Rhyme wiv us V.2, The New Edition

[DJ EGG]

LOL I dont know and your right that was shit lol

Nobody throw him in the dumpster ill throw him in a ditch/
Just because he acting like a whiny ass bitch/
I'll fuck you up , you in my P.C , your just a minior glitch/
Rip your lyrics off like a bandage or a stitch/

You acting and spiting all retarded while wearing laytex/
Then talk some shit about neo and the matrix/

Just cam down after what you said , have a vanilla coke/
Come crackhead this aint no joke , get with the yoke/
INSIDE THE EGGMAN , you up in smoke , you gona choke/
Dont fuck with this egg i aint a ordinary bloke/

WAT UP BITCHS

AND.................WIGGA

[Crackhead]

yo i get some of those lyrics from Malibu's Most Wanted/
he showed some of his skills then got motherfuckin taunted/
then them punk niggas beat him up like the haunted/
EGG u know I'm not serious/
that rap was so fuckin retarded u be callin me delirious/
hey EGG dont perpetrate/
dont be jealous of my shitty rhymes, dont discriminate

NIGGAAAA

[coolkid917]

Damns thats a hard word too rhyme with. Can we use a differnt word?

[DJ EGG]

Yeah sure no problem ! But it cant be done alot , that just means no ones trying !

Bitch i'll serve you on my plate , eat you like you were steak/
I'll beat you in anything like you be hearing CHECK MATE/
You in no need to battle , you in no state , you just fucking fake/
This rhyme too short , DJ-EGG FUCKING ABORT/

[Crackhead]

lollll

that rhyme was so funny it made me laugh and snort/
i hate it when people always be callin me fat or short/
im gonna start a war my protection is my fort/
hey thats weird i just laid a fart/
thats why people be callin me mr. bart/
then they call me a retart/
they call me tird/
they say i listen to I'm like a bird/
is that supposed to make me mad or scurred/


niggaaaaaa

[DJ EGG]

Laugh and Snort , your like a nerd/
Rhyming instead scurred i would have perfered/

I'll rob your white or black ass blind/
You say "you is What i CANT find"/
Your out of time/
Squeeze you from lemon to lime/
I'll push you a side/
If i said i wouldnt kick your ass well then I LIED/

[tha don]

Lied? nigga you white with an afro like that foo from the 70 show hiede/
I beat your ass and what you do? you cryed/

Ill rape your sis and yo mom and watch yo bitch ass wheep/
nigga i got more hair on my balls then the back of a sheep/

you a wan be disciple/
but your worse than the chineese guy from american idol/

Im the only real g on this bitch/
Shoot all yall up in the street and watch my bullets make u twitch/
Dont be like egg cuz everyone kno he a snitch/
hes so gay when he go to a bar he gets a "banana split"/
pass him the joint and hell be scared to take a hit/
im so hot when you touch me you need an oven mit/
why dont yall wake up cuz you know yall cant spit!

yeh im wit the west yeh im fo real/
fuck around and watch yo punk ass get killed/
if i cant find a knife or gun im so crazy ill use a drill/
im stron enough to carry biggie smalls over the hill/

when i fight ill bite your ear off like mike tyson/
when i charge im stronger than a byson/

now all yall kids go to bed/
im so scary when you dream of me u wet ur bed/
go to sleep enemies and next morning you wake up dead/

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damp i ripped that shit up, o and egg that shit i said wus jus for fun

[DJ EGG]

Tha don are you a mob boss , i'll fill you with lead/
Bullets like in the old days , listen to what i said/
So tuff and unbearabell , im judge dread/
Your asking for your shit to be spoonfed/

You rhyming like you were a fan fred durst/
Blow you the fuck away for my entertainment thrist/
In this you come last , Not second and im first/

Get a shotgun , put that motherfucker under ya chin/
Pull the triger and blow your fucking skull in/
But i better not ,Killing the shitest is a sin/
When i walk into focas your lights dim/

Good rhyming skills by tha don/
But his rhymes go on and on and on/
Probably wrote that shit when he was on the john/
Rubbed out the title that did say "MY LOVE SONG"/
About that faggot ras loving the shlong/

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You's gotz talent man , by the way RAS is a queer from shlongville/

