Three armor clad knights walked into a local tavern and announced, "Under the order of King Arthur VII, the Knight Sir Infernoh is under arrest!" No one answered. The knights moved toward a man drinking a glass of ale. "Sir Infernoh, you are under arrest under the order of K-" "Fuck off." the man said. "Hahaha, watch what you SAY!" the leading knight yelled. He threw a punch at the man, striking him hard on the face. The man in black clothing laughed a bit, then blew a burst of flame at the knight, sending him screaming and stumbling back into a table. His hair, still flaming, caught a glass of beer on fire. The man in black laughed at the knight and calmly walked out of the bar.

WORST. RP. EVAR! [/JohnStewart]