Things I have learned from video games.

[beanstheclown]

1. Medpacks cure all disease...including radiation poisoning!
2. Kleptomania is not a disease. It's a survival instinct.
3. The laws of physics are just suggestions.
4. DO A BARREL ROLL!
5. No matter how impervious an enemies armor is the engineers will always
leave a weak spot (usually somewhere near a head or other vital organ).
They're dumb like that .
6. Monster carcasses hold many valuable things, like money, potions, and
new weapons!
7. Stay away from stained glass windows.
8. Anyone can wield a weapon like an expert if they just believe enough
9. Evil dictators and or villains always keep their useful items in crates.
10. Don't mess with guys who have glowing eyes.

Feel free to add to the list

[Foxy Dude]

11: No matter where you are, there is usually a princess that needs saving, and you will usually have to go through several dungeons and castles before you actually find her.
12: You don't need to worry about getting killed or dying. Just keep a few extra lives on hand!
13: Nothing ever really dies. It can always come back somehow...
14: Check in people's closets. They usually won't mind, even if you take something and keep it!
15: There are too many people that want to take over/destroy the world/universe and every one of them has a meniacle laugh.
16: It is possible to carry a handgun, rifle, machine gun and bazooka all at the same time, without any backpacks or other carrying devices. And you can keep them hidden!
17: There is always a higher being watching you, controlling your every movement and thought...
18: You can always find just what you need if you look for the shiny things.
19: Ammo, health, and other important things can usually be found just laying around on the ground, on desks, tables, etc.
20: If you look cool, you are cool!

[beanstheclown]

21. If they look like your best friend, and the act like your best friend, and they sound like your best friend, they are probably your worst enemy.

22. All civilians are complete idiots who will jump in front a moving bullet at the slightest provocation. Especially if they are the only one that can open the door, hack the computer, etc.

23. All heroes come equipped standard with an inter dimensional wormhole in their pants pocket/backpack

24. It is perfectly fine to break smash and shatter the belongings of others so long as your doing it for a good cause.

25. Not only do aliens leave their evil plans in conveniently accessible locations but they are nearly always in English to boot.