[tha don]

yeh u admited i have skill/
when you see me summin goes up ur spine, a chill/
i pimped yo family and made a single dollar bill/
you watch king of the hill? im hank and your bill/

Ill blow you away like a nine and a peace of steak/
fuckin with me was your first and only mistake/
ill strangle u till ur eyes pop out and shake/
you pretend to be coo but everyone kno ur fake/
im so hood ill kill yo ass and throw u into the lake/

chica-chica-don/
your so feminest you wear a thong/
when i go to your girls house i bring my ding-a-ling along/
you better watch yo self here, cuz the right way may be wrong/
i beat you and now its the same ol song/
my rhymes may be long/
but im here and you in the street a fuckin bum/
ill make you my bitch and you can swallow all my cum/

dj WHO?
with one shot ill blow you and your crew/
you ont got skill so give it up du/
youd be lucky to have my autographed shoe/

im so damn gangsta/
im makin money like i jus signed a big deal with tha lakers/
now this is to all my fine hoes and booty shakas/
come wit me cuz you ont want all them fakas/
you want the only gangsta and money maka/

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thanx, you aint bad urself

[DJ EGG]

Go back to school home boy, and work in barrys bakers/
I'm deadman walking , in other words theres two undertakers/

Just by reading this spit will knock off ya off ya feet/
And when you go to bed ya kurl up in ya bed sheet/
Ya pissing in ya pants when ya trying to delete/
Ya post , that woken me tha ghost on every dark street/
The only person ya dont wana fucking meet/
ME !!!!The person when kills dosnt look so neat/

I'll chop you up, put ya in a paper bag/
Sell ya to a cannibal that eats fags/
All the while i'll use the money he gave me just to buy a porno mag/

I wouldnt need it , cause i got your mother in the first place/
Like a shot in the mouth ya little bitch , that was a shot in the face/
Ya winy ass cocksuken fag loven shit eating bumming disgrace/

[coolkid917]

Yo i rap so good you can't keep up wit da pace
MY GOD just look at your ugly face
After this when you see me you will bow
Wow i think we rap betta than Bow Wow
You should shut your mouth and stop talkin
Theres a new boy in town and you betta start walkin

[DJ EGG]

Bitch , No you betta start walkin/
Who da fuck you stalkin/

Hope it isnt me/
Cause i'll beat your ass down to 2 foot 3/

Nah im all straight theres no front/
Motherfucker LET ME BLOW THIS BLUNT/
You just a fucked up stunt/

Gone horribly wrong/
Heres ya blunt, now pass the bong/

FUCK OFF

When rolling in my car stereo pumbin my shit down the street/
From a fucking mile away can you here my beat/
When you release a record , when you say FUCK its Says BLEEP
Go back home sissy boy, ya just pissed ya bed sheets/
Ya'll cant pass DJ EGGY's Game , Theres no fucking cheats/

[Lo_G765]

yo, it's my turn to show ya'll that I'm neat/
ya'll are like dogs who want the meat/
and that meat is me/
the damn $outh$ide G/
that's who I be/
I drop these freestyles all the time/
That's how I come up with so many rhymes/
Even though I'm not black/
I know I'm not wack/
Cause I've been here and there/
So if you wanna talk shit, I don't care/
Cause I know you're just trying to put me down/
That's when I come back and put you in the ground/
If I wanted to, I could post a whole song/
But that shit's just too damn long/
So I'm gonna end it now/
All ya'll better bow cause you know I'm good/
If you don't agree/
Listen to my songs and try to make something better than me/

3 of my songs

[DJ EGG]

Make something betta than you , how can this be/
OH SHIT eggys back , welcome everybody/
Back here to fuck yall tracks/
Listen here to learn these basic facts/
Im producing shit while you in tha jacks/
When you hearing ma shit its like some-one tearin ya spine outa ya back/
I've created CD's to tha cellen while ya making famous porno stacks/
I aint sayin you in 'em , im sayin your jacking off/
You looking at girls and your dick goes soft/
Yeah you got gays guys all over your micro-soft/
Rom/
I am tha bomb/
This aint no song/
About your mom/
You loving tha shlong/
You like it long/
On gays.com/

PEACE (no offense) lo-G