Rhyme wiv us V.2, The New Edition

[DJ EGG]

If yall dont know the rules already heres what to know !!!

1.After a person spits you have to rhyme off the last word on his/her last line for e.g

First spit :
Get back on your day job girl whats wrong with you why please/
You acting like you dieing you all crying like you have a diease/

Your spit :
You looking like you taking a shit when the camera man sayz chease/

You can add more to the spit as much as you like !!!

2.Lines have to be at least 2 for it to be a spit !

3.Not to be tooken seriously.

4.No flaming

5.You spam.... i'll track you down and kick your ass.

6.No ras's

So have fun ya'll and of course cursing is allowed ! Duh !

[Crackhead]

LOLLLLLLLL EGG sorry for da spam but no ras's and track you down and kick your ass was funnnnnnnny

[DJ EGG]

Kicken peeps ass's is what you get when spaming its just normal lol

[DJ EGG]

Right time to get this started , anyone join in if ya feel like it even if ya dont know how to ! Have fun......

Your rhymes are out of control like a manic/
You now starting to panic/
You washed up britany spears fanatic/

You acting all tuff trying to get laid/
Thinking your bigger than the mafia getting made/
Go back to your macdonalds job to get paid/
Before i blow your ass up like a I.R.A gernade/

But a fork in you your done finished put you on my plate/
Chop you up like stake, thats one call your gona make/
Your blood boiling and starting to shake/
You so fuckng scared you cant concentrate/
Before i kill you like your king check mate/
You pissed yourself its over YOU was a bIg mistake/
You fucking shitty ass rhymer saying eggs your gona break/
You nothing have no friends your a fucking fake/

So what in gods earth now are you gona do/
This is my crew , in which it blew/
You.......cause the shit you be hearing is new/

Straight to hell where you will dwel/
Its over your done ring the bell/
You losing your footing and fell/
Where you wish you never were, WELL/

So its me E---TO---THE--G/
And welcome to this party/-----------------MOTHERFUCKER

Now you just have to rhyme off my last word whick is party

[Crackhead]

yo EGG your fuckin late az hell stop bein tardy/
what were u doin that took so long? masturbatin over jeff hardy??/
EGG stop fuckin around, your not even trained to go to the potty/
EGG what u talkin about u aint gettin a hottie/
everybody calls u a jock/
cause your always gettin stoned like a rock/
so shut ur fuckin mouth and put a heavy duty combination lock/


BURPY WURPY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[DJ EGG]

Yo crackhead girls love me, my dick is like a chick magnet - Magnetic cock/
Fuck with this. you'll diss me not, oh shit you got shot, with 9m glock/

I'll fuck ya girlfriend on the spot/
You aint getting notha from her you'll eventually rot/
This shit just getting started and this is the plot/
I'll infect you upside you like a blood colth/

And yall heared this rhyme before : Comin out nowhere like a virus/
Im straight plus irish, DJ EGG aint lookin styleish/

But crack you are/
Driving your 80 ford fiesta car/
I'll rap you up like a candy bar/
You'd spit me, you now a star/

For stepping to the best/
Your now blessed/
Your life is a but a mess/
With enough stress/
Im the show here and your my guest/

Crackhead what the fuck are you gona do/
Cause when i see you i'll blow your ass to timbuck too/

LOL NICE RHYMES Crack nothing compared to mine !

Oh and

BURPY WURPY MOTHA FUCKA

[coolkid917]

im here now so boo
damn people your rhymes smell like poo
That rhyme above i didn't curse
but why the hell are you carring around a purse
I might not be that good to rap
but its better than your pieces of crap
I got all my dimonds and pearls
the pearls are for da girls
I know my rhmes leave ppl dieing
but i leave crying

PEACE

[DJ EGG]

GIRLS ???? Thats the things you'll be buying/
I'd say vanilla ice raps better than me but thats lieing/

Hes bullshit unlike me , you know me DJ EGG/
Fuck with me and i'll bring you down a peg/
I push you and you acting like you broke your leg/
Just so you can sue me.....Steel my keg/

Ahh shit now what am i going to do at Crackheads par-tay/
Probaly get laid 3 or 4 times like rhymes im gona lay/
Use crackys bed fuck it , i'd fuck her on a pile of hay/
Fuck off gay today just aint your day/
How many times do i gota say/

That me cracky and coolkid/
Are here for the highest bid/
On your mother , i did/
Pop your head off like a can lid/

[Word Life#1]

Your so dumb your like Suddam when he hid
But they wouldn't see you cause your skinnyer then Vicious,Sid
You would get drunk more than him
Youd'de be taller then shaq but You still couldn't touch the basketball rem

You suck like I said
But yo still better the Crack-head
He can't even bring fat lips
It's because he's a part of da Crips

Crackhead you can really stop
Cause out of you and EGG I think we know who will come out on top
Rap is all yo good at
I'm good at almost everything and thats that

