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i ditched uni to go to the zoo. the ostriches had sex. the boy ostrich then flapped about with his dick hanging out. i almost spewed up my crunchynut cornflakes, which i ate last night.
then i played pool with some gorgeous guys i met in shads, and was too shy to ask one of them out.

i am now being an internerd, and never want to see an ostrich again.

edits: i dont *care* if you dont give a shit, or dont wanna post your day, but im incredibly nosey, so please do!

Hmm that's annoying when you look back on that sort of stuff and wish you'd been more daring, seems to happen every day for me .

I got woken up by someone ringing for me, went to uni, got an essay back that i'd worked my arse off on (First 'A' ever in an essay at uni), met up with a mate, bought the mates deal with him at the Jewel of India on Campus, had another class, organised some shit with a lecturer and then bussed home and have since done nothing bar be an internerd.

Sapporo is a delicious beer, though.

ostrich sex

woke up, open the curtains and smiled at the sun. shut the curtains, put slippers on and turned on my pc. touched my tender nuts which still hurt from dropping a beer bottle on them. and browsed the craccum forums...

Woke up, farted loudly (to the dismay of my girlfriend), got dressed, walked her to her car, had a Steak & Cheese pie for breakfast, showered, shaved my face in the shower, strolled leisurely up to my lecture, and am now in the CompSci labs procastinating and mastercating furiously. Am going shopping later with ma momma.

today i got up early went to the library and am jumping off the sky tower later


oooohhhh shit.

Got out of bed, went to work, buggered around on the computer, smoked some cigs.

later im likely to finish work, go home, cook dinner.

Still the good news is its friday so the monotony gets a two day break

fuck, people are freaking SLEEPING at unused comps in the commons, and ive had to wake two up trying to get a comp. that shits not cool. the chick next to mes sleeping not even logged in and there are people waiting and i want to poke her or something.


then again, i AM forumming.

today, i went to half a leture, and a screening. ive swapped 'relationship' bitchings with my buddy, and im going to go get a pir and coke, coz i wanna win something on that coke thing. i am teh emo. think il go to shads sometime.

Woke up due to alarm. Swore. Went back to sleep. Woke up again due to 'snooze' alarm. Swore profusely. Crawled to work. Made 5 Fairy Barbie Cakes, 200 marshmallow mushrooms, 20 coconut mice, 100 fairy cupcakes, 150 hotdogs, 100 fruit kebabs and about 50 loot bags of differing descriptions. Served a whole lot of faggot arseholes all day with a smile slapped on my face. Enforced female stereotypes in regards to the kitchen and cooking everywhere. Cass asked me to do his washing. I intend to return everything in 'pink-wash'.

Got up at 7.30, went to work at 8. Got a new headunit for car from work. Came home at 5.45 ate pizza for dinner. Went on msn.

Got up @ 7 because I was nervous as I was meeting the ex this morning. Hadn't seen her in some time.

And then I got shitfaced later at shadows and managed to proposition another one of my exes. Lucky for me, russians have better senses of humour than Australians.

How did the proposition go down?

I got up at 6:20am because my girlfriend stole all my blankets and I woke up swearing. I got to work at 8am and did fuck all for too much money. Then I got paid and tried hard not to look smug for 10 minutes.

I went up to uni, and went straight to relax for coffee. Went to design class for a few hours, went to look at some architecture in Western Springs. Found out my girlfriend had cancer. Went home.

Started writing crap for design and drinking beers. Friend came over, went to Logos cafe for chai and vegan cake. Came home. Drank red wine.

Talked to Yeliah and Steveo on msn, drank a lot more red wine.

Dope.

I can't believe you just called Expresso Love 'Logos'.


You traitorous bastard.

That sucks dude, glad its all better now tho

Wicked! Was it awesome?!

Ive always wanted to be a tourist just so I could do that