Dang...you don't learn, do you? XDD do you honestly think I would seriously ask you to stick your head in a crap cup?

Wow...do I have to tell you every time I'm not being serious? xD
Okay. Here are some tips you can follow for your flat-minded simplicity:
WHEN THE LOO IS JOKING:
-She uses emotes. Usually wierd ones like 8C, xD, >8E, or D8
- She uses odd words. Like 'der', 'loo', and other incorrect language xD
- She might use a croppy tard kind of text, or a stupid kind of antiquity. Like "thou," etc.
- She uses stupid insults. Like "Stupid idiot freak'. Or 'beefhead'.
- She uses caps.
- She uses gibberish, like 'fgtadsfkjdsfjsdkf'.
- She uses stupid actions within astrix, a la *freakfoamspazdeath*
WHEN THE LOO IS NOT JOKING AND PROBABLY NOT CHEERY OR DISCUSSING FORMAL MATTERS:
- She uses large words, correct grammer and puctuation, etc. This usually implies seriousness, stoicism, or a feeling of insult.
- She uses slang and cruder language forms. This implies the downright pissed and furious xD
Art thou better educated? xD hopefully it'll click.
*brain shuts down*