[Crackhead]

yo word life crappy rhymes but ill still give ya a pat/
on da back so u could stop crackin on me like chit chat/
ill murda yo ass wit my crips wit a plastic 30 inch bat/
so fuckin annoying like this little motherfucking crip gnat/
and what are you talkin? EGG better than me???????/
no man we tied we best friends on the forums homie/
me and EGG are buddies/
we come from the derrty bronx like we hoodies/ lol
so word life stop fuckin around please/
just go home, suck a cock than eat the fuckin cheez/


BURPY WURPY

[DJ EGG]

Yours make peeps wana kill themselfs , its like a diease/
As i would say to your girl bitch get down on your knees/
And suck my dick with a big smile , pretty please/

Burpy Wurpy is now the new catch phrase/
If ya know it , ya know me and cracky show it, its not a phase/
So stop and gaze at this and nothing but haze is in your eyes with a blaze/

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP THIS AINT ME, THIS IS ME !

Jack you up fool like it aint no thing/
DJ EGG strolling up like bling bling/
No bitch this aint no fling fling/
Your cell phone starts to ring/

Other line: Im coming to get you/
Girl : Oh no what will i do/

Girl : I'll probably ring DJ EGG/
That motherfucker will take him down a peg/

I come strolling up on your drive way/
Girl : Thank god your here to save the day/
Me : FUCK off bitch im here to play/

Girl : You know i can please you in a little reward/
Me : Fuck that ho ! Yo i cant afford/

Damn girl why you all up in expense/
You'll find your car hooked up with dents/

Probably because you stole all of my money/
You wish you didnt now , it aint that funny/
You pregant ????? Ah shit you aint my honey/

TO BE CONTINUED..........

BURPY WURPY !

[Nessboy]

Yo All Da Members The Nessboy Is Here To Rap So All You Mother Fuckers Sit Back And Relax Cos When The Nessboy Is Here Than The Party Starts Rocking And Don't Worrie You Fuckers Im Insulting You All.Let Start With The Gayest DJ Egg The The Kids Say "Is It Ready Yet?" Now That Little Crack Butt You Been Hiding Candy But Its Like Chewits Meet Dream.Coolkid This Is Your Cage Stop Geting Us Killed.All You Mother Fuckers Rember This Thing France Is Evil


That Was Fun Insulting You Guys
Heres A One To Me

Yo Yo Yo! Im Nessboy And Im A Idot Let Me Tell You About Some Shit One Day I Was Walking Down The Street In My Poor Ripped Cloths When Suddenly Blue Peter Came And They Checked My IQ Went To 30 And Blow Up So They All Said FUCK! So I Ran Out The Door And They Begone To Cry So Say Cursed At Me And Said I Hope You Fucking Die So I Walk Down The And Shit I Was A Mat For Blue Peters Ship

THE END MOTHER FUCKERS

[DJ EGG]

Nessboy i can see you becoming very good but fix up your spit but it in a structure cause i cant see what words rhyme with others !

By spit will be posted soon peter pan so beware

[DJ EGG]

DJ EGG's Revenge on NESSBOY :

Dude what the FUCK is "blue peters ship"/
And "peter pan" , dude whats with it/
If you got nothing to rhyme then dont spit it/
That post looked like a crap that was just shitted/
Your not that good man admit it/
Your out of this game , just quit it/
Your structure was shit and lame that couldnt be fitted/
In a good lyrical rhyme spit/
Just listen to EGGY a little bit/

Cause DJ EGG's back to the R.W.U.V.2 in other words returned/
Betta know where BURPY WURPY is at cause you might get burned/
Nessboy theres a shit load of Rhyming that you havent learned/
Im the Judge , DA CAGE V.2 is the jury, Meeting a jurened/
Put you outa business like im about to do with Howard Stern/

You talk so much shit about disney and mickey mouse/
Betta watch your mouth cause EGG'z in DA HOUSE/
Un-rival you like your mommys blouse/
Oh shit dawg i forgot , your mom is My spouse/

WHAT YOU WANT SUM THEN BRING SUM , COME ON/
FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS WHILE IM ON THE JOHN/

NOT JOHN CENA.......THE FUCKING TOLIET/
Im a rapping chef , i'll throw you balls i soup and boil it/
Didnt want to give away the ending but you spoiled it/

WORD MOTHER FUCKING LIFE

[Crackhead]

lol this is gonna be my crappiest wrap

yo EGG ill fry u like french fries i oiled it/
i dont know what this means but i croiled it/
hey egg dont u see my diamond watch/
im gonna kick you in the crotch/
hey unlike you my mom washes my clothes with bleotch/ LOLL
i watch the matrix keanu reeve's part called neotch/
he fucks up everybody he calls the biotch!!!!!!!!!!!!/

NIGGA!!!!!!!

Everybody looks at me and throws me in the dumpster

Now EGG tell me where i got that from