1) I am the lord your fed-head, you will have no other fed-heads before me

2) If you have a problem with me, refer to rule #1

3) Private issues or problems between you and another member of the forums should remain private. Please don't be a child and post it on the boards like a whiney baby for all the world to see. If you do so, the wrath of God will descend upon you.

4) Blatantly insulting behavior is prohibited. This includes insults to both posters and lurkers and roleplayers alike. By all means feel free to critique the roleplays in our feedback forum or debate current events on the debate forum--but do not critique the person or their opinions/beliefs. Tempers may run high, but, keep all discussions civil, please. "Flame War" participants, regardless of "who started it", will be dealt with severely.

5) You are not entitled to know what all is going on behind the scenes.....especially but not just as it relates to backstage heated drama. So if you hear of behind the scenes drama and you make it public, expect immediate, swift and severe punishment.

6) Some people may be viewing these boards at a workplace. Some of our fed members may have children and their wandering eyes may happen upon things seen here. That being said, be sure to use your head about the content you post here on the boards. If you think it might be inappropriate, kindly put the word "warning" in brackets ( [ ] ) out by your topic title. Our moderators and myself will be monitoring the boards for these things.

7) I believe in second chances yet also I realize that I must have some kind of system of justice set in stone. That said, allow me to explain the three strike policy. The first offense will result in little to no punishment, just a severe talking to and word of warning. The second offense will bring about mild to moderate punishment. The third offense will bring about severe punishment and the liklihood of suspension for a period of time. If you continue to be disruptive after the third offense, the moderators and myself will discuss the possibility of a much longer period of suspension or even a termination of your contract.

8) Religion will not be a topic of discussion unless you can be nice about it. In other feds I was in that shall remain nameless, the people there acted like complete jackasses in relation to religion and religious folk and were not respectful of them. I don't care if you hate religion. Your hatred of religion is NOT welcomed on my boards, so if you want to rant about religion, do it elsewhere. But if you do it here, your post will be immediately deleted.

9) Just in case there is something here that I did not cover I shall cover it now in this one broad sweeping rule: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE! Acting like an asshole COULD get you automatic termination! So be nice, you jerks.

10) Signatures shouldn't be an issue. For goodness sake, its just a signature. But sometimes people, during a political season, may put up some political pics in their sig. Let me just put it this way: do not put any pictures or text in your signature that is intended to piss someone off or offend someone. No anti-something or anti-someone pics or text. This applies to political stuff or otherwise. Oh and btw, you seeing a picture of someone you hate in someone's signature doesn't apply. If you hate Barak Obama and you see a pro-Obama picture in someone's sig, don't go whining to me because I will ignore you. If you hate George W. Bush and you see his picture in someone's sig, don't go whining to me about it because I will ignore you.

11) I reserve the right to randomly add things to this as I see fit