans, once and for all."

Sam: My brother and I you dumbass.

Cell: "Really? Well I will have you know that I am also working on a plan to destroy them."
Freeza: "So what? …..is that all?"
Cell: "No, I thought you would be interested in this."
Cell then held out his hand and a small silver sphere appeared in his hand, and reflected in the balls was the image of a giant ape rampaging through a city.
Cell: "It's the new Super Saiyan, Vegeta apparently never told him what would happen if he ever looked at a full moon"
Freeza merely smiled at the destruction of Vegetas home.

Zack: Well this scene has served no purpose except to progress what this author believes is a plot.

West city
Pan and Bulma had been busy for the last ten minutes trying to wake up Vegeta, with no success.

Lauren: And meanwhile the city was in ruins because Vegeta decided to take a nap.

Bulma: "He is not going to be happy when he wakes up"
Pan: "I have to try and stop Ron, is trunks here? Maybe he can help"
Bulma: "No he's out of town at the moment"
Pan: "Damn, then I'll have to try myself, I'll be back soon"

Jess: Well she’s dead.

With that, pan took of, out thru the huge hole Ron had caused, and shot off towards the city leaving a white aura trailing behind her.
It took only a few minutes of following the screams before pan found Ron stamping his way towards a casino, at first her feelings interfered with what she had to do, but when she saw that the casino was full of people, her fighters instinct kicked in, she flew between Ron and the casino, causing Ron to stop in his tracks.

Brad: What feelings? No one in this fic has anything resembling proper characterization.

Pan: "I'm really sorry about this Ron"
Pan then flew forward to attack Ron at first with an uppercut, followed by a left hook, then a right, with each hit connecting, Ron's face flew in different directions, first up from the uppercut, then left, then right, after taking half a dozen hits to the face Ron struck back by bringing his open palm down on pan, who crossed her arms in front of her face to protect herself.

Zack: Yeah, because that’s gonna work.

As the attack hit pan she used the momentum from the hit to flip backwards several times in the sir

Trent: In the sir?
Jerry: Sounds like a sexual act.

before landing smoothly on the ground, no a second after she landed she put her palms together and twisted them around to her back.
Pan: "Ok! Here it goes! KAAAAA-MEEEEE…

Sam: Oh great, generic drag the attack out scene.

A small ball of blue energy had appeared between pans hands.
Pan: "HAAAAA-MEEEEE…..
The ball of energy grew larger, and a single tear fell from pans left eye before she said the final word.
Pan: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Mike: Okay if this thing knocked Vegeta the hell out then how could she possibly beat it?

Pan trusted her hands forward and pointed them directly at Ron, a bright blue energy erupted from pans outstretched palms and hit Ron square in the chest, the energy had pushed Ron up into the sky and clear out of the city.

Mike: …What?
Lauren: That is stupid.

Ron landed on his back with a thunderous crash two miles outside of west city. It took less than a minute for pan to catch up, as she flew over the stunned Saiyan she couldn't help but feel guilty for having to hurt Ron, her thought however were interrupted when Ron regained his senses, his mouth opened wide and he let out a mighty roar…..but that is not all that came out of his mouth, a huge yellow beam shot out of Ron's mouth a engulfed pan before she had a chance to react.

Trent: Okay, now he came.

Pan: "ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

Jess: *Pan* SHOUTING LIKE THIS IMPLIES THAT YOUR KICKING MY ASS!

Pans body flew up for only a second before falling back down to earth, her entire body was in pain, her arms, legs, chest and head all hurt, she looked up and saw Ron standing over her, beating his chest, his mouth opened again and pan saw another beam start to charge up to finish her.
Pans mind: "Well this sucks, I'm about to be wiped out by the one boy I have fallen in love with, if there is a worse way to die, I don't know it."

Jerry: Well he could try banging you in that form.
Sam: Oh dear god that’s the worst image that I will ever imagine.
Zack: Dude, so fucking wrong.
Sam: I gotta point out; how the hell can she be in love with someone she barely knows? You have a crush on him you retard.

Pan closed her eyes and waited for the end to come….but it didn't, she opened her eyes again in time to see Ron falling to his knees and then flat onto his face, and behind where he was standing was Vegeta in Super Saiyan form
Pan: "…..Your late" was the only two words she could say before sleep claimed her.

Brad: Actually that would be unconsciousness.

Vegeta flew 50 feet in the air looking down at the unconscious forms of pan and the ape form of Ron and cursed himself for being so stupid and forgetting the full moon and its effects on Saiyans.
He had to ensure it would not happen again.

All 8: KILL HIM!

Vegeta pointed his palm flat out pointing at Ron.
Vegeta: "Sorry kid."
With that Vegeta let out a blast that hit Ron dead on, when the smoke cleared it revealed a large smoking stump where Ron's tail had been, almost instantly Ron's body started shrinking, hair disappeared from his body his snout reverted to the original shape of his mouth, after Ron completed the transformation vegeta picked both his nude form and pan, and flew back to capsule corp, completely unaware that a certain redhead had just arrived in west city.

Jess: Oh great.

Kim took out her Kimunicator and turned it on.
Kim: "Wade, any sign of it"
Wade: "Sorry Kim, but there's nothing…..its like it just vanished"

Jerry: What is this, the American Godzilla movie?

Kim sighed in disappointment.
Kim: "Don't worry wade, we'll get them next time"
She turned of the small blue devise and placed it back in her cargo pants and muttered to herself
Kim: "I promise".

Mike: Lame.

To Be Continued…..

Lauren: Okay stop that; we could figure out that this wasn’t the last chapter.

And that is the end of chapter 5.

Jess: No shit.

I have an idea for a later chapter but i not sure about it, so maybe you could give me your opinions, i am thinking of bringing future Trunks back from the future to get help to defeat a new threat in his time period, a new super saiyan who calls himself...ZORPOX

Zack: Kill yourself.

!...review and tell me what you think. thx.

All 8: YOU SUCK.

Chapter 6 - Happy Birthday

Trent: Mr. President.

When Vegeta arrived back at Capsule Corp Vegeta put Ron in his own room while Bulma took care of pan in the living room, after laying Ron on his bed and covering him over he left the room and made a beeline for the phone.

Mike: *Vegeta* CBS, yeah, I’ve got the story of the fucking century.

East district 439

Jerry: What the hell?
Lauren: I have no idea.

In the garage, a black haired half blood Saiyan was working on his new ship when he heard his wife from the front.
Videl: "Gohan honey, Vegetas on the phone for you"
Gohan: "Coming"

Brad: Too much info there.

Gohan slid out from underneath the new spaceship and made his way towards the front, when he arrived in his front hallway he spotted the phone of the hook, after picking up the phone he spoke.

Trent: Hello Stu.

Gohan: "Hello?" less than a second later he heard a familiar voice answer.
Vegeta: "Gohan its me, listen, I need you down here now."

Sam: That’s what she said.

Gohan: "Ummm… why?"
Vegeta: "Pan has been hurt…..hello?…..Gohan?…" in the other end of the phone, the hand piece hung of the side of the table slowly swinging in the breeze coming from the wide open front door.

Jess: Because that’s never been done before.

West City

Mike: These cities have crappy names.
Jerry: Blame the writers of DBZ.
Mike: I do.

It took less than 10 minutes for Gohan to reach west city, after narrowly missing a blue hover jet that was heading away from the city. He noticed while flying over the city that there were a few fires and a lot of smashed buildings. After landing he ran straight into the building and saw Vegeta waiting in the lobby.

Sam: *Gohan* Man you threw one hell of a party Vegeta.

Gohan: "Where is she, is she ok?" Gohan said with haste.

Brad: Is that his way of writing “said quickly?”
Lauren: You know, I think it is.
Zack: Hey Brad figured it out!
Trent: It’s still stupid.
Brad: Well duh, but at least we know what it means now.

Vegeta: "Calm down, she's fine and Bulma is looking after her in the front" Gohan immediately walked into the living room and saw Bulma putting bandages on his daughters right arm, as he looked closer he saw how badly Pan really was hurt, she had multiple bruises forming on her arms and cheek, her cloths were scorched and ripped in some places, and she had a split lip.

Jess: Man she really likes taking random bits of cloth with her.

Gohan felt his own energy start rising after seeing his still unconscious daughter, and with gritted teeth he said.
Gohan: "WHO DID THIS?"

Zack: THIS MEANS I’M YELLING!

Vegeta: "Sit down and I will explain everything"
The next morning Ron stirred from his sleep, slowly opening his eyes to look around only to find he was in his room, he tried to remember what had happened the night before, but the last thing he could remember was training with pan, and then… a full moon.

Jerry: *Abridged Piccolo* MOOOOOOOOOOOON!

As he sat up in bed he winced in pain when he noticed a rather large burn mark on his chest, and also noticed at the same time that he was naked,
Ron: "I'm sure there's a good reason for that"

Trent: Yep, you had the wildest and craziest night of sex in…pfft, hahahaha, I can’t even keep a straight face with that.

reaching to his left he pulled a pair of jeans from his dresser.
After slipping them on he shifted his legs out of bed and jumped off, only to fall face first to the ground.

Lauren: Wah, wah, WAAAAAAH!

He stood up again only to wave his arms about trying to keep balance, but failed, with a loud crash he fell to his right, on top of the dresser which collapsed under the weight, after a moment Vegeta walked into the room followed shortly by Bulma and another man with black hair that Ron did not recognise.
Ron: "Uhhh ….Vegeta…..I cant walk"

Zack: *Vegeta* Well that’s because you suck.

Vegeta: "Don't worry, you will regain your balance in a few hours"
Ron was confused.
Ron: "Well why did I lose it in the first place?"

Jess: Because you’re a complete klutz.

Vegeta: "…Because you have lost your tail"
Ron: "WHAT?"

Mike: *Ron* Oh dear god no! That thing I had for all of two months is gone! Oh god why have you forsaken me!?

Ron quickly reached behind himself to find his tail before his hand came to rest on a stump.
Ron: "AHHHHHHHH! WHERES MY TAIL? WHAT HAPPENED?"
Vegeta: "Calm down and I will explain"
After 15 minutes Vegeta had told Ron what had happened the night before.

Jerry: Okay, I’ll give him credit for not summarizing that boring set of events.

Ron: "So…..bottom line is…I turned into a giant monkey…..?…."
Vegeta: "….Yes"
Ron: "….Dude…that is SICK AND WRONG" Ron shouted the last few words.

Sam: Really? He shouted them? I thought capitalizing every letter meant he was whispering.

Ron: "Is pan ok?" ron asked Bulma

Brad: Okay if you’re going to do script format for the text, don’t add “Ron asked” at the end as that’s just horribly redundant.

Bulma: "She's fine, a little banged up but she's been through worse, by the way this is pans father Gohan" Bulma gestured to the man with black hair.
Ron: "Sir I am so sorry for what happened I …." Gohan put his hand up to stop Ron going on

Zack: *Gohan* Don’t apologize, I’ve already decided to kill you.

Gohan: "Don't worry, Vegeta explained everything and pan is fine"
Bulma: "What happened is all over the news if you wanna see"
Immediately Ron reached behind him and plucked the remote for the TV from a shelf behind him and turned the TV in the corner on channel 3.
The TV turned on to show images of a giant dark figure smashing its way through the city.

Jess: *Reporter* The government has issued a statement saying that this was swamp gas that mixed with a weather balloon.

TV: "These were scenes last night when an unidentified creature appeared in west city, amazingly no one was killed and the only injuries sustained was a pregnant woman's water breaking,

Brad: Wait what?
Trent: What the fuck?
Lauren: Okay that’s just completely random and it’s not an injury you dumb shit.

a fractured leg and an unbelievable amount of cuts and bruises, but the most remarkable thing was that the creature seemed to vanish without a trace, apparently teen hero Kim Possible arrived on the scene moments to late after the creature vanished"

Jerry: Better late than never.

Ron's eyes widened in panic.
Ron: "KIM!….KIM WAS HERE? ….DID SHE SEE ME?" Ron said while looking at Vegeta.

Trent: *Vegeta* Yes, that’s why she arrived after you disappeared you fucking retard.

Vegeta: "No, we got you out of there before she arrived, she hasn't seen you "
Ron let out a sigh of relief, but his attention was brought back to the TV when he heard a very familiar name.
Tv: "Authorities believe that this man was involved with the incident last night, a mister Montgomery Fisk AKA Monkey Fist who was jailed for the murder of one Ronald Dean Stoppable, apparently Mr Fisk somehow escaped from his high security cell in Middleton Colorado sometime yesterday afternoon the circumstances of his escape at this moment are unknown to us but we will keep you undated as w….."

Trent: God I hate how he has my last name. Wilson Fisk is a cool villain, monkey boy isn’t.

The TV was cut of as Ron had smashed his fist through the screen before picking up the TV and throwing it through the glass window.

Brad: As opposed to all those windows not made out of glass.

Ron: "SON OF A BITCH!" Ron turned form the window raised his fist and brought his fist down on top of his bed shattering the wood, Bulma backed away in fear as Ron clenched his fists and…
Ron: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Jess: I think he’s angry.
Lauren: Really? Did all the uppercase letters tip you off?

In an instant he changed, his eyes turned teal, his muscles bulged and his hair turned gold, after he finished changing he started breathing heavily, as he looked up he saw himself in the mirror, and turned to Vegeta to ask a simple question.
Ron: "What the hell just happened?"

Zack: You became a super douche.

Vegeta noticed that Ron had not collapsed from the power and realised that Ron was now able to handle the transformation.
Vegeta: "things just got a little more interesting"

Lauren: Nothing in this fic is interesting.

One month later

Brad: I guess they weren’t interesting enough to not warrant a month time skip.

A whole month had flown by since the ape incident

Zack: No really? Is that “one month later” means?

and Ron had grown more and more powerful with each passing day, over the last month he had learned how to throw energy blasts and control his transformation into what Vegeta had called a "Super Saiyan". most of his training sessions had been filled with sparring sessions with his new sparring partner Pan and over the last month they had become quite good friends and considered each other partners, now though Ron was flying back to capsule corp after seeing a movie in town, somehow though as he was flying home he couldn't help but feel he had forgotten something.

Jerry: I know what the author forgot.
Sam: A plot?
Jerry: Actually I was gonna say spell checking, grammar checking, quality checking, punctuation checking, learning how to write…oh and I guess a plot as well.

He landed outside the main doors and walked through the glass doors into the lobby and was surprised to see that the place was deserted and the lights were out, he stepped to the right and tried to turn on the light, but the room remained dark, then he saw something moving through the glass doors of the atrium, he moved slowly towards the doors a slipped into the atrium he took a few steps forward when suddenly the lights flashed on and…

Mike: Longest sentence ever.
Jess: I’m sure he’ll write a longer one before this fic is over.
Lauren: I’m waiting for when a chapter is just one long sentence.

Everyone: "SURPRISE!
Ron fell back from the shock of a couple dozen people jumping out from behind trees and bush's, after recovering from the shock he noticed multi-coloured balloons hanging from the fixed glass ceiling, streamers hanging from the trees and a huge yellow banner with blue writing reading….

Trent: “Get the fuck out?”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON

Trent: Well that was my next guess.

Ron did a quick calculation in his head before he realised that it actually was his birthday, things had been so hectic that he had forgotten, as Bulma approached him and helped him up he asked.

Mike: How can you be so much of a spaz that you forget your own birthday?

Ron: "How did you know it was my birthday?" Bulma smiled.
Bulma: "Pan told us, it turns out she knows quite a bit about you, so we decided to throw a little BBQ party for you."

Jess: Stalker…

Ron: "….Thanks" Ron said while smiling.

Sam: Really? Ron said that? I had no clue.

Bulma: "Now come-on I want to introduce you to some of all our old friends"
As Ron got us he noticed some people, Vegeta, trunks, Pan with her parents Gohan and Videl but most of the people there he had never met.
Bulma: "Everyone this is Ron" at that Bulma started introducing everyone.

Jerry: These are all the bit characters that were phased out because they suck.

Middleton Cemetery.

Mike: Random tone change activate!

In the centre

Zack: Well it’s official, this guy’s British.
Trent: Why so British?

of the graveyard Kim Possible stood before her best friends memorial dressed in black, dried tears stained her face as she places a bouquet of flowers at the foot of the memorial and looked up to read the plaque again before speaking.

Jess: *Kim* Thank god he’s gone, I’m gonna go sleep with the football team now.

Kim: "Happy birthday Ron"

Lauren: Not even close.
Jess: Meh.

West city.

Sam: Did that scene serve any purpose?
Brad: EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sam: I meant any real purpose.
Brad: Oh, then no.

After about 10 minutes Ron had met everyone.

Trent: Well hooray for him.

Goten was Gohans little brother, chi-chi was Gohan and Gotens mother, then there was Krillin and his wife and daughter Eighteen and Marron,

Jerry: The Professor and Mary Anne!

Ron found it strange that the woman's name was a number but decided not to probe, then he was introduced to Uub and the first thing Ron thought was "that is one wacky haircut" then he was in shock at the next person he met, because he had three eyes and was known as Tien and was accompanied by a little person who had white skin and rosy red cheeks, his name was Chioutsu and then he was introduced to an old man called Roshi, then finally he met the last person, he had short black hair and several scars on his face, his name was Yamcha.

Sam: That was one sentence.

After the first few hours everyone was reciting there many adventures over the last 30 years, there battle's with Freeza, the androids, Cell, Majin Buu, Baby and the Dragons, and Ron just sat there and soaked all the information in, all of the story's featured someone called Goku and all Ron could think was "this Goku must be one hell of a hero" but all Ron could say was…

Mike: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

Ron: "so let me get this straight….. There names were Bibidi, Babidi and Buu?"

All 8: WAH, WAH, WAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bulma: "ummmm….yeah."
At this Ron keeled over in laughter.
Ron: "!"

Zack: He was then reduced to speaking in punctuation.

Bulma: "Huh? What's so funny?"
Then it dawned on Videl.
Videl: "I get it….think of the movie "Cinderella""

Trent: Really? He’s using this as a gag?
Jerry: Dear god this is something every single person who watches the show figures out really quickly. It’s not funny after the first time you realize it.

Bulma though for a moment and smiled
Bulma: "Haha! Now I get it!

Jess: Took you long enough dummy.

As more time went by the group told Ron more about there lives, about them all dieing at least once, about the earth being destroyed twice and how they fixed all the damage with the magical dragon balls, after a while Ron walked over to get an hotdog from the BBQ when he was approached by Yamcha.
Yamcha: "Hey Ron, trunks told be that you have started learning to fight like the rest of us"
Ron: "Yep, I have already learned quite a lot….why?"

Jerry: *Yamcha* Well I just wanted to let you know that you’re probably already stronger than me.

Yamcha smirked
Yamcha: "Well then how about a match."

Brad: *Ron* Sorry, I don’t smoke.

Ron was taken back by this sudden request

Mike: How can you be surprised by a fighter asking you to spar?

Ron: "Well….I don't know…."
Vegeta: "He accepts"
Ron turned quickly to find Vegeta had moved from under his tree and was now standing behind him.

Lauren: That’s creepy.

Ron: "My god you hear like a bat" then he turned towards Yamcha and said
Ron: "Well I guess I accept"
Yamcha: "Great, but I should let you know that I have been doing this a lot longer than you have"

Jerry: You’ve also been sucking at it longer than him too.

With that Ron and Yamcha took there places in a field in the centre of the atrium while everyone was watching and whispering.
Yamcha: "Your going down Stoppable!" then Yamcha picked up a rock

Sam: Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!

Yamcha: "When this hits the ground we begin" with that Yamcha threw the rock high up in the air before the rock stopped just short of the ceiling and started to fall back down.

Jerry: *Snake Pliskin* Bankok Rules, no one draws until this hits the ground.

As the rock got closer to the ground both Ron and Yamcha took there battle stances, Yamcha stood with his feet apart, his left hand was held up balled into a fist while his right hand was pulled back and open like a claw, Ron however stood with one foot in front of the other his left hand was balled into a fist and pointed towards his opponent while his right was pulled back at his waist balled in a fist.
Ron: "Bring it on"

Jess: Lame.

After Yamcha had thrown up the rock everyone had started making bets on how who would win, everyone who made a bet betted on Yamcha winning, except Pan who had bet on Ron.
As the rock got closer everyone tensed up…and then…(THUD!)

Trent: Oh god another one that uses crappy all caps sound effects.

The rock hit the ground and before Yamcha could move Ron disappeared, a split second later a foot struck the side of Yamchas head, Yamcha was sent flying from his spot right into a tree before falling to the ground, everyone was in awe of what they had just seen, Ron had defeated Yamcha with a single blow but Pan just smirked and held out her palm and Bulma placed her winnings in Pans open hand, while under a tree Vegeta just smirked at his students victory.

Zack: Wow, that sucked.

Tien now had become very interested and decided that he wanted to fight Ron as well.
Tien: "Hey stoppable, lets see how you fare against me" Before Ron had a chance to answer Tien shot from his spot towards Ron.
Ron heard Tien and barely had time to block his first punch which had been so powerful that it had created a small crater underneath them. Ron and Tien just kept trading blows before Tien shot up into the sky and brought both his hands up to his face.

Lauren: Not in the face!

Tien: "SOLAR FLARE!"
Ron: "What the…."
Suddenly a extremely bright light erupted from Tien causing everybody to look away, when the light subsided everyone saw that Ron was gone, Tien looked around in panic.
Tien: "What the?…where is he?"
Ron: "Up here"

Mike: Anime cliché number one hundred and fifty.

Tien looked up but to late, Ron flew down and slammed his foot into Tiens back and sent Tien plummeting to the ground before slamming right next to the recovering Yamcha.

Brad: Laaaame.

Ron: "BOO-YAA!"
Meanwhile Yamcha spoke up to Tien.
Yamcha: "Double team?"

Zack: Um, keep me out of the Yaoi.

Tien smiled

Trent: Oh god.

Tien: "Your on!"

All 8: GAY.

And with that Yamcha and Tien shot up together towards Ron.
Ron saw this and braced himself as two fists connected with his chest sending him backwards.

Jerry: Please don’t fist him.

Pan: "Hey that's not fair, its two on one"
Trunks: "Or I suppose you could call it, two on RON, haha"

All 8: UGH.

Everyone just stared Blankley at him before Pan spoke up.
Pan: "That was just…..the worst pun ever"

Sam: That’s the smartest line yet.

Meanwhile back up in the sky Ron was busy blocking blows from Yamcha with his right arm while blocking blows from Tien with his left.
Ron: "What is this, a tag team?"

Zack: Actually this is more of a handicap match.

After that Yamcha shot of to the side and held up his clawed fist and generated a ball of energy and Tien shot upwards and held his hands together forming a triangle shape towards Ron.
Yamcha: "SPIRIT BALL" With that Yamcha launched the ball towards Ron which he easily dodged.
Ron: "Ha! You missed"

Mike: Boom.

Yamcha just smirked and made some quick actions with his two fingers together, Ron was confused at first but then he felt the ball coming back, he managed to dodge it again but it just kept coming back again and again, then he felt something happening above.
Tien: "TRI-BEAM! HAA."
A huge energy beam shot down from his hands and Ron barely had time to dodge both the beam and the ball, as Ron kept dodging the ball and multiple tri-beams from above Ron was starting to give-up inside.

Lauren: You should.

Ron's mind: This is crazy they're keeping me so busy dodging there attacks that I cant launch any attacks of my own…..WAIT A MINUITE…..THAT'S IT, …I cant attack but maybe I can use there own attacks against each other"

Jess: And while you do that maybe the author will learn proper grammar.
Brad: I doubt that.

It was now or never Ron flew first towards Yamcha with the spirit ball trailing behind him, Ron stopped just short of Yamcha before shooting upwards towards Tien, Yamcha just barely dodged his own spirit ball.

Trent: Because that’s never been done before.

Yamcha: "Whoa! That was close, nice try Stoppable but this ends now"

Jerry: The sad part is that sounds like something from the show.
Sam: Well it’s not like DBZ had geniuses behind the dialogue.
Jerry: This is true.

Once again Yamcha pointed his two fingers towards Ron and the spirit ball shot up following Ron.
Ron's mind: That's it come and get me"
Tien saw a perfect opening while Ron was flying towards him away from Yamchas attack.

Mike: Yeah this is gonna be dumb.

Tien: "TRI-BEAM! HAA"
Ron just smirked as the beam shot out of Tiens hands.
Ron's mind: "Wait for it….wait for it…..NOW!"
A split-second before the beam made contact Ron used his super-sonic speed to disappear and reappear on the ground, the sprit ball and the tri-beam shot passed eat other and Tiens and Yamchas eyes widened in realisation before the tri-beam smashed into Yamcha and the spirit ball exploded on impact on Tien when the smoke cleared Yamcha and Tien had both fallen to the ground, Ron was breathing heavily but still smiled.

Zack: Uh, are either of them supposed to be good fighters?
Jerry: Tien is.
Zack: So adaptation decay?
Jerry: Well Yamcha does produce an aura of pure suck…

Everyone stood with there mouths agape, even Pan, Ron had just defeated Yamcha and Tien without event launching a single attack, not even one punch, and before she knew it she had started clapping slow at first but in time everyone had joined in, Ron heard the clapping and turned around to look at everyone, Ron just smiled at the crowd and noticed one person who was not clapping….Vegeta, just then Vegetas and Ron's eyes met and a few seconds later Vegeta smirked and held up his thumb, Ron smiled in response and returned his thumb up.

Lauren: I give him two thumbs down.
Brad: I’ll just give him the finger.

Yamcha slowly sat up and looked at Tien who had done the same and asked…
Yamcha: "Should we do it?"

Mike: Uh, keep me out of the Yaoi.

Tien hesitated for a moment remembering the technique that they had worked together on, they had planned to show it to Goku first if he ever returned, but they would have to use it now if they were ever going to have a chance to defeat Ron. Tien nodded.

Jess: Does this serve any purpose?
Trent: Nope.

Tien: "Ok! Lets do it"

All 8: GAY.

Ron then heard a voice behind him

Mike: Oh dear god no rape.

Tien: "Hey Stoppable…..don't think were done yet"
Ron turned to see Tien and Yamcha back on there feet and standing several feet away from each other.

Jerry: Oh god no.

Yamcha: "Now its time for you to see a new technique that we learned together" then he look ed at tien "Ready?"
Tien: "Ready"

Trent: What are they doing?

Then Yamcha pointed both of his hands out to his right while Tien did the same for his left, trunks, Goten and Vegeta recognised the technique instantly before both Tien and Yamcha started a series of movement completely symmetrical to each-other while saying words.

Jess: Y-M-C-A!
Jerry: Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy!

Tien & Yamcha: "FUUUU-SION"

Brad: Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time!

As the final movements were made they both leaned towards each-other so that there fingertips were touching.

Lauren and Jess: It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

Tien & Yamcha: "HAAAAAA!"
Suddenly a bright light erupted from them both, Ron stood there completely confused at what had just happened when he heard Pan speak.

Trent: They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys...

Pan: "The fusion technique!"

Jerry: It’s fun to merge with the…
Mike: FU-SION TECHNIQUE!
Jerry: It’s fun to merge with the…
Mike: FU-SION TECHNIQUE!

Jess: Hahahahaha!
Zack: Oh that is awesome.

To be continued…..

Brad: WITH THE SAIYANS!
Sam: YOU CAN FLY THROUGH OUTER SPACE!
Trent: WITH THE SAIYANS!
Zack: YOU CAN BLOW UP SOME PLANETS!

Lauren: I’m surprised we didn’t think of this for Bakuda’s fics.
Jerry: I think those were gay enough.

And thats the end of chapter 6 hope you enjoyed reading it as mutch as i enjoyed typing it...By the way i have a new idea for a few chapters in the story

Jess: I’m scared now.

What if Ron and pan went snooping in the store room and found the time machine (that Bulma should have built by now.

Mike: How about they don’t?

and they get sent back to before planet vegeta was destroyed and they get to meet bardok and get into fights on planet vegeta.

Trent: No.

I allready have an idea of how they got to planet vegeta, vegeta wanted to go back to save his planet from freeza and entered the coordinates

Zack: No.

but he desided against it because it would change the present but he accidently left the cordinates in the controlls...

Sam: He then spelled multiple simple words horribly wrong.

... please review and tell me what you think

Lauren: You’re not good, please stop writing.

Chapter 7 - Ron VS Tiencha

Jerry: Oh dear god why!?

As the light subsided Ron saw that both Yamcha and Tien were gone and standing in there place was a new person, this man was wearing a pair of loose leggings that were tucked into boots, he was also wearing a strange looking vest, it was very small and was open at the front exposing his well toned six pack.

Zack: As opposed to those badly toned six packs right?

Then Ron looked up and noticed his face, it had traits from both Yamcha and Tien, there was some hair around his head but the top of his head was bald, there were two scars on his cheek shaped like an x and one more scar over his right eye and of coarse, a third eye on his forehead.

Mike: Where the hell did he get the idea for this?
Jerry: It was a joke character in one of the games.
Mike: Pfft, nice.

The new fighter just stood there with his arms folded smirking when Ron finally spoke up.
Ron: "Ok… who the hell are you…and where's Tien and Yamcha?"

Sam: They ran away from all the bad grammar and spelling.

The new fighter opened his mouth to speak but instead of one voice there were two intertwined, it sounded like two people were talking at once.
: "I am Tien and Yamcha, and I am neither, just call me …TIENCHA!" he shouted the last word

Lauren: I am crappy combo character!
Jess: Try and say that three times fast!

Ron: "Ok dude you are being way overdramatic" Ron turned to everyone else "Any body wanna tell me what just happened?"

Trent: The author took some drugs.

Pan walked over to Ron and whispered in his ear the basics of the fusion technique and then walked away in a hurry blushing for some unknown reason.
Pans mind: "Ohmygod! My lips touched his ear"

Brad: OH MY GOD NO!
Lauren: NOT HIS EAR!
Jess: Oh shit!

Ron turned back towards Tiencha .
Ron: "So your both of them in one?"
Tiencha: "That is correct… now if we are finished talking we have a match to conclude"
And with that Tiencha shot from his spot bulleting towards Ron

Trent: As long as he didn’t shoot and leave a spot on Ron.

Ron: "Hey wait a minui…..UGH!" Ron stopped his plea due to Tienchas fist burring

Sam: Burr that’s cold.

itself into Ron's stomach, Tiencha followed the punch with a knee to Ron's stomach which sent him flying up into the air followed shortly by Tiencha, as Tiencha continued his assault Ron was busy trying to block some of these moves, he managed to stop a few but most of them hit.

Zack: He goes super and beats them after a short time.
Brad: Gee, how did you ever figure that out?
Zack: Well I’m not an idiot.

Back on the ground Pan was getting worried, not that Ron might lose, but that Ron was getting hurt, she made her way towards Vegeta to ask a simple question.

Jess: What is the point of this?

Pan: "Vegeta?"

Lauren: That is a simple question.

Vegeta pulled his gaze down from the fight
Vegeta: "What is it?"
Pan: "Does Ron have a chance to beat those two now?"

Sam: Do we care?

Vegeta: "…I don't know, but one thing I have learned about Stoppable over these last two months, is that it would be foolish to underestimate him"
Pan: "I can vouch for that, I don't even have to hold back in our sparring anymore…. But there is one more thing I don't get… it seems this Tiencha is hell bent on beating Ron….why?"

Jerry: Because the author doesn’t know how to write these characters properly.

Vegeta closed his eyes for a moment before saying…
Vegeta: "Its because I was the one who trained him"
Pan looked baffled
Pan: "Huh? What's that got to do with it?"

Lauren: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
What's love but a second hand emotion?
Jess: What's love got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

Vegeta: "It all happened before either you or Stoppable were born, you see Yamcha was with Bulma before she left him for me and Tien has never really forgiven me for killing him

Jerry: Uh, you didn’t kill him. He used up all his power in an attack on Nappa and died.

that one time, and now this new fighter is taking it out on my student"
Pan: "….Wow, they really know how to hold onto a grudge don't they"

Sam: Well this is based off an Anime with bland characters so…yeah.

Suddenly the conversation was broken when they heard a scream of pain from above.

Trent: Is he dead yet?

Ron: "GAAAAAAAAAAA!"
As pan looked up she saw that Tiencha had brought an elbow down on Ron's spine, as Ron started to fall he felt a sharp pain on his scalp as Tiencha grabbed his hair and pulled him back up and while holding him by his hair with one hand he started punching Ron in the face with his free hand, Ron's arms hung at his sides completely defenceless.

Zack: Oh god that’s stupid, hahahaha.

Pan was starting to loose it.

Brad: Uh, what is she loosening?
Mike: She’s like fourteen so I hope to god it isn’t her bra.

Pan: "Stop it you're hurting him!" Pan screamed as tears started falling freely.

Lauren: Oh shut up.

Tiencha looked down at Pan and smiled
Tiencha: "Don't worry, this match is almost over hahaha!

Zack: *Tiencha* Just give me one more second and I’ll kill him!

Then Tiencha pulled Ron around behind him and threw him by his hair towards the wall of the atrium.

Zack: See?

Ron sailed through the air for a moment before smashing into the low part of the wall which in turn caused the wall to collapse right on top of Ron burying him.

Brad: Oh good and he’s already buried too.

Everyone stood in shock at what had just happen,

Sam: What happen?
Lauren: Tiencha set up the Ron.
Jerry: We get Fusion.
Trent: What?
Sam: Main Saiyan turn on! It’s you!
Jess: How are you gentlemen? All your Saiyan are belong to us!
Sam: What you say!?
Jess: You have no chance to collect Dragon Balls make your time! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

at what Tiencha had just done.
Pan: "NO! RON!"

Mike: Is she shouting? I can’t tell.

Pan ran towards the collapsed wall to help her partner, when she reached the wall she started digging through the debris to find Ron!"
Gohan turned to Tiencha.

Brad: *Gohan* Dude, that was awesome.

Gohan: "THAT WAS GOING TO FAR DAMNIT! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!"

Trent: IF YOU CAN’T TELL I’M SHOUTING! YOU SEE WHEN BAD WRITERS NEED TO SHOW THAT PEOPLE ARE SHOUTING THEY WRITE IN ALL CAPS! UNLESS IT’S A PARODY LIKE THIS MST THEN YOU SHOULDN’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS! RAAAAAAH! NOW CONTINUE SHOUTING!
Brad: Hahahaha!

Tiencha: "I was thinking of winning of coarse, don't worry the kid will survive"

Jess: Of…coarse? Oh god.

Gohan: "That doesn't matter, you could have seriously injured him"

Jerry: Nothing a Senzu Bean can’t cure.

Tiencha: "Look, this kid is probably gonna go through a lot worse than this in the future if he wants to be one of us, so if your gonna…..wait….what the hell is that?"
Gohan looked baffled at Tiencha before he felt it as well…. A rapidly growing power level.

All 8: DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUN!

Pan stepped back from the wall as she saw a bright light seeping out from the cracks in the debris, Pan and Vegeta knew instantly what was happening and both smirked.

Zack: Called it!

Pan: "Oh boy, now you've gone and done it" Pan said as she looked up at Tiencha.
Tiencha looked worried
Tiencha: "What, what's happening?"

Mike: He’s gonna set you up the bomb.

Vegeta: "You've pissed him off"
Suddenly the wall smashed apart revealing a newly transformed Ron.
Ron: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Trent: THIS MEANS SHOUTING IF YOU HAVEN’T FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT!

There Ron stood with his training shirt in tatters it was held on by a single thread clinging to his shoulder, but Tiencha stared in horror at the most noticeable changes, his eyes were now green and his hair was stuck up and golden and there seemed to be a familiar golden aura surrounding him.

Zack: Plus he peed his pants.

Tiencha: "Y…you…..you're a Super Saiyan!"
Ron: "Ok you want a fight, ill give you a fight"

Sam: I’ll also not capitalize “i.”

Tiencha was now starting to panic, he had no intention of fighting a Super Saiyan.
Tiencha: "Ummm, ya-know we really don't have to ummm…."

Brad: Pussy!

Ron: "Oh yeah we do…"

Jess: Now squeal boy!

Without waiting for a reply Ron shot towards Tiencha
Pan: "Woooohooo! go get um Ron"
Before Tiencha could move Ron had punched him five times in the gut.

Lauren: Gut!

Tiencha: "ARRGHH!"

Trent: STILL SHOUTING!

Ron: "Haha not so tough now are ya?"
Tiencha managed to throw Ron away for a moment.
Tiencha: "Back off Scar-face" Tiencha shouted referring to Ron's three thin scars on his cheek"

Sam: Hey pot, meet kettle.

Ron looked puzzled
Ron: "Scar-face? Have you looked in the mirror lately bub?"

Trent: No, you’re not Wolverine, you’re not even close, don’t say “bub” ever again.

Tiencha: "GRRR" Tiencha shot at Ron in anger and threw a few punches that Ron easily blocked, Ron then caught Tienchas fist in his right hand and smirked exactly like Vegeta, Ron then swung Tiencha around before throwing him down towards the ground, thinking quickly Tiencha flipped around and landed roughly on the ground, Tiencha then had an idea and smiled
Tiencha: "Now I'll show you my ultimate technique"

Jerry and Sam: Run away!

With that he pulled his hands around to his back and started speaking
Tiencha: "KAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEE"
Meanwhile everyone was starting to move away from Tiencha and all Ron could say was.

Mike: Crap?
Zack: Fiddlesticks?
Lauren: Oh bugger?

Ron: "Hey….I've seen that before…but where?"
Back down on the ground pan had started whistling innocently while slipping away.
Tiencha: "HAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEE"

Trent: STILL FUCKING SHOUTING!

Ron somehow knew what was going to happen and acted quickly, he took a strange position in the air and pulled both of his arms back behind him while placing the backs of his hands together.

Mike: Wait, he did what?
Jess: How…that doesn’t seem physically possible.

Tiencha: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Trent: SHOUTING FUCKERS!

Tiencha trusted his palms forward and a bright blue beam erupted from Tienchas hands shooting towards Ron, but then Ron launched an attack of his own.
Ron: "GALIK GUN FIRE!"

Jerry: *Abridged Goku* Did he say garlic?

Ron trusted both of his hands

Zack: He trusted them to do what?
Jess: Not actually jerk it off.
Zack: …ow.

wide open and pointed towards Tiencha, a bright purple beam shot out of Ron's palms straight towards Tiencha.
Trunks: "Hey that's dads technique"

Jerry: Thank you Captain Obvious.

Everyone watched as the two powerful beams collided in mid air and started pushing each-over back.
Gohan: "Who's gonna win?"

Mike: Who cares?

Krillin: "Its to close to tell"
Uub: "Its Ron"
Roshi: "Its Tiencha"

Sam: Its bad writing!

18: "Look! There's something wrong"
Everyone looked up at where 18 was pointing and noticed that she was right Tiencha was sweating and started shaking.

Lauren: Suggestive much?

Tiencha: "What! Oh no! not now!"
Suddenly there was a bright flash of light and Tiencha was gone replaced once again by Tien and Yamcha.

All 8: WAH, WAH, WAAAAAAAH!

As Tiencha disappeared so did his beam and Ron's beam continued and engulfed both Tien and Yamcha.
Tien: "ARRRRGGGGG!"
Yamcha: "WAAAAAHHHHH!"

Trent: SHOUTING MOTHER FUCKERS! SHOUTING IS FUN IN ALL FUCKING CAPS!

After Ron's beam subsided both Tien and Yamcha fell to the ground, Ron just floated there wondering what had just happened.
Ron: "Huh?….. Did I win?"

Zack: This fight? Yes. Life? No.

Vegeta: "Fusion only lasts for 30 minutes, but because they are both so weak it only lasted 15 minutes"

Lauren: Naturally.

Ron turned around to see Vegeta standing with his arms crossed directly behind him.
Ron: "Where did you come from! Stop sneaking up on me!"
Vegeta: "I do not sneak"
Ron looked annoyed.
Ron: "Oh please! Ninjas make more noise than you, trust me I know"

Jerry: BELIEVE IT!

Tien and Yamcha were busy trying to pick themselves up when a shadow loomed over them, they both looked up to see the golden haired boy who had defeated them offering his hands to help them up, they both smiled and accepted his hands.

Jess: Ew.

After pulling his new friends up to there feet Ron smiled and spoke.

Trent: *Ron* I stopped shouting.

Ron: "Good match, we'll call this one a draw"
Tien and Yamcha were shocked.
Tien: "Huh! But why! You won."

Lauren: In this fic, nobody wins.

Ron shook his head
Ron: "Nope, I was really struggling with that blast, if your fusion hadn't worn off you probably would have won, so this will be a draw"
With that Ron started to walk away when he spoke up

Trent: *Ron* But I’ll get you next time Tiencha! Next time!

Ron: "But remember I'll be expecting a rematch someday"
Yamcha and Tien smiled with a newfound respect for him and shouted to Ron who was still walking away.

Jerry: *Yamcha* Suck my dick!

Tien & Yamcha: "You got it"
Then Yamcha turned to Vegeta
Yamcha: "You forgot to mention he was a Saiyan and a Super Saiyan at that"
Vegeta just smirked

Sam: *Vegeta* Tough shit boy.

Vegeta: "I didn't forget, I just didn't tell you" Vegeta then walked away.
Ron however was still walking back towards the BBQ when Pan lost control of herself and before she knew what she was doing she had reached Ron and was now hugging him.

Jess: Dear god girl get control over your hormones.

Pan: "Way to go Ron!….ummmm …Ron? ….hello?…Ron?"

Trent: And all the blood drains from his head into his other head.

Pan moved back slightly to look Ron in the face but as soon as she moved Ron fell backwards right out of Pans arms, she let out a small yelp as run fell backwards onto the grass.

Mike: Aw, his first hug.

Pan: "RON! What's wrong"
Bulma moved to check on Ron after a moment she noticed that Ron was snoring.

Sam: Oh god it’s a Bakuda joke!
All 8: AAAAAH!

Bulma: "Haha! don't worry Pan he's just tired"
Pan let out a sigh of relief but then trunks decided to make his presence known.

Zack: *Trunks* I’m here!

Trunks: "Well Pan congratulations, you finally knocked him off his feet. Hahahahaha"
This was a mistake, Pan looked up at trunks with fire in her eyes.
Trunks mind: "I wish I had someone in my life who would stop me from making stupid mistakes"

Jess: I believe that’s called having common sense.

Just then trunks slipped into a daydream.

Mike: Uh, what?

Trunks daydream
Trunks was sitting in a bar facing a gorgeous blond girl as he leaned in to kiss the girl a smartly dressed fat man stopped him, then the man pulled a wig of the girl to reveal a middle aged balding man with a beard.

Lauren: What the hell?
Jerry: I think Trunks took some happy pills.

Then the smartly dressed man sang in a opera voice.
Smartly dressed man: "!"

Brad: Top coat, top hat!
Zack: And I don't worry coz my wallet's fat!
Mike: Black shades, white gloves!
Trent: Lookin' sharp lookin' for love.
Sam: They come runnin' just as fast as they can!
Jerry: 'Coz every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!

Real world

Lauren: Welcome to reality.

Trunks mind: "….I don't know why he's an opera singer?"

Jess: Because you’re secretly gay.
Brad: …Did Bakuda write this?

Trunks snapped out of his daydream a second to late as Pans fist collided with his cheek sending him into a nearby tree, he sat there dazed for a second before he was approached by his father.
Vegeta: "Think yourself lucky she didn't have a frying pan with her"

Zack: Hi, that’s not funny.

He was then interrupted by Bulma.
Bulma: "Well you would know haha!"

Zack: Yeah, still not funny.

To be continued…

Jess: Stop that!

And that is the end of chapter 7 i hope you enjoyed it.

Mike: Yeah, we didn’t.

By the way i am still waiting for votes on my idea for sending ron into the future to fight an evil version of himself, i have a lot of good ideas for that part
of the story, including a rebel faction with future trunks and future kim as the leaders.

Lauren: Oh dear god.
Sam: I doubt you have any “good” ideas.

please review and vote.

Brad: I vote for you to stop writing.

Chapter 8 - Shadows Of The Past

Trent: Real original.

One Month Later

Sam: Nothing interesting was happening.

Vegeta: "you have been here three months Stoppable, what makes you think you can defeat me?"

Jess: Lack of brain cells due to pummeling?

Ron: "I …..I just feel it in my gut"

Brad: Oh yeah, great response. Should we dig the grave now or after he gets his ass kicked?

Vegeta: "very well Stoppable, its your funeral"

Mike: If only.

Ron: "Lets do it!"
Vegeta: "TAKE THIS!"
Ron: "Ha! You missed, now its my turn,….. HA! GOTCHA!"
Vegeta: "NO! THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE, HOW COULD I BE DEFEATED?"

Jess: What the hell?

Vegeta threw his Playstation controller to the floor and stormed out the door, leaving a laughing Ron in his wake

Sam: …Was that supposed to be funny?
Jerry: Probably. But it definitely wasn’t.

Ron: "Oh come on! Nobody likes a sore loser"
Pan then walked through the door.
Pan: "Hey Ron, what's up with Vegeta?"

Brad: *Ron* I kicked his ass in Street Fighter.

Ron shrugged and put down his controller
Ron: "Apparently he REALLY hates losing, so what brings you down this neck of the woods?"

Trent: Moist underwear.
Sam: Wow, not even attempt at an innuendo?
Trent: Screw innuendos, I’m too good for innuendos…especially when obvious jokes are that easy.

Pan hesitated for a moment before speaking

Lauren: Oh god I think Trent was right.
Trent: YES!

Pan: "Well I was just going to visit some old friends and I was wondering if you wanna come?"

All 8: AAAAAAAAH!

Ron smiled his goofy smile

All 8: AAAAAAAAH!

Ron: "Sure, Vegeta said if I beat him I could have the day off"

Jerry: That one is also sexual.

Ten minutes later Ron and pan were both racing across the landscape to the west.
Ron finally broke the silence
Ron: "So Pan, where are we off to?"
Pan looked back to Ron.

Jess: *Pan* My bedroom!
Mike: I wouldn’t be surprised.
Jess: *Pan* Where I’m gonna tie you down and hump you until it bleeds!
Mike: …that would be less likely.
Brad: …and more disturbing.
Jess: Yes I win!

Pan: "He is an old friend of my dads, but he doesn't get many visitors, so I promised I would visit every now and then, plus the food is great and we are nearly there, look up ahead"
Ron looked where Pan had gestured to see a white tower coming out of the ground and reaching up past the clouds.
Ron: "Wow, that is a tall tower"

Jerry: Thank you Captain Obvious.
Zack: Is Admiral Duh around too?

Pan: "And we are going right to the top, race you"
At that pan powered up and shot upwards towards the top of the tower leaving a white trail behind her while Ron smirked
Ron: "Your on!"

Trent: *Ron* My penis.

Jut as Pan had done a moment before Ron powered up and followed his friend.

Lauren: He is so looking up her skirt.
Jerry: She wears jeans.
Lauren: He is so looking up her jeans.

In less then thirty seconds Ron had caught up with Pan. Who had stopped at what seemed to be a platform halfway up the tower.

Brad: It seemed to be a platform but it was really a beach ball.

Ron: "Hey pan is this the place?"
Pan: "No, we need to go further up"

Sam: Then why did you stop there?
Jess: Padding.

Ron then saw the strangest sight he had ever seen, a cat walking on its hind legs and carrying a stick

Jerry: Okay, seriously? That’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen? Your pet is a fucking naked mole rat that eats tacos for god’s sake.

Ron: "Hey cool, a cat that can do tricks haha"
Cat: "Well if it isn't Pan, how have you been kid?"
Pan: "Just fine thanks Korin, hey I want you to meet a new friend, this is Ron…..ummm Ron?"
Pan turned to Ron who was now staring wide eyed at Korin

Brad: *Ron* That cat’s dick is bigger than mine.

Ron: "A talking cat? I have got to stop being so surprised at things that happen in my life"

Sam: I agree.

Pan: "Haha, true, Well we have to be off before we are late, bye Korin"
As pan and Ron were about to take off again Korin spoke up
Korin: "WAIT! Take these"

Jess: Woa, calm down kitty.

Korin then threw a small brown bag to pan who caught it in her left hand
Korin: "They are Sensu Beans, over the years they have kind of piled up and you never know when you will need them"

Jerry: OBVIOUS PLOT DEVICE IS FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Pan smiled appreciately and placed the bag in her pocket
Pan: "Thanks Korin, bye"
After a few minutes of flying up the tower they finally saw the top, it was a huge platform balanced perfectly on top of the tower.

Sam: Are they flying up a tower? Because I never would’ve known if the author hadn’t mentioned it like fifty freaking times.

Pan: "Ron, welcome to the Watchtower, this is where the guardian of the earth lives"

Zack: The Justice League?

Ron looked surprised

Jerry: I would too if the Watchtower from freaking Justice League was in Dragon Ball GT.

Ron: "Hey yeah, trunks told me all about this place, including that a green alien lives here"
Pan: "Yes, that's who we came to visit, his name is Dende"
As Ron and Pan landed on the platform they were greeted by a small man wearing a turban.
Pan: "Hi Mr Popo"

Trent: *Abridged Popo* You’re all going to die.

Popo: "Hello pan its nice to see you, and who is this?"
Pan turned around to see that Ron was still standing behind her
Pan: "Oh sorry, this is Ron, Ron this is Mr Popo"

Jerry: He’s the most racist character in the show.
Jess: How?
Jerry: Image!

Jess: Oh…my…god.
Mike: Wow.
Brad: Yessa massa, I be watering your plants massa!
Sam: There are so many things wrong with that character design, and only a few were made clear by Brad’s line.

Ron stepped forward and offered his hand to the strange man who happily shook it
Popo: "I will inform Dende that you are here, please feel free to look around the watch tower"

Lauren: But don’t step on the plants! God help you if you step on my fucking plants!

After Mr Popo disappeared into the structure pan turned to Ron and spoke
Pan: "Well you heard the man, lets have a look around"
And so Ron and pan started to explore the watchtower and quite frankly got pretty bored, the only thing of interest was a locked room which had a picture of two hourglasses.

Jess: There was also a strip club, but since they were both under eighteen the author left it out.

After a while they came across another door, this one had a picture of a pendulum engraved on the door.
Pan tried it to find that it was open, as she tried to walk in Ron spoke up.

Brad: *Ron* Hey the black stereotype might get angry if we go in there.

Ron: "Ummm pan, are you sure that is a good idea"
Pan: "Don't worry, Mr Popo said to look around, so lets look"
Pan then walked through the door and Ron let out an annoyed sigh
Ron: "Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?"

Lauren: Careless and stupid? Yep, just the ones you know.

With that Ron followed
The room was not much to look at, the walls were white and in the centre of the room was a golden pendulum which seemed to be floating in mid air
Pan: "Well, this was a big waste of time, lets go see Dende"
As Ron and pan started to walk towards the exit, the door slammed shut

Jess: THE ROOM IS ANGRY WITH YOU!

Pan: "Hey, what gives"
Pan tried to open the door only to find it was locked, then they both heard something moving behind them.
They looked to see that the pendulum had started moving when all of a sudden they were overcome with a wave of drowsiness
Ron: "Uhhhh pan? What's …. going…. On?" was all Ron could get out before falling to the floor asleep followed shortly by pan.

Lauren: I think this guy doesn’t know what “sleeping together” means.

Meanwhile outside Mr Popo and Dende were looking for Ron and Pan
Popo: "They have to be around here somewhe… oh no!"

Zack: Oh yeah!

Mr Popo spotted a bright white light coming from under a door just down the hall
Dende: "What is is Mr Popo?"
They both walked towards the door, Mr Popo took a deep breath before opening the door, but after the door was open they found the room was empty apart from the golden pendulum.

Jerry: *Abridged Kami* Mr. Popo, where did you send them?
Trent: *Abridged Popo* I’ll tell you where they’re not…safe…

Popo: "This is not good!"
Dende however was fascinated with the room
Dende: "Mr Popo…. What is this place?"

Jerry: Wait, you’ve lived there for like two fucking decades and you don’t know about that room? Wow you’re a fucking retard.

Popo: "this Dende is the new pendulum room, it has the power to transport people into past events"
Dende: they change what happened in the past?"
Popo: "No, what they will see are mearly shadows of the past, they can interact with what is happening but they cannot change the bigger outcomes"

Jess: This makes it so paradoxes can’t happen.

Dende let out a sigh of relief before speaking
Dende: "Well… can they get back?"
Popo: "Yes… after the past events are over they will be transported back here…"

Mike: Or they’ll die, either way no one will care.

Dende looked at his friend with a suspiciously
Dende: "…. Why do I feel a "but" coming on"

Brad: I don’t want to know about coming on butts.

Popo cringed before speaking
Popo: "But it could take days, weeks or even months for them to see what the room will show them"

Lauren: Sucks to be them.

Ron blinked slowly as his eyes tried to adjust to the light, as a breeze flew through his hair he realised he was outside, when he opened his eyes fully he noticed a very strange sight….. Two suns.

Trent: *3PO* My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!
Jerry: *Luke* There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!

Ron: "Ok…that cant be good"

Sam: Hey Captain Obvious is back.

Ron sat up to look at his surroundings, he noticed oddly shaped tall buildings along with dozens of spherical ships zooming around in the air, he then noticed something else, pan was unconscious next to him.

Zack: Oh god no.
Jess: Please no rape or molestation for the love of god.

Shooting over to pan he knelt down and used his right arm picked up her head and tried waking her.

Mike: I don’t want to know how.

Ron: "Yo Pan come on, nap times over"

Brad: Or he could be a rude dick.

Pan slowly started to wake up and looked up at Ron.
Pan: "Ron, will you read me the story about the bunny?"

Jess: Wait what?
Jerry: I…what the fuck?
Zack: Bunny?

Ron looked at her with a confused look
Ron: "Ok…..I am gonna ask you about that later, but right now we have more pressing matters"

Lauren: How about we just block that one out?

Ten minutes later pan was fully awake and she and Ron were now exploring the city, everyone they walk past seemed to give them a dirty look.
Ron: "Uhhh pan, have you noticed something about these people?"
Pan: "Yes, everyone looks like they want to hurt us"

Mike: So it’s a normal day then?

Ron thought for a moment

Jess: Don’t strain yourself buddy.

Ron: "Well…. Yes, but I was thinking of something else, look at them, they all have black hair and if you look very carefully you will notice a very familiar tail poking out of all there backs"
Pan looked around for a moment before realising Ron was right

All 8: DUN DUN DUN!

Pan: "Oh my god! There Saiyans"

Jerry: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Zack: You bastards!

Ron: "Yep, every damn one of them,….. Pan…. I think I know where we are"

Sam: Hell yeah! Gotta get that damn Teen rating!

Pan looked at Ron with curiously
Ron: "Its…. The planet Vegeta"

Trent: You know what this means right!?
Lauren: What?
Trent: The Doc’s alive!
Lauren: 1885!?
Mike: There’s only one man that can help me now!


Pan: "But…. I thought planet Vegeta was destroyed"
Ron: "Well we'll have to figure it out later, right now we have to get of the street, its getting dark and I don't think it would be smart to be outside at night"

Sam: Oh yeah, because you’re usually a pair of geniuses. How did you get there again?

Pan nodded in agreement and looked around until she noticed a small bar
Pan: "How about over there?"
Ron looked in the direction pan pointed

Zack: Oh yeah, a bar, great place for a pair of fifteen year olds.

Ron: "Works for me"
They both inspected the insides of the bar, there were Saiyans everywhere, most were drunk and a bunch of them were arm wrestling
Pan: "So, what do you think?"
Ron grabbed pan and quickly pulled her down just in time to avoid a saiyan being thrown through the air into a wall behind them

Jerry: *T-800* I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Mike: *Biker* You forgot to say “please.”
Trent: I’m bad to the bone.

Ron: "I think we were safer outside"
A few minutes later they were both sat alone at the bar looking into a couple of glasses that were filled with something that was still alive, totally unaware that a familiar figure had spotted them from down the bar and taken an interest before his friend snapped him out of it
?: "Hey Bardok, hello anyone there

Lauren: I didn’t know the punctuation had dialogue.
Jerry: That’s why he never uses it; because all the periods and question marks are characters and they can’t just be sitting on the end of sentences.
Lauren: See now you’re on to something.

Bardok snapped out of his gaze
Bardok: "What, oh sorry Kaja"
Kaja: "What's up?"

Jess: I’m betting he made that second name up.
Mike: Seems dumb enough.
Brad: Only one way to find out.
Jess: TO THE WEEEEEEEEEB!
Brad: It means grub.
Mike: So…that was pointless.
Jess: Seems that way.

Bardok once again turned his attention to the two strangers and decided to try something, reaching into his side pack he pulled out his scouter and attached it to his head
Bardok: "Well now lets see"
Bardok pushed a few buttons on the scouter.

Zack: *Nappa* Vegeta! What does the Scouter say about his power level!?

Bardok: "Humph! A power level of less than 3 each, they're pathetic, but, there's something familiar about the female"

Jerry: *Abridged Vegeta* It’s…one thousand and six.

Kaja: "Hah! Well it looks like there is someone else interested in the girl, look"

Mike: Ew, she’s fucking fifteen.
Lauren: Great, another pedophile author.
Jess: At least this one’s not a furry.
Mike and Lauren: Agreed.

Bardok turned and saw that sure enough a familiar huge elite class Saiyans called Kain was walking towards the two

Trent: Oh god.

Pan flinched in shock when a big Saiyan grabbed her arm and started to try and drag her away from the bar

Jess: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.
Zack: Prepare to report!

Pan: "HEY! LET GO OF ME"
Kain: "I don't think so, your coming home with me tonight, you will make a fine mate hahahahaha….."

Lauren: Oh fuck that!
Brad: Report!
VincentX: “Attempted rape of a fifteen year old girl.”
Mike: There we go.

Kains laughter was cut short when another hand had grabbed his wrist, both pan and Kain followed the arm to…
Ron: "Now, I cant allow that" Ron spoke very calmly before prying pans arm from the Saiyans grip and sitting back down, Kain however was very persistent and once again grabbed pans arm

Sam: Ew.

Kain: "I SAID YOUR COMING WITH ME!"

All 8: FUCK!

For Ron this was the last straw, he jumped quickly and planted his left hand on the bar and then with his body completely horizontal he spun around and planted his boot directly in the Saiyans face, this is turn caused Kain to fly back crashing into a pile of stools

Mike: Wait, what just happened?

Bardok and Kaja: "WHAT!"

Mike: Yeah, exactly.

Kain meanwhile had pulled himself out of the splintered stools and marched towards Ron with a pissed look on his face

Jerry: *Steve Irwin* Crickey! He’s really pissed off now!

Kain: "YOU, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?"

Sam: *Yakko* Why? Did you forget?

Ron: "ugly all day" at this response pan couldn't help but let out a giggle but soon she realised that the entire bar was laughing, except for Kain who still seemed to be figuring out what Ron had just said

Brad: Let’s add stupid to that…and that was a lame joke.

Kain: "duuuuh?"

Trent: Wow, and the fic has reached a new low.

Ron: "somehow I knew you would say that" at this the bar down right broke into laughter

Jerry: Thank you Judge Dredd.

Bardok: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh I like that kid, it's a shame Kain is probably gonna destroy him now haha"
Kain: "GRRRRRR, STOP LAUGHING!"
After Kain finished shouting he shot at Ron and started to try to punch him, but Ron was just too fast, Kain let out a left and ron just ducked under it and he continued this for a few minutes, it was as if ron wasent trying

Sam: This reminds me of Bakuda’s writing.
Brad: You mean the poor characterization, overacting bullies and overpowered main character who is unlikeable?
Sam: Bingo.

Ron: "missed me, nope, over here, try again"
Kain: "DAMN YOU, STAY STILL!"
Ron: "Ok"
The crowd were shocked by this as Ron stopped moving and stayed perfectly still and kain took full advantage of it, he pulled back his fast and put all his power into one punch

Zack: FALCON PUNCH!

Kain: "HAAAAA"
It was a perfect hit Kains fist directly into Ron's face, but everyone were shocked to see that Ron was still standing, in fact, he was smiling
Kain: "WHAT?, IMPOSSIBLE"

Jerry: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!

Kain took a few steps back before rushing at Ron again only this time he was met by a powerful backhand from Ron that sent Kain flying through the door to the bar.
Ron sat back down and turned to pan
Ron: "Well, that was fun" pan however was in a dream world
Pans mind: "He… he defended me, oh what a sweetheart!"

Lauren: Oh gag me with a spoon.

However the peace was soon broken by Kain smashing his way through the doors followed by a dozen other men, he then pointed at Ron and shouted
Kain: "THAT'S HIM"

Brad: *Kain* He stopped me from turning this into an R rated fic!

A moment later Ron and pan were back to back in the centre of the bar in there battle stances surrounded by Saiyans when pan spoke up
Pan: "Hey you think you can take this many?"
Ron looked back at pan and said
Ron: "It might be difficult if one more shows up"

Mike: One more shows up.

Pan: "Well then I guess I'll have to take that one"
Ron: "Oh wait! Are you fighting too?" Ron said sarcastically as Ron's and pans eyes met and they both flashed watchtower an almost sadistic smile and a moment later they both jumped towards there respective piles of Saiyans

Jerry: Oh god that was from Kingdom Hearts II and it was only cool in that game because it was Cloud and Squall.

Bardok and Kaja watched on in amazement as the two strangers started to take apart the gang of Saiyans Bardok decided to re check there power levels when the results came out he couldn't believe it
Bardok: "Th….there just as strong as Freezas Lieutenants!"

Jess: Dun dun dun!

To be continued….

Trent: Damn.

SORRT IT TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE, I HAVE BEEN CONSENTRAITING ON MY YUGIOH FIC

Zack: As well as not turning off Caps Lock.

SO ANYWAY PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY SO FAR

Jerry: It sucks.
Lauren: It’s awful.
Mike: You’re a terrible human being.

Trent: You don't need money, don't take fame!
Zack: Don't need no credit card to ride this train!
Sam: It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes!
Brad: But it might just save your life!
Jerry: That's the power of love!
Mike: That's the power of love!

Lauren: We’re gonna be getting Back to the Future gags until they go…ugh, back to the future aren’t we?
Trent: Oh yes.
Jess: This is heavy.
Lauren: Great Scott! Jess is quoting it…wait, now I am!

Chapter 9 - Reunions of enemies and family.

Mike: “Boring crap no one enjoys reading” would be a better chapter title.
Trent: That would be a better title for the fucking site.

Meanwhile outside the bar, two dark figures were strolling down the street, one was short and podgy with purple skin and the other was tall and thin with blue skin, he also had long greenish hair tied back in a loose ponytail.

Jerry: Dodoria is PINK you retard!
Sam: Not light red?
Jerry: They already have a color for light red, you know what they call it? Pink.

Dodoria: "Tell me again Zarbon, why are we on this weakling planet?" the podgy one said.

Zack: *Zarbon* I hear the Margaritas are awesome.

Zarbon: "How many time's do I have to tell you, we are here recruiting new soldiers for lord Freeza"
Dodoria shook his head in disgust
Dodoria: "If you ask me, it's a waste of time, there's not a single person on this planet worthy of our attention…"

Jess: Cue stupid thing.

As if on cue the wall behind Dodoria seemed to explode as a Saiyan flew through the wall and smashed into Dodoria

Jess: I hate you; you crappy, crappy author.

Dodoria: "AAARRRGGHHHH!"

Lauren: Did it really hurt that much? Seriously?

Quickly recovering, the Saiyan got up and started running down the street.

Brad: *Saiyan* Oh my god it’s a pink dude and his gay lover run!
Jerry: *Abridged Zarbon* I certainly know what it’s like to take a hard one to the face.

Trying his best not to laugh Zarbon turned to face a young boy through the new hole in the wall, curios he turned on his scanner and inspected this boy, Zarbon's eyes widened when he saw that the boy was just a little bit weaker then himself.

Trent: Oh, I thought his eyes widened because Dodoria ass raped him.
Mike: You can’t rape the willing.
Trent: This is true.

Ron looked on in shock at what he had done, Saiyans laid unconscious on the floor all around him and he had just now blasted someone through a wall, he turned to Pan who was also surrounded by unconscious bodies.
Ron: "Do you think we went a bit overboard?"

Lauren: *Pan* They started it.

Ron and Pan looked at each over and then at the bodies and then back at each other
Ron & Pan: "Nah!"

Brad and Jess: Lame!

With that Ron and Pan quickly hopped out through the hole in the wall and started walking down the street closely followed by Zarbon and a still throbbing Dodoria.

Zack: Okay, that “throbbing” comment is really bad when put with the gay jokes.
Sam: It’s just bad in general…and I mean that in terms of both the fic and the line.

After a while Ron turned to face there stalkers unaware that a third person, Bardok, had also been following and was now watching them from afar
Ron: "Can we help you?"
Zarbon stepped forward

Trent: *Zarbon* We represent the lollipop guild.

Zarbon: "Congratulations, you have been chosen to have the privilege of one of lord Freeza's personal soldiers"

Jess: And by “chosen” we mean we’re going to beat you unconscious and kidnap you.

Ron stared at Zarbon in confusion before leaning over and whispering in Pans ear
Ron: "I-is that woman asking me on a date?"

Jess: Uh…does Zarbon have a masculine voice?
Jerry: Define masculine.
Jess: Does he sound like a woman?
Jerry: No.
Jess: So the author is a retard making a bad joke?
Jerry: Yep.
Jess: Excellent.

Unfortunately Zarbon heard this

Brad: And unfortunately we read this too.

Zarbon: "HOW DARE YOU? I AM A MAN!"

Zack: Now you’re a man!
Lauren: A manly, manly man!

At this point Dodoria fell to the floor laughing.
Ron: "Oh! Sorry but with the hair and lipstick I kind of figured…."

Brad: The dick kinda threw me off but I figured you were a pre-op.

Zarbon's face became distorted with rage

Mike: It what?

Zarbon: "LIPSTICK! THIS IS THE NATURAL COLOUR OF MY LIPS YOU FILTHY APE!"

Zack: Me thinks he dost protest too much.

Ron slapped a hand over his mouth in an attempt to stop himself from saying anything else.
Zarbon: "Hmn, I have some friends that can teach you a lesson"

Sam: A GAY lesson.

With that, Zarbon reached to his belt and pulled out a small glass container with what looked like 4 green seed's, Zarbon then used his right hand to dig four tiny holes in the ground

Jerry: Up the old dirt road.

and planted them one by one, afterwards he filled the holes back up,

Lauren: Oh I bet he did.

Ron and Pan looked on in confusion as Zarbon took a vile of a green substance and poured it over the ground where he had buried the seeds, meanwhile Bardok who was still watching from a distance knew exactly what was going too happen.

Zack: I don’t want to know anymore about Zarbon’s seeds.

Bardok: "Saibamen"
Suddenly the ground started to shake and ro watched as the ground started to split open and four small green creatures crawled out of the ground.
Ron: "Ewww, what are they"

Zack: *Zarbon* That’s what my sperm look like.

Zarbon: "these are my Saibamen, and they will destroy you"
Reaching out with his senses he found out that these creatures were far weaker than either himself or Pan, Ron turned to Pan.

Sam: *Ron* Time for another pointless action sequence!

Ron: "You wanna go first?"
Pan smiled
Pan: "Sure, I'll try to leave some for you"
Zarbon: "Hmn, Saiyan arrogance at its best, one Saibaman will be more than a match for you"

Mike: Pot, meet Kettle.

With a wave of his finger one Saibaman leaped towards Pan.

Brad: Mainly because he didn’t want to smell that finger.

Pan flashed

All 8: AH!

a smile

All 8: Oh.

before jumping into battle, she quickly met the Saibaman in midair and brought her fist down on top of the Saibaman's head and with a short squeal the Saibaman's head smashed into the ground leaving a small crater.
Pan: "Is that it?"
Although surprised at the young Saiyans strength Zarbon knew that the Saibaman had one last trick.

Jerry: Self-Destruct and it doesn’t work.

Zarbon: "Not by a long shot"
Suddenly without warning the Saibaman got back up and jumped forward grabbing a hold of Pan trapping her arms at her sides.

Sam: Um, please tell me that’s the self destruct attack.
Jerry: Thankfully it is.

Pan: "Hey let go of m….. huh?"
Pan stopped speaking as she felt a sudden spike in the creatures power level and then start glowing.
Ron acted quickly, he shot forward and grabbed the Saibaman by the head in a tight grasp forcing the creature to let go of Pan, and after it did Ron threw it high into the air, the Saibaman flew over 100 meters into the air before it suddenly it erupted into a huge explosion, Ron rose his arm to cover his eyes as dust flew at him but Pan simply looked at the explosion, she knew very well what would have happened to her if it wasn't for Ron.

Jerry: Um, nothing because you’re way stronger and self-destruct won’t work if there’s a huge difference between your powers? You know, like when Chaotzu tried it on Nappa?

Pan's mind: "H-he saved my life"

Brad: No he didn’t you dumbass.

Pan managed to look away from the explosion and she looked back down at Ron and noticed he was shaking, at first she thought he was in shock but then she noticed his hand, it was clenched so tightly that his nails were starting to cut into his palms, Ron was shaking from anger.

Trent: Either that or explosions turn him on.

Ron: "How dare you….."

Sam: How dare you ask a question without a question mark?

Ron then looked p to stare Zarbon straight in the eyes revealing that Ron's eyes had turned green and shouted.
Ron: "HOW DARE YOU!"

Mike: CAPS LOCK MEANS I’M ANGRY!

In a flash of golden light Ron transformed into a super Saiyan, all having the same idea Zarbon, Dodoria and Bardok checked Ron's power level and were suddenly struck by fear of the extremely high power level, but this only lasted a second as here Scouters simultaneously exploded off there heads.

Zack: IT’S “THEIR” YOU ILLITERATE FUCK! HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU ONLY KNOW ONE FORM OF THAT FUCKING WORD!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Jess: Woa, down boy.

Zarbon: "It's not possible!"

Jerry: Okay, why do lame Anime characters always shout that? I don’t blame the author for this one; I blame Shonen Anime. In every fucking show they always go, “No! That’s not possible!” when the event is fucking happening right in front of them! It’s stupid! Stop doing that!

Suddenly Ron disappeared and reappeared in the middle of the three remaining Saibamen with both of his hands in the air, with I quick movement Ron brought his hands down with an axe handle right on top of the first saibamans head smashing him into the ground, without hesitating Ron stood up straight and pointed his open palm down at the Saibaman and blasted it, next he quickly grabbed another one by the throat and lifted it into the air, it struggled for a second but then smiled, somehow its head split open and a green substance shot out at ron hitting him in the chest, the green goo burned right through Ron's blue training shirt, but the Saibamans smile faded when it saw that Ron remained unharmed suddenly Ron tossed the Saibaman through the air and quickly let out another blast destroying it before it got too far away, and the finally Ron turned his attention towards the final Saibaman, it took one look at Ron's eyes and Started to slowly step back.

Sam: That…was one god damn sentence.
Trent: I think this guy just set a fucking world record for longest run on sentence ever.

Ron continued looking at the creature before speaking
Ron: "You should be running" Ron simply stated

Jerry: That’s from something…Hellboy!

Without hesitation the creature turned and started to fly away quickly as Ron brought his hands together and twisted them around his back intending to use a move that Pan had taught him
Ron: "KAAAA-MEEEE"

Lauren: Overly exaggerated anime power up sequence go!

A small ball of light formed between his hands

Zack: *Beavis* Heh, heh, he said “ball.”

Ron: "HAAAA-MEEEE"
The small ball got bigger and bigger

Brad: I've got big balls!
I've got big balls!
Trent: They're such big balls!
They're fancy big balls!
Sam: And he's got big balls!
And she's got big balls!
Jerry and Zack: But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Ron: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Ron trusted both his palms forward and a huge beam of brilliant blue light shot from his hands, the fleeing Saibaman turned too look back for a split second before it was engulfed by the beam and was destroyed.

Lauren: You done yet?

Now intending to turn his attention too the ones who created the little green monsters Ron looked down too see that they had both vanished, seeing no immediate threat Ron powered down to his natural state and as he did it suddenly started raining.

Jess: Generic scene is generic!

Ron now turned to Pan
Ron: "Hey Pan thanks for teaching me the Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Haaaaa!" the last word turned into a bit of a scream as Ron saw Pan barrelling towards him, as Pan slammed into him she caught him in a powerful lip lock wrapping her arm's around his head, Ron was surprised at first but then found him self putting his arms around her waist and kissing her back.

Brad: Uh…
Lauren: Why did he scream about it?
Jess: Bakuda’s long lost relative who is afraid of girls?
Brad: Works for me.

This went on for about a minute before there mutual need for air forced them to separate,

Zack: Thank god they didn’t remember they could breathe through their noses.

there they stood still in each other's arms in the rain unable to say anything. Ron started to say something when he felt another presence, thinking it was Zarbon again Ron quickly turned only too see a man with black hair wearing a green and blue armour standing in the rain, Ron recognised him immediately from a picture Bulma had in her living room and it seemed that Pan also recognised him.

Mike: So…many…grammar…and…spelling…errors…

Pan: "G-grandpa Goku!"
Bardok: "My name is Bardok, you had better come with me, Zarbon will be back and with reinforcements"

Jess: Who you could also defeat easily.

Without waiting for a answer Bardok turned and started walking followed quickly by Ron and pan who had separated.
Managing to overcome her shyness over what she had done moments before, she leaned over to Ron and whispered to him
Pan: "Why doesn't he recognise me?"

Sam: Is she really questioning why the person she’s never met doesn’t recognize her?

Ron: "I think I know, watch this"
Ron then spoke directly to Bardok
Ron: "Hey mister Bardok, does the name Kakarot mean anything too you?"

Sam: *Bardock* I don’t like carrots.

Bardok kept walking as he spoke
Bardok: "That is the name of my son, why?"

Trent: *Doctor* By the way, while you’re here, would you like to see your son Kakarrot?
Jerry: *Abridged Bardock* Kaka-wha…oh right his name. Nah, think I’ll pass. Didn’t pay attention to Raditz when he was growing up.
Trent: *Doctor* Oh yes and we both know how he turned out.
Jerry: *Abridged Bardock* …Hey there Kakarrot.

Ron smiled and leaned back to Pan
Ron: "I knew it, Pan that man is you great grandfather"

Brad: YOUR! GOD DAMN IT CHECK YOUR FUCKING SPELLING!

Pan had a look of surprise on her face which was soon replaced by a burning red blush at what Ron said next.
Ron: "By the way, you are a very good kisser"

Jess: Oh god, this is like a bad family sitcom.

To be continued…..

Zack: Damn.

AND THATS THE NINETH CHAPTER,

Lauren: No shit.

SO REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

All 8: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

AND HERE IT IS, THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE WINNER OF THE "VOTE" IS...

Trent: What vote?
Jerry: I vote for the author to go to hell.

DRAGON BALL Z
THE
NEXT
SUPER SAIYAN.

Jess: Yes, that’s the title of your fic, good for you.

everyone who voted for it give yourselves a pat on the back, this is the story i will be consentraiting on.

Brad: So we go from all caps to no capitalizing at all?

Jerry: Intermission for Review riffing!
Lauren: Since this fic is so long and there are, get this, over a hundred and fifty freaking reviews, we’re gonna tackle a bunch of them before continuing this awful story.
Sam: As always we’ll start from the earliest and work our way up.

Not a bad start just wondering if this story will continue and fix up your grammer.
Calamite

Mike: You know I’d like this guy more if he knew how to spell grammar.

I enjoyed reading your story. I liked the way you cobined Kim Possible & DBZ into one story. Please update soon.

Jess: So does brain damage run in your family or are you just special?

keep it up

Zack: Don’t encourage him for the love of god.

The idea of this story is great.

Trent: You lie.

I only have three suggestions.

Jerry: One; stop writing. Two; stop writing. Three, STOP FUCKING WRITING!

One:In the second chapter, you began writing the dialogue like a script, putting the person's name before each line. I suggest you go back to writing dialogue the way you did in the first chapter.

Jess: Badly?

Two: Your punctuation is a little shaky.

Sam: A little shaky would imply that he actually uses punctuation.

Three (which is more like a side note for two): You aren't capitalising proper nouns. It's the little things that make a story great. Keep updating!

Lauren: How about his atrocious spelling too?
Mike: Oh god this next one is big.
Sam: Let’s break it down then.

I love this story, KP and DBZ/GT is a great idea.

Jerry: Kids, don’t smoke crack.

Making the Jade Monkeys change Ron into a saiyan was an inspired idea.

Brad: Inspired by what? Satan?

While I did question the idea to change Ron's hair black you were right, it makes the super saiyan transformation as important as it is meant to be.

Mike: Or just stupid.

I like the fact that Pan has a crush on Ron and can hardly wait til the day Kim reunites with Ron and meets Pan. I love it when Kim's jelling.

Zack: …I’m gelling.
Trent: Gellin’ like a felon.

The only problem with this story is that Vegita seems to be a little soft. He may have mellowed after Bulla(Bra) was born but he always has been and always will be a lovable jerk. Vegita suppose to be more aggressive and cynical.

Jerry: Yeah, because the rest of the characterization is so dead on.

1) Why is he not interested in fighting when he first senses Ron's power?

Sam: Bad writing.

2) Why is he so quick to believe Ron is a PURE blooded saiyan and not a half-blood? Especially since he knows the saiyan were all but wiped out.

Sam: Bad writing.

3) He should be more confused about Ron being a blonde human turned saiyan.

Sam: Bad writing.

4) Why is he so willing to train Ron? Isn't he worried Ron may someday be come a rival? And were are Goku(Kakkarot), Gohan and Piccolo, wouldn't they be good teachers as well?

Jerry: Bad writing and Piccolo is dead and Goku disappeared at the end of GT.

Thanks for reading and I hope for a reply to my questions and any info on when we can expect the next chapter.

Mike: More crap and bad writing.

I can see Ron mocking the fusion of those two. I think Glacier is a good name for a villain along those lines. I'm curious though. How powerful are you gonna let Ron get? Does he get to go all the way to SS4 like Goku and Vegeta could in GT? I think he could, because he's alot like Goku personality wise, and Ron has always been "potential boy". Can't wait to see where you take this thing. Keep up the good work.

Jerry: By “a lot like Goku” I’m guessing you mean retarded.

hey this story great for me cos im a big fan of both these shows

Sam: It also is about on your reading level I bet.

also my idea (which i really doubt you will ever use but im saying anyway) is ron goes hey fridge-freezer and the bad guy goes how did you know my name! haha lol

Lauren: Oh dear god that’s awful…the writing and the joke.

a plot twist! :S

Zack: What a twist!

anyway keep wrighting class story

Trent: This guy needs to go back to class and pay attention.

I like this. However, if it's after GT, I wish you had given Vegeta his tail, and the ability to go SSJ4, and by extension I suppose SSJ3. Yes, it's not exactly like GT, but come on: a retracting tail? Please. Tails can be cut off, tails can be regrown... and now there's the amazing retracting tail. Ugh.

Jerry: I believe that’s called a penis. Also Vegeta didn’t have…you know what, I’m not even gonna argue the bad plot.

Oh, and the SSJ's eyes are green, not blue. A pale green, called more specifically: teal.

Sam: Whiney fan boy.

Pretty good chapter, not great but good. Not much happens, but I love the part when Bulla see her car. :-D

Mike: It’s not good either.

I hope you'll bring back Pan soon, I want to see how well they get along.
Finally, "Glacier" is an alright name, but have you considered "Cryo" or some weird variation of one these names.

Brad: Cryo? The hell?

It think it's a good story, but i agree with what Orider's review said; you are being careless. Your conversations are to simple and you write them like a script, and you seem to have a disability that makes it impossible for you to capitalize proper nouns(names). I am sorry if i am being too blunt, but you don't seem to respond to gentle words.

Jerry: You’re too nice.

hey cool story
keep up the gd work bud

Lauren: I think this fic is targeting towards the…“special” crowd.

I am looking forward to this story so much it is insane.

Jess: You’d have to be insane to like this.

I have been waiting for someone to do a story like this but all they do is write a teaser and leave it to lay. As to the name for the fusion of Freeza and Cooler Glacier definitely sounds cool. Only downside to the story is you need to work your capitalization, punctuation, and speeling in some places.

Sam: There’s the pot calling the kettle black.

Other than that Keep up the good work.

Trent: What was that about proper capitalization?

Like others have said: punctuation, capitalization and no more script speech is what you should be working on.

Mike: Or just stop writing.

The story itself is progressing nicely. And if Monkey Fist gets to see Oozaru Ron, he's going to go ape shit nuts, depsite being a monkey. :)

Jess: Worst joke ever.

Goku VS Monkey Fist can we said one sided match with monkey fist on the losing end. You should have a chapter with Ron and Pan have a date and they incounter a few of Ron's ex-friends maybe Kim and company that always makes for good reading.
Until next time
Calamite

Jerry: Stop reviewing, you’re bad at it.

X-overs are ghey.

Brad: Spam!

OK, first I'm gonna say that this is a very unusual but at the same time original idea. A x-over between these two shows is something we fans don't get to read very often. So, congrats to you, gmaxwell33.

Jerry: Who?
Sam: I’m gonna guess that was the writer’s original name.

The plot is good, the action is fantastic, the characters are in character, which is a plus.

Zack: What story are you reading?

Now, on the minus side, you should try to check your grammar since there are lots of mistakes in every chapter, not to mention that many time you don't use capital letters for the characters' names or even when you're starting a sentence.

Mike: Thank you.

One grammar mistake is when you refer to clothing. It's "jeans" instead of "genes", as you've written a few times.

Trent: That’s not grammar, that’s just being a fucking moron.

If you need someone to help you with the grammar, I'll be glad to help, but only if you agree.

Jess: Obviously he didn’t.

I hope you update soon, since this is a very exciting read. Just don't have Ron meet again with Kim and the others for too long, OK? As in, don't wait for ten years or so before they meet again. Thanks!

Zack: You’re not welcome.

I am in LOVE with this story and you pairing Ron and Pan! Great, Ron may be about to go giant weremonkey on his surrounding, hope Pan can snap him out of it without removing the tail... Keep up the good work! I too am attempting to write a KP/DBZ story with P/R,

Mike: “P/R?”
Jerry: That only means one thing to me and that’s Power Rangers.
Sam: Oh dear god that would be pure evil.

maybe you could preread my story? It may take some time to write, so bear with me!

Brad: Get eaten by a bear.

Best chapter yet! I've been waiting for Pan to make her first move. Brilliant move having her voulanteer to be Ron's sparring partner. As for Frieza recuiting Monkey Fist, I hope it's part of a team-up that includes Perfect Cell.

Jerry: Because that would just make it even more stupid and that’s just what this fic needs.

I hope that Pan was really holding back during the match. Because while Pan never did use a gravity chamber in the series, I'm fairly sure she could handle way more than x5 natural gravity.

Mike: NEEEEEEEERRRRRD!

Finally, I hope you remember that a refection of the Full Moon is not enough to trigger the transformation. As exciting as a Giant Ape fight would be I hope Vegita or Pan will be able to stop Ron from transforming.

Jess: How about a REFLECTION?

Unless the Giant Ape (Ron) leads to Kim showing up and finding Ron's unconcious body after his tail is cut off and changes back to normal. :)
Or at least leading to Pan finding Ron unconcious NUDE body after the fight followed with Pan having some impure thoughts about her crush. :D

Zack: You scare me.

This is the writer of this story,

Trent: Both terms we’ll use very loosely.

i just thought i would post and thank everyone for there reviews... exept of corse for a mister "crossovers are ghay" ill have you know that over half of the storys on this website are crossovers

Mike: That’s not a good thing.

and i personaly think they are excellent...,

Sam: Well that explains a lot.

and while i am on that subject i am allso working on a kp/yu-gi-oh crossover in witch ron will become the new guardian of obelisk the tormentor,

Jerry: Oh dear god no.
Trent and Zack: *Abridged Joey and Tristan* Tooooormeeeent!

but back to this story, i promise i will try to clean up the grammer. Thx

Brad: You’re off to a bad start buddy.

Interesting story idea, but I think it might be a bit of a stretch doing a Future Trucks story arc. Perhaps you should save it for a second story to follow this one. For now, just focus on Freza using Monkey Fist and Cell working on his on plan.

Jerry: Well he’s looking to use Future TRUNKS so I don’t think you’ll be too disappointed.

So is suggest NOT adding future Truck to this story.

Brad: Ugh, truck you.

Use it for the next story. By the way interesting choose calling the villian Zorpox. Surly even ron will remember that was his villian disguise name.

Lauren: And everyone else will just laugh at how stupid it is.

Phew, that was too close! Sorry about that, but I don't want Kim to find out that Ron is still alive until both he and Pan are together as boyfriend & girlfriend and he has the ability to reach Super Saiyan 4...

Mike: Don’t hope for too much there buddy.

Just one request, maybe Pan gets so ticked off in combat with Monkey Fist, while Ron is dealing with Glacier, that she transforms into the first FEMALE Super Saiyan with sliver hair...

Jess: Silver hair?
Sam: So she becomes Sephiroth?

And don't say there's no such thing, after all Akira Toriyama said himself he didn't have an idea what female Saiyans would look like!

Jerry: So there isn’t any such thing since the creator said there isn’t Captain Contradiction.

Also, save the Future Trunks story idea for your next project maybe? And later on, have Ron face Brolly! Overall, keep up the good work and update as regularly as you can...

Zack: And then have the T-1000 appear! Oh I’m sorry, I thought we were throwing in stupid and random ideas.

very good more

Trent: Die in a fire.

Good stuff.

Brad: This guy obviously didn’t read past the first sentence.

Leave out the time travel though. Bulma built the time machine in the other time line to save the world. No need now; she's more like to build a similar machine that is for inter-dimensional travel.

Mike: Yeah, because that wouldn’t be stupid.

this is so col man but what about kp . i see love for the ron man with kp but pan is just a silly fan gril can't wait for more

Sam: Did the author write that?

Good chapter, this was a good fight and I laught when Vegeta admitted he purposely withheld the fact that Ron was a SSJ.

Mike: How do you laught?

One mistake is that the fusion does not end prematuely because Tein and Yamcha were weak but because Tiencha push himself to Ron's level and exhausted His/their power. Like when Gotenks goes SSJ3 he generates way to much power to maintain.

Jerry: Don’t try to add logic from the show into this story…especially when you can’t spell logic.

Any way about the Future Evil Ron Story. Sounds alright, but should be a separate side-story like "The History of Truck". So don't add this story line to this Title.

Brad: How can you be a fan if you don’t know the character’s freaking name?
Sam: Who said DBZ fans were smart?
Brad: Point.

Great chapter.

Mike: Must’ve been a blank one that we missed.

Tiencha should be more powerful than a super saiyan because his power level is of slightly more than 200 milion Ki. The max power for a SSJ1 is 200 million and Ron hasn't still reached that max.

Jerry: What? Where are you getting that info? They stopped mentioning power levels right when Trunks showed up and then never mentioned them again. You know why? BECAUSE THEY WERE DUMB AND CREATED MORE RETARD FANS LIKE YOU!

Anyway, why don't you try the Kriolo fusion?

Lauren: Why don’t you try some pot? It might create some brain cells in your case.

Great chapter.

Mike: Must’ve been a blank one that we missed.

DUDE love the scrubs connetion

Brad: What?

I'm enjoying your story a lot so far

Trent: You represent everything that’s wrong with this site.

but you should write a seperate story for your Future Trunks arc! Instead, remember how in the begining, when training for the Saiyans, the Z fighters used the Pendulum Room to go back into the past to see the saiyan homeworld? Maybe Ron and Pan find out about the room and use it to travel back in time to see Planet Vegeta and learn more fighting techniques... While there, they meet Bardock and his crew, (who they don't reconize at first: it's only afterwards when talking to Prince Vegeta that Pan finds out she was talking to her great-grandfather!)

Zack: Oh dear god this is where he got the idea for the current chapters.
Jess: Well at least we now know who to blame.

and they travel along with them up until the point when Freiza destroys the planet. During the attack they jump forward in time to the Namek Saga, and ron gets to see Goku in action for the first time! While they are in the past they can't mess up future events because they are ghostly whenever a important historical event is happening to prevent tampering... Maybe Bardock tells Pan that he'd proud if he had a relative like her! And both she and Ron are worthy mates for each other...

Trent: Or you could chop your hands off and never type again you retard.

The chapter was funny

Sam: The comment was stupid.

Loved the ending. It was familar I just can't remember which comic or carton I heard it from. Keep up with both your storys there great.

Brad: Did you read it on a milk carton?

Oh, this is fun. "Elite Saiyans". Heh. "Ass kicked Saiyans", that's what they should start calling themselves.

Trent: What?

Great story, love how Ron and Pan are on Planet Vegeta and will have a chance to learn what happened. And It was funny how Vegeta got upset over a PS game. :)

Jerry: That wasn’t funny, it was lame and pathetic. You know, like this author.

Their are two problems with this chapter. Korin does not live half-way up the tower, Korin lives at the very top of "Korin's Tower". Dende does not live in the "Watchtower" at the top of the tower, Dende lives in "Kami's Lookout" which floats miles above the top of Korin's tower.

Brad: Well aren’t you a pretty little DBZ dictionary?

This is getting GOOD!

Mike: What are you drinking and who do I need to punch for giving it to you?

Ron and Pan are making the perfect fighting team, much better than Kim and Ron, and their power levels are much higher then Zarbon and even the Ginyu Force... Just don't tell Bardock that or he'd faint! Unlikey yes, but even he could do that if he was shocked enough, I think? Will we see Ron and Pan wearing Saiyan armour in the next chapter, PLease have that! Oh, and Warbird; to respond to that point you made, Korin's Tower can be linked to the Lookout by the Power Pole(can't think of the proper name) and it's halfway between the ground and the Lookout...

Brad: Oh dear god you’re a fucking geek.

Update this story soon, PLEASE!

Lauren: Update your ass.

yay i liked reading this plz update

Sam: Oh god that’s enough of these, next time it’s Chapter 10!

Chapter 10 - The First Super Saiyan

Mike: I wish this was the last chapter.

Ron and Pan continued following Bardok for a while without saying anything to each other, Pan couldn't believe what she had done, she actually kissed him and was kissed in return.

Trent: Why don’t you hold his hand so the studio audience can go “OOOOOOOH!” too?

After a few more minutes Bardok finally came to a small house and opened the door.

Lauren: And you open the door and you step inside.
Jerry: We’re inside our hearts.

After getting inside Bardok went straight into another room and came back out carrying another vest armour just like his own and threw it at Ron.

Brad: It struck his head and killed him, the end.

Bardok: "Put that on!"

Sam: Bitch!

Deciding it would be best to listen to his Ron took off and discarded his burned vest and pulled the hard yet light Saiyan battle armour over his head, after doing so he turned to Bardok.
Ron: "Umm, why are you helping us?"

Zack: *Bardock* Because you’re my type.

Bardok: "….. I read your power level, and I think you may be the one Saiyan on this planet who may stand a chance against Frieza, you need to get off this planet before he gets here, if you fight here then there will be nothing left, I am not helping you I am just trying to protect this planet, we are going to the shuttle bay, from there you can go anywhere you want"

Sam: *Ron* How about a good fan fic?
Zack: *Bardock* A good Dragon Ball GT fan fic? Yeah, good luck with that.

With out even waiting for an answer Bardok walked back out the door followed by Ron and Pan.
A while later they arrived at a huge building filled with holes and there were round ships shooting in and out of them.
Entering the building Bardok lead Ron and Pan to a ship on the third floor.
Bardok: "Ok where do you want to go?"

Sam: *Ron* A good fan fic.
Zack: *Bardock* I already told you that’s impossible.

Ron: "Well, Earth, I guess"
Bardok walked over to a console next to the ship and started scanning through the planet archive's.
Bardok: "….. ah, there it is, Ee-Yarth, strange name for a planet"

Lauren: How could he pronounce it wrong if Ron just said the name?

Bardok tapped a few keys and entered the destination into the ships navigation computer and opened the hatch.
Ron and Pan struggled for a moment to get into the ship built for one, and in the process Pan ended up on Ron's lap.

Mike: She then was raised up about two inches.

Bardok leaned in the ship to say a few last words to the two young Saiyans

Brad: I just wanted to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Bardok: "Ok this is as far as I can go, the trip to Ee-Yarth will take a while, but I think you two can find "something" to pass the time, haha"

Jerry: They are teenagers! God damn it.

Both Ron and Pan blushed furiously.
Bardok: "Just remember, the Saiyans are a true warrior race, no one should ever underestimate us, Good luck"

Brad: We’re all counting on you.

Finally able to speak Ron spoke up

Sam: *Ron* Can I get some peanuts for the flight?

Ron: "Thank you Bardok, for helping us"
Ro received

Jerry: Ensign Ro from Star Trek?
Zack: What the…how do you fuck that up?
Trent: Wow that’s…ugh.

a quick nod from Bardok before the hatch to the small ship closed and suddenly the ship was shooting down a long tunnel out of the building and out into the vastness of space.
Ron turned and looked out the window to see the planet Vegeta shrinking in the distance and felt somewhat sad to leave the home world of his race, but this train of thought was stopped when suddenly he was enveloped by a blinding white light, suddenly the ship seemed to disappear right from under him.

Sam: Go to Ludicrous Speed!

When the light faded Ron found himself floating in space, he panicked for a moment before he realised he could breath.
Ron: "What the hell is going on?"

Mike: Bad story?

Ron looked to his side to see Pan floating not too far away.
Ron: "You ok?"
Pan: "Fine, but what's going on?"
Ron: "I don't kno….. Look"
Ron stopped talking as he realised they were floating over the planet Vegeta and not too far from them was a strange ship, surrounded by men wearing battle armour just like his own, and they all seemed to be attacking a man wearing tattered battle armour trying to get closer to the ship.
Ron: "BARDOK!"

Jerry: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Ron and Pan powered up and tried to fly to Bardok's aid but he found themselves held back by an invisible force, as they powered back down they saw three men jump on Bardok and try to hold him back.

Brad: As well as prison rape him.

Bardok: "FRIEZA! COME OUT AND FACE ME COWARD!"
Ron watched as a small hatch opened in the top of the ship and someone sitting in some sort of mobile chair rose, one by one the fighters let go of Bardok and backed off.
Soldier: "L-lord Frieza!"
Ron notised while all the soldiers were afraid of frieza, Bardok stood his ground and was in fact smiling.

Sam: He’s stupid like that.

Bardok: "Heh heh heh, its time to settle this"
Bardok rose his right hand and made a claw

Trent: *Dr. Claw* I’ll get you next time Frieza! Next time!

Bardok: "Planet Vegeta's fate, and mine…."
A ball of blue energy formed in Bardok's hand.
Bardok: "….AND YOURS TOO!"
Bardok pulled his arm back and with all his strength threw the energy and frieza.

Jess: So he threw Frieza?

Bardok: "THIS ENDS NOW!"
Although the energy was on a direct coarse for Frieza it surprised Ron that Freeza wasn't moving, Ron and Pan covered there faces as the blast hit Frieza and caused an explosion, when the explosion faded Ron looked on in shock as he saw that Freeza was still there, he hadn't even moved an inch.

Jerry: That’s not how it happened. You fail.

Bardok & Ron: "Wh-what?"
Freeza had an evil smile on his lips, he slowly lifted his finger into the air and formed a small black energy ball, suddenly it got bigger, and bigger, and bigger until it was the size of the ship it self and with one wag of his finger the ball moved directly for Bardok. The ball destroyed all in its path including friezaas own men.

Lauren: Must’ve been his middle finger.

Ron: "BARDOK! NO!"
Bardok couldn't move in time, as the ball hit him Ron and Pan heard him scream out a single name

All 8: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Bardok: "KAKAROT!"
The ball continued until it hit the planet and Ron gasped as he watched the whole planet explode, in a split second it was over, the planet was gone, all that was left was a few pieces of rubble, billions of people, almost the entire Saiyan race wiped out in an instant.
Ron fell to his knees and started crying.

Jess: How did he fall to his knees if he’s floating in space?

Ron: "H-how, how could he do that?"

Mike: Very easily from the looks of it.

Ron felt someone wrap there arms around him in comfort, Ron looked up right into the eyes of his best friend.

Brad: Kim?

Ron: "How could anyone do something like that?"
Pan pulled him into a hug.

Brad: Oh.

Pan: "There evil, that's why people like us exist, to stop them"
Ron tried to stop crying when he realised something, they were on a planet.
Getting up from the ground Ron surveyed there new surroundings, the land was green with grass and there was a lake nearby filled with green water.

Trent: Oh god, he is doing what that review suggested.
Jess: Now we definitely know who to blame.

Ron: "Where are we now?"

Sam: Hell?

Pan; "Hey, look!"
Ron looked at where pan was pointing to see a group of people, Ron recognised Krillin in the group but there was also a green man, a boy with black hair and a man who looked familiar.
Ron: "B-Bardok?"
Pan however recognised the mans cloths

Mike: As well as his clothes.

Pan: "Its him, GRANDPA GOKU!"
Pan started running towards Goku but no matter how much she ran she didn't see too get any closer, after a while she gave up.

Jess: Sucks.

Ron: "Looks like we cant interfere, so that's Goku huh? He looks exactly like Bardok, it looks like he's been in a fight"
Pan took a closer look and noticed that the top part of Goku's suit had been almost completely blown away all that remained was some blue cloth over his shoulder.
Suddenly ron notised a look of fear on Krillin's face.
Krillin: "N-no, it cant be, F-FRIEZAAAA"

All 8: KAAAAAAAAAAHN!

Ron and pan quickly looked where Krillin was pointing and saw him, the one who had destroyed the planet vegeta.

Jerry: Despite the fact that he looks a lot different in his final form…

Frieza: "Did you really think I'd just let you go?"
Frieza pointed a finger at them

Lauren: And flipped them off.

Frieza: "I'm going to crush you all like the pathetic bugs you are!"
Suddenly there was a flash of light at the tip of his finger

Sam: E.T.’s gone homicidal!

Krillin: "Ugh… ahh"
Ron turned to see Krillin floating in the air for a second before he went shooting up in to the sky.
Freeza: "Heh heh heh!"

Mike: Generic laughter rules.

Goku turned to Frieza
Goku: "NO STOP IT FRIEZA!"

Trent: FEAR MY CAPS LOCK BITCH!

With a twisted smile Frieza clenched his fist
Krillin: "GOKUUUUUUUU!"

All 8: KAAAAAAAAAHN!

Ron recoiled as he watched an explosion erupt in the sir exactly where Krillin was only seconds ago.
Ron: "NOOOO! DAMN YOU!"

Jerry: You blew it all up! Damn you all to hell!

Ron threw a huge energy blast at Frieza only too watch it fade into nothing before it got too close.
Once again Ron fell to his knees as he continued watching.
Goku was shaking in anger.
Goku: "No… how could you…."

Zack: *Frieza* Actually it was quite easy, you see your friend was weak as shit.

Ron watched as a familiar wisp of golden energy flew across Goku
Goku: "You… wont get… away with this"
Goku's eyes flashed green for a second as Ron realised what was happening, Vegeta had told him that Goku first turned into a super Saiyan while fighting Frieza.
Goku: "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

Brad: What’s in your wallet?

It all happened in a flash, Goku's hair turned golden and his eyes turned green and he was surrounded by a golden aura.
Ron couldn't take his eyes off Goku, even as the small boy picked up the injured form of the green man and started flying away, but Ron did notice when Frieza lifted his finger again and pointed it at the boy.
Pan: "NO!"
In a flash Goku was there, he disappeared and re appeared in front of Frieza and grabbed his fingers.

Sam: *Goku* Prepare to face me in the ultimate thumb war!

Goku: "You've killed so many innocent people already…. "
Freeza fell to his knees as Goku started crushing his fingers.
Goku: "…And now Krillin…."

Jerry: Despite the fact that he never did anything useful.

Goku let go of his fingers and Frieza fell back
Frieza: "W-who are you?"

Sam: A poorly written character.

Goku smiled
Goku: "Don't you know?
I am the hope of the universe
I am the answer to all living things that call out for peace"

Brad: I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!

Ron couldn't help but smile as he watched Frieza step back in fear
Goku: "I AM A SUPER SAIYAN!"

Mike: Good for you, do you want a cookie?

To be continued….

Zack: Crap.

AND THERE IT IS, THE END OF A CHAPTER THAT I HAD BEEN PLANNING SINCE I FIRST STARTED WRITEING THE STORY, WELL REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

Jess: You still suck royally.

Chapter 11- It Finally happened

Zack: Ron got laid?
Lauren: I doubt that even happens in fan fics.

Just as Ron was getting ready to watch the fight he was suddenly blinded by a white light just like back on the ship.

Jerry: Oh thank god the author decided not to rape that scene too.

Ron: "Here we go again!"
When the light faded Ron looked at his new surroundings, its was terrible,

Mike: So he was still in the fic.

the sky was red, the landscape was barren and there were huge fissures In the ground spewing out molten magma.
Ron: "What the hell happened here?"

Sam: This is where bad fan fics go to die.

As if on queue Frieza fell out of the sky at an incredible speed and smashed into the ground leavening a small crater.

Zack: Leaven? Is he bread?

Pan: "Does that answer your question?"

Trent: Nothing does.

They looked up and saw Goku still in his super Saiyan form flying above Frieza.
With a growl of rage Frieza jumped up high to attack Goku, that's when Ron saw Goku's eyes widen
Goku: "NO! FRIEZA LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Jerry: *Abridged Yami* Kaiba look out! There’s a naked man behind you!
Trent: *Abridged Kaiba* Don’t look at his penis! Don’t look at his penis! Don’t look at his penis! Don’t look at his penis! Don’t look at his penis! Aaaaah…I looked.

Frieza simply smirked
Ron immediately looked behind Frieza seeing a purple energy disk heading right for Frieza.
Frieza: "You fool, do you think I am going to fall for tha….."

Jess: It slices it dices!

Frieza's voice was "cut" short as the energy disk hit him dead on slicing him cleanly in half at the waist and also catching his left arm.

Sam: Ow, even I’m not that bad.
Brad: Agreed.

Frieza: "M-my own technique…"

Lauren: Wow…you suck.

Frieza fell to the ground and Goku landed right in front of him, Goku stood there for a moment looking at Frieza and then turned around and started walking away.
Frieza: "Y-you cant just leave me like this"

Jerry: Why can’t he?

Ron couldn't believe what he was hearing.
Ron: "You gotta be kidding me! After all he's done he has the nerve to ask for help?"
Pan: "I cant wait to tell Vegeta about this, the mighty Frieza, begging for his life"
Suddenly Goku turned around and pointed his palm at Frieza's prone form, Ron prepared himself for an explosion, but it didn't come, instead Goku fired a yellow orb which was absorbed into Frieza's body.
Goku: "I've given you some of my energy, I suggest you use it to get away from here"

Trent: He what!?
Zack: He’s an idiot, what do you want?

Pan smiled as she remembered her grandfathers kind heart

Jess: As well as his massive stupidity.

Goku: "Go float in space and think about what you've done"
With that Goku took off and started flying into the distance. Ron's eyes were torn from Goku when he felt a spike of energy coming from Frieza.
Frieza: "NO, YOU DIE!"
Frieza pointed his remaining arm at Goku and used all the energy he had left plus the energy Goku had given him and fired a huge energy beam at Goku.

Mike: Did he really think that would work?
Zack: He’s also an idiot, what do you want?

Goku turned around and saw the beam heading for him.
Goku: "DAMN YOU!"

Jerry: You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!

With that Goku used one hand to fire a tremendous beam at Frieza, the two beams hit in the centre but Frieza's beam quickly buckled and Frieza didn't even have time to scream as the beam hit him dead on.

Trent: Dead on?
Zack: I see what you did there.

Ron covered his eyes as the blast created a brilliant light.

Brad: Nothing in this fic is brilliant.

As the light faded Ron and Pan opened there eyes only to find that once again they were in the white room where it had all began.
Ron: "W-we're back, BOO-YAA! WE'RE BACK"

Jess: And we’re baaaaack!

In his happy ness

Sam: That’s supposed to be one word dumbass.

he ran at Pan and pulled her into a tight hug, then suddenly he remembered what happened on planet Vegeta and quickly let go of her while blushing.

Jerry: Uh, right. God you’re a complete loser.

Ron: "Oh, um sorry I got a bit…."
Pan however felt disappointed when Ron let go of her.

Mike: This romance makes no sense.
Lauren: You get the feeling the author has a crush on some girl and this is his way of living it out through these two fictional characters?
Trent: Holy shit I think she’s right.
Sam: That is the best observation ever.
Lauren: Bow down to the queen.
Jerry: The song goes bow down to the king.
Lauren: Not today.

Without warning pan jumped at Ron sending them both tumbling to the floor with pan on top of Ron and before Ron could say anything his lips were covered by pans as she wrapped her arms around his head, Ron thought about resisting but only for a second before he placed his hands on her waist and started kissing back.

Mike: Woa, someone’s horny.
Jess: Down girl!

Ron and Pan were interrupted by a loud cough, they both looked up to see Vegeta, Gohan, trunks and Bulma standing just inside the doorway.

Trent: Because that’s never been done before.

Pan: "D-daddy, I um…."
Ron: "This isn't what it looks like….., well ok its exactly what it looks like but we can explain"

Brad: Explain what? She’s an overly hyper school girl with a stupid crush on you for unknown reasons and she jumped you. Not much to explain…well we would like an explanation as to why she finds you hot since, well, you’re a complete loser.

Ron spoke as they got up, but Vegeta started speaking.
Vegeta: "EXPLAIN WHAT? THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE WAITED ONE MORE WEEK?"

Zack: What?
Jess: I have no idea.

Ron & Pan: "….Huh?"
Just then Bulma stepped forward
Bulma: "Stop yelling and give me my money"

All 8: LAME!

Ron watched as Vegeta, Gohan and trunks all took out a wad of cash and gave it all to Bulma.
Ron: "Wait a second, you all bet on weather or not we'd get together?"

Mike: I never bet on the weather unless I’ve just washed my car.

They all shook there heads.
Gohan: "No no no…. we all bet on WHEN you'd get together, Bulma won, I lost because I said it would happen within the first month"

Lauren: And the fic has reached a new low.

Ron and Pan were blushing furiously but Ron still managed to ask….

Sam: *Ron* Do I get a cut?

Ron: "Why did you think it would happen so soon?"

Jess: Because this fic is really crappy and the author doesn’t know how to subtly build things up.

Pan knew the answer her father was going too give
Gohan: "Well I just thought it was obvious, what with the posters…."
Pan: "DAD!"

Mike: Gag me.

Ron simply had a look of confusion on his face.
Half an hour later everyone was grouped around a large table listening to Ron and Pan recounting the events that occurred in the pendulum room.
Pan: "…You should have seen it, Frieza was on the floor begging for his life"
While Pan was speaking Ron was busy stuffing his face with food, the dish's had started to pile up right next to him.

Jerry: Because that’s not a bad DBZ gag.

Everyone looked at him with a look of confusion
Vegeta: "For god sake swallow, you cant possibly fit any more in there!"

Trent: *Vegeta* And no that’s not a challenge!

With great difficulty Ron swallowed his food and spoke
Ron: "Hey Vegeta do you like the armour, Bardok gave it too me"
For the first time Vegeta took a proper look at what Ron was wearing.
Vegeta: "It's good, it makes you look like a true Saiyan, but this Bardok sounds like a fool, there was no way he coul….."
Vegeta was cut off as Ron shot forward and leaped right over the table and punched Vegeta so hard that he was sent flying back, right through the wall and emerged on the other side, Vegeta then hit the ground but kept on moving, skidding at high speed and didn't stop until he reached the edge of the tower.

Mike: Hey look, and overreaction to something stupid.
Sam: Did Bakuda take over as author?

Everyone looked at Ron with a look of shock on there faces, Ron had just knocked Vegeta right through a wall.
Trunks's mouth hung open as Ron walked through the hole in the wall to see Vegeta getting up while holding his face, he opened his mouth to speak when Ron cut him off.
Ron: "DON'T YOU DARE INSULT BARDOK, HE WAS THE ONLY THING BETWEEN FRIEZA AND THE PLANET VEGETA, HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE TRYING TO SAVE IT"

Trent: IF YOU COULDN’T TELL, I’M FUCKING YELLING BECAUSE THE AUTHOR HAS NO OTHER WAY TO CONVEY SHOUTING BESIDES WRITING IN ALL CAPS!

Without waiting for a reply Ron walked to the edge of the tower and leaped off, shortly followed by Pan.
Vegeta looked over the edge and watched Pan try to catch up with ron, and he smiled
Vegeta: "He truly is a Saiyan… and he is so training in 200x gravity tomorrow."

Lauren: He is so in trouble.
Jess: Like, totally.

Ron landed at the bottom of the tower shortly followed by pan.
Pan: "Hey ron, are you ok?"

Sam: *Ron* No! I’m in a stupid fan fic, the author is trying to live his life through me and I have no subtly in anything that I do!

Ron: "Yeah, I just lost it for a moment….. Oh man, Vegeta is probably gonna make me train in 100x times gravity tomorrow"
Pan: "Well how about a consolation prize?"

Lauren: Please don’t blow him.

Ron rose his eyebrow

Trent: GRAMMAR BITCH! LEARN IT!
VincentX: I would just like to point out that Word has caught every single error this guy has made so there’s no excuse for him not catching them.

Ron: "What did you have in mind?"
Pan: "A race, if you lose we go out on a date, if you win I'll train with you tomorrow"
Ron smiled
Ron: "Ok then, but you realise that's not much incentive for me to win"

Jess: Ugh.

Pan was completely confused
Pan: "Huh?"
Ron leaned over to her and whispered
Ron: "That means I want to lose…"

Brad: Ugh times two.

Ron pulled back and pan blushed, and then Ron did a very credible imitation of the road runner.
Ron: "Beep beep!"

All 8: MEGA ULTRA FUCKING UGH!

Not a millisecond later Ron took off running at full speed across the countryside leaving a trail of dust behind him.
Pan smiled and took off after him.

Trent: This fic is so fucking bad.

Two months later

Jess: The fic still sucked.

As time went by Ron grew more and more powerful, he now spent all his time either training or with his new girlfriend Pan. Ron's training had been stepped up since his trip into the past, since trunks never used it he gave Ron the sword that the warrior Tapion had given to him so long ago.

Jerry: PLOT HOLES!
Lauren: What?
Jerry: I’d rather not go into it as it involves DBZ geekdom. To put it bluntly, that weapon exists outside of continuity and this author is a retard.
Lauren: Okay.

Although he never told Ron, Vegeta was now trying to get Ron to ascend to the next level of Super Saiyan.

Sam: Stupid Saiyan?

For now Ron was out with pan and Vegeta and Bulma were out on the front of the capsule corporation under a gazebo that Bulma had recently purchased, Bulma had been quite lonely since trunks left on a business trip a month ago.
Vegeta: "I don't see the point of this thing, I have training to get on with!"
Bulma: "LOOK, WE ARE GOING TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR…"

Brad: WROOOONG!

Bulma's voice trailed off as she stared right past Vegeta, curios at to what Vegeta was looking at he turned to see electricity sparking in the air.
After a moment their was a flash of light and all of a sudden they were looking at a very familiar looking machine, it was a ship with a large glass dome on top and on the side of the ship written in Permanente marker was the word "Hope!", they knew immediately what it was, it was a time machine.

Zack: “Permanente?” Is that a bad attempt at Spanish?

The top opened up and a familiar person jumped out, he was wearing his trademark CC Ronet, he also had long violet hair tied back in a loose ponytail.

Jerry: Which should have some gray because he’s from this world’s future and thus should be way older.
Mike: You’re assuming this guy would take that into account.

Bulma: "Trunks, welcome back, haven't seen you in years."

Trent: Badum tish.

Bulma knew that this was not her trunks, it was in fact the trunks from the shattered future, the one who had defeated Frieza once and for all, the one who had helped defeat the androids and cell, but even though he was not there trunks he was still a good friend.

Jess: Gee, thanks for that half-assed summary of who he is.

Vegeta: "So, what are you doing here?"
Trunks: "I need your help, there's a new threat in my world"

Trent: *Abridged Vegeta* And your point is?

Bulma: "What happened?"
Trunks: "Ok, in my world it has been 25 years since I destroyed the androids, we had been living in peace for years until he came"
Vegeta: "Who is he?"
Trunks: "He's a Super Saiyan, he goes by the name, Zorpox!"

All 8: HAHAHAHAHA!
Mike: Wow, how could you even be intimidated by someone with that name?

To be continued…
WHEW! TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY, I'M ON A ROLL, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW, ZORPOX, IS THE NAME OF RONS EVIL ALTER EGO. SO REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY LINE SO FAR.

All 8: SUCKS ASS!

P.S:- congratulations to the reviewer who reconised ron & pan's dialog at the end of chapter 8, i was indeed a line from kingdom hearts 2, i had just played the game and couldent help myself lol

Sam: Oh you could’ve, but since you’re such a terrible writer you were forced to use it.

Lauren: Review riffing time!

Great chapter, and finally some R/P kisses. :)
I'm excited to read what happens next between Ron Pan and Bardok and little baby Kakorot.

Jerry: You fail at life.

tight story very good heh read all of it just read chapter nine anyways keep on writing ^_^

Mike: Stop encouraging him!

Great Story, you can really imagine the life that Ron could live with the DBZ/GT crew. Though the little dialogue that you have with Ron and Pan at the end of chapter 8, I know where you got it from. Cloud and Squall(Leon) standing back to back against the heartless in Hollow Bastion, during Sora's 'Battle of the 10 Heartless'. Really goes well and boosts the staging of their own struggle.

Jerry: Uh, no it doesn’t. Cloud and Squall are completely different characters and ripping their dialogue only works if the characters using that dialogue are similar. This author sucks, don’t make him think differently.

Thanks for the Story!

Trent: Yeah thanks, we needed to see what fic was almost as bad as Bakuda’s.

Both 10 and 11 were great. Ron and Pan are together, after witness some of the greatest moments in Saiyan history. I hope to soon read this Zorpox story.
by the way what happened to Monkey Fist, Frieza, and Cell?

Brad: The author forgot about them and decided to write an even dumber plot.

excellent chapters
so it will be a ron vs zorpox?
cool
heh ok bye

Jess: The English Language has officially been raped.

Sweet new chap. This one of the few stories I read anymore that I tend to read first if I see a bunch of ones I like updated at the same time. Keep up the great work.

Zack: There is nothing good about this story.

This is major, dude. Majorly major. I love it!

Lauren: What?
Mike: I think I just lost brain cells because of that.

Sigh... Most people were asking to have this seperate from the main story, but since you put it in anyway, might as well finish it! Having said that, it is a very good read... Ron is realy awesome in this story, taking down all four Bee-Bees in one move akin to how Future Trunks took down all of Frieza's men so fast, that it was only when he put away the sword that the effects kicked in! I wonder, will that little line Ron spoke at the end tip Kim off to who "Bardock" really is? I really want to see Ron ascend up to Super Saiyan 2 in the next few chapters, maybe in the clash between him Zorpox(who has transformed into Super Saiyan 2nd or 3rd grade without realising the disadvantages of the latter form) and Pan pulling off her first transformation to Super Saiyan later on (Don't give us the line that girls can't transform, if any female saiyan has had the drive the to transform, it's Pan(think about GT)! Also remember what Akira Toriyama said: he hadn't a clue what female Super Saiyans should look like... check out this website for research (remove the spaces) http : / / en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Super _ Saiyan)... One more thing: Ron and Future Trunks should settle their differences, ending up with Future Trunks accepting that Ron and Zorpox are two completey different people!

Trent: I have no idea what the fuck that said.
Zack: I think this guy needs to lay off the crack.

well someones been busy this week lol
cool chapter. keep up the good work

Jess: Just replace “good” with “shitty” and “keep up” with “Stop for the love of god.”

Keep rounding out the chapters. another great chapter can't wait for the next one. Everybody need a hobby yours is writing keep it up.
Calamite

Sam: Gee, I wonder who wrote that review.

OMG how cud u mak yamcha nd tien do da fusion. diz story is gonna be jokes :D

Jess: The English Language has officially been skull fucked.

OMG dat is so cool...are you saying that every1 has been able 2 control there ki. if that so den u shu carri on coz diz is so cool.

Jess: Stop raping the English Language you horrible little troll!

Good stuff, although Trunks can't recognize Ron's sword as his. Future Trunks never met Tapion, and his sword is thus a different one from the one that Present Trunks has, even though it does look similar in the movie to Future Trunks' sword.

Jerry: Like I said, the explanation required DBZ geekdom.

Great chapter, but a slight problem.

Lauren: We have found plenty of those, just replace “slight” with “massive.”

Future Trunks came from the original future without Vegita and the other Z-fighters. With the world torn apart by the original 17 & 18 how did Monkey Fist managed to find 4 Jade Monkeys? How did Ron get access to the MMP? Did team possible even form after the original 17 & 18 took over the world?
Please answer these questions, perhaps in a recap while Ron "Bardok" and the others wait for Shego to bring Zorpox.

Trent: Or you could just hang yourself and make this reader go insane because he needs stupid questions answered.
Sam: Hey, remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

lol
dude i love your story
they are marry?
well it's not a big surprise but they shouldn't been divorced?
i mean they are enemies and they are still married?
lol what ever good story bye

Brad: The Internet is a scary fucking place.

Chapter 12 - Back to the future.

Sam: Great Scott!
Jerry: This is heavy.

Ron and pan had been out for almost the entire day, today was one of the few chances they were able too spend together without Vegeta looming over them.

Mike: Hi, that’s not creepy.

Ron: "See, I told you"
Pan: "Ok already, I admit it, the Naco is a piece of art"

Trent: The what now?
Jess: I don’t want to know.

Ron: "Boo-Yaa"

Zack: Is Cyborg in this?

Pan smiled as she looped her arm through her boyfriends.

Sam: This romance makes no sense.
Brad: Oh like anything else in this fic does.
Sam: Point.

Pan: "Hey, don't forget, we have a date tomorrow"

Lauren: Aren’t they just going out?
Jess: Oh like this author has ever had a girlfriend.

Ron: "Don't worry, I got Bulma to twist Vegeta's arm and give me tomorrow night off"
Ron looked ahead and saw the capsule corporation but there seemed to be a weird machine in the front yard.
Ron: "What the hell is that?

Trent: A crappy plot device.

Hey, is that trunks? I thought he wouldn't be back for another two weeks"
Meanwhile trunks had taken a seat and was now telling Vegeta and Bulma what had happened in his world when Bulma saw Pan and Ron approaching and smiled.
Bulma: "Hey trunks, I want you too meet some people"

Jerry: I smell crappy awkward scene!

Trunks turned around to see two teenagers walk through the front gate arm in arm, there was a girl with black hair wearing jeans a red t-shirt and a red bandanna but trunks looked at the boy she was with and his eyes widened in fear as he recognised him immediately and his blood started too boil.
Trunks mind: "H-he's here, how the hell did he follow me?"

Zack: Echo!

In a flash trunks was up and running at Ron,

Mike: He flashed him?

Ron: "Hey trunks when did yo…"
Ron was cut sort when trunks fist collided with his face sending him backwards smashing through the fence.

Sam: Oh smashing good show.

Pan: "TRUNKS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

Jerry: *Trunks* I’m punching people at random! Do you mind!?

Trunks however wasn't listening, he jumped high into the air and fell back down intending to replace Ron's face with his knee.

Jess: Ew.

However before trunks landed Ron disappeared and reappeared near Bulma.

Mike: Hiding behind a someone who can’t fight, our hero.

Ron: "Hey! What did I do!"
Trunks still wasn't listening, he again jumped and punched Ron in the face. This time causing him to fall back right through the wall of the gazebo.

Trent: *Trunks* How dare you ask a question without a question mark!?

Bulma leaned over to Vegeta
Bulma: "Hey, aren't you gonna do something?"
Vegeta: "I want to see how stoppable handles himself"

Zack: Aka, “this is fun to watch.”

Ron in the meantime had picked himself back up and was now looking at trunks who was getting closer to him again

Jerry: *Ron* Please stop hurting me crazy purple hair man!

Ron: "Look trunks, I am being real patient here…."
Before Ron could finish trunks threw another punch at Ron, but this time he was ready.
Ron; "BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"

Trent: SHOUTING IN CAPS IS FUN!

Ron ducked under the punch and delivered a punch of his own knocking trunks across the yard an into the fence. Trunks immediately got up and ran at Ron, suddenly Bulma stepped in-between trunks and Ron forcing trunks too stop.

Sam: TO! It’s just one “o” you moron!

Trunks: "Mother, what are you doing?"

Lauren: What are you doing!?
Mike: Watching the market recap, drinking an import.
Lauren: That is correct! That is correct!

Bulma had a look of anger on her face
Bulma: "What am I doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Trent: What are you doing!?
Brad: What are you doing!?

Trunks stepped back in surprise before stepping forward and pointed at Ron

Jerry: *Trunks* You have a shitty character infestation and I was trying to get rid of him!

Trunks: "THAT'S HIM, THAT'S THE ONE WHO'S DESTROYED MY WORLD, THAT'S ZORPOX!"

Jess: Again, no one can take that name seriously.

Ron looked at him in shock, Ron knew very well who Zorpox was, he was about to speak when Pan came over to check on him.
Pan: "Ron, are you ok?"

Jess: Ronnie Are You Ok?
Lauren: So, Ronnie Are You Ok!?
Mike: Are You Ok, Ronnie!?
Zack: Ronnie Are You Ok!?
Brad: So, Ronnie Are You Ok!?
Sam: Are You Ok, Ronnie!?
Trent: Ronnie Are You Ok
Jerry: So, Ronnie Are You Ok
Jess: You've Been Hit By
Lauren: You've Been Hit By-
All 8: A Smooth Criminal!

Brad: Ah, always good to bring the classics back.
Zack: Been a long time since we did that.

Ron turned too face pan and smiled
Ron: "Yeah I'm fine" pan instinctively pulled him into a hug and trunks looked on in surprise and confusion at Ron's attitude.

Jerry: Cause this is filler! Filler night!

Ten minutes later everyone was in the living room, trunks sat across the room from Ron still watching him with caution ready for anything. Ron was sitting next to pan while holding an icepack to his cheek.

Trent: Pussy.

Bulma: "Ok, now explain everything from the beginning"
Trunks lowered his head not looking forward to resisting the story of his life.

Brad: Resisting? So he doesn’t want to deny his life’s story?

Trunks: "A few years ago, two new Saiyans appeared, there names were Ron Stoppable and Monkey Fist, monkey fist murdered Stoppables family and in turn stoppable killed monkey fist, now somehow when he killed Fist he absorbed all the energy out of him and into himself, but as a side effect he also absorbed monkey fists evil essence, he became Zorpox."

Lauren: So he turned into a really powerful guy with the dumbest name in the history of names?

Ron was listening intently to this story, he couldn't believe what he was hearing.

Mike: Neither can we buddy.

Trunks: "We couldn't stop him, he took technology from Dr Gero and a man named drew Lipski and cross engineered an army of androids just as strong as super 13 was and on top of that he is more powerful than cell, he easily took over west city but that was only the beginning, he now rules the entire planet, but we haven't given up, there's a resistance and they helped me infiltrate capsule corp. and retake the time machine, I came here hoping to get help"

Jerry: All together now!
All 8: TIME TRAVEL SUCKS ASS WHEN YOU’RE A SHITTY WRITER!

Everyone let out a breath that they didn't know they had been holding as trunks came to the end of his story.
Trunks: "That's ok, dad, can you help us?"
Vegeta stood up before speaking and surprised everyone with his answer
Vegeta: "No, you need to learn to help yourselves, you cant keep relying on us boy"

Trent: I agree with Vegeta. To be honest, why should they even care that an alternate future is screwed up?

With that said Vegeta exited the room.
Trunks: "What about the others? Goku and Piccolo?"
Bulma: "Piccolo died a while back and Goku left earth nearly a year ago"
Trunks looked at his feet in failure before Ron broke he silence
Ron: "I'll go"
Trunks: "No, my world is bad enough without adding another Zorpox…."

Zack: Yeah, the last thing they need is two people with a retarded name.

At this Pan got up and slapped trunks hard across the face

Jess: *Pan* Oh no you didn’t!

Pan: "His name is Ron, NOT Zorpox"

All 8: Mother fucka!

Pan then stormed out of the room and trunks rubbed him cheek
Trunks: "Jeez, who is that brat?"

Lauren: A poorly written character.

Bulma chuckled
Bulma: "I'd watch it if I was you, that "brat" is Gohan's daughter"
Trunks looked at Bulma in shock
Trunks: "G-Gohan had a daughter?"

Sam: Sun even shines on a dog’s ass some days.

Ron then decided to speak

Brad: Heaven help us all.

Ron: "Yes, and she also happens to be my girlfriend so be careful what you say…, now listen, Zorpox is a part of me, I did become him once but Kim was able too bring me back to my sense's, but I still know what he is capable of, so I AM coming with you, got it?"

Trent: Kid, don’t try to sound cool now, you’re gonna fail.

Trunks though for a moment before speaking

Mike: Don’t hurt yourself there.

Trunks: "Very well, we leave in ten minutes, be ready."

Brad: Well that wasn’t hard.

Trunks got up and started walking out the front door when he stopped
Trunks: "When you said Kim saved you, you mean Kim possible?"

Jerry: No, he means Kimberly from the Power Rangers.
Lauren: Wow, I can’t believe you remember that.

Ron stared at him when he heard the name of his old friend
Ron: "Yeah, why?"
Trunks: "Kim possible is the leader of the resistance"

Jess: Well isn’t that special.

Five minutes later trunks Bulma and pan were all outside waiting for Ron, pan was pouting because there was only enough room for one passenger so she wasn't able too go, she turned to trunks.

Jess: Cue whining in three, two one…

Pan: "Look pal, you had better bring my boyfriend back in one piece, got that?"

Jerry: I see what ya did there.

A few minutes later the front door opened and Ron stepped out and trunks was surprised the difference between this boy and the warlord of his world.
Ron wore black cargo pants and black trainers but over his torso he wore his green and black Saiyan battle armour he received from Bardok he also had a sword clipped onto his back, trunks recognised it immediately as his own.

Brad: *Trunks* You look fucking retarded.

Ron walked straight over to pan who pulled him into a steamy kiss, after a minute they pared and pan whispered too him.

Lauren: *Pan* I want you inside me.
Trent: Gee, thanks for that nightmare fuel. Oh and no one uses the term “steamy kiss” you talentless fuck.

Pan: "You had better be careful, and don't forget our date"

Mike: Gag me.
Jerry: That’s what she said.
Jess: Ugh.

Ron: "Got it"
Ron let go of pan and turned to trunks just in time for trunks to throw a cloak to him
Trunks: "Cover yourself with that"
Ron looked confused
Ron: "Umm, why?"

Sam: Because your face frightens small children.

Trunks: "Because the resistance will attack you on sight if they see you, we need to keep your identity a secret"
A moment later Ron was sitting in the back of the time machine wearing the cloak, it covered his head and shadowed his face, but it was also loose enough for him too fight if the need should occur.

Mike: And knowing the poor writing and pacing…it’ll occur right as he shows up in the future.

Trunks: "Ok, hold on tight"

Lauren: *sigh* Go ahead.
All 6 Guys: That’s what she said!

Pan and Bulma watched as the machine rose up to the air slowly, pan waved to her boyfriend just a second before the ship disappeared in a flash of light.
Bulma looked over and saw an upset look on pan's face.

Lauren: *Bulma* Oh thank god he’s gone.

Bulma: "Ah don't worry honey, he'll be fine, don't forget who trained him"
Pan cringed
Pan: "That's exactly what I'm worried about, you know what Vegeta's like"

Mike: I don’t want to know.

The shattered future –

Jerry: Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom!

Deep in an underground bunker trunk's time machine appeared in a flash of light.
As Ron and trunks climbed out of the pod the huge door to the chamber opened and Ron watched a group of people walked in, Ron recognised them all immediately, they were much older but it as definitely them.

Trent: For to what?

There was Kim, Monique, Yori, Wade and even Bonnie.

Jess: Who, what and what in the what?
Mike: I don’t care.

Kim: "Trunks, you took longer then we expected, its good to have you back"
Kim's gaze then turned to Ron who was still wearing the cloak.
Kim: "Who's your friend?"

Zack: A poorly written character.

Trunks: "He's come to help us"
Kim then turned back to Ron
Kim: "Two questions, what's your name and can you fight?"

Sam: Dingus McGee and no.

Ron stuttered at this, he had no idea what to say intil he looked down and saw his armour.

Brad: “Intil!?” English mother fucker! Can you fucking type it!?

Ron: "B-Bardok, my names Bardok and yes I can fight"
Kim then walked right up to Ron, she was so close that ron could feel her hot breath of his shadowed face.

Trent: Hi, that’s not creepy.

Kim: "And what makes you think you can stand up to a super Saiyan?"
The answer to this was easy

Lauren: He’s the author’s avatar?

Ron: "Because I AM a super Saiyan"
Kim looked at him for a moment before speaking
Kim: "Take off your cloak and show me your face"

Jess: Awkward moment incoming.

Ron: "I'd really rather not"
As soon as these words were said Ron heard a click of a gun Ron looked to his side to see a much older Will Du holding a gun to him temple.

Sam: Wow, I’m not even that bad.
Lauren: Agreed.

Will: "I don't trust him"
Ron remembered will's little god complex.

Brad: Compensating for something results in that.

Ron: "I suggest you get that gun out of my face"
Will smirked

Trent: *Will* How about you get your face out of my gun?

Will: "And why would I do that?"
All though his face was covered everyone could easily make out a smile
Ron: "Because in less than a second I could take that gun from you and shove it so far up you ass that every time you sneeze, a bullet is gonna pop out your nose"

Mike: Woa.
Jess: Uh, extreme much?

Will took a step back at Ron's threat.
Suddenly the room rocked violently and an explosion could be heard from above.
Kim: THERE BACK! EVERYONE TO YOUR STATION NOW!"

Sam: THEY’RE! God dammit you’re an idiot!

Ron watched as everyone started running from the room.
Ron: "What, what's going on?"
Trunks: "The androids, YOU STAY HERE!"
With that trunks powered up to super Saiyan and ran from the room.

Jerry: Bad shit’s going down.

Ten minutes later Ron had been wondering through a series of tunnels and up onto the surface only too find he was back in his home town of Middleton, houses everywhere had been wrecked and that's when Ron saw them, half a dozen of the robots known as the Bee-Bee bots and leading them was Shego.

Trent: Nothing in that sentence sounded threatening.

Ron looked on as he watched everyone he knew from his past fighting for there lives, the tweebs, Tara even Mr Barkin, it seems that Kim, Monique and everyone else had all learned how to channel there ki in combat, it was obvious from his power level that trunks was the best fighter of them all but even he couldn't keep up with the bee-bee bots. Trunks and Kim managed to destroy two of the bots but it wasn't enough.

Jerry: *Silver* It’s no use!

One by one the resistance fell, Monique, bonnie, Mr Barkin and the tweebs, Kim and trunks were the last to go.

Mike: Sucks to be them.

Soon the entire resistance were on ground groaning and were being approached by Shego.
Shego: "Well princess, it looks like we win"

Zack: Well excuuuuse me princess!

Shego rose her arm and pointed it at Kim's face generating a blast in her palm when Ron decided it was time to step in.
Ron: "HEY SHEGO!"

Jess: Hey! Hey! You! You!
Lauren: I don’t like your girlfriend!

Shego turned to face the one who shouted only too see a man wearing a cloak that covered his face, she also noticed that he was wearing a piece of green and black armour, but she also noticed his bulky muscular form.
Shego: "Well well, what do we have here? A new player?"

Jerry: Playaaaa.
Trent: *Les Grossman* You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Jerry: *Rob Slolom* Swinging past ya knees!
Trent: *Les Grossman* Big dick, baby!

Ron smiled as he thought of the perfect comeback, he reached behind his cloak and drew his sword, and pointed it at Shego.

Brad: This is bigger than mah dick.

Ron: "Let's play!"

All 8: LAAAAAAAME!

Shego pointed at Ron and the four remaining bee-bee bots ran at him and surrounded him, after they stopped moving they all spoke one by one.

Lauren: Oh no.

Bee-Bee 1: "I am Bee-Bee"
Bee-Bee 2: "I am Bee-Bee"
Bee-Bee 3: "I am Bee-Bee"
Bee-Bee 4: "I am Bee-Bee"

Jess: I am Copy.
Trent: I am Paste.
Both: Together we are the tools of shitty writers!

A vein appeared on Ron's head as they kept repeating the same thing.
Ron: "I AM BORED!"

Jerry: I am unimpressed.
Mike: I am tired.
Zack: I am Zack.

Without warning Ron performed a perfect 360 degree spin while slashing out the sword, he landed on his knee and held out the sword in a perfect pose, at first the Bee-Bee bots decent move, Ron got back up and reached behind him pulling the scabbard from his back, Ron slowly slipped the sword back into the scabbard and stopped right before it was fully in, Ron looked up at Shego and smiled, then he pushed the sword in with a loud click.

Sam: Yeah, because that’s never been done before.

Not a second later the heads of the Bee-Bee bots surrounding Ron fell right off there body's and there body's fell to the ground..

Jerry: Let the bodies hit the floor!

Kim: "A-all of them! In one move!"

Jess: Thanks Captain Obvious.

Shego took a step back in fear of the power this individual possessed.
Ron suddenly disappeared and reappeared right in front off Shego causing her to fall back in fright.
Ron once again took out his sword and pointed it at Shego.
Ron: "GET OUT OF HERE! TELL ZORPOX I'M WAITING FOR HIM"

Trent: AND THAT I LIKE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS!

At that Shego took off flying as Ron muttered the last word just loud enough for Kim to hear.
Ron: "Tell Zorpox….. His past has come back to haunt him"

Brad: So which word did she hear?

To be continued…

Zack: Damn.

OK, THIS IS THE FOURTH CHAPTER IN THE LAST WEEK, I REALLY AM ON A ROLL... EITHER THAT OR I REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE, LOL. SO REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY SO FAR.

Mike: Get a life.
Brad: Or just continue your crappy one somewhere besides the Internet.

P.S:- I AM NOW LOOKING FOR SOME FANART FOR THIS OR ANY OF MY OTHER STORYS, YOU SEE I AM GONNA PRINT THEM OUT WHEN I AM FINISHED, BUT I NEED SOME FRONT COVERS - THE FIRST STORY I AM GONNA FINISH IS THIS ONE.

Jess: Oh dear god.
Sam: Kill me now.

Chapter 13 - First Contact.

Jerry: Wanna rip off any more movie titles? Seriously, is the next chapter going to be called “Frieza: The Phantom Menace?”

An hour had passed since the battle with Shego and the bee-bee bot's, everyone had recovered thanks to some sensu beans provided by Ron. While most of the resistance were resting Kim, Wade, and Ron were all in the briefing room.

Mike: And we were still here not caring.

Kim: "Bardok, how many of those beans do you have left?"
Ron lifted the small beg upside down and emptied the contence into his hand.
Ron: "Two, no way near enough to help the entire resistance again"

Trent: Wow, congratulations dick hole, you can do simple fucking math.

After putting the sensu beans away Ron looked over the main monitors which was replaying the battle.
Ron: "I don't get it, in my world the I've gone up against the Bee-Bee bots twice and they were not that strong…"
Kim: "These one's are a combination of Drakken's technology and Dr Gero's technology"

Zack: Sure, why not?

Wade stepped forward and spoke with a very deep voice.

Sam: *Barry White* Hey baby, let’s lay down by the fire. Ooooh yeaaah.

Wade: We've been trying too find some weakness to exploit in the Bee-Bee bots, but they're hacker proof"
Ron thought for a moment.
Ron: "What about a jamming signal?"

Brad: It’s the radar sir! It’s been jammed!
Jerry: *Dark Helmet* Raspberry…only one man would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Star!

Everyone looked at him in confusion
Ron: "In my world the Bee-Bee bots operated with a wireless system, we were able to incapacitate them by broadcasting an ultra high frequency signal"

Jess: What the hell? Since when does he understand tech stuff?
Lauren: God’s way of compensating.
Jess: But he’s an idiot!
Lauren: *shrug* The author sucks.
Jess: That works.

Suddenly Wade's eyes widened in realisation
Wade: "OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?"

Mike: Because you’re not the Gary Stu in this fic now are you?

With that Wade ran to the closest terminal and started working on something.
Looking to the side Ron noticed a rack of guns on the wall.
Ron: "What good are guns against this enemy?"

Sam: Trigger Happy!
Zack: Trigger Happy!
Jerry: Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right!
Trent: Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night!
Brad: There's no feeling any greater
Mike: Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Jess and Lauren: Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Kim stepped forward to answer
Kim: "Those guns are called Ki rifles and are equipped with Ki dampening Chips, they can even kill a super Saiyan, but we can never hit or enemy's, there way too fast"

Mike: …Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!

Deciding to go back outside for some fresh air, Ron turned around and exited the room.
As Ron was walking down an empty hallway he heard footsteps and turned to see Kim had followed him.
Ron: "Can I help you?"

Lauren: I doubt it.

Kim: "….Y-you said to Shego to tell Zorpox… "his past has come back"….Who are you?"

Lauren: Is she retarded?
Trent: Well they do say sometimes characters take after their creators.

There was a pause before Ron started to speak.
Ron: "….I …."
Before Ron could answer a loud alarm filled the hallway along with flashing red lights.
Ron: "What's going on?"
Suddenly Wades voice came from a speaker mounted on the wall.
Wade: "KIM, GET BACK HERE NOW! HE'S HERE!"

Zack: Oh my god, stop writing in all fucking caps!

Kim's eyes widened in shock as she sprinted down the hall back towards the briefing room followed closely by Ron.
The sliding doors to the briefing room opened smoothly as Kim and Ron entered the room.
Wade: "Look, the monitors…"

Brad: Look a penny!

Kim walked to the side towards the security monitors and she couldn't believe what she was seeing and neither could Ron.

Jess: An intelligent plot twist?

Displayed on the monitor was a grown man standing alone in a court yard with his arms crossed, he had black hair and blue skin, he wore very tight black clothes, but Ron recognised the man immediately, his cloths had changed but it was definitely Zorpox.

Sam: Wait, he spelled “clothes” right and then in the same sentence he spelled it wrong again! What is this guy’s problem!?
Mike: Wow, you have to try to be that stupid.

Ron: "What's he waiting for?"
Ron turned to find tears running down Kim's face.

Lauren: Yeah, if I was in this fic I’d be crying too.

Kim: "I'm going out there"
Hearing this Wade jumped up from his chair.

Brad: *Wade* I sat on a tack!

Wade: "NO! You know what happened last time!"
Kim recoiled as a painful memory repeated in her head.
Wade: "This time we all go"

Mike: I guess we won’t find out what the memory was.
Trent: Do you really care?
Mike: No.

A few minutes later the entire resistance armed with Ki rifles had charged into the courtyard outside there base and were now ready to blast Zorpox, Zorpox however hadn't moved, Kim stepped away from the group and slowly approached Zorpox.

Jerry: Repetition, in writing it looks awful!

Kim: "What are you doing here?" Kim asked with a harsh tone only to be answered with a creepy smile.

Zack: *Zorpox* I’m here to rape you!

Zorpox: "Well, I heard you had a new fighter, one that destroyed Four of my Androids in an instant, so I though I'd come and meet him, I'm sure you wont mind, will-ya KP?"
Ron could hear Kim's teeth grinding

Brad: That’s a bad habit.

Kim: "D-don't call me that, that was his name for me, AND YOU ARE NOT HIM!"

Jess: Uh, what?

Without warning Kim jumped a few meters back and threw an energy blast directly at Zorpox, Ron noticed a smile on his lips a moment before the blast hit him.

Sam: Gee, I wonder if that’s not gonna work.

As the smoke cleared everyone saw a black blur shoot from the smoke, and before they knew it Zorpox was holding Kim up by her throat with one hand.

Sam: Wow, so surprising.

Zorpox: "Haha, how many times do we have to go through this? You cant beat me KP"

Trent: *Zorpox* My terrible spelling and grammar will defeat you any day!

Kim let out a loud choke as Zorpox tightened his grip.
This is when Ron decided to step in,

Lauren: This is where I decided to continue to not care.

he disappeared from his spot and reappeared at Zorpox's side and delivered a powerful kick to Zorpox's head forcing him to drop Kim and sending him skidding across the courtyard.
As Zorpox picked himself up he looked to see a man covered by a cloak standing between him and kim.

Trent: Hey another Anime cliché!

Zorpox felt something dribble from his lip, he rose his hand to touch his lip and when he looked at his hand he saw a crimson liquid.

Zack: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Jerry: See if you, the reader, can spot them all!

Zorpox: "Haha, its been a long time since I've seen my own blood, you'll pay for that"

Sam: Cash or credit?

Zorpox and Ron were now in the centre of the courtyard facing each other.
Zorpox: "So, you must be the new fighter, I heard you were looking for me"

Mike: I’m not looking for you.
Brad: What are you looking for?
Mike: I’m lookin’ for a fox! Heh, heh, heh!

Ron: "Yes, I came here to beat you"

Trent: Add “off” to the end of that.

Zorpox had a nasty smile on his face

Lauren: Hahahaha, wow, that really fits with Trent’s comment.

Zorpox: "Well then, lets play"

Trent: As does that.

Without warning both Ron and Zorpox disappeared.
Everyone looked around for a moment trying to find them, they could hear sounds from the battle but nobody could see them.

Zack: Yay another generic Anime cliché.

Kim: "What the? Where are they?"
Kim turned to trunks who seemed to be watching something in the air.
Kim: "Trunks, can you see them?"

Jerry: *Trunks* Well I’ll tell you what I don’t see, and that’s you in the kitchen making me a sandwich bitch.

Trunks didn't turn his attention away from what he was looking at but just nodded.
Trunks: "They are moving too fast for you to see naturally, You have to concentrate, use what I taught you"

All 8: Laaaaaaaaaaame.

Kim looked up into the air and started to concentrate, her eyes widened as she caught a glimpse of something.
Kim: "T-there! I see them"
It was the most amazing thing she had ever seen, they were punching each other so hard that every blow that connected caused small shockwaves.

Mike: Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!

Suddenly Zorpox flew high and delivered an axe handle right on Ron's back causing him to plummet back to earth.
As Ron hit the ground the entire resistance fell from the shockwave.

Sam: Either that or they passed out due to boredom.

even though Zorpox had hit him hard,

Trent: *Beavis* Heh, heh, you said “hard.”

Ron immediately got back up, he was about to take off again when he saw Zorpox throw a large red energy blast at him from above, thinking quickly Ron put his arms up in front of him to block the blast, as the blast hit him there was a huge explosion.
Everyone waited in fear as the dust started to settle, when it finally dissipated Ron was still standing but with one difference, his cloak had been almost completely destroyed, there was just a few rags left that only covered half of his face and every member of the resistance were trying to make out his face.

Jerry: So god damn lame.

Deciding that he would never be able to keep the rag on during the fight Ron came to a decision.
Ron: "Oh well. They would have figured it out sooner or later"

Jess: Sooner or later
You’re gonna come around and you’ll be sorry
When you figure out
Lauren: That I was always everything that you needed
Sooner or later you’re gonna wish you had me
Both: Yeah, you’re gonna wish you had me.

Everything seemed to move in slow-motion as Ron grabbed the cloak and ripped it right off his body.

Trent: Anime cliché number…oh who cares, it’s stupid.

Everyone in the courtyard recognised him immediately.
Kim: "I-it cant be!"

Sam: Anime cliché.
Brad: New game!

Meanwhile Ron was busy stretching his muscles.

Jerry: What muscles? He’s a scrawny little shit.

Ron: "Ahhh, much better" then ron looked down only to find a huge hole in his armour.

Jerry: 1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box.

Ron: "Oh man!" Ron moaned
Zorpox landed not to far away from Ron
Zorpox: "What the hell is this? Some kind of trick?"

Brad: *Abridged Nappa* But Vegeta…Trix are for kids!

Ron smiled at Zorpox as he checked his strap on his sword

Zack: Heh, strap on.

Ron: "Nope, no trick, I'm you from the past, the names Ron Stoppable but I'm sure you already knew that didn't ya"

Lauren: So freaking stupid.

Zorpox however was very confused.
Zorpox: "Grr, I need to re-evaluate this situation, we'll meet again"
With that Zorpox shot into the air and flew towards the horizon.
Ron: "Ok, now I know that's not me, I would never use the word re-evaluate in a sentence don't you…..oh boy"

Jess: Ugh, so fucking bad.

As Ron turned he saw everyone were now aiming ki Rifles directly at him, that's when Will Du spoke up while aiming his gun at Ron.
Will: "YOU SEE! I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED!"

Trent: NOW FEAR MY ALL CAPS SPEAK!

Ron was getting very annoyed at Will.
Ron: "Why is there always someone like you in a crowd? And we already had the conversation about the gun haven't we"
Suddenly Ron heard another click of a gun, Ron turned too see Kim standing up and aiming a rifle at him.

Lauren: Shoot him! Shoot him!

Kim: "Y-you, its all your fault!" tears were running down Kim's face

Brad: I have no idea what is going on and I don’t care.

Slowly Ron walked towards Kim and stopped when the barrel of the gun was less than an inch away.
Without warning Ron grabbed the barrel of the gun and pulled it up to his own chest.

Sam: Wait what?

Ron: "Go ahead…"

Zack: Du it yohaus.

This statement took Kim aback
Kim: "W-what?"

Brad: Shoot him!

Suddenly Ron started shouting
Ron: "IF YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT KILLING ME WILL CHANGE ANYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED HERE THEN SHOOT!"

Trent: I AM SHOUTING!

Kim kept hesitating and still did not shoot, after a moment Ron pulled the gun out of Kim's hands and threw it to the floor
Ron: "Then stay out of my way. I have a fight to get ready for."
With that Ron walked past Kim and entered the base.

Zack: He put his dick in the base.

One day later

Jerry: It's been one week since you looked at me
Trent: Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.
Both: Five days since you laughed at me
Brad: Saying get that together come back and see me.
Sam: Three days since the living room
Both: I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Zack: Yesterday you'd forgiven me
Mike: But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry.

Kim had had a chance to recover from the battle yesterday, she had spent most of her time locked inside her room looking over old photo's of her and Ron before he became Zorpox. Finally deciding to go out for some fresh air she walked out of the room with a picture in her hand.

Jerry:
Living my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine in three damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whiskey
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you
While I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her

Ooooooooooooh!

Lauren:
I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they won't tell
But their half-hearted smiles tell me something just ain't right
I've been waitin on you for a long time
Fueling up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights

I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him

Ooooooooooh!

I put your picture away
I wonder where you've been
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him

Ooooooooooh!

I saw you yesterday with an old friend

Jerry:
It was the same old same how have you been

Both:
Since you've been gone my world's been dark and grey

Jerry:
You reminded me of brighter days

Lauren:
I hoped you were coming home to stay
I was headed to church

Jerry:
I was off to drink you away

Both:
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way

I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
ooooooooo
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you
To come back home
I just called to say I love you
Come back home.

Jess: Wow.

Meanwhile Ron was busy getting ready for his fight, now that he ad lost His Saiyan armour he had to fid something to replace it, he was now in the armoury trying too find something that would fit him.

Trent: How about a shirt?

Ron: "No, no, too big, to small, too colourful, Argghhh, there has to be something in this place."
Suddenly Ron heard the door behind him open, Ron turned quickly to see Wade enter the room.
Wade: "Hi Bardok, or should I call you Ron."

Brad: You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Ray Jay.

Ron sighed before speaking
Ron: "Before you say anything, it was trunks idea to keep who I was a secret Ok, anyway how come you're acting so casual around me"

Mike: *Wade* Because I don’t care about anything.

Wade answered only with a blank stare, although they didn't know Kim had passed the door and was now eavesdropping.
Wade: "What do you mean?"
Ron: "You're the only one in this place who isn't giving me dirty looks, well you and Yori"
Wade smiled as he looked at Ron
Wade: "Haha, Did you forget how smart I am? I know that you and Zorpox are two different people Ron and sooner or later everyone else will figure it out as well"

Lauren: Yay, a sane person.

Ron smiled
Ron: "Thanks Wade, So what happened to you? Last time I saw you, you wouldn't come out of your room and now your out in the open and you're a giant!"

Trent: Puberty, it’s crazy.

Wade: "What can I say, I had a growth spurt, so what are you doing?"
Ron looked to the side at a huge pile of rejected clothes
Ron: "Ugh, that last blast from my other self kind of obliterated my armour, I was looking for some replacement clothes
All off a sudden an idea sparked in his head.

Sam: Stupid idea off the port bow!

Wade: "I have just the thing"

Zack: In my pants!

With that wade got up and walked over towards a small cabinet with a electrical lock and punched in a five digit code, suddenly the closet opened revealing a set of clothes. When he saw them Ron's eyes widened in excitement.
Ron: "You've got to be kidding me!"
There hanging in the closet was a perfect copy of the clothes worn By the character Cloud Strife in the movie Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children. From the Drape's over the Right arm and leg, to the silver lion head on the right shoulder plate.

Jerry: Oh you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Sam: Wow…that’s…that’s horrible.
Trent: My hatred for this author just increased to infinity and beyond.

Wade: "The Ron from this world asked me too make these for him before he became Zorpox…. I never had the chance to give them to him, I think he would want you too have them"
A few minutes later Ron had changed into his new clothes and was now admiring them in the mirror.


Sam: So freaking lame.

Ron: "Awesome, Oh Pan is going soo be so jealous"
Wade looked confused
Wade: "Pan? Who's that?"

Jess: A poorly written character.

Ron: "Oh sorry, in my world Pan is my girlfriend"
Kim's breath suddenly caught in her throat.
Wade: "Umm, I don't remember anyone called Pan"
Ron: "That actually makes sense, in my world Pan is Gohan's daughter but in this world Gohan was killed, so that means Pan was never born in this world"

Mike: Well isn’t that special?

Wade: "Well then what about Kim?"
Ron looked at wade before pointing at his own cheek and wade noticed three thin scars.

Lauren: I still don’t get how he got scars from her freaking scratching him with her damn nails.

Ron: "See these? In my world Kim gave me these and then kicked me out of Team Possible, indecently that was the same day that Monkey Fist killed my parents and also the first time I transformed into a super Saiyan, anyway after that I was taken as a student by trunk's farther, everyone else I know think I'm dead, so me a Kim aren't on the best of terms in my world"

Zack: I swear the grammar just committed suicide about halfway through that sentence.

Wade and Kim let out a breath as Ron came to the end of his little story.
Ron: "Why? What happened between me and Kim in this world?"

Trent: Something stupid.

Wade suddenly looked nervosa

Mike: Nervosa? What the hell?

Wade: "Well you and she…. Umm.."
Now it was Ron's turn too get nervous
Ron: "Wade, spit it out"
Deciding that she had heard enough Kim turned and walked down the hall not noticing as the picture she had been carrying dropped from her hand.

Zack: How do you not notice that?

Wade took a deep breath as he told Ron the truth
Wade: "Ron, In this world, You and Kim are Married…"

Brad: Hahahahahaha!
Lauren: Wow, must’ve been a marriage out of pity.

As the picture floated to the floor it landed in the light revealing two figures in the photo.
Ron Stoppable in a Black tux and Kim Possible in a wedding gown.

Jess: What you don’t see is the gun behind them as they are forced into this marriage.

To be continued…..

Zack: Crap.

Whew, this one took longer than expected.- Please Review and tell me what you think of they story so far.

Brad: It sucks.

PS:- COMEING SOON- RON'S ASCENSION TO SUPER SAIYAN 2!

Trent: Uh, thanks for giving that away dumbass.

Chapter 14 - Calm Before The Storm

Sam: The crap before the garbage.

It had been two days since Ron had arrived, and after some much needed rest everyone was in the briefing room planning the attack on Zorpox. Ron and wade had been up most of the night discussing the attack.

Jerry: If that’s what you wanna call it.

Everyone was seated around a holographic projection of West city, in the centre of the hologram was a huge dark building surrounded by a strange bubble shaped barrier. Wade had told Ron about the fortress where Zorpox resides, there are turrets everywhere, the outer building is patrolled by hundreds off Bee-Bee bots, and to top things off, around the tower there was an energy barrier that disables there ability to fly.

Trent: Plus it causes the fic to randomly switch tenses.

Wade: "…..So after we reach the city, a small team will attempt to breach the outer defences and enter the fortress from these tunnels under the tower….."

Brad: I think they’d be better off breaching the DEFENSES you illiterate dumbass.

At this Yori stepped up

Lauren: Who is that?
Jess: Who cares?

Yori: "What of the barrier, while inside we cannot fly…."
Ron now stepped forward

Mike: Good for him.

Ron: "Wade told me all about the barrier, we're gonna have to run the surface to the tunnel entrance, no flying"

Brad: Didn’t the previous character just say that?

At this everyone looked at Ron as if he was crazy
Bonnie: "…Are you suicidal? We cant fly in there but the androids can, we'd be mowed down"

Trent: Why can’t they fly there?
Jerry: Who cares?

Wade suddenly reached into a bag at his side and pulled out a familiar small devise.
Kim: "Hey! My old Kimunicator"

Sam: I’m not that bad!
Lauren: Agreed.

Wade: "Thanks to the information Ron brought back from his world I was able to make some modifications to a bunch of the old Kimunicator's, they can now broadcast an ultra high frequency jamming signal, they'll permanently disable any android that gets close"

Mike: Thank you Deus Ex Machina.

Ron: "Even though we can get past he androids we still need to be careful of the Turrets, that's why I'm only taking the fastest with me, so, I need volunteers, but I am warning you now, there's gonna be one speed, Mine, so if you cant keep up don't step up, you'll just die"

Zack: Don’t sugarcoat it buddy.

At first no one said anything, until trunks stood up
Trunks: "I'm going…."
Next to stand up was Kim

Jess: *Kim* I broke the dam.

Kim: "I have to go"
Shortly after Kim, Yori stood.

Lauren: *Yori* I broke the dam.

Yori: "I shall go"
Not a second later Steve Barkin stood and saluted Ron

Mike: *Barkin* I broke the dam.

Barkin: "Ready for deployment!"
Ron: "Ok then, the rest of you will hide outside for us to disable the barrier and defences, we leave in one hour, suit up"
With that everyone got up and walked out of the room to prepare for the battle ahead.

Zack: Well that was the dumbest plan in the history of plans.

West City - Zorpox's Tower.

In the very centre of the ruins of west city Stood a colossal tower and on the very top floor in a huge chamber sat the self proclaimed ruler of this land, and before him stood his four generals.

Jerry: Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum, Beavis and Butthead.

At one point, all of his generals had once been his enemys.

Lauren: Sounds like they’re completely trustworthy.
Sam: But if they were his enemies then…
Lauren: Completely trustworthy.
Mike: But what if they turn on him and…
Lauren: COMPLETELY TRUSTWORTHY!
Sam and Mike: Completely trustworthy.
Lauren: Good boys.

The weakest of his generals was his old Camping buddy Gil….. Or "Gill" as he is now called, due to the toxic water of the lake he had been transformed into a hideous creature, however since then Zorpox had given him some genetic manipulation to make him stronger.

Zack: I see what you did there!
Trent: Actually it’s more like I see what Disney did there.

Then there was his old rival from Yamanuchi known as Fukushima,

Brad: Oh Fuku you.
Jerry: Fook Mee, Fook Yu.

he had received extensive ninja training and was now able to control his Ki and channel it into his ninja skills, making him a cunning fighter and a deadly assassin.

Jess: As well as a half assed character.

Next was the old evil…. (And I use this term loosely) .. "Genius", Dr Drakken, he wasn't match of a fighter until Zorpox gave him a little genetic manipulation, and now he had more than enough power and body mass to stand his ground against any foe.

Brad: What the…did he just throw in an Author’s comment?
Jess: Yes.

And finally there was Zorpox's best fighter and lover, Shego.

Mike: Um…is she even hot?
Jerry: Picture!
VincentX: Wow, I have found some random fucking pictures.
Jess: Porn?
VincentX: Some are borderline, but here’s a normal image:

Lauren: Well at least she’s environmentally conscious.
Trent: What?
Lauren: She’s green.
Trent: Ugh, that was terrible.
VincentX: Now check out the wacky fan art…

Mike: I see what you mean by “borderline.”
Jess: That is so freaking wrong.

VincentX: And just because it’ll invoke a song…


Lauren: Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's just so round
It's just so out there
I mean, gross
Look, she's just so black!

Trent:
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tuff
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get witcha
And take your pictcha
My homeboys tried ta warn me
But that butt you got
Makes m-m-me so horny
Ooh, rub that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain’t that average groupy

Mike:
I see her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo ‘vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him black
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas

Jerry and Sam: Yeah!

Mike: Fellas!

Brad and Zack: Yeah!

Mike: Does your girlfriend got the butt?

Jerry and Sam: Hell yeah!

Mike: Tell ‘em shake it!

Brad and Zack: Shake it!,

Mike: Shake it!

Other 5 Guys: Shake it!

Mike: Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back

Zack: LA face with the Oakland booty!

Mike: Baby got back

Jerry: LA face with the Oakland booty!

Trent:
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

Mike:
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I ain’t talkin’ bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I want em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock kneed bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna UH
Til' the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin' on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

Trent: So ladies!

Lauren and Jess: Yeah!

Trent: Ladies!

Lauren and Jess: Yeah!

Trent: Do you wanna roll my Mercedes!?

Lauren and Jess: Yeah!

Trent:
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Baby got back

Mike:
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36, ha ha
Only if she's 5'3"

Trent and Mike:
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin’
And I'm thinkin 'bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain’t it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had a game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your butt is round
And you wanna triple X Throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back...Baby got back

Jerry: Little in the middle but she got much back!
Zack: Little in the middle but she got much back!
Brad: Little in the middle but she got much back!
Sam: Little in the middle but she got much back!

VincentX: So that was fun.
Lauren: Hahahaha.
VincentX: And finally, this one is actually pretty freaking cool.



Sam: Holy crap.
Trent: Dear lord that’s freaking awesome.
Jess: Wow...

Her natural fighting ability worked perfectly with her ability to channel her Ki, plus there was the added element of her Powers to add to her fighting arsenal.

Zack: She also had the biggest butt ever.

Zorpox was standing at the window leading to the outside, he stared intensely out onto the horizon as he felt several strong power signals heading towards the city.
Zorpox: "They're coming"

Brad: That’s what she said.

Zorpox turned to his generals.
Zorpox: "It is time, they'll try to enter the tower through the old tunnels, that's where you will stop them"
Shego looked at Zorpox with a look of confusion
Zorpox: "Gill, for the last few months you have failed me time and time again, this is your final chance, go to the tunnels, wait for them and kill them, if you fail me again, I'll destroy you myself"

Sam: Oh no, an evil villain threatening to kill his minion if he makes “one more mistake?” I’ve never, ever, seen that before.
Brad: The sarcasm is strong with this one.

Gill had a look of terror on his face but was still able to nod. Before running out of the room, however as soon as he was out of sight a look of anger crossed his face.
Gill's Mind: "Someday Squeeb! Someday!"

Jerry: Nothing's wrong
Just as long as you know that someday I will
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now
I know you're wondering when
You're the only one who knows that
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now
I know you're wondering when.

Zorpox then turned to Drakken
Zorpox: "Follow him, if he fails destroy him and then destroy them"
Drakken bowed to Zorpox briefly and slowly walked out after Gill.

Mike: Love this riveting dialogue.

Fukushima stood at attention ready to receive his assignment
Zorpox: "Fukushima, wait by the exit of the tunnels, if they get through Gill and Drakken, I want you too take care of it, oh and….. Do try to take my darling wife out of the equation, once and for all"

Jess: Uh, you do realize there’s this thing called “divorce” right?

With a sadistic smile Fukushima leaped up into the air and disappeared into the rafters.
And finnaly Zorpox turned to Shego.
Shego: "What about me?" Shego asked with a seductive smile which Zorpox returned

Trent: *Zorpox* Shake that ass baby!
Brad: …SHEGO’S ASS!

All 8: BUM BUM!

Zorpox: "I want you too stay up here, if they get this far it will be up to you"Shego smiled and walked up to her lover.
Shego: "I wont let them near you"
With that said Shego pulled Zorpox into a steamy kiss.

Zack: Ugh, that’s so terrible.
Jerry: You know the saying “match made in hell?”
Zack: Yeah.
Jerry: That’s a match made in Satan’s ass.

One hour later

All 8: AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE!

It had been almost half an hour since the resistance had arrived at west city.
Ron couldn't believe what he was seeing, the entire city was in ruins.

Jess: Ruins in a ruined future!? Holy shit!

The only building left standing was the tower in the centre of the city.

Mike: Someone’s compensating for something.

The resistance had taken position near the barrier as the small five man team prepared to storm the tower.
Ron: "Ok, this is your last chance to back out, once we're in the barrier we go forward or we die, there is no going back"

Trent: Because this has never been done before.

Ron looked up waiting for a reply.. There wasn't one.

Zack: Wow, I’m so shocked.

A moment later they were ready, they were about too enter the barrier when suddenly the ground started to shake.
Ron: "WHOA, WHAT THE?"

Brad: Apparently the ground shook so much it made the author hit Caps Lock.

As they looked forward they couldn't believe what they were seeing, the ground inside the barrier was moving upwards, it kept rising until it was at least a good 200 meters high and then it suddenly stopped leaving a gigantic cliff in front of them.

Sam: You shall not pass!

Everyone looked at it in confusion for a moment before they realised what had happened.

Lauren: The author took crack?

In order to get too the tunnels they would now have to scale the side of the cliff.

Jerry: I foresee stupid zany antics!

After a few minutes of thinking Ron turned back too face his team.
Ron: "I'm still going, if you wanna change your mind do it now"

Jess: Didn’t he just say that?
Mike: You underestimate the power of crappy writing.

Without waiting for a reply Ron turned and walked towards the barrier and stopped just short of touching it.
He was shortly joined by Trunks, Kim, Yori and Mr Barkin.
Ron looked at all of them and nodded and they all in turn nodded back.

Sam: This moment of pointlessness brought to you by the movie Alone in the Dark. Wouldn’t you rather watch that instead of read this crap?

Ron then looked dead ahead and suddenly realised what was gonna happen.
He was about to take on his first REAL enemy as a Z fighter, and with this in mind ron took a first step towards the barrier and shouted to his team.

Jerry: Let’s mosey.

Ron: "MOVE!"

Trent: SHOUTING!

To Be Continued….

Zack: Damn.

THERE YA GO, NOT MUCH HAPPENING IN THIS CHAPTER, I'M JUST KINDA LAYING THE GROUND WORK FOR THE NEXT CHAPTERS.

Mike: Nothing happens in any of these chapters, it’s just random crap.

AND NOW ITS TIME FOR "FAN-CHOICES", THIS IS THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE YOU THE FAN'S GET TOO CHOOSE THE FIGHTS FOR THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS.

Lauren: And by “show” he means “terrible fan fic.”
Brad: And by “fans” he means “the special people that actually like this crap.”

AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTISED, I HAVE CREATED TWO TEAMS WITH FIVE MEMBERS EACH, WHICH ARE...

Jerry: Characters no one cares about.

TEAM ZORPOX - ZORPOX, SHEGO, DRAKKEN, FUKUSHIMA AND GILL.

Sam: What is this? American Gladiators?

AND
TEAM RON- RON, TRUNKS, KIM, YORI AND Mr BARKIN.

Trent: Why is the “r” lowercase?

AND I WANT YOU TOO DESIDE WHO FIGHTS WHO-

Zack: You know, if I actually knew who most of these idiots were, the combinations the more sadistic fans picked might be funny.

I HAVE ALLREADY DESIDED TO HAVE YORI FIGHT FUKUSHIMA

Sam: Too bad you didn’t “decide” that.
Mike: Also, doesn’t that take away from the whole “you choose” option?

AND TO HAVE RON FIGHT ZORPOX... (DUH!)

Trent: Why is all this in caps and bold?
Jerry: Because the author doesn’t know how to write subtly.
Trent: Ah, Bakuda’s style of writing then.
Jerry: No, he just didn’t know how to write.
Trent: Point.

BUT THE OTHER FIGHTS ARE UP TOO YOU...
WILL IT BE - DRAKKEN VS TRUNKS?
COULD IT BE - GILL VS BARKIN?

Jess: Will anyone besides the author care?

MAYBE THE CLASSIC COMBINATION OF - KIM VS SHEGO?
REVIEW THE STORY AND LEAVE A VOTE

Brad: I vote for you to stop writing.

AND FIND OUT WHAT FIGHT WILL BE COMEING IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF...

Zack: Crappy Fan Fic Ball Z!

DRAGON BALL Z : THE NEXT SUPER SAIYAN
(I'VE ALLWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT...)

Jerry: God you’re a dork.

Lauren: Review Riffing Time!

OMG write more write more lol

Mike: Dear god stop typing.

so cool wit him nd kim gettin married but hes wit pan

Brad: I think I just lost IQ points after reading that.

I don't understand how Ron is going to make much of a difference. Trunks is Ultra Super Saiyan level, I don't think Ron already reached that. And if Zorpox is so powerful that Trunks can't beat him, he has to be at least that, and probably a Super Saiyan 2. Ron most certainly is not a Super Saiyan 2. And if one person is powerful enough to make the leap to the next level, it should be Trunks, especially since he's also far more emotionally invested in his own world and loved ones. One of them dies or gets hurt, it's far more likely he, the half-human half-Saiyan hybrid makes the leap, not the full Saiyan Ron who is invested much less.

Sam: Dammit stop getting geek all over the floor.
Trent: Holy fuck this next one is long.

Um, I hate to disagree TD Masters, but I think that Ron actually has an investment in this fight as well if not more so... The reason is quite simple: It's like facing the mirror test for a Jedi, he has to fight the darkness within himself represented by Zorpox to put it behind him and move on with the new life that he's building for himself with Pan and the rest of the Z fighters!

Jess: The Jedi what now?

Zorpox is everything that is the real Ron isn't: super smart,

Zack: I’ll agree with that.

evil, using memories to inflict hurt on people that he once cared for... Ron never would never do anything like that, even to his worst foes! And it's also prove to everyone in the resistance beyond doubt that while Zorpox and Ron may look nearly the same, in personality they are worlds apart; everyone barring Yori, Future Trunks and Wade still seem to think Ron and Zorpox are linked and there's no difference at all between the two of them

Jerry: Dude, you are reading way too much into this shallow fucking story.

(BTW, I hope to see Will Du getting saved by Ron later on and Ron saying "I may not like you, but I won't stand back and do nothing if I can help it!").

Lauren: Please tell me this guy isn’t a writer because that is the most generic freaking line I have ever seen.
VincentX: Oh dear god he has.
Mike: And?
VincentX: I think it’s gonna be the next one we riff on.
Sam: Oh crap.

Hope they get a clue, or else... Besides, Future Trunks should remember that he changed the timeline before when he went back to warn the Z fighters about the Androids, there was differences then, why not here and mention it to the rest of the group (If they belive him is up to you)? The revalation that this version of Ron & Kim got married was not a massive shock, but Ron's reaction in the next chapter should be good to watch! And in the words of Dante himself: "SHOWTIME!".

Jerry: Wait what? Dante doesn’t say that! He says, “Let’s rock!” you fucking nimrod.

Extremely good chap. I look forward to updates to this story always. I also like how you had Ron channeling Riddick at the one point.

Brad: He did what now?
Trent: You know; one of the last people I’d compare Ron to is Vin Diesel.

Great Story.

Zack: You lie!

Fights should be.

Jess: Over quickly I hope.

Kim vs. Gill
Barkin vs. Drakken
Trunks vs. Shego

Mike: How about Rocky vs. Mr. T?

wow never done diz before wel...

Sam: You mean writing right?

i think kim vs shego (classic)
drakken vs barkin
gill vs trunks
i cnt wait 4 da nxt chapter

Lauren: Wow; that makes Jesus Luvs Everyone’s spelling and grammar look good by comparison.
Brad: Nothing can make her spelling and grammar look good; this just makes it look less shitty.

OH CRUD! Has Gill got the powers of Cell, or some weird advanced muatation that just awakened? I'll have to wait to find out... Just got one suggestion, if you're stuck with one story, switch to another story to update and post it!

Jerry: Or just stop writing; that would be good too.

good fic, keep it up I can't wait for the next update.

Trent: You lie.

Man I have just finished reading your srory (at seast as long as you have written :)) and i find it pretty good! The point is that I a mgreat fan of KP and I almost cried many times reading your story, plz don't hurt Kim so much. Plz make sure that present-Kim becomes again Ron's best friend, make someone kill Pan!

Trent: Wow.

What the hell did you have to put the same thing in all three storys I thought you had at least updated one of them. That wasn't very nice.

Mike: That makes no sense.

I liked the story,and i am very sad that you won't continue.But please continue it

Jess: Don’t encourage him!

Man this is the best story I have ever read, no doupt.

Jerry: Then you must have only read Bakuda’s stories because this fic could only be considered good when compared to those.

Keep working on it. I would suggest you to turn Ron into a Majin on an episode,

Sam: Episode? This is a fan fic not a TV show!

it would be a good way for him to reach the level of an Ascended Saiyan (or you can just call it a Super Saiyan 2) :D

Lauren: I think you need to shut up.

Fascinating.

Sam: What is? The fact that people like this crap?

Will be interesting to see what you do with the other story. The next super saiyan is also an interesting and funny story, just started reading today.

Mike: You obviously have extremely low standards.

nice story please updat this 1 soon you trailers sound good but not as good as this storie

Brad: English mother fucker! Can you type it!?

Nice story. Intrested in finding out what will happen next? Will you take Ron/Pan relasenship vurther and what of the friendship between ron and kim?
Q.

Trent: I hurt; the reviews are more retarded than the story.

Chapter 15 – Infiltration

Jerry: *Solid Snake* This is Snake, beginning the mission.
Trent: *Liquid* Brotha!

After stepping through the barrier it took less than 10 seconds for the team to reach the cliff and start scaling it.
As they neared the top, run noticed that Kim was having a tough time.

Jess: Sucks to be her.

Ron: "Oh come on Kim, don't tell me flying has made you lazy?" Ron spoke with a goofy smile but instantly regretted it as Kim flashed him a dirty look.
Kim: "Cram it Bardok!"

Mike: Wow, great comeback. Are you gonna make a “Yo momma” joke next?

They continued to climb as Ron continued too speak.
Ron: "You do realise that my name isn't really Bardok….. Right?"

Lauren: *Kim* You do realize I don’t care right?

Kim ignored him and continued climbing.
Ron was the first to reach the top followed by Trunks, Yori and Barkin, Kim however was still struggling below.
Ron looked down as Kim ready to shout to her too hurry up when his eyes widened at something behind Kim.

Zack: Uh…

At the base of the cliff the ground had opened up revealing some sort of vent system pointing up.
Inside the vent there was a strange fiery glow that slowly got bigger and bigger.

Sam: The hell?

Ron had a good idea at what the vents were for.

Trent: Stupid things?

Ron: "Kim!" Ron shouted lightly down to Kim only to be ignored
Ron: "KIM!" Ron's voice changed into a very rough tone, trunks could have sworn he heard his fathers voice for a moment.

Mike: Sure he did.

Kim: "WHAT?" Kim shouted back up in a angry voice but saw Ron's worried eyes.
Ron: "Get that ass MOVING!" Ron shouted the last word as Kim looked down and saw a furnace underneath her.

Jerry: Oh, there’s the bad Riddick reference.

Barkin: "She'll never make it in time!"
In a split second Ron made a decision
Ron: "Yori, give me your rope"

Trent: You’re not.

With that Yori reached behind her and pulled out a coil of rope she had clipped to her back.
Ron took the rope and uncoiled it and then fashioned one end into a lasso, when he looked back up he was surprised too see his team was still there.

Jerry: The sun is rising! Run!

Ron: "What are you doing? DON'T WAIT FOR ME, RUN!" Ron shouted as he pointed across the landscape at the androids getting closer.
Without hesitation Trunks lead Yori and Barkin towards the tunnel entrance.

Jess: I have no idea what is going on.
Lauren: I don’t either…and I don’t care.

Ron looked back down the cliff to see that the vent at the bottom was now glowing bright red.
Ron's mind: "You can do this, just remember your training"

Zack: No, don’t; this might be the only time when you actually could die in a fire.

With that Ron ran across the top of the cliff until he reached a large bolder, without stopping he slung the lasso around the bolder as he was running past and then leaped off the end of the cliff.

Jerry: *Ron* Must, channel, Vin Diesel!

As Ron swung down towards Kim he noticed a large explosion from below, he watched as a wall of fire started travelling up the cliff face.
Everything happened in slow-motion as Ron swung down holding the rope with one hand, as he passed Kim's position he grabbed her arm and continued swinging in an arc back up towards the top of the cliff.
The fire was inches away from them as they swung back up, as they reached the top Ron let go of the rope and they both fell to the ground at the top of the cliff not a second before the fire blasted past them.

Mike: This pointless moment of crap brought to you by watching grass grow; because it’s more exciting than this.

After the fire dissipated Kim sat up trying to shake the cobwebs from her head when she saw Ron stand up. With steam Coming off his one Bare arm.
Ron: "You ok?"
Kim managed to shake the cobwebs long enough to answer.
Kim: "Y-yes….. Thank you….. Ron"

Brad: This sappy moment brought to you by AIDS, because you’d rather die of it than read this.
Sam: Wow.

Ron smiled as he heard his old friend call him by his name.
With that Ron and Kim started Sprinting across the Field to catch up with the rest of the team.
After a few minutes of running Ron and Kim noticed that they had caught some attention from the androids, soon there were swarms of them flying at Ron and Kim, thinking quickly Ron reached into his Side pouch and took out a Kimmunicator and quickly turned it on.
All of a sudden the androids started shaking and babbling nonsense and a moment later they all dropped to the floor.

All 8: DEUS EX MACHINA TO THE RESCUE!

They continued running towards the tunnel while trying to avoid the hundreds of androids falling from the sky and dodging blasts from the odd turret.
Soon the entrance to the tunnels came into view, Ron noticed Trunks, Yori and Barkin holding the doors open and waving at them to hurry.
With a quick movement Ron and Kim dodged one final blast by leaping through the open doors which were immediately slammed shut.

Zack: What no Quick Time Event?

Meanwhile at the top of the tower Shego had been watching the entire thing through a telescope.

Lauren: *Rita* Blast those Power Rangers!

Shego: "You were right, they went through the tunnels….. How did you know?"
Shego asked as she turned to Zorpox.
Zorpox looked up at he from his seat and smiled before answering.
Zorpox: "Because, it's what I would have done"

Trent: DUMB, DUMB, DUUUUUMB!

Back in the tunnels Ron and Trunks finished barricading the doors with whatever they could find before leaving a Kimmunicator at the base of the barricade to hold back the androids.
After a short trek through the tunnels they came to a large dark chamber.
Ron: "Everyone, be careful"
As the team walked through the chamber Ron Stepped on something soft, he looked down too see a green goo on his new boots.
Ron: "Eeeewww gross…." Ron thought for a moment before he recognised the goo

Brad: *Ron* That’s what I had for dinner last night!

Ron: "LOOK OUT!" Ron shouted, but it was too late

Jerry: Get down!

There was a loud belching sound as a strange substance shot from the darkness pinning Ron to a wall
A few more sounds were made as more goo shot from nowhere pinning Trunks, Yori and Kim to the wall.
As the team started struggling a dark figure stepped from the darkness.

Sam: God please don’t be a mutant porn star.

Ron: "Gill, still as gruesome as ever is see" Ron mocked

Zack: Is see? Really?

Gill: "You are in position to insult, Squeeb"

Sam: All your base are belong to us!

Suddenly a flash of light illuminated the chamber as Trunks transformed into a Super Saiyan in an attempt to break free.
Gill: "Give it up Saiyan, that Muka can absorb your Ki, you can't break it"

Lauren: The what?

Reluctantly trunks reverted back to his original from.
Gill: "That's better…what the hell are you smiling at Squeeb?" everyone looked at ron and saw that he was indeed smiling.
Ron: "You missed one"
Gill looked at his in confusion before he realised what he ment, Gill quickly spun around just in time to receive a hard punch to the face sending him flying into a nearby wall.

Trent: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Gill: "Grrr, who did that?"
Out of the darkness stepped Steve Barkin.

Mike: Is that supposed to be a cool moment? Because it was quite lame.

Barkin: "Simple gorilla tactics, one stays further behind in case the team is captured"

Jerry: It’s GUERILLA you illiterate fuck.

Ron: "Allright Mr B! Come on, get us loose"
Barkin look at Ron and shook his head
Barkin: "No can do Stoppable, I have a score to settle with fish boy here"

Jess: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Lauren: Not!

Gill managed to pick himself up and prepared to spit his Muka at Barkin when all of a sudden Mr Barkin powered up, in an instant he changed, his black shirt seemed to explode off him as his muscles bulged up.
Ron: "Why is everyone in the future so Ripped?"

Zack: Convenient plot devices.

Barkin: "I was trained how too use my Ki Long before Android 17 and 18 arrived"

Brad: How convenient.

Ron thought for a moment
Ron's mind: "…Wait a minute, that means the Barkin in my world probably knows how too use his ki as well"

Lauren: And your point is?

Ron: "Hey, who trained you?"
Barkin shot Ron a quick glace before answering
Barkin: "A man named Roshi trained me"

Jerry: Oh god.

At hearing this name Ron's eyes widened so much he thought they might pop out

Sam: Cause this is filler! Filler night!

Ron tried to say something but it was too late Barkin shot from his spot and was now charging at Gill.
As Barkin threw the first punch Gill dodged to the side and the fist smashed through the wall, Gill quickly recovered and Spat a wad of Muka at him but it was easily dodged.

Trent: And then?

As the fight continued Trunks spotted something from the corner of his eye, there was a man hiding in the darkness watching the fight, it took a moment for his eyes to adjust too the dark but he soon realised who it was.

Jess: Michael Jackson.

Trunks: "Drakken….."

Jess: I like my idea better.

Acting quickly and struggling against the muka he reached into his back pocket and pulled out a knife and started to cut away at the Muka.
As the fight seemed to intensify it was clear that Gill was getting tired, Barkin rose his fist ready to deliver the final blow when all of a sudden Drakken shot from his hiding spot in an attempt too attack Barkin from behind.

Sam: So…many…spelling…errors.

Fortunately with a loud snapping sound Trunks broke free from his Muddy prison and moved to intercept Drakken with a powerful punch.
As Drakken fell to the floor unconscious Barkin delivered the final punch to gill smashing him into the floor.
Barkin turned to trunks
Barkin: "Thanks" he then received a nod from trunks

Zack: Lamest fight ever.
Trent: At least it wasn’t a cluster fuck of a paragraph that was really one sentence.
Zack: This is true.

Ron: "Hey guys, are you forgetting something?"

Mike: I can think of many things that the “writer” is forgetting.

They turned too see Ron, Yori and Kim still stuck to the wall.
Barkin: "Oh, sorry"

All 8: LAAAAAAAAAAAME!

With that said Barkin and Trunks proceeded to get the rest of the team down from the wall.
As the team walked out of the chamber and continued on towards the tower Ron took a final look at Drakken.
Ron: "Ugh, everyone in the future IS ripped"

Jerry: No one cares.
Brad: You just suck that much kid.

Moment after the team left the room, the Muka that had been holding the team in place turned back too goo and slid back to Gill and was absorbed into his body, all of a sudden Gill regained consciousness as he felt a huge power wash over him.
Gill: "W-what the?"
After a moment he realised what had happened, the energy that the muka had drained Trunk's Ki had transferred it too him, suddenly he heard something move at his side, he turned to see Drakken stirring from his sleep, it was then that he had an idea and an evil grin covered his face.

Lauren: Oh god no.
Trent: Please no man-rape! Please no man-rape! Please no man-rape!

Drakken slowly got to his knees and opened his eyes but the only thing he saw was a curtain of green goo Consuming him.
Drakken: "What, NO STOP, NO, ARGHHHHHHHHHH!"

Trent: Oh fuck!
Lauren: That was wrong on so many levels.
Sam: And the fic has reached a new low.

To Be Continued…

Zack: Damn.

BOO-YAH! THATS THE END OF CHAPTER 15- BETCHA ALL WONDERING

Mike: When you’re gonna realize that you can’t write worth crap?

"OHHH, WHAT GONNA HAPPEN WITH GILL?" WELL YOU WILL ALL KNOW WITHIN THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS

Jess: Actually I could care less, especially if it involves more rape.

NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP SOON - CHAPTER 16 - THE LAST NINJA OF YAMANUCHI –

Trent: Booooooooooooooooooooring.

DUDES, YOUR REVIEWS HAVE GIVEN ME LOADS OF GOOD IDEAS, SO PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING.

Jerry: I don’t want to know about your “loads.”
Brad: This fic is a load of shit.

Chapter 16 – The Last Ninja of Yamanuchi

Mike: Who?
Sam: A character we don’t care about.
Mike: You’ll need to be more specific.
Sam: Oh right…meh, I don’t care.

There was an uncomfortable silence hanging in the air as the team continued towards there goal, the silence was finally broken by Ron.

Lauren: Dear god please don’t make a fart joke.
Zack: I don’t think he’s that bad of a writer.
Lauren: I meant all of you.
Jerry: Ouch.

Ron: "Ok, lets go through it one last time, after we get into the tower Trunks Yori and Mr B will head towards the shield generator and shut it down so that the rest of the resistance can get in, meanwhile me and Kim will head up to the top floor and deal with me….. I mean the other me…" Ron corrected.

Jess: Ladies and gentlemen, your hero.

After a few more minutes of walking the group finally saw light at the end of the tunnel, after exiting the tunnel the group found themselves in a large lobby and almost immediately Ron felt something, like a power level but extremely small.

Trent: *snicker*
Brad: Must…resist…dick joke…

Ron: "Does anyone else fell that?" everyone looked at him as if to say, what are you talking about.

Sam: It sounded like an explosion…
Jerry: Buckman!

They made there way across the lobby towards the elevator when suddenly Ron felt it, a sudden spike in the power level, as if on instinct Ron quickly turned and reached out in to the air behind Kim and then reeled back in pain. The team were confused for a moment before they saw Ron's hand bleeding with a thin needle stuck in his hand.

Jess: Damn those sewing ninjas!

Kim: "Ron! What the hell happened?"

Trent: *Ron* It’s a new style…what the fuck do you think happened bitch!?

Ron gritted his teeth and quickly yanked the needle out of his hand and then wrapped it in a strip of fabric he ripped from his sleeve.
Ron: "Somebody is here, they threw that needle at the base of your neck Kim"

Lauren: You had a loose thread they wanted to sew back into place.

Kim felt a sudden pang of guilt, that was the second time in the last hour he had saved her life, after she had been horrible to him. Yori stepped forward to speak.

Mike: Don’t hurt yourself kid.

Yori: "You must go, I will deal with the assassin"
Ron nodded and quickly headed for the elevator with the team.
Yori was alone in the lobby, at least that's how it appeared.

Zack: Cue stupid ninja character in three…two…one…

Yori: "Come out, I know you are here"
A few seconds later a figure dressed in a black ninja garb dropped down from the rafters and landed silently a few meters from Yori.

Zack: God you’re a predictable fuck.

Fukushima: "Hello Yori, it has been a long time"

Jerry: *Austin Powers* What’s your name?
Lauren: *Fook Mi* Fook Mi!
Jerry: *Austin Powers* Can you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Lauren: *Fook Mi* No! Fook Mi! Like this!
Jerry: *Austin Powers* Oh! Your name's Fook Mi!
Lauren: *Fook Mi* Would you like a drink?
Jerry: *Austin Powers* Actually I have a private bar...
Jess: *Fook Yu* Here you go!
Jerry: *Austin Powers* Fook Mi, that was fast!
Jess: *Fook Yu* Fook Yu!

A scowl appeared on Yori's face.
Yori: "Not long enough, and I now I will make you pay for what you have done"
Without another word Yori shot from her spot towards her foe.

Sam: Shot from her spot?
Zack: That sounds dirty.

Meanwhile in the elevator Trunks and Mr Barkin had gotten off the elevator after a few floors and now Ron and Kim were alone, once again there was an awkward silence which was filled by cheesy elevator music.

Brad: As well as shitty writing.

After a few moments the elevator music was cut off and the elevator was filled with the sounds of a song.

Jess: Oooh can we guess!? I vote for “My Heart Will Go On.”
Mike: “Ghostbusters.”
Sam: “Thriller.”
Zack: “Smooth Criminal.”
Brad: “My Immortal.”
Lauren: “A Thousand Miles.”
Jerry: “Like a Boss!”
Trent: “The Power of Love.”

Elevator Speaker: "I know we've been friends forever, but now I think I'm feeling something totally new"

Jess: Wait, so now the speaker has its own dialogue?
Mike: Why not?

Ron was confused

Zack: So are we.

Ron: "What the…."
Ron stopped speaking however when he saw that Kim had started crying

Jess: And we continued to not care.

Elevator Speaker: "..and after all this time

Brad: Like a boss!

I've opened up my eyes now I see,

Jerry: Like a boss!

you were always with me"

Trent: Like a boss!

Ron: "Kim, are you ok?"
Kim made an effort to wipe away her tears like they never existed

Lauren: What? That doesn’t make any sense!

Kim: "T-this was the song we danced too, when we got together at the prom, it's just his idea of a sick joke"

Jess: I still think “My Heart Will Go On” would be funnier.

Ron felt sort of guilty, he had no idea Zorpox could be this cruel, with a quick movement Ron blasted the speaker and turned to Kim.
Ron: "We will stop him, I promise KP"
Kim stopped crying as she heard Ron call her by his old pet name for her.

Lauren: Pet name?
Zack: That’s a nick name…

Kim opened her mouth

Jerry: Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Jess: Oh god.
Jerry: That’s what she said!
Jess: I hate you.
Sam: That’s what Jess said.

to say something but was distracted when she felt a huge power level erupt from below them.
Ron: "Trunks must have transformed into a Super Saiyan"
But Ron did not realise just how wrong he really was.

Mike: DUN DUN DUN!

Back on the first floor Yori hit the ground hard as Fukushima threw her to the ground once again, Yori coughed up some blood before getting back up.
Fukushima reached behind his back and opened a pouch, after reaching into it he pulled out a small ninja knife known as a kunai, but what caught Yori's attention was a small symbol, it was her friend Hirotaka's family crest.

Brad: I don’t know what that means and I don’t care.

Yori: "W-where did you get that?"
Fukushima smiled as he twirled the kunai between his fingers
Fukushima: "When lord Zorpox ordered me to attack Yamanuchi and wipe out all the ninja, I took it from Hirotaka"

Trent: Stupid plot is stupid.

Memories flashed before Yori's eyes, memories of her returning to her home and finding her friends and family dead.

Lauren: Now they’re dead!
Zack: Like a boss!

Yori: "It was you?"
Fukushima: "Well actually I should correct myself, I didn't take it from Hirotaka, I took it OUT of Hirotaka after I ran it through his heart"

Trent: You know you could’ve used Italics for “out” and it would’ve looked better.
Jess: Oh yeah, because this guy has any sort of intelligence that would’ve even pointed him in the direction of doing that.
Trent: Point.

Overwhelmed with anger Yori slowly stood up and looked at Fukushima
Yori: "I have something to tell you"

Jerry: *Trunks* Ron!
Zack: *Ron* Trunks!
Jerry: *Trunks* I came…
Zack: *Ron* What!?
Jerry: *Trunks* To this future.
Zack: *Ron* Oh.
Jerry: *Trunks* To give you a message…Saiyans on motorcycles.
Zack: *Ron* Saiyans on motorcycles!?
Jerry: *Trunks* Saiyans on motorcycles!
Zack: *Ron* Crew did you hear that!? Saiyans on motorcycles!
Brad: *Vegeta* Saiyans on motorcycles!?
Jess: *Kim* Saiyans on motorcycles!
Mike: *Gohan* Saiyan on motorcycles!
Lauren: *Pan* Saiyans on motorcycles!
Sam: *Zorpox* Saiyans on motorbikes!?
Trent: *Mr. Popo* Saiyans on motorcycles!
Jerry: *Trunks* Ron!
Zack: *Ron* Trunks!
Jerry: *Trunks* I came…heh…
Zack: *Ron* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?

Fukushima looked on curiously
Fukushima: "And what is that?"
Yori smirked

Jess: *Yori* I came.
Zack: *Fukushima* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?

Yori: "….My name…. Yori Toshimiru"
Fuchsia was now just confused

Mike: With bad grammar like that I’m not surprised.

Fukushima: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Jerry: *Peter Venkman* Back off man, I’m a scientist.

Yori: "When I returned to Yamanuchi and found my friends all gone…. It was my anger that triggered it"

Sam: Your period?
Lauren: So wrong.

Fukushima was now just getting frustrated

Brad: *Luke* There are two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do!?

Fukushima: "Will you just….."
And that's when it hit him, like a ton of bricks, Toshimiru was the man who built the Yamanuchi school with the lotus blade and was also the first person to be imbued with the power of the jade monkey statues but they now know that he was actually transformed into a…

Zack: Hi exposition in three lines.

Fukushima: "Saiyan…!"

Brad: What a twist!

Fukushima looked back at Yori but fell back I shock when he saw her eyes glowing green.
Fukushima: "N-No! It is impossible! Even if it was true, the blood line has been thinned you cannot possibly change!"
Yori started to step towards Fukushima, her eyes were still glowing and now her hair was starting to rise as if a soft breeze was blowing from below, with every step she took small chips of concrete splintered from the floor and floated up wards.

Trent: This is beyond retarded.

Yori: "MY NAME IS YORI TOSHIMIRU, LAST DECENDANT OF MASTER TOSHIMIRU AND LAST NINJA OF YAMANUCHI…."

Lauren: AND I TALK IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS A FUCK KNUCKLE!

Fukushima stepped back in fear of the awesome power level he was feeling.
Yori: "….AND I AM A SUPER SAIYAN!"
Yori clenched her fists and powered up.
Yori: "HAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Zack: I stepped on a taaaaaaaaaaaack!

At first there seemed to be an explosion of golden energy so bright Fukushima had to cover his eyes, after the light died down Fukushima looked back at the newly transformed Yori, there she stood with green eyes, golden hair and surrounded by a golden aura.

Jerry: *Goldmember* I love goooooold.

Fukushima was greatly outmatched and he knew it, he got up and quickly tried to make a break for the front doors.
Yori disappeared from where she was standing and reappeared between Fukushima and the front doors causing Fukushima to skid to a halt.
Fukushima: "P-please don't…"
Yori raised her palm and sent out a quick blast that sent Fukushima flying backwards.
Yori: "…Please? Don't?... You must have heard that a lot when you attacked my home, Zorpox's reign ends here and it starts with you"

Sam: So generic.

Yori clapped her hands together in a ninja pose and started to gather Ki for an attack.
Fukushima saw this and started running again, this time for the door leading to the tunnels that the resistance had emerged from.
Yori: "LOTUSCLASM!"

Mike: What?
Trent: I…what the fuck does that even mean?
Sam: Folks, we’ve officially found someone that sucks as much as Bakuda.

Yori quickly performed ninja symbols with her hands before two large orbs of purple energy formed in her hands, she quickly threw one of them at Fukushima, he turned in time to see it coming towards him, he covered himself with his arm waiting for the pain, but it never came,

Zack: Bow chicka bow wow!

after a few moment he opened his eyes to see that the orb was floating in mid air in front of him, he let down his guard and that was what Yori was waiting for, she quickly threw the second orb, Fukushima realized what was going on a second too late as the second orb smashed into the first orb causing them both to explode.
Fukushima: "ARRRRRHHHH!"

Brad: Generic death scream is generic!

The explosion caused Fukushima to fall backwards into the dark tunnel which collapsed a moment later.
Upon inspection of the rubble Yori found only the Kunai that had been used to kill Hirotaka… used to kill her brother, with a tear in her eyes she took it up and placed it in her pouch and powered down to her natural state.

Jess: And then she farted.

Suddenly from above Yori felt and heard an explosion, she looked outside to see that the Shield that had stopped the resistance from performing an effectual attack for years had finally been deactivated, Trunks must have destroyed the generator.
Yori: "It has begun!" not bothering to wait for the elevator Yori just ripped open the doors and started to fly up the shaft not noticing some of the rubble in the tunnel shifted and out rose the battered and beaten form of Fukushima.
Fukushima: "Yori, we shall meet again and you will have wished I had killed you with your brother…."

Trent: He’s not dead? After all that? You fucking pussy!

Fukushima stopped talking to himself as he felt something on his leg, he looked down and saw some sort of green tentacle wrapped around his ankle, just then it suddenly tightened and pulled him over.

Lauren: Um…

Fukushima: "WHAT! NO! NOOO!"
Fukushima's cries were silenced as he was pulled back into the darkness.

Sam: Okay I’m officially disgusted.

Outside the shield area stood the rest of the resistance waiting for the shield to be shut down.
Will Du: "I'm telling you, this will not work"
Will had been moaning since the team had departed and it had started to get on Wades nerve

Brad: Nerve? He only has one?

Wade: "Look, if you don't shut up soon I'm gonna…." Wade was distracted by the sounds of a huge explosion, everyone looked up and saw and explosion erupting from the tower followed shortly by the shield disappearing.
Wade: "They did it! Ok everybody move in NOW!"
All at once the resistance shot into the air and started flying towards the tower only to be met by an army of androids.

Jerry: And they all died and no one cared.

Wade: "Everyone use the communicators now!"
Complying everyone used a kimmunicator to send out the signal that deactivated the androids and got ready to fight.
Jim looked at Tim and asked

Zack: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Brad: Well, I think so Brain. But me and Pippy Longstockings? I mean, what would the children look like?

Jim: "Hicabicaboo?"

Sam: Did he just have a brain hemorrhage?

Tim looked back at his brother and replied
Tim Hoo-shaa!"

Mike: If so I think it’s spreading.

And together the Tweebs jumped into battle.

Lauren: I’m lost.

To Be Continued…..

Zack: Damn.

Boo-Yaa, I'm back and better than ever, sorry i have not updated in a while, my laptop is broken and is in the shop, but dont worry, i am spending 2 hours per day in my library working on this story, so untill then tell me what you think of the story line.

Trent: We’re more worried about you continuing to write this crap.

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Sam: You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck! You suck!
Brad: Did we mention you suck?

get the point? lol

Trent: I hate you more than hate itself.

Lauren: Okay so we’re gonna put off riffing on the rest of the reviews until the end of the story. Why? Well the reviews are only in the order they were posted; which means that there are ones for chapters we haven’t made fun of yet. Granted we don’t care about spoilers, but it’s better to be surprised as it helps the jokes and also makes the “I predict” gags that much better. Anyway, on with the show!

Chapter 17 – The Ascension.

Jess: Does that mean the fic is actually gonna become good?
Trent: I don’t think that’s possible in this reality.

A "ping!" sound chimed as the elevator came to a stop and out stepped Ron and Kim to find themselves in a hallway, at the end of the hallway was a large set of double doors and standing between them and the doors stood a familiar woman dressed in green.

Jerry: Shego’s ass!

All 8: DUN DUN!

Kim: "Shego!"
Ron and Kim slowly made there way towards the doors and Shego

Sam: Dear god, we’re seventeen freaking chapters in and this guy still hasn’t figured out how to use the other forms of the word “there.”

Shego: "I've been waiting for you Princess"

Mike: What is she a princess of?
Lauren: Bad Fan Fics.
Mike: That works.

Kim: "Shego, I am so not in the mood to deal with you, so I'll give you this one chance to leave"
There was a tense moment as Shego and Kim looked each other dead in the eyes

Brad: As opposed to looking at each other alive in the eyes?

Shego: "…Ok" Kim and Ron were taken back.

Zack: EPIC FAIL.

Ron: "Huh? That easily?"
Shego walked past Kim and Ron leaving the door completely unprotected.
Kim: "Shego, why are you doing this?"

Lauren: *Shego* The author realized that he can’t write fight scenes and decided to skip them from now on.

Shego stopped walking and started to speak
Shego: "….. I fell in love… by joining Zorpox I thought I could be with him…. But he died when he became Zorpox"

Trent: Wait what?
Sam: I…huh?

Ron couldn't believe what he was hearing, Shego continued towards the Elevators.
After Shego disappeared behind the elevator doors Ron and Kim turned there attention back to the double doors.

Jerry: This has been another; pointless moment.

Ron: "You ready for this?"
Without waiting for an answer Kim stepped forward and roughly kicked the doors causing them both to fly off there hinges.
Ron: "I guess so…"

Brad: Ugh.

Ron and Kim hadn't taken more then 3 steps into the room before eight metallic tentacles shot out of the ground and clasped onto there wrists and ankles.

Mike: Please no tentacle rape! Please no tentacle rape! Please no tentacle rape! Please no tentacle rape! Please no tentacle rape! Please no tentacle rape!

Ron tried his best to break free, but the clasps just wouldn't break, he stopped struggling when a chillingly familiar voice filled the air.
Zorpox: "Don't bother…"

Mike: I made those with Plot McGuffin.

Zorpox stepped out from behind a large pillar
Zorpox: "Those binds are made from a material called Katchin, it's the strongest metal in the universe"

Mike: Like I said, Plot McGuffin.
Trent: Nice.
Lauren: Like I said, it’s better to guess these ahead of time.

Zorpox turned to Kim who was still trying to break free
Zorpox: "Hiya KP, how ya been?"

Jess: *Kim* Bad, I’m in a shitty fan fic.

Kim suddenly lunged at Zorpox only to be stopped less than an inch from his face with her teeth bared.
Zorpox: "Oh Kimmy, you aren't still sore about what I did, are you?"

Zack: Do I even want to know?
Jerry: Probably not.

Kim couldn't stop a few tears from escaping as she spoke
Kim: "You, you took him away from me"

Jerry: Uh…
Brad: What?
Jerry: Okay, I’m just gonna call this right now. They’re talking about Ron; no one else. If this guy was a good writer and wanted to go for a really good and really dark plot twist; he’d reveal that he and Kim had a son together and Zorpox turned him evil. There; I just came up with a plot twist and concept that would’ve been infinitely better than what we’re going to read.
Zack: Ooooh, that would’ve been fucking awesome.
Sam: Wow, I would’ve wanted to read that.
Jess: Holy crap that is a great idea, put that in the review.
VincentX: Damn straight.

Zorpox scoffed in Kim's face
Zorpox: "Look here princess, the day that Ron Stoppable became Zorpox the conqueror was the most important day of your life, but do you know what it was to me?..."

Jerry: It was fucking god damn Tuesday.
Brad: How do you know?
Jerry: Because he’s quoting M. Bison from the fucking Street Fighter movie.
Jess: Oh Jean Claude Dammit.

Zorpox placed his hand on Kim's chin and rose her head to face him
Zorpox: "….It was Tuesday, hahaha"

Zack: Wow.
Jerry: See, that line was perfect for the over the top campy Street Fighter movie; but in this it’s just really fucking sad.
Mike: Speaking of which, what is Zorpox trying to do? Is he just killing for the fun of it?
Lauren: Is he just a goalless dick?
Trent: No, he’s trying to take over the world!

Sam: Our new image!

Zorpox dropped Kim's face as she continued crying, he then turned his attention to Ron.

Jess: *Crying Kim* Oh god I can’t believe you quoted that in a serious scene you asshole!

Zorpox: "Well well, what are we gonna do about you? Tell me something, if I kill you will I simply cease to exist?"

Mike: We can only hope.

Zorpox turned his back for a moment as he continued speaking
Zorpox: "Maybe I'll just leave you in those restraints until I can figure out what to do with you"

Zack: *Zorpox* Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an over elaborate death trap to use on James Bond because I’m just that horribly cliché.

Suddenly Ron had an idea
Ron: "Hey Zorpox, about these restraints…."
Zorpox turned back to Ron with a curious look on his face
Zorpox: "What about them?"

Mike: Do they come in striped?

Ron Smiled as he got ready
Ron: "Is the floor made out of the same metal?"

Jerry: That’s from something.
Sam: From what though?
Jerry: No idea, hopefully either the author or a reviewer will say what it is but I know that’s from something.

Zorpox realised what was going on a moment too late, with one powerful quick tug Ron gripped the restraints on his arms and ripped them out of the ground and quickly whipped them from the side and smashed them into Zorpox
Zorpox flew across the room and smashed into a throne risen on a pedestal, Ron reached down and ripped the restraints holding his legs right out of the floor.
Zorpox meanwhile had regained his composure.
Zorpox: "Good move Stoppable, I didn't see it coming"

Brad: That’s what she said.

Ron: "Yeah, well tell me if you see this coming!" without another word Ron leaped into the air with the metal tentacles still attached to him, he quickly tried to use the whip like binding to his advantage by slamming them down on Zorpox, Zorpox side stepped the attack and watched as the metal slammed into the ground leaving a very noticeable ditch in the floor.
Zorpox: "So, ya wanna use weapons eh, fine by me!"

Trent: Cue lame ass fight sequence!

Zorpox put his hands together and in a flash of light something appeared in his hands, it was a long katana glowing a dark blue, Ron recognised the weapon immediately.

Jerry: Please don’t be the Yamato from Devil May Cry 3.

Ron: "It can't be! The lotus blade!"

Jerry: Oh thank god.

Before Ron had a chance to move, Zorpox lashed out with the blade cleanly slicing off the four bindings attached to Ron.
Zorpox tried to slam the sword down on top of Ron, Ron quickly reached behind himself and drew his own blade just in time to black the attack with a loud clang.
They both stood there swords pushing against each other.

Brad: Did he just say clang?

Ron: "How? How can you control the lotus blade, only someone with a pure heart can call it!"

Jess: Pure evil heart.

Zorpox smirked
Zorpox: "My heart is pure…."
With a quick push Zorpox forced them apart.
Zorpox: "…. there's not a single drop of good in me, haha!"

Jess: Called it.

Ron faltered, how could he ever turn this evil.

Zack: Being in a fic this bad could do it.

Zorpox: "Now, what say we take this fight to the next level"

Jerry: Sega CD, Welcome to the Next Level.

Before Ron could answer, Zorpox was enveloped in a golden glow, the resistance outside all felt the sudden change within the building.
Kim watched as Zorpox completed his transformation and couldn't help but start crying again.

Lauren: Oh suck it up bitch.

Zorpox now had the golden hair and green eyes of a Super Saiyan but the aura around him was different, the was the golden aura but it was mixed with another black aura, almost as if it was corrupted

Trent: Lame.

Ron: "Fine by me"
Ron took his sword in one hand and slammed it into the ground, he then closed both of his hands into fists and started to power up

Sam: Over dramatic much?

Ron: "HAAAAAAAAAA!"
This transformation was different from Zorpox's almost like an explosion, when the explosion faded Kim was in awe of what she saw, Ron's hair had turned from black to golden and his eyes from brown to green and the aura around him was pure gold, Kim had seen Zorpox transform a few times but this was different, she had never seen Ron transform, it was amazing he looked almost…. Angelic.

Lauren: This is so freaking lame.

Ron shot from his spot

Jerry: Bow chicka bow wow!

whipping up his sword at the same time,

Zack: Bow chicka bow wow.

he shot towards Zorpox and the battle began. All Kim saw next was a flurry of metal on metal, they were moving so fast that it was all a blur, at this moment Trunks, Barkin and Yori came running through what was left of the doors and saw the action.

Brad: Replace “action” with “shitty fight sequence” please.

Barkin: "Woah!"
Ron noticed there presence and spoke to the
Ron: "Hey, get Kim out of here and go help the resistance"

Sam: Wait what?
Zack: I don’t know.

The team were less than compliant.
Kim: "No, I'm gonna help!"
Trunks: "Same here, he destroyed my world"
At this point Ron lost his temper

Mike: At this point I continued to not care.

Ron: "I SAID GO DAMN IT, I CANNOT USE MY POWER WHILE YOU AND KIM ARE HERE!"

Jess: Why? What does them being there have to do with you being able to use your shitty powers?

This unfortunately gave Zorpox an idea
Zorpox: "So, you still care about these people!"

Lauren: Yawn.

Ron saw an evil smile form on Zorpox's face a moment before he pointed one hand at Kim and let out a powerful energy blast.
Ron: "NO!"

Jerry: Yes!

Kim, unable to move due to her restraints closed her eyes tight and braced herself, Ron however moved to intercept the blast, he disappeared from his place fighting Zorpox and reappeared between Kim and the Blast, however he did not have the time to raise his power before the blast hit him directly in the chest.

Zack: Oh boo hoo.

Kim opened her eyes in time to see Ron flying backwards as he took the hit in her place.
Ron landed hard on the ground and immediately slipped into unconsciousness.
Yori: "STOPPABLE-SAN NO!"

Lauren: Yes!

Blinded by anger Yori blasted towards Zorpox but halfway there she did something that no one could believe, in a flash of golden light she transformed into the first female super Saiyan they had ever seen, with lightning quick reflex's Zorpox rose his hand and caught Yori by the throat before she could land the first blow, Yori choked in Zorpox's grasp.

Brad: Wah, wah, waaaaaah!

Zorpox: "Well, well, Yori, you've been keeping secrets from me!"
Zorpox tightened his grip causing Yori to power down to her natural state
Zorpox: "Well no matter, you won't be around long enough to cause any problems"

Trent: And that accomplished nothing.

Suddenly Yori felt a sharp pain in her stomach and tasted a coppery substance in her mouth, Ron regained consciousness in time to see what had happened, Zorpox was holding Yori up off the ground by her neck with one hand and the other hand was holding the lotus blade which was buried in Yori's Body.

Mike: Well sucks to be her.

Ron: "YORI!"
Zorpox let go of Yori's throat and pointed his now free hand at her chest

Sam: Um…

and fired an energy blast which sent her flying off the end of the lotus blade and across the room, Ron quickly scrambled to her side and rose her head.

Lauren: English, it’s now a dead language.

Ron: "Yori! Hold on we'll get you help"
A pool of blood was slowly forming around them as Yori raised her hand to touch Ron's cheek and rose her other hand to place something in Ron's hand.

Mike: Yeah, she’ll be just fine right?

Yori: "Stoppable-san….. Goodbye…." With her last word said, Yori's hand's dropped from Ron's cheek and hand and landed softly at her side, everyone in the room felt Yori's power level drop and drop until it completely vanished, Ron opend his hand to see what Yori had placed there, it was a ninja Kunai engraved with Yori's family crest.

Sam: Well sucks to be her, can we go now?

The rest of the team watched as the drama unfolded, as Ron started to cry at Yori's side.

Brad: What drama? This fic is horribly written and there is no drama whatsoever.
Zack: Plus if you have to point out that it’s a dramatic scene that’s even worse.

Kim: "No" Kim said softly
Ron closed his eyes tight while holding Yori's body close to his side.
Ron: "H-how, how could he do that?" as these words left Ron's lips he felt a sudden rush of Dejavu and felt other memories coming back to him

Trent: Oh god no.

FLASHBACK

All 8: Fuck you.

The ball continued until it hit the planet and Ron gasped as he watched the whole planet explode, in a split second it was over, the planet was gone, all that was left was a few pieces of rubble, billions of people, almost the entire Saiyan race wiped out in an instant.

Mike: What the hell?

Ron fell to his knees and started crying.
Ron: "H-how, how could he do that?"
Ron felt someone wrap there arms around him in comfort, Ron looked up right into the eyes of his best friend.
Ron: "How could anyone do something like that?"
Pan pulled him into a hug.

Jess: His best friend? So she’s no longer his girlfriend?
Lauren: I don’t care.

Pan: "There evil, that's why people like us exist, to stop them"

Sam: THEY’RE! God dammit learn how to type English you idiot!

END FLASHBACK

Brad: Subtle.

All at once Ron stopped crying and something snapped inside Ron, he slowly lowered Yori's head to the floor and stood up, after a quick flash Ron changed back into a Super Saiyan but there was something different this time, his power level kept going up.
Ron turned and rested his eyes on Zorpox
Ron: "You, this is all your fault"
Zorpox scoffed
Zorpox: "Yeah well, what are ya gonna do about it? Kill me?"

Trent: Ugh, this is fucking stupid.

Ron's face remained stoic

Zack: *Ron* Yes.

Ron: "No, I'm going to destroy you!"

Zack: Wait what?
Sam: How…what the hell?

Zorpox was taken back by this statement
Zorpox: "..And just what makes you think you can accomplish this…? Hmmm?"
Ron's answer was simple

Mike: *Ron* I’m a fucking Gary Stu.

Ron: "Because you're evil…."

Brad: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Ron's already golden hair started to flash slowly
Ron: "….That's why people like me exist….."

Trent: Super laaaaaaaaaaaame.

Ron's muscles bulged
Ron: "…TO STOP YOU!"
Ron screamed

Mike: No really? He screamed? So that’s what all that Caps Lock meant. Ah, thanks for pointing that out you talentless moron.

these last few word as he was enveloped in a huge explosion of light and that's when Ron's power level went through the roof, literally.

Lauren: Mega laaaaaaaaaaame.

Outside the resistance watched in awe as the top of the tower suddenly exploded and everyone felt the biggest power level they had ever felt in there lives.
Wade: "Oh dear god please let that be one of ours"

Zack: Oh dear god let this fic end soon.

Back inside the tower everyone was waiting for the dust to settle, and when it finally did everyone saw him.
Ron stoppable was still standing up straight with a stoic look on his face but Kim noticed a few key differences, his golden hair was a little bit longer and stuck up at a sharper angle, his muscles were bigger, his golden aura now had tiny golden bolts of energy jumping along it and she felt an immense change in his power level.

Jess: You think he could use the words “power level” any more than he already has?
Jerry: I don’t think that’s physically possible.

Kim: "W-what happened to him?"
Trunks now picked his moment to speak
Trunks: "H-he ascended!"

Mike: He did what now?

For the first time since he changed Ron spoke up

Sam: After all those seconds passed.

Ron: "Trunks, get everyone out of her"

Brad: Kinky!

Trunks was still against leaving
Trunks: "But….."
Ron: "TRUNKS!"
For the second time in the last hour Trunks felt his fathers voice coming from Ron
Ron: "…. I told you to leave before and you refused, and now Yori is dead…. Get Kim out of here NOW!"

Trent: So boring.

Knowing it would be useless to resist trunks grabbed Kim whose bindings had been deactivated in the explosion and took off out through the now destroyed roof as fast as possible shortly followed by Mr Barkin who turned and spoke before continuing.
Barkin: "Good luck Stoppable"

Jerry: I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

Ron watched as a piece of rubble exploded across the room from him and Zorpox walked out of the debris
Zorpox: "Well now, looks like the gloves are coming off"
Zorpox generated a ball of energy in his hand and threw it at Ron, but before it got too close it shot up into the air through the destroyed ceiling after reaching a certain altitude it grew and grew until it reached a certain size and then it just stayed there doing noting.

Jerry: No.

Ron turned back to Zorpox
Ron: "What the hell was that supposed to be?"

Sam: Um…

Ron looked back at Zorpox to see his eyes had turned white, his teeth were bared and were showing some sort of fangs and for the first time Ron noticed something around Zorpox's waist.

Jess: A belt?

Ron: "The Tail!" he realised what was going on, he didn't remember when it had happened to him but somehow Zorpox had created an artificial moon

Zack: *Abridged Goku* Question!
Trent: *Abridged Vegeta* What?
Zack: *Abridged Goku* Are they made out of cheese?
Trent: *Abridged Vegeta* I’m going to enjoy this far more than I should.

Acting quickly Ron blasted towards Zorpox and rose his fist ready to strike
The real fight was about to begin.

Lauren: Oh yay, I can’t wait.

TO BE CONTINUED….
thats right i did it, the next chapter is gonna be SUPER SAIYAN 2 RON VS SUPER SAIYAN OZARUU ZORPOX

Brad: You fail on every level.

now review and tell me what you think of this story so far, BOO-YAA! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

Mike: You suck.
Trent: You suck.
Jerry: You suck.
Jess: Did we mention you suck?

Chapter 18 - Super Gill

Sam: Who?
Brad: I don’t care.

Ron blasted towards Zorpox and rose his fist ready to strike , however a moment before Ron finished his move he was hit hard in the face by a powerful backhand from Zorpox which sent him flying into and straight through the wall, as he emerged on the other side of the building he quickly started flying, he hovered there for a moment looking at the building from the outside, everything was quiet and then he saw it, a golden blur shot up out of the building and started to fall down towards him, a moment before it hit him Ron saw what it was, a giant golden Ape, Ron noticed that Zorpox's cloths had somehow stretched to fit his transformed form.

Jerry: That was one fucking sentence again.

Before Ron could move out of the way the beast slammed its palm down on him, Ron shot down at an incredible pace, the resistance hardly had a chance to move out of the way when they saw a huge shadow cover there battlefield, Ron flipped in midair and planted his feet on the ground and used the momentum to quickly jump nearly a hundred meters back, seeing the ape bearing down on them the resistance quickly scattered in different directions.

Zack: Donkey Kong is fucking pissed.

Ron looked up in time to see that Will Du was still standing in the same spot looking up in fear, the ape was seconds away from landing on top of him, Ron acted quickly and shot forward, he grabbed Will's collar and yanked him out of the way a second before the ape finally landed.

Lauren: This pointless moment brought to you by a punch to the gut; it’s slightly less painful than reading this fic.

"TRY TO STAY OUT OF THE WAY AMATURE!" Ron shouted at Will.

Trent: I’M SHOUTING ASSHOLE!

Meanwhile, back up on the smashed remains of the top floor of the tower some sort of green slime finished seeping its way up the elevator shaft and quickly shot towards Yori Toshimiru's body.

VincentX: And I just got the too many spelling and grammar errors message again.
Jess: How many pages is this?
VincentX: 193, that’s a new record.

Back outside, the newly transformed Golden ape stomped around looking for its prey, Ron was nearby hiding behind a large piece of debris, he peeked around the corner, the ape had its back turned
"Why?…. Why is it always a giant monkey!" Ron muttered as he reached behind himself and drew his sword, thanks to his own experience Ron now knew the weakness of the Oozaru form of the Saiyans, cut the tail and they transform back, it should be easy as the Saiyans lost all intelligence and reason when they transformed, he himself could vouch for that, Ron watched as the ape finally turned around and he saw the tail flapping wildly behind him.

Mike: Hey I just noticed that he’s not using script format for the dialogue anymore.
Sam: This is true, too bad his grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are still a complete nightmare.

"Now!" Ron shot around the corner and blasted towards Zorpox with his sword drawn and leaving a golden streak behind him, he was less than ten meters away when suddenly the ape turned around and slammed an open palm down on Ron

Zack: Biggest, bitch slap, ever.

"ARRRGGG!" Ron shouted in pain as the lotus blade was knocked far away from him and the golden ape picked him up in one hand and started to squeeze, and then something happened that Ron would never have expected, it spoke…

Brad: Uh, what?

"YOU BUFFOON!…DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMEONE AS INTELLIGENT AS ME WOULD LOSE HIS MIND TO THAT OF AN APE!"

Trent: SHOUTING BITCHES!

Ron struggled against Zorpox's hand as he spoke

Jerry: *Ron* I’m gonna spank your monkey!
Lauren: Wow.

"Well, I was hoping…" Ron stopped speaking as Zorpox increased his grip, Zorpox continued to grin as he squeezed the life out of Ron, and that's when it happened Zorpox's grip lessened when he felt a sudden sharp pain in his lower back he tuned and looked over his shoulder to see Kim Possible land across from him holding Ron's sword and a moment later his golden tail flopped down to the ground.

Zack: Lame.

"Y-YOU BITCH!" Zorpox dropped Ron and quickly lunged at Kim, he fell just short of grabbing Kim as his body began to change back, after a few moments Zorpox had changed back to his human/Saiyan form, he turned back to Ron and summoned the lotus blade from its resting place at the top of the tower.

Jerry: *Abridged Vegeta* You know I thought I’d be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail. Or perhaps I’m so unbelievably enraged I’ve come full circle.

"I don't need that much power to destroy you!" Zorpox then rose the lotus blade above his head.
Kim saw Zorpox rose the blade and acted quickly

VincentX: What the…it’s still displaying grammar errors.
Sam: The fic is just that bad.

"RON, CATCH!" Kim tossed Rons sword through the air, it spun in the air and whipped past Zorpox, Ron then caught it expertly and used it to block the blow with a loud CLANG, then using his free hand Ron quickly blasted Zorpox in the chest forcing him back.

Brad: Sound effects in all caps?
Mike: And the fic has reached a new low.

The resistance peeked from there hiding places and watched as Ron and Zorpox both in there Super Saiyan forms performed what looked like a dance of swordplay, after a few minuets

Sam: Minuets?
Trent: They performed a musical number?

both Ron and Zorpox let out the same last move, a spinning slash, Ron's sword cut across Zorpox's chest and the Lotus blade cut across. As they both finished there spin they both knelt down in pain with there hands against there chests trying to stop the flow of blood.

Brad: Double KO!

"Ha… what do you think?" Ron asked, but before Zorpox could answer the silence was split by another more gruff voice
"WELL, I THINK I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU BOTH!" Ron and Zorpox turned around in time to see two large tentacles shoot out of the darkness and slam into them both sending them both sprawling across the ground. They both looked up and saw what looked like a giant ball of slime with many tentacles emerging from it.

Zack: Um, is this gonna turn into a Yaoi?
Trent: Dear god I hope not.

"And what the hell are you supposed to be?" Zorpox asked, a hole emerged in the green mass and a familiar voice emerged from it,

Brad: A stupid plot device.
Jess: An awful character.
Lauren: Bad filler.

"WHATS THE MATTER, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME SQUEEB!" in an instant both Ron and Zorpox knew who they were dealing with and both spoke at the exact same time,

Jerry and Zack: GUTSMAN’S ASS!

Jerry and Zack: DUN DUN!

"Gill!" as soon as they finished, Zorpox ran at Gill and slashed at the green substance but every time he slashed the injury would almost immediately seal back up, then Gill started speaking again

Mike: *Gill* You can’t beat my Deus ex Machina skin!

"WELL WELL SQUEEB! IF YOU WERE IN TOP FORM YOU COULD HAVE BEATEN ME BY NOW, BUT YOU HAVE TAKEN QUITE A TROUNCING TODAY HAVEN'T YOU?" with that said Gill lashed out with one of his thick tentacles and slammed it into Zorpox, the tentacle wrapped around Zorpox and slammed him into the ground over and over, everyone felt Zorpox's power level plummet quickly until he reverted back to his normal form.

Jerry: Thanks for ripping off an infinitely better character from DMC3 you talentless fucktard.

Gil then whipped Zorpox to the side and smashed him into what was left of the tower, the tower had taken too much damage and finally collapsed, right on top of Zorpox, the resistance all felt Zorpox's power level and determined that there was no way he could possibly survive the building collapse on top of him at that level, it was over, Zorpox the conqueror …. Was dead.

Jess: Well that was anti-climactic.

"ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO!" Zorpox whipped out at Ron with more tentacles,

Mike: I thought he was dead.
Sam: Zombie Tentacles? Great, this guy’s all kinds of messed up.

Ron quickly jumped over the first tentacle and started running away, the tentacles were everywhere slamming into the ground trying to hit Ron, each one just narrowly missed him as he jumped and flied out of the way.

Jerry: FLIED ISN’T A WORD FUCKTARD!

"GRRR, STAY STILL SQUEEB!" Gill shouted at Ron, Ron simply continued to jump away from the slimy appendages
"Oh yeah, like that's gonna happen!" Ron then made a wrong move and ended up tripping over another piece of debris and landed right on his posterior.

Trent: His posterior? Dear god numb nuts just say ass.

"GOTCHA!" Gill screamed and shot one last Tentacle directly at Ron, Ron rose his arms in an attempt to block the blow but soon realized that it didn't matter as a black blur shot in front of him and in a second the tentacle was severed from the green mass and flopped to the ground,

Zack: What?
Brad: Deus ex Machina to the rescue!

"ARRRGGGHHH!" Gill screamed as a piece of his body was cut away.
The resistance all looked up and there worst fears were confirmed, it was Zorpox in his Super Saiyan form and holding the lotus blade at his side, his cloths were ripped beyond repair and there were bloody cuts all over his body, he jumped down and landed in front of Ron and what he said left the entire resistance gob smacked

Jerry: Please for the love of god don’t rip of Devil May Cry 3 more even though I know you’re going to you talentless fucking douche bag.

"Need some help?" Ron rose his eyebrow puzzlingly,
"Are you offering?"
Zorpox smirked before speaking,
"Oh please! Do you really think that this thing deserves to be the main event!" Zorpox said while pointing his sword at Gill.

Jerry: Oh you son of a bitch I hate you.

Ron smirked before standing up and raising his sword to his shoulder
"You know what? You're right!" Ron and Zorpox nodded at each other before they started walking towards Gill side by side and at that point the green monstrosity knew he was in trouble, in a flash Ron and Zorpox rushed at Gill and started slashing wildly at his body, in less than a minuet there was over a hundred cuts over the mass that was Gill, in one final move Ron stabbed his blade into the left side of the monster and Zorpox stabbed the lotus blade into his right side, after stabbing there respective blades into Gill they both performed a spinning kick and pushed the swords into and right through his body, in the center of the Green mass the blades clanged together as they passed each other and shot out the other side, as the blades re-emerged on the opposite sides the lotus blade was caught by Ron who then turned it back onto Gill and Zorpox performed the same action with Rons blade.

Sam: That’s one sentence and I am not reading that mess.

After a few more slashes Ron and Zorpox stood side by side and tossed the swords back to there respective owners, Ron put his sword back in his holster on his back and Zorpox transformed the lotus blade into a bracelet and they both pointed there open palms at what was left at Gill.
They stood there for a moment gathering power when Ron finally spoke to Zorpox,

Jerry: Shut the fuck up asshole.

"Hey… remember what we used to say?" Zorpox looked at Ron while smiling for a moment before they stepped closer to each other and slammed there palms against each others.
"BOO-YAA!" they both shouted together as a powerful energy beam emerged from there conjoined hands, the beam shot towards Gill and before he could even scream the blast tore through and destroyed him.

Jerry: Eat shit, savor the taste, and then kill yourself you fucking scumbag.
Lauren: Yeow.

As the beam died down Ron and Zorpox separated, Ron turned to say something but was cut off as he felt an extreme pain in his gut.
Kim, who had witnessed everything that had happened looked at the scene in front of her, Zorpox was holding the lotus blade which was lodged in Ron's stomach.

Trent: Good, he’s dead, fic over.

"…No…" Kim whispered softly
To Be Continued…..

Zack: Fuck you.

whew, looks like this saga is starting to come to an end, Gill is gone but Zorpox remains, who will win?tune in next time to find out, but in the mean time review the story and tell me what you think

Jess: You suck more than a black hole.

P.S: i dedicate this chapter to the Devil May Cry series... but you probably allready figured that out... 00

Jerry: If by “dedicate to” you mean “horribly ripped off” then yes you did you talentless fuck.
Brad: Yeow, I think he struck a nerve.
Jerry: I fucking hate this author, he can go directly to hell and burn.
Trent: Yikes.

Chapter 19 - Voices From The Past.

Jess: Scenes stolen from better fiction.

The resistance all thought about all that had transpired, Zorpox had emerged from his tower as a giant golden ape, Kim had sliced of his tail forcing him to transform back, Ron and Zorpox had then fought each other in an intense sword fight until a new enemy emerged, Gill, after supposedly killing Zorpox, Gill had turned his attention towards Ron and that's when Zorpox returned with a vengeance and teamed up with Ron temporarily to destroy Gill, however as soon as the green monster was destroyed Zorpox had turned on Ron.

Mike: Uh, yeah, that just happened.

That brings us back to what was going on now,

Sam: What the hell?
Jerry: This…guy…SUCKS.

Zorpox stood in the middle of a scorched field with his out stretched arm he held the lotus blade glowing a dark color but another red substance flowed down the blade towards the hilt, the source of this crimson liquid was Ron Stoppable who had the very same blade lodged in his chest, his mouth hung agape as he tried to say something but everything came out as a stutter.

Zack: Good he’s dead, can we go now?

Zorpox smiled as be spoke,

Trent: *Melvin* I always knew you wanted me inside you Bakura.

"You fool….. You never had a chance against me….. Just like Gill never had a chance…. Just like Kim never had a chance… and just like Yori never had a chance."

Jerry: No chance that's what 'cha got (ha ha yeah)
Up against a machine too strong
Greedy politictions buying souls from us are PUPPETS!
You'll find your place in line
Now, tie a string around your finger now, boy
'Cause is just a matter of time!
'Cause you got, no chance, no chance in hell!
You got no chance, no chance in hell!
You got no chance, no chance in hell!
You got no chance, no chance in hell, yeah!

Brad: I think Vince McMahon’s gonna sue somebody.

Rons eyes snapped open as he heard these words, he had failed….. He would never be able to avenge Yori…. He would never be able to go home…. And he would never see Pan again.

Lauren: Sucks to be him, is it over yet?

Ron watched as Zorpox raised his free hand and pointed it at his chest just as he had done with Yori,

Zack: Boooobies.

"This is my world now…", there was a spark of energy flickering in his hand for a moment before a fast yet powerful blast emerged from Zorpox's hand and struck Ron's chest, just as it had with Yori the blast sent Ron flying from the end of the sword and shooting across the landscape, his body bouncing and skipping across the earth, he stopped when he hit a large piece of debris, at this moment his Ki was at minimum and he realized this when he suddenly felt a crushing pain in his left arm followed by a loud cracking sound,
"AAAARRRHHHH!" Rons scream's cut Kim right to the core as she instinctively held her hand to her heart.

Jess: What just happened?
Sam: Oh yeah, like this is in any way understandable.

Ron lay there, his Right hand gripping his limp left arm

Trent: So he’s a limp wrist?

as Zorpox closed in on him slowly, he turned around desperately looking for place to retreat to, it was then that he found himself on the edge of the cliff that he and his team had scaled not even an hour ago.

All 8: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

He turned back to face Zorpox, there was still one way out…. A technique that Vegeta had taught him, Ron rose his one useable hand to his side and started to gather all the energy he had left.

Sam: Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Final Attack! Run away!

His hand suddenly started to crack with green energy, Ron thrust his hand forward and started to speak,
"FINAL SH..MMMPH!" Rons desperate voice was suddenly muffled as Zorpox shot forward and grabbed his mouth with one hand and grabbed Ron's good hand by the wrist with his other hand and lifted him up off the floor.

Jerry: You know he doesn’t need to say the name of the attack for it to work.
Sam: Retarded Anime Logic dictates that he does.
Jerry: Fuck!

"…GAME OVER!" Zorpox screamed a second before smashing Rons face into the ground, Ron's body suddenly went limp, Zorpox stood up straight and kicked Ron causing him to roll over and as he did everyone including Kim saw his white eyes.

Zack: I just don’t want to see his brown eye.

With a smirk Zorpox kicked Ron one last time, this time kicking Ron right over the ledge and Zorpox watched as Ron's body fell and disappeared into the darkness.
Smiling due to what he though was a job well done, Zorpox turned to face the tear soaked face of Kim Possible and smiled,

Trent: Your boyfriend now sucks cocks in hell!

"Ooops! Are you angry that I've taken him from you… again?", as Zorpox finished his sentence Kim felt herself being consumed by anger.

Jess: Generic villain line!

Kim clenched her hands into fists and bared her teeth,

Jerry: Maybe you if you bared your tits he’d stop attacking you.
Brad: As well as make this fic worth reading.
Mike: Nothing could do that.

"…First you take my husband…. Then my parents…. Then Yori and now Ron" Kim rose her head and looked deep into Zorpox's eyes.
"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" Kim screamed as she blasted from the ground and flew through the air towards Zorpox, Jim and Tim who had been watching the entire thing decided they have had enough of watching.

Lauren: They then decided to pee their pants.

"Hicabicaboo?" Tim asked and received a smile from his brother
"HOOSHAA!" Jim replied, and encouraged by there Kim's actions the twins followed there sister into combat.

Jess: I still say they’re stroking out.

The rest of the resistance saw the siblings and decided to follow suit, Mr Barkin and Trunks were the first to follow, Trunks grabbed Ron's discarded sword ready to fight with it, they were followed by Wade, Monique and Bonnie, soon enough the entire resistance were rushing towards a smiling Zorpox.

Trent: This won’t work, stupid shit happens, Ron comes back and wins.

Meanwhile at the bottom of a large fissure laid the broken and beaten body of a Saiyan boy, his finger twitched momentarily before laying still again, bit by bit his eyes cracked open, all he could see was blackened rocks, he slowly turned over trying to ignore the pain in hid chest and arm and looked up, far above him was the cliff he had been thrown from, from above he could see flashes of light and sounds from explosions.
As he laid there his thoughts wondered to his life over the past few months, being kicked out of team Possible,

Zack: I wouldn’t call two people a full team, especially if you’re one of the two.

his parents murder at the hands of Monkey Fist, his training from Vegeta, his new home, his second family and his girlfriend Pan. When his mind brought up Pan he felt his heart skip a beat,

Jess: He then died of a heart attack.

and all he could think about that moment is that he wanted desperately to see her again, he wanted nothing more than to just hold her, he wanted nothing more than to be with the one he loved.

Jerry: Oh what kind of bullshit Hallmark ending is this?

"…Love.." he repeated, this time out loud and it was that moment that he realized that he truly did love her.

Jess: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

"I…. I love you Pan…" with his last words said, Ron's eyes closed as he started drifting into the realm of the unconscious.

Mike: Just die you horrible, horrible character.

Then in the darkness a voice sounded,

Lauren: *Pan* I want you inside me.

"Stoppable-san…" it was soft, almost like an echo, then it sounded again, this time louder,
"Stoppable-San!"

Trent: Hey look, it’s the stupid shit.

Ron struggled to open his eyes as he recognize the voice,
"Y-Yori?" Ron asked softly, he looked from left to right looking for the source of the voice
"I-I can't see you", Ron was again quiet waiting for an answer, for a moment there was nothing, the first thought that came to his mind was that he was losing his mind from his blood loss, but then he heard it again.

Jess: *Yori* You’re dead too asshole.

"It is me Stoppable-San, I am talking to you from Other World", in an instant Ron understood, Vegeta had told him about the place called other world, it was the place we go after we die, it was then that Ron felt he had to say something,

Lauren: I think that’s called the After Life dumbass.

"Yori, I'm so sorry, I couldn't save you! I couldn't even avenge you", Ron apologized as tears fell from his eyes.
"I don't blame you Stoppable-San, but you can still save everyone else", Ron heard this and couldn't help but let out a small laugh,
"Yori, I am completely out of energy…. And I can't use my left arm" Ron spoke softly,

Jerry: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Sam: No?
Jerry: Yes!
Brad: Yes?
Jerry: NO!
Trent: Maybe?
Jerry: No!
Zack: Why no?
Jerry: Because he’s ripping off a scene from Dragon Ball Z almost word for fucking word.
Sam: No.
Jerry: *Komodo* Yeeeeees!
Jess: Wow, so his climax is a rip off?
Jerry: Yes! I guarantee that this will be a complete copy of when Gohan fought Perfect Cell and Goku talked to him from the After Life.

"I know, but there I am with someone who can help you", a moment later Yori's voice was switched by someone else's, a man with a serious yet very familiar voice.
"So you're Ron huh? Nice to meet'cha", the voice was almost like that of a kid and yet Ron could sense some urgency in the words, it was then that he realized whom was speaking to him
"G…Goku…. You're Goku aren't you!" Ron asked with a surprised look on his face,

Jerry: FUCKING CALLED IT!
Lauren: Wow.

"Wow! Got it on the first try, you're good" Goku's voice sounded surprised yet amused.
"Ok kid, I have a move that will beat Zorpox once and for all, just follow my instructions…" Goku's voice had changed again, this time it was deadly serious, Ron sighed as he spoke,

Jerry: The fucking Spirit Bomb.

"Like I said to Yori, I am completely out of energy and I cannot use one of my arms" Ron finished speaking and listened for Goku's reply,
"You don't have to worry about that, the technique uses energy from the earth itself… Just follow my instructions"

Jerry: YES! You predictable mother fucker!
Mike: Wow.

Back up on the top of the cliff the resistance were losing a hopeless battle, Trunks laid on the ground with Ron's sword next to him, his clothes singed, Wade, Jim and Tim were on there knees breathing heavily, Monique and Bonnie were busy helping Kim to her feet, and all the while Zorpox stood proud of himself as he calmly clapped his hands,

Trent: I called this part.
Jess: Yes you did.

"Well done… well done, I hardly knew you all had it in you, but as you can see, I'm the one still standing", Zorpox stood gloating.
Kim opened her mouth to say something but was suddenly cut off when she heard a voice seemingly coming from nowhere,
"EVERYBODY LISTEN!", the voice was easily recognizable and could be heard by everyone in the resistance,
"Y-Yori!" Kim asked,

Lauren: *Yori* No it’s Santa Claus you dumbass!

"LISTEN, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO BEAT ZORPOX BUT WE NEED YOU'RE HELP, PLEASE EVERYONE RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR, LEND US YOUR ENERGY", Yori's voice boomed through the air.

Zack: Throw your hands in the air!
Mike: And wave them like you just don’t care!

Kim thought about it for a moment before reluctantly raising both her hands into the air, almost immediately she felt every drop of her energy leave her and she fell to the ground breathing heavily, slowly everyone else followed Kim's example and all rose their hands into the air, Wade, Tim, Jim, Monique, Bonnie, Trunks and even Will rose his hands reluctantly and in an instant there energy left them.

Jess: Sounds like a great plan there.

Zorpox looked at the sight in front of him with a confused look on his face,
"What the hell!"
Lauren: Uh, other direction I think.

Zorpox got ready to attack just incase they were trying something, Zorpox looked at Kim but she wasn't looking at him, she was looking behind him, Zorpox looked behind himself to see what was happening and that's when he saw it, a huge orb of blue energy as big as a large house raising slowly from below the cliff, after the orb came fully into view Zorpox saw something else, underneath the orb of energy was a Black haired man with one arm dangling at his side and the other hand pointing up into the air as if holding up the energy above him, the man and the energy continued raising into the air until it was at least 100 meters above him and then the man spoke and everyone knew who it was,

Jerry: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

"ZORPOX! THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE PEOPLE OF EARTH….. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE! SPIRIT BOMB!" with one wave of his hand the blue ball of powerful energy shot towards Zorpox.

Jerry: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP, OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Zorpox braced himself, with a quick look behind him he realized everyone else had scattered, he turned back to the so called spirit bomb and smiled,
"So ya wanna play catch?" Zorpox threw his hands in front of him ready to stop the energy.

Sam: Oh my god just fucking die.

The bomb hit its target, Zorpox held the bomb back with his out stretched arms, his feet digging into the ground and skidding backwards, acting quickly he powered up to his super Saiyan form and stopped moving backwards, Ron watched the entire thing in surprise,

Jerry: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!

"No…. NO DAMNIT!" Ron screamed as Zorpox got a foot hold and started pushing the Bomb back where it came from.
Ron thought desperately for another way out when suddenly a green blur shot in front of him and he heared a feminine voice shout,

Jerry:


Sam: Gee, I wonder if this part is ripping off something.

"GO-BLASTER!" Ron looked closely at the figure in front of him as a green energy beam blasted from her hands and slammed into the Spirit bomb trying to force it down on top of Zorpox, Ron realized who it was
"S-SHEGO!"
Shego turned to face Ron even as the green beam poured out of her hands,
"Stoppable, you had better hurry and think of something!"

Jerry: GAAAAAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

As Ron continued to think of some way out of this the resistance all saw what Shego was doing, Kim was the first to join in, she shot up next to Shego and fired a blast of her own into the Spirit bomb and soon enough everyone had joined them, Tim and Jim fired there own red and green blasts into the bomb, Monique Bonnie and Wade all combined their three separate beams into one, Mr barkin placed his hands together and shouted,

Brad: MIND CRUSH!

"THIS WAS MY MASTERS ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAA!", a huge blue beam of energy blasted at the spirit bomb, finally Trunks joined them, his arms shot in different random directions for a few second before he put them together and screamed,

Zack: EXODIA! OBLITERATE!

"BURNING ATTACK!", and another blast emerged from trunk's hands and hit the spirit bomb.
But despite all the energy pushing against him, Zorpox still continued to push back the bomb.
Ron watched what the resistance was doing and tried desperately reason with them,
"NO STOP! You've given too much energy already", he shouted only to be ignored
Ron closed his eyes as he thought to himself,

Jess: This is the worst fan fic ever!

"Damn! I don't have enough Sens….THAT'S IT!" Ron's eyes snapped open as the answer hit him in the face, he looked down and saw his pouch still tied to his belt, he quickly reached into it and pulled out a single Sensu Bean and popped it into his mouth, chewing it quickly and swallowing Ron felt a sudden rush of energy as all his strength returned, Ron used his energy and quickly powered up to his super Saiyan form, he then raised one hand in the air at his side and gathered all his energy, suddenly his hand started sparking with green energy again,

Jerry:

Mike: What the hell is that!?
Trent: The beast that will be haunting my dreams until I die screaming.

"Lets try this one last time….. FINAL…", the resistance felt a sudden energy spike come from behind them and without even looking they instinctively moved out of the way as Ron unleashed his technique

Jerry: EAT A DICK!

"…..SHINE!", Ron trusted his hand forward a gargantuan Beam of neon green energy shot from his palm, Zorpoxs eyes widened as he felt the enormous energy heading for him.
The attack hit its target, the green energy smashed into the spirit bomb forceing it down on top of Zorpox and everyon heared him scream,

Zack: *Zorpox* I’ve been beaten by the power of love!
Brad: That’s the power of love!

"WHAT? THIS CANT BE… ARRRHHHHHHHH!"
The explosion was amazing, as the spirit bomb finally completed its purpose the very earth shook.
A moment later everything was still, there was a huge ditch between Ron and the distance the Spirit bomb had traveled, he scanned the area quickly as was everyone else but they felt nothing, Zorpox's power force had completely vanished.

Lauren: As did any remaining quality in this story.
Sam: There was quality to begin with?
Lauren: Point.

"H-He did it…. HE DID IT!" Wade shouted with a smile, in an instance the resistance started cheering and clapping, Ron notised Kim had a smile on her face, it was the first time he had seen this Kim smile, he was about to say something when he noticed something, laying in the ditch where Zorpox had once been laid the Lotus blade, Ron flew down and landed on the ground, he walked to the blade when he suddenly felt something, just a tiny spark of a power level.

Jerry: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!

Ron turned and saw someone half buried in rubble, he got closer and recognized the black hair and blue skin,
"Zorpox….. Do you even know how to die?" Ron said softly as he shadowed over Zorpox's shaking form, there were multipul injuries all over his body and he was being crushed by a couple tons of rock,

Brad: No, it’s just like this author doesn’t know how to write.

"I… could… ask….. You… the… same…. Question…" Zorpox wheezed between gasps.
The resistance landed near Ron and gasped at the sight in front of him,
"I… I have one last thing….. to tell you…." Zorpox spoke as a small trickle of blood fell from his mouth,

Zack: Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

"… Monkey fist…. Is being trained…. By someone called Freeza"
Ron looked down at his fallen alter self with confusion and shock,
"Why are you telling me this" Ron asked quietly as Kim walked up to listen as Zorpox answered the question,

Mike: *Zorpox* I’m so evil I have to set up the sequel!

"You fool….. You are me…. As long as you kill Monkey Fist you will still become me….. AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, I WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO COME BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!", Zorpox started screaming the last few words and then started laughing loudly, as Ron listened to Zorpox laughing he could have sworn it was Monkey Fists voice.

Jerry: Now allow me to continue SHOUTING AT RANDOM!

Losing his temper and deciding he had heard enough Ron raised his hand and fired one last powerful baem directly into Zorpox,

Sam: “Baem?” Oh my god you suck.

"HAAAAAA", Ron screamed as the beam completely obliterated Zorpox right down to the last molecule, it was finally over, Zorpox was destroyed.
A moment later Ron turned around and walked slowly towards the Lotus blade, it was lodged in the ground and still glowing black, Ron reached down and picked it up, he felt a sudden surge as a blue energy seeped out of his hand and into the blade slowly turning it back to its bright blue color, after it finished changing he looked up and about 10 feet in front of him he saw three ghostly figures, they were intangible but they were easy to identify, the first two were Mr and Mrs Possible holding hands, Mrs Possible spoke up,

Jerry: UGH! FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE THAT IMPREGNATED YOUR MOM!
Lauren: Holy shit.
Mike: Wow, that’s wrong in every conceivable way.

"Thank you Ronald." Mrs possible spoke softly followed by Mr Possible
"Good job son" with that said the Possibles disappeared from sight and left only the third person, Yori,

Jess: *Yori* Hi I’m Hayden Christansen!

"Until the day we again meet, Stoppable-San" Yori spoke with a bow before fading away.
After Yori faded away one last figure appeared, at first it looked he was looking into a mirror as he saw a taller and much older version of himself, with his normal skin tone.
"Thanks a lot dude, I owe you one…. Tell KP I'll catch her on the flip side" the alternate Ron spoke coolly as he turned and started walking away as he fade into nothing and Ron smiled.

Brad: That’s retarded.
Sam: And “coolly” isn’t a word you illiterate bastard.
Zack: Fooly Cooly?
Jerry: Furi Kuri.
Trent: Heh, boobs.

Ron turned back to the resistance who were all looking at him as if waiting for him to confirm it was over, Ron simply rode the lotus blade into the air above him and shouted,

Zack: *Ron* I’M GAAAAAAAAY!

"ITS OVER!", as the words left his mouth everyone erupted into applause.

Mike: Thank god.

Ron watched as people started emerging from every crevice, soon enough there were over one-hundred people cheering for the hero including Shego and all of a sudden the future seemed brighter, he could go home, he could re-join his family…. He could see Pan again….. It looked like everything was going to be just fi…. BANG, the air was split by a deafening sound, everyone stopped cheering, Ron felt numb, he looked down and saw a small hole on his chest, he reached up and felt it, when he pulled his hand away he saw blood coating his fingers.

Trent: Hahahahahaha!
Jess: Hahahaha! That’s awesome!
Lauren: Weeeeee!

Ron slowly turned around before falling to his knees, he looked up to see him, Will Du holding a smoking Ki Rifle with a very pleased with himself smile on his face,
"Now…. Zorpox can never come back….." Will said loudly for everyone to hear as if they would thank him, but his expression changed when he saw Ron slowly get back to his feet.

Zack: Hahahahaha! This is fucking retarded!
Mike: Hahahaha! Ghost Ron!

"GRR THIS TIME I'LL PUT ONE BETWEEN YOUR EYES!" Will screamed through bared teeth, he pulled the trigger on his Rifle and another bullet was propelled through the air with a loud BANG..

Brad: Hahahaha! I just want, bang, bang, bang!
Sam: Hahahaha! I don’t want good fan fic, I just want, bang, bang, bang!
Jerry: Hahahahaha!

Ron had to act quickly, he brought the lotus blade up in front of him and with a loud ping the bullet hit and ricocheted off the blade and was sent right back at Will, it went right through him but not without piercing his heart, with a silent gasp Will fell to the ground dead.

All 8:

Ron's body had been put through too much, he had been stabbed, his bones had been broken, he had been crushed and now he had been shot.

Zack: And then a dog raped him!
Trent: Hahahahaha!
Jerry: Yeah, this dog!

Sam: Hahahaha!

As the results of the battle finally took there toll on Ron he collapsed backwards, Kim quickly moved to intercept him and caught his back which caused them both to fall to the ground,
"RON! Hold on we're getting you some help", Kim spoke frantically while trying to stop the flow of blood from Ron's gunshot wound.
"KP….. Catch you on the flip side…." with that Ron closed his eyes,

Mike: Hahahahaha! Whitest, last words, ever!
Jess: Ron died as he lived, white and nerdy!

Kim watched as Ron started slipping away,
"No, Ron please, …. Ron?…RONNNNNN?"

All 8:

To Be Concluded…..

Zack: With more laughter!

Tune in for the final chapter soon, it will be called "The End Of The Beginning", until then, give plenty of reviews and tell me what you think of this chapter. VINcredable signing out.

Mike: You’re hilarious!
Sam: Deaths are funny when you write them!

Chapter 20 - End Of The Beginning

Jerry: The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.
Brad: What?
Jerry: The Smashing Pumpkins song name this guy obviously ripped off.
Brad: Ah.

One Month Later

Jess: Deaths in this fic were still funny as all hell.

Thousands of people stood in the middle of a large field, the sky was a bright blue, the brightest it had been in years.
The field everyone was standing in was once the same place where Zorpox's dark tower stood, all that remained of it now was a pile of rubble.
In the very center of the field was another structure about 50 meters high and covered by a large cloth, in front of the structure stood a small platform with a dozen Mic's and was slowly being approached by a dozen people, Steve Barkin, Monique, Bonnie, Trunks, Tim, Jim and several others including the leader of the old resistance group, Kim Possible.

Zack: *Trunks* Hey from up here does it look like we’re talking into robot penises?

Kim took the stage and everyone fell silent as started to speak,
"Ladies and Gentlemen…. As you know it has been a whole month since our nightmare has ended, it has been a whole month since Zorpox was defeated…. And we have started rebuilding our world, it is time for us to move on with our lives and forget the troubles of our past, but what we must never forget are the sacrifices that people have made to make this possible, everyone here today have lost someone precious to them…." Kim paused for a moment as she fingered a golden ring on her ring finger, after the moment was over she turned to the structure behind her and grabbed the cloth covering it and pulled roughly causing the fabric to fall of the structure revealing a large statue.

Trent: A statue of a giant penis.
Lauren: I can see where the jokes for this chapter are going…
Brad: In my pants!

The statue was of a young man with golden spiky hair, his left arm hung at hid side but his right arm was raised above his head and was holding up a huge blue orb.
"… and so…" Kim continued "…we have erected

Jerry: Heh, erect.

this monument, so future generations will always remember what happened here that day….. Engraved on the plaque at the base of the monument are the names of everyone who gave there lives to save our planet… one last thing, everyone has always known me as Kim Possible, but I now wish to take up my true name, Kimberly Anne Stoppable….thank you" as Kim finished her speech, thousands of people erupted into applause.

Mike: Now strip!

As Kim and the rest of the resistance left the stand a few people walked closer to read the plaque at the base of the statue, it was covered with engravings of hundreds of peoples names including Anne Possible, James Possible and Yori Toshimiru….. Everyone recognized most of the names but they failed to notice the significance of the name at the very top of the list….
…Ronald Dean Stoppable…

Jess: Sucks to be him.

A half-hour later the leading generals of the Ex-resistance reached there old headquarters and Kim turned to face her friends,
"Everyone, I have something to show you", Kim then lead everyone down into the deepest chambers of the base, while they were being lead along by Kim they couldn't help but wonder what was going on.
As they finally came to a stop at a large metal door Kim tapped in a five Digit code on a control panel and the door opened with a hiss and everyone entered a brightly lit room. They made there way across the room before they heared a familiar voice,

Jerry: *Abridged Marik* Bakuuuuura, guess whoooo?
Mike: *Abridged Bakura* Oh bugger.

"Hey guys, miss me?", with wide eyes everyone turned to see a familiar young man sitting in a wheel chair with his left arm in a sling, everyone stood there looking t him for a moment before Tim and Jim found there voices first,
"RON! YOU'RE ALIVE!" they both shouted at the same time before they tackled Ron, chair and all, into a hug,
"Arrhh, guys! Injured…..pain!" Ron said quickly before Tim and Jim got of him quickly.

Lauren: Heh, it’s funny because he’s in pain.

Everyone sat in the deep chamber talking for hours, Kim explained that after the battle a month before, Ron had just barely survived his wounds, fearing that someone else would get the same idea as Will Du, Kim had hidden Ron and with Shego's assistance nursed him back to health, the Ron Stoppable who's name was engraved on the monument back in West City was for the Ron of this world who had died when Zorpox took over his body.

Trent: How convenient.

One Week Later.

Jerry: It's been one week since you looked at me
Lauren: Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry.
Trent: Five days since you laughed at me
Sam: Saying get that together come back and see me.
Brad: Three days since the living room
Jess: I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Zack: Yesterday you'd forgiven me
Mike: But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Everyone stood in in the middle of the chamber where it had all began, the chamber where Trunks had arrived in him time machine with the shrouded warrior Bardok soon to be revealed as Ron, back then they were welcoming him, this time they were saying goodbye, Ron was dressed in a normal black t-shirt and blue jeans, over his shoulder he held a large bag that contained a pair of the clothes Wade had given him and his sword.

Trent: And some dildos.

Ron had just finished saying goodbye to everyone when he turned back to Trunks, Ron held out his hand and in a flash of blue light he conjured the lotus blade, moment later hr threw it to Trunks who caught it by the handle,
"That blade belongs in the hands of a Saiyan, you are the only one here now who fits that description" Ron said Cooley and turned to face Kim.

Jerry: Fooly Cooly!
Zack: Furi Kuri!
Trent: Heh, boobs.


Without saying a word Kim embraced Ron in a tight hug,

Sam: I wonder how cushioned her hugs are…if you know what I mean.

"Thank you Ron, we owe you everything…", Kim let go of Ron reluctantly with tears in her eyes and Trunks spoke up,
"Ron, I have a favor to ask you….", Ron turned to Trunks wondering what was up,

Mike: Kill yourself.

"…I want you to take the time machine back to your world, and then destroy it…", everyone looked at Trunks with shocked looks on there faces, before Trunks continued,

Trent: *Marty* Destroy it?

"…We cannot keep relying on Goku, you and the others, we cannot keep dragging you into our problems, I know now why my father refused to help us"

Mike: Duuuuuuuuuh.

Ron thought for a moment before nodding and jumping up into the cockpit of the time machine,
"I have already set it, just hit the big red activation switch…"
Ron nodded and hit the flashing switch in front of him and with a mechanical whirr the top slammed shut and the machine slowly rose up into the air.
Everyone started waving goodbye, the time machine started flickering with electricity and a second later it disappeared with a flash of light.

Lauren: Hooray for it.

West City - The Present.

Jerry: Great Scott!

Pan sat alone on the patio in front of Capsule Corporation, she had been here everyday for the last five weeks waiting for her boyfriend to come home, over the last month she had changed quite a bit, she had let her hair grow out and it was now past her shoulders but she still wore her bandanna, Pan heard the front doors open and saw Bulma walk out with a tray with two drinks on them,

Zack: Wait, since he had a time machine couldn’t he have just gone back to the same time he left?
Brad: Logic does not exist within these walls!

"Pan honey, I though you might be thirsty", Bulma sat beside Pan and passed her a drink, Pan took a quick drink of her orange juice and looked at her feet with sad eyes, Bulma saw this and spoke,

Jess: Since there’s no Ron for you to drink…
Mike: Wow.

"Don't worry, he'll come….. Back?", Pan looked at Bulma and saw her eyes watching something in the air.
Pan looked around and saw it, small bolts of electricity hanging in the air, and with a flash of bright light it appeared, the thing that Pan had been waiting for the last five weeks, the time machine, Pan watched unable to move as the machine slowly landed and the top opened up and a young man with his arm in a sling hopped out of the cockpit.
Standing up straight Ron saw Pan and spoke,

Jerry: *T-101* I’m back.

"Hiya…. Miss me?", Pan still hadn't found her voice but she had gotten up out of her seat spilling her drink in the process and started running towards Ron.
Ron smiled and opened his arms to receive Pan, when she was about a meter away from him she literally jumped into his arms and wrapped her arms around his head pulling him into a deep kiss.

Sam: That’s deep man.

The kiss lasted more than a minute before there need for air won over there lust, after taking a few breaths Ron whispered something to Pan,

Mike: Ew, I don’t want to know about their lust.

"I love you….", Pan almost melted when she heard these words, the words she had wanted to hear for over a year,
"I love you too Ron…" Pan said giving him a quick peck on the lips.

All 8: GAG.

After reluctantly separating Ron turned around to face the time machine and pressed a small button on the side, in a poof of smoke the time machine disappeared and was replaced by a small Capsule on the ground, Ron bent over and picked it up, Pan was about to ask him what he was doing when Ron suddenly crushed the capsule in his hands leaving only a pile of dust.
A half hour later everyone had caught up, Vegeta had already made plans to pick up Rons training, for some reason Ron neglected to mention his little Ascension, that night they had a feast to celebrate Ron's return, as the night came to a close Ron was up on a high balcony looking out over the landscape bathed n orange light of a setting sun, he couldn't help but remember Zorpox's final words.

Jerry: I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET! NEXT TIME!

"You fool….. You are me…. As long as you kill Monkey Fist you will still become me….. AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, I WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO COME BACK!"
Zorpox's words echoed through his mind, Monkey Fist was being trained by Freeza. His fight against Zorpox may not be over for good and he realized this was not the end, this was only the end of the beginning.
"I'll be ready.." Ron stated.

Sam: I don’t care.

H.F.I.L

Trent: Aka HELL.

A man stood in the darkness, the only source of light came from his glowing golden hair as he stood before his master, Freeza looked down at his disciple and smiled,
"Monkey Fist, you are almost ready….. Soon you will return to you're world, and you will have you're vengeance"
Monkey fist looked up with glowing green eyes…. And smiled.

All 8: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

THE END?

Mike: God I wish it was.

Ron Stoppable, the next Super Saiyan WILL return.

Zack: Damn!

Review and tell me what you though of my first real completed story.

All 8: IT STINKS!

and of corse i need to know mhich of my storys you want me to work on next.

Sam: Learn how to spell first.

Hey guys and girls, it has taken me a while but I have finally decided what story I will be concentrating on…. This one…. Or more accurately the Sequel…

Jess: Crap.

The Next Super Saiyan 2
The Return Of Ron Stoppable

Mike: Laaaaaaame.

I have already created a Trailer for it which will hint you to some of the awesome things in the story.

Trent: A what now?
VincentX: It’s on Youtube.
Brad: …download it, riff on it and upload it.
VincentX: …I might do that now.

To find the trailer, go to you tube and search my user name , VINcredable, also stay tuned for the feature presentation at the end of the trailer, Drakken's Gerkin Adventure.

Lauren: That sounds so wrong.

Take a look at the trailer and review it here on fanfiction dot net.
And be ready, I'm already working on the first chapter of my sequel

Jess: Heaven help us all.
Brad: Come back next time for riffing on the reviews and our own review!

Jerry: Time to finish riffing on the reviews!
VincentX: Oh and apparently you can just see the reviews for specific chapters so I’ll make sure I do that for future MSTs.

that is ace cant what to read the rest of it

Lauren: Wow, did Bakuda write that?

relly good

Jess: You’re retarded.

dude this is good dont drop it for the 24 thing this is so much better

Mike: He wrote a 24 fic?
Sam: Hopefully he gave up after one day.

omg awesome so kool is every1 a super sayian i wonder dat is so kool

Trent: Good lord can’t anyone on this fucking site write properly?

Yori a Super Saiyan, too, and more so, one for quite a long time?

Super Saiyan Ron seems more and more superfluous to this story line. With two Super Saiyans around, and Trunks an Ultra Super Saiyan capable of beating a second stage Cell to a pulp, and almost as strong as a Perfect Cell, why is Ron needed? They could have ganged up on Zorpox and finished him off.
I keep getting to that; and also how Zorpox could have gotten more powerful than Trunks, and how Ron is going to bridge the gap as he's less powerful than Trunks?

Jerry: You’re a fucking nerd.

bervo naice-tauch-on-make booine-into-freedom-faigth
what-nxt-kimposslibe-meets-johnny-qust-hhm

Trent: What the fuck?
Zack: Is that even in any known language?

OMG ur bak yayayayayay!
omg dat was awesome but y yori die *sniff sniff*
omdz if ron ascended den will u carry on lke after diz story...yea u shud do a seires
luvin it keep it goin

Jess: I’m surprised your keyboard hasn’t gained sentience and killed you.

Yea Vin nice setup for the fight. And I like the line from Street Fighter the Movie. Raul Julia and Jean Claude van Damme?

Sam: You’re an idiot.

bervo ron-zarpix-what-about-booine-vs-poroofor-demantor
iam-dying-to-sse-this-happin

Brad: English mother fucker! Do you speak it!?

Awesome chapter keep up the good work and update soon!

Lauren: Oh god this guy copied and pasted that six times in a row…what the…okay he just wrote that for every freaking chapter.
Mike: I hate the fans of this crap almost as much as I hate this author for writing this crap.

bervo-yuri-saupersayin
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lest-see-booine-vs-loliina-lods
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i'd-waish-this-croosover-wood-keep-going-on

Brad: Dear god what is this weirdo snorting?
Jerry: Unfortunately they don’t have a profile so we can’t ask them.

Excellent chapter! It's sad that Yori died but it was mean for Ron to blame Trunks. I can hardly wait for the next chapters and hope we won't have to as long as we did with the last couple of chapters.

Mike: I can see why people would look forward to more.
Lauren: Why?
Mike: Same reason people look forward to seeing the failures on American Idol; self esteem boost. They know they’re not this bad.
Lauren: Hehe.

Why has Yori's death no effect on Trunks? If they're both in the resistance, and the resistance has been around for quite a while he must have known her better and got more feelings for her, whatever nature, than Ron who's only met her once or twice for a very short while.
Also, Super Saiyan 2 has no bulging muscles; the muscles become denser, more like steel cables, and the electric discharges through the flame are blue; as in electricity.
What you've described is Ultra Super Saiyan, which Trunks already is.

Jerry: *Abridged Piccolo* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

I'm glad you were able to return to this, and continue on, despite a busted laptop. I was honestly getting a little ticked at seeing the preview for the 24 fic repeatedly. But you've come back, and brought 2 chapters, so I thank you. Keep up the good work.

Sam: Shut up.

awsome

Jess: You fail.

bervo i saure-yori-can-wishedback-palse
i waish-for-other-cahpters-of-this-croosover-beides-iam-dying-to-know-if-moqiue&kim&jam-time&booine-sayin-dada-waithin

Mike: What is wrong with this guy?
Brad: Kids, that’s the perfect example why you should never do hallucinogenic drugs.

Great mix of DBZ and KP in that chapter. The alternate timeline allows a lot in the way of leeway.
Is this going to be the Golden Ozaruu or just a stronger version of the regular brown? I ask because a second level Super Saiyan wouldn't be able to handle a Golden Ozaruu in terms of power.

Zack: *Abridged Piccolo* NEEEEEEEEERD!

Oh man, you just love to up the challenges for poor Ron... A FREAKING GOLDEN OZARU! I'm not sure he'll be able to do this one alone; even if he's just reached Super Saiyan 2... And then there's that mystery monster this has been following them up the tower(my money's on some version of Cell)? To TD Masters; Trunks is propably keeping all his pain on the inside for now, after all he's a leader (and Saiyan pride is also a factor here) and it'd look bad if he lost his cool in front of everyone (he'll propably show it in private afterwards). Keep up the good work and finish at least one story ASAP! Finally this last comment is directed to dr-fan/mai-lover: slow down and BREATH; seriously your lines run on in a masive jumble of words and hyphens and I find it almost impossible to understand what you are saying...

Mike: Okay I like that last part.
Sam: At least we’re not the only ones who realize that guy is completely insane.

bervo wwhaww-yori-is-daed here -new-faigths0falix-vs-maort-ed how-aer-you-going-falix-ed
booine-vs-the-killer-bes-come-booine-ones-the-bees-some-ass-kicking

Trent: Okay, I’m convinced this guy is a spammer.

bervo-thank-you-nobody-eaver-made-a-funny-respions-to-one-of-my-posts-bey-the-way-iam-aill-raigth
so-i'd-wiash-for-more-croosover-cahpters-of-this-croosover
beides-i-thank-booine-sood-see-some-aticon

Jerry: Attention whore and spammer.
Trent: There we go.

bervo hhm -so yori&kp-mean-eaverthing-to-ron
ive-ben-wiashing-thse-croosovers-waer-made
kp-vs-booine-at-caohatic
also-atomticbatty&kimpooslibe-team-up-to-dr-drrackin&maxis-form-useing-booine-to-free-the-demon-hhm

Mike: What the hell is this freak even saying!?

Man this is great, keep up da ggod work, kk?

Lauren: Insanity, it’s spreading.

bervo the-daerth-of-yori-mioveing&kp&ron-com-kick-zaorpox-fanny-in-do-it-for-yori
why-won,t-ther-be-kp-croosover-haikaira-no-go

Zack: This guy is a freaking asshole.

Well, that was okay, I guess. Wonder though why Trunks didn't attack Gill. What's wrong with him? Indecision?
To EDK: There is no such thing as Saiyan pride with Trunks. Vegeta died before he could teach him anything. Trunks was raised by his mother and trained by Gohan; he has no concept of Saiyan pride aside from a brief mention when Vegeta talked about what Goku would do, just before he surrendered to Cell. And bottling things up... that's stupid. Trunks knows what losing it means to a Super Saiyan especially a human hybrid Super Saiyan: powering up, transformation, ascendancy. The last thing he'd want to do is bottle things up, especially since he's not the leader at all. The one leading everyone here, is Ron.

Jerry: *Abridged Piccolo* NEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Sam: Great, now we’ve got the nerds arguing with each other.

Awesome chapter.

Brad: Lowest, standards, ever.

Been looking forward to your updates. Small piece of advice that I think would make the paragraphs read better. Use descriptions or he/she when refering to a character more than once in a paragraph. If you reread the paragraph where they start fighting Gill together, you'll notice that you say gill a lot. Also, that was one really long sentence, many of those commas could be periods. This story is great, keep up the good work, and I look forward to your next update.

Sam: No duh.

Nice action, loved the assist from KP.
The ending seemed very much in the DBZ style.

Jerry: Aka stretched out and retarded.
Trent: Paris Hilton?
Jess: Yeow.

Nice work.

Mike: No it isn’t.

Awesome fight, was that combined attack with Ron and Zorpox against Gill like the attack with Snake Eyes and Stormshadow from G.I. Joe Sigma Six? And what was the significance of Gill absorting Yori after she was dead?

Zack: What?

Awesome chapter keep up the good work and update soon!

Jess: The reverse of the sentence would be correct.

bervo now-ron&ferinds-face-freeza-in-the-saupersayin
palse-lest-booine-faigth-poroofer-deamntor-or-bee-boits
beides-i-want-see-booine-kick-some-ass/fanny

Sam: STOP BREATHING AND DIE!

OMG so totaly AWESOME i mean come on not many people can write like that.

Zack: Like what? Poorly? Dude, the majority of the people on this site are awful.

loved every bit of it and cnt wait till da nxt chapter come out :)

Jess: Rot.

Great finish with the Spirit Bomb and all the combined attacks. The Otherworld conversations were also a nice touch.
Loved the cliffhanger.

Jerry: IT WAS A RIP OFF!

Good story

Sam: You lie.

and way to go having Shego and everyone else chip-in to try and destroy Zorpox. I do have 2 problems with the use of the Senzu bean at the end though.

1. It was kind of a rip having Ron remember it after all that damage he took, after Yori dying, after using a failing Spirit Bomb.

2. If Ron ate a whole Senzu Bean, not only would he have regained all of his energy but his arm and all of his other injuries would have been heal as well. Making his previous injuries irrevelent after being shot by Will Du.

Jerry: *Abridged Piccolo* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!

I am glad that you're finally going to finish one of you greatest stories. I sincerly hope that you will finish a couple more stories before you begin the sequal to this story.

Mike: No, don’t encourage him.

Nice finish, but I do have a question.

Jerry: How much crack did you smoke?

How is Frieza controlling Monkeyfist? Isn't any supersaiyan stronger than Freiza? Just wondering, I do think Frieza is devious enough to control by other means, I'd just like to know what those are.

Mike: Nerd.

Great story, great ending. I can hardly wait for the sequel. It gonna be funny when Ron finally shows Vegita SSJ2. But until then I am hoping you'll try working on your KP/Yugioh and "Born of Evil's Fire".

Jerry: *Abridged Bakura* Oh bugger.

brvo aam ron-loves-kp-tow-mauch pan-loves-baulma
booyah shego-a-paert-of-freefaigthers
the-faurture-is-at-peicezorpox-is-gone aill-bsuse-a-boy-form-ouer-time&ex-herion-named-shego thank-you

Mike: Someone hunt this guy down and kill him.

...I... I cann't put into words just how much i enjoyed this story and your other storys. Keep it up!

Sam: Replace “enjoyed” with “hated” and “keep it up” with “stop now” and that review would be accurate.

good ring of light

Trent: What?

Hey Vin, go you for completing a Fic. Well done and can't wait for the next Saga. Chat to you later...

Zack: Eat bleach.

Awesome chapter keep up the good work and update soon!

Trent: Ignore him!

While i think many of your other stories where badly done crossover fics of KP/? kind.
But not this one, you found a way to mix both worlds and make sense especially by not destroying key elements in either world just to make sense.

Mike: You lie!

Which in the end gave it live also nice touch with the whole time thing especially because the whole time thingreally sucked dbz in fact it is one of if thee worst time plots ever the only hing that saved the plot was the villian cell and the ever incressing problems he cost.
Now will he look for yori now that he knows she is a decendent?
and what of poor kim will a three way happen with ron and more then one wife ( i can only imagene gohan having an heart attack with that knowledge)

Sam: Uh, right.

i enjoyed reading it. good story.

Mike: Liar!

After reading the entire story, I have one thing: It's great. I really hope for your Stargate SG-1 to be completed.

Zack: You have no taste and low standards.

Nice trailer for your new story! I'm looking forward to seeing it, with Kim's reaction to the fact that Ron is alive and well with "superpowers"...

VincentX: I will be riffing on that once it finishes downloading.

Man, Monkey Fist is so focused on defeating Ron with Freiza's(actual spelling I think) help, that he hasn't even copped onto the fact that they're actually both aliens unless Freiza fed him the story that Goku's older brother tells us at the start of DBZ(he could still think that what he has is Mystical Monkey Power and not alien DNA) and that Freiza preformed whole-sale genocide on the species he is now part of! Somehow though, I get the feeling that as long as Monkey Fist gets his hands on Ron to defeat him, he just won't care enough about any of that(like Broli's obsession with Goku)... Boy, won't it a huge surprise to him to learn that there are others in this world with the same kind of power, if not greater than him and Ron!

All 8: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

Kim is also going to be shocked to meet Son Pan, Ron's new girlfriend, after all I think Pan will have a few "things" she'll want to talk to Kim about... Also, could you turn Pan into a full-blood Saiyan somehow, with the ability to go up to Super Saiyan 4 eventually, with enough training?If not during this Saga, at least in the end of the entire story, she has the heart of a true Saiyan beating within her!

Zack: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

While you are working on the new story, could you prehaps give some of the other stories some new chapters, just to show that you're still working on them...

Sam: I hate you.

bervo ah ron-loves-kp-tow-maunch so ron&pain-can,t-become-a-ime
palse-have-kp&rone&booine&yori-faigth-the gayu-force-partty-palse

Jess: Gayu Force?
Jerry: That’s…actually pretty accurate.

Sam: Okay, I love this next one.

FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME DR-FAN/MAI-LOVER(AND I HOPE THAT THIS TIME, THE MESSAGE SINKS IN, IF NOT...) PLEASE USE THE SPELLCHECKER, SPACE OUT YOUR SENTENCES TO MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY AND QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE THE PAIRING TO A RON/KIM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PAIRING, READ A DIFFERENT STORY!(Is breathing hard after that message to the above person)

Zack: Hahahaha!

It's the AUTHOR'S final call on who gets paired with who, we should just read the story and see if we enjoy the skill in writing and style, not who gets paired up. Honestly, you're starting to act like one of those Knights of the True Fiance in the Ranma fanfiction section...

Trent: Hahahaha!

What they did was keep flaming without mercy, any author that decided to write any different pairing for Ranma that wasn't a Ranma/Akane, reguardless of how good the actual story was! Hello people, this is FANFICTION, not CANON, we're allowed to pair up different people for our stories, even those who wouldn't take a second glance at each other in the canon show... Why waste our time going over the same pairings over and over, when we can do new and unusal things, for example turning Ron into a Saiyan(or any of the other things he's done) was a masterstroke on VINcredable's part! This is the main reason people write fanfiction, that whole "what-if" factor...

Mike: Wow, this is hilarious.

Sorry about that VINcredable, just needed to get my point across to dr-fan/mai-lover! If ANYONE who reads this knows that person's e-mail address or some site that he visits often, please send them a copy of this because I'm sick and tried of trying to figure out every review that they write, only to find them trying to change the pairing to a Ron/Kim, it's just done far too often, and besides it's always the AUTHOR'S final call, and review are just for friendly comments and suggestions, not demands to make a story a certain way.

Jerry: Dude we stopped trying to figure out that retard’s posts after the first one.

Though a fight with the Ginyu force could be interesting...

Jess: You’re an idiot.

Wow great story. The only bad thing I have to say is that Trunks' sister's name is Bra not Bulla.

Jerry: Thank you.

what is the name of the new story?i am looking forward it

Brad: Stupid Crap.

well it was good while it lasted i cant wait for the sequal hum maybe we can get some other animes into the mix like naruto since ron already has a little training as a shenobi pluse skills like summoning and stuff like that couldnt hurt

Lauren: What the hell?

bervo youer-not-the-first-one-to-git-atter-me-about-my-post-look-iam-sarroy-about-my-posts

Trent: Okay I understood that. If you’re sorry then why don’t you type properly asshole?

Hey there VINcredable.
Just writing this review to tell you, I love that video preview on yutube. Looks like you've got one heck of a story planned for us. I can't wait to see what happens if Kim finds out not only is Ron alive, but he has a girlfriend. Hey, request. How about a sparring match between Kim and Pan. All it needs is Micheal Buffer and you've got a championship match. (Kidding about Buffer.) Hey! How about Shego vs. Vegeta as well. I'd like to see her taken down a peg or two sometimes.

Jess: Nerd.

Until you update, see you next time
K-Dog the Fire Beast

Brad: Wow, that’s the dumbest name ever.

bervo here -iade-picter-this what-if-show&ferinds-wahernot-first-one-waithin-x-zone-other-aer-kp&ron-new-newst-idatin-bike-deilve-waith-booine-as-onwer

Mike: STOP TYPING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

bervo this distubs me about poweraiger-dragionforce&yug-oh
-iime-of-laigth
beides i caer about booine i wood love-to see-booine
faigth-the-bebe-boits
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Trent: I have no idea what this douche is saying.

Go for it dude it should be prity good for a sequel to the Next Super Saiyan maby have monkey fist attack kim with Ron saving her and teaching her how to harness the same power he now has.
yours matthew 'the blade' bromley
ps. when are you going th update transformers and the keyblade wars.
email me

Jerry: Uh…what?

bervo i woder if mr-b&-booine&kp-have-ki-power-waithin
-ouer-timeleine-i'd booine-vs-the bees-boits come-on-needs
needs-peice-of-atcion
or-howabout the-taeormaet

Mike: Die in a fire.

When will you begin the second one? I really can't wait to see how Kim will react when Ron comes back.Will Ron become super sayian 3 or even more, like the greatest warrior, even better than Goku? hope so. begin as soon as possible please

Zack: Please don’t.

THis is an awsome story. I love it. you're a genus.

Jerry: You use that word “genius” I don’t think it means what you think it means.

I love the part where eveyone thinks ron is dead,but he really isn't and he saves KP and the others. You have done what I love to read. Many heartfelt thanks.Saiyanara!

Sam: NEEEEEEEEERD.

Are you going to make Ron evil, again? Nonononono Bad bad bad bad bad badb ad bad idea.Sereously.

Jess: Yes, this fic is bad.

good. I like the -go-into-the-past-,-but-not-influence-it.deal. Great stuff.

Trent: No it’s not.

i take back what I said about zopox being a bad idea. I see where you where going with it now. again wonderful.

Lauren: Ugh.

"My shadow is the only one who walks beside me"
That was teh best damn fanfiction I have read. And I have read some dusies.

Brad: Aka all he read was “Rise of a Saiyan God” because anything is good compared to that.

It's me again. keep up the story man. It's great. good luck

Mike: Ugh.

bervo picuters-this a kp-croosover-backugain-battle-braws
dan-haires kp&ron-to-save-alice,s-grpa-to-top-off-monquie&tra&booine-aer-backugain-peros-hhm

Lauren: What the hell?

come on when are you going to put on the next super saiyan 2 I'm DIYING to read it

Sam: Keep dieing.

The Next Supr Saiyan the return of Ron Stoppable sounds great. Have you posted it yet? I can't find it if you have. Sounds great. * Read Rokubi * everyone.

Zack: He read what?
Jess: I don’t want to know.

i loved the stoy pitty about the parnership eding though i am also writn a dbz kp cross over 2 well done buddy
ps could you put the first chapter of the retur of ron stoppable on plz

Trent: Learn English.

Great story! Sorry I didn't leave reviews in previous chapters but I just had to read it all the way through without stopping. :)
Heh, Vegeta's going to be in for a surprise when he finds out that Ron's ascended! lol! You're so good with making videos based on stories that I wonder if I should have you make a video for any of my KP stories such as "Forget me not" which, just like this story is going to have a sequel or one of my crossovers like "Starfighter" or "Kim and the Ghostbusters" lol! I'd do it myself but I lack any video to do any actual of the actual work.

Sam: Kim and the Ghostbusters?
Jerry: If there’s something strange, in your neighborhood…who you gonna call!?
Jess: Ghost Kim!

coolness

Zack: No.

hey good story but if this is after GT then why doesnt vegeta have his tail because he got his tail back so he could go super sayin 4 to help defeet omega shenron with goku I'm just wondering

Jerry: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

this fanfic was subpar at best. it riddled with very big plot holes. and I had to force my self to finish it
sorry but if it was fleshed out more had some polishing up here and there and stop making ron a gary sue
not the good kind of gary stu but the bad kind

Lauren: Hahaha! The first good review…despite the awful grammar.

Awesome story. I can't wait until the next story.

Zack: You lie.

DEVIL MAY CRY IS SWEET! Nice story.

Brad: Yes to the first, hell no to the second.

Very funny ch LOL!

Trent: You fail at life.

I like your cross-story. I'll be reading the rest later today.

Mike: You’ll regret that.

Interesting...weird, but interesting. Danm...Married? I would be so happy to hear that but this is a different type of story...ackward...

Jess: If by “different” you mean “terrible” then yes, yes it is.

VincentX: Alright, now for us; verdicts?

Jess: Crap.
Jerry: Crap.
Lauren: Crap.
Trent: Crap
Brad: Crap.
Sam: Crap.
Mike: It sucked crap.

VincentX: Let me give a breakdown on this fic:

Spelling/Grammar/Punctuation:
Awful, there were hundreds, if not thousands, of spelling errors running rampant throughout this entire story. All these errors could have been easily picked up by Word, a Web Browser like Firefox or even by just proofreading, which you obviously never did. I understand this is your first story, but there is never an excuse for having this many errors.
Grammar was also a nightmare and the errors were not only plentiful, but consistant as well. For example, you do realize that “there,” “their,” and “they’re” are three forms of that word right?
Punctuation was also a mess; if you have a “?” you don’t put a period after it, that’s wrong and it looks sloppy. Also you had run on sentences everywhere; seriously, a sentence can’t be half a page.
Overall if I was an English Teacher I would’ve failed you and sent you back a grade for all this.

Structure:
Inconsistant and messy are words that come to mind. First off I will say the script format can work; but you don’t need to put “Ron said” if you already have his dialogue set up as:
Ron: Yadda, yadda.
Pick a dialogue style and stick with it; don’t change twice or if you feel that a scene needs to have non-script format, then just pick the big scenes, don’t change completely part way as that comes off as sloppy.
Oh and do not write in all caps to show a character is shouting; that’s sloppy, lazy and just makes your fic look terrible. People aren’t stupid (well most people aren’t), if you italicize where needed and just use an exclamation point at the end of the sentence then it’s obvious where emphasis and shouting are.

Story:
Okay, I understand this was your first story and the plot for a first story is usually either accidentally brilliant, a mess or just really dumb (my first story involved Gohan and Raditz fusing for example); this was just plain dumb and weird. Almost everyone in the story was out of character and it was obvious you turned Ron into a “Gary Stu” or a self-insert style character. The “romance” with Ron and Pan was a mess and it’s obvious you have no experience with pairing up characters. My personal tip for relationships is to wait until you’ve written more until you try writing them.
The plot was directionless at times and the entire trip back in time served no real purpose except to pad the story out. Also there were plot holes and inconsistencies either just within the story or with the source material all over the place.
Oh and a much better plot twist for the part where Kim says “You, you took him away from me" would have been if you revealed that she and Ron had a son and Zorpox turned the son evil and made Kim fight him. That would’ve been so much better than anything in this story.

Overall this story is a mess; you tried to do way too much with the little writing experience that you have and it shows. My suggestion is to not write a sequel as it would just compound the messy plot and to pick source material that has more character depth. I will compliment you on citing what you used as source ideas such as the lines from Devil May Cry 3. Not enough people give credit to things like that and I like it when authors admit that they used someone else’s content.

Post Note: I also MST'd this guy's "video preview" which was actually just a REALLY crappy KP/DBZ/GT music video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJjeKAK8Sgw