Allright...as we all know, Sanjaya is the WORST singer on American Idol. Or, at least he was...heh heh heh...anyways, Sanjaya has been polluting our ears with his incredibly poor singing, while at the same time gouging or eyes out from the inside with his insane hairstyles. He has been jerking our chains for about 6 weeks now, and each week he takes down another potentially good singer. Chris Sligh, Gina, you name it, they were all taken down, with Sanjaya not even in the damn bottom 3.
And why? A few reasons.
- Dell Customer Service Indians
- Howard Stern
- votefortheworst.com
- asswipes who want to make the competition more interesting
- actual Indians
- that one girl who cried for him
The list goes on.
Until last week, that is.
After showing off his freaky hairstyle on Tuesday and getting insane booing at the Dodgers game on Monday, it was a major shock when Sanjaya got in the bottom 3 on Wednesday night with Blake and LaKeesha. The whole block hold my voice screaming "YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the exact second I heard "Sanjaya, you...are going home." Then he cried like a little girl. Loser.
Now, the REAL competition can begin and Idol will start to get better. Unfortunately, now we have incredibly bland hairstyles. Meh, you take the good, you take the bad, I guess.
Now, PARTAY.