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CaptainOrangeHorn: -covers eyes-
CaptainOrangeHorn: Mine eyes! They burn!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Someone!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Anyone!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Save me!

NicoTheWonderful is online.
NicoTheWonderful: Your eyes?
NicoTheWonderful: Why are they burning?
NicoTheWonderful: Have no fear, my love!
NicoTheWonderful: I shall save you =D
NicoTheWonderful: ...From what, exactly?

CaptainOrangeHorn: I took a break from my essay and turned on TV.
CaptainOrangeHorn: And was assailed by a sight most vile!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Needless to say, I turned it off immediately.
CaptainOrangeHorn: And unplugged the TV.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Just in case.

NicoTheWonderful: Oh dear, that sounds dreadful.
NicoTheWonderful: I"m terribly sorry I can't be there to console you.
NicoTheWonderful: What was the vile site, darling?

CaptainOrangeHorn: It was...
CaptainOrangeHorn: Brace yourself.
CaptainOrangeHorn: ... Barney.

NicoTheWonderful: ...
NicoTheWonderful: Dear Lord, Ioan.
NicoTheWonderful: I think I just had a heart attack...
NicoTheWonderful: That show is still on TV?!

CaptainOrangeHorn: Apparently!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Iunno.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Iunno.
CaptainOrangeHorn: We need to band together a team.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Of brightly coloured teenagers with attitude.
CaptainOrangeHorn: ... there was never a purple ranger, right?

NicoTheWonderful: I don't recall a purple ranger.
NicoTheWonderful: But you would know better than me.
NicoTheWonderful: Also, two other things.
NicoTheWonderful: 1) I love your avi.
NicoTheWonderful: 2) Why do you keep signing in?

CaptainOrangeHorn: I would?
CaptainOrangeHorn: Why, thank you, dear!
CaptainOrangeHorn: Why does yours keep changing...?
CaptainOrangeHorn: And it's because I keep having to change computers.
CaptainOrangeHorn: ... and possibly State, too...

NicoTheWonderful: You're quite welcome.
NicoTheWonderful: Because I'm awesome enough to have a rotating avi.
NicoTheWonderful: o.O Why do you keep changing computers...
NicoTheWonderful: And possibly the state...

CaptainOrangeHorn: I'm... bad at sitting still.
CaptainOrangeHorn: It's certainly not because I'm on a cross-country crime streak.
CaptainOrangeHorn: That's just crazy.
CaptainOrangeHorn: And fantastic to no purple ranger!
CaptainOrangeHorn: In that case...
CaptainOrangeHorn: Alpha, Barney has escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

NicoTheWonderful: Well I know that silly.
NicoTheWonderful: You and crime don't mix well.
NicoTheWonderful: Lol you weirdo.
NicoTheWonderful: I didn't watch Power Rangers, remember?

CaptainOrangeHorn: You never know.
CaptainOrangeHorn: I could be a master criminal.
CaptainOrangeHorn: One or two people used to think I was a dealer. -chuckles-
CaptainOrangeHorn: True, which is so lame.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Well, we still need teenagers with attitude.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Teenagers with attitude AND spandex!
CaptainOrangeHorn: And awesome fake weapons.

NicoTheWonderful: Oh a master criminal.
NicoTheWonderful: How sexy (;
NicoTheWonderful: I'm only a teenager for another 35 days, love.
NicoTheWonderful: Hmm, I'm picturing you in spandex....

CaptainOrangeHorn: Oh, Devlesa, I'm giving her ideas.
CaptainOrangeHorn: You know, those Power Rangers were awesome.
CaptainOrangeHorn: They could make things explode just by punching them.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Like magic!

NicoTheWonderful: Hmm, ideas yes.
NicoTheWonderful: I have a feeling you could make things explode.
NicoTheWonderful: Just by punching them.
NicoTheWonderful: Then again, you could probably do it with a thought.

CaptainOrangeHorn: More like by destabilising its molecular composition
CaptainOrangeHorn: and the energetics of its electron and spin fields.
CaptainOrangeHorn: But yeah.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Terry Crews still wins.
CaptainOrangeHorn: He does it just by shouting 'explosion!'
CaptainOrangeHorn: ... holy smokes, Terry Crews is the long lost Lone Power Ranger!

NicoTheWonderful: Well maybe you should go marry Terry Crews.
NicoTheWonderful: By the way
NicoTheWonderful: WHO THE FUCK IS TERRY CREWS?

CaptainOrangeHorn: There's no need to swear...

NicoTheWonderful: Sorry.
NicoTheWonderful: I got excited.

CaptainOrangeHorn: You do that a lot...

NicoTheWonderful: What?
NicoTheWonderful: Get excited?

CaptainOrangeHorn: -nods-
CaptainOrangeHorn: I'd assume so, at least.
CaptainOrangeHorn: You yell a lot =P.

NicoTheWonderful: Only for you baby.
NicoTheWonderful: I do get excited when you're involved.

CaptainOrangeHorn: I don't see why...
CaptainOrangeHorn: I'm not much of a yeller.

NicoTheWonderful: I'm a yeller enough for the both of us.

CaptainOrangeHorn: That's true.
CaptainOrangeHorn: You do like to yell.

NicoTheWonderful: Well it is a hobby of mine since I was little.
NicoTheWonderful: It happens when you grow up with a brother.

CaptainOrangeHorn: ... you know, it just occurred to me that Power Rangers was kind of racist...

NicoTheWonderful: Oh was it?

CaptainOrangeHorn: Well.
CaptainOrangeHorn: The Black Ranger was black.

NicoTheWonderful: Hmm, yes.
NicoTheWonderful: I see your point.
NicoTheWonderful: But I don't recall the pink ranger being pink.
NicoTheWonderful: Then again, wasn't the yellow ranger Asian?

CaptainOrangeHorn: Yes.
CaptainOrangeHorn: Cripes.
CaptainOrangeHorn: My childhood memories! They are dashed!

NicoTheWonderful: Aww, you poor baby.
NicoTheWonderful: I still don't know where you are.
NicoTheWonderful: So I still can't console you.

CaptainOrangeHorn: ...
CaptainOrangeHorn: Well, that last avatar makes it look like you could crawl through my screen, so...

NicoTheWonderful: Is this one better?
NicoTheWonderful: I'm fairly certain you took it.
NicoTheWonderful: Right before I dropped the dress.

CaptainOrangeHorn: ...
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NicoTheWonderful: Did you change computers again?

CaptainOrangeHorn: ... yes.
CaptainOrangeHorn: That's what happens when I start blushing furiously in a room full of people.

NicoTheWonderful: So you're no longer in a room full of